Food theft stories

[Anonymous No.14604313]

Ever had anyone steal your food?

>get a 10/10 steak, loaded baked potato, and green beans at one of my favorite restaurants
>already kinda full from eating spinach dip nachos appetizer so I eat half and take the rest to go
>go to my friends place, leave the box on the kitchen table
>an hour later get my box and about to eat the rest
>only potato and beans, no steak
>wtf
>his asshole father who's like 80 years old stole my steak, put it in a bowl of nasty week old rice, nuked it in the microwave, then put it in the fridge
>friend doesn't even get mad at him
>I leave 5 minutes later without saying goodbye

I'm not ever going to that cunt's house again. Apparently you just can't leave anything unguarded around Dutch people.

[Anonymous No.14604327]

>>14604313
why would you leave it unguarded for an hour? If you're just leaving it out anyways why wouldn't you just leave it in your car or something?

[Anonymous No.14604330]

>>14604313
If his dad is 80 years old, then it's a waste of energy to get mad at him, since it won't really change anything.
You should have charged your friend for the steak though.

[Anonymous No.14604336]

>>14604327
Leave it in my car for an hour in fucking August?

[Anonymous No.14604344]

>>14604336
Who gives a shit, it gets much, much hotter where I live faggot. If you're going to eat it in a few hours it doesn't matter. You left it out on a counter in August, retard.

[233ĺbs PURE MUSCLE No.14604345]

>>14604330
Off my board juden

[Anonymous No.14604353]

>>14604344
You dont even know where I live, quit being a tryhard faggot. Inside we have a little thing called an air conditioner so it doesnt matter what month it is when it's indoors does it now bitch

[Anonymous No.14604382]

>>14604353
Oh yeah because bacteria can't grow at room temperature at all either huh, retard? I'm glad your food got stolen, you're a stupid faggot for leaving it out in the open. He did you a favor. A senile, 80-year-old man is smarter than you, congratulations!.

[Anonymous No.14604392]

>>14604382
>he's scared of eating food that's been left out for a single hour
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.14604403]

>>14604313
Back2R*ddit lying fag

[Anonymous No.14604411]

once ordered taco bell for delivery, the app had GPS and all, you could see exactly where the driver was. he picks up my food successfully, drives in the direction of my house and...keeps going. about 30 minutes later I just get an "order cancelled" notification. he just ganked my order.

[Anonymous No.14604417]

>>14604392
I said to put it in your car, I don't give a fuck about bacteria if it's only a few hours; you're the one being a diva about your stupid steak being "stolen" because you didn't safeguard it properly. He could have jacked off into your baked potato and you'd never known the difference.

[Anonymous No.14604426]

>>14604411
that's what you get for using ubereats or whatever. the drivers always steal out of people's orders because it's mostly subhumans who can't get a legitimate job.

[Anonymous No.14604435]

>>14604313
>bring lunch to work
>stolen
>figure out who did it
>key his car

I fucking keyed it again right after he got it fixed just to drive the point home.

[Anonymous No.14604438]

>>14604435
based car keyer

[Anonymous No.14604440]

>>14604426
>delivery drivers in my area are 50% rich east indian kids who just do it to kill time while they cruise around

I've had my food delivered via Escalade multiple times.

[Anonymous No.14604456]

>>14604440
>delivery drivers in my area are 50% gaandu maru lund pe chad ja who just do it to kill time while they cruise around
Yeah I already said subhumans.

[Anonymous No.14604492]

>>14604417
>it's ok to steal food if the owner isn't looking directly at it
Sounds like you're one of those cubicle slaves who gets a kick out stealing other wagies bagged lunch from the fridge, until someone spikes their own food with laxatives and you shit yourself into a rectal prolapse

[Anonymous No.14604534]

>>14604492
I don't have an office job you dumb neet and I don't have to steal or make threads about my food getting stolen because I'm not a stupid poorfag like you. Just buy another steak or tell your boyfriend to pony up some money for it like a man instead of passive aggressively bitching about it online like a broad.

[Anonymous No.14604541]

>>14604492
what were you two doing alone for an hour in his bedroom?

[Anonymous No.14604542]

>>14604534
For someone who doesnt like "bitching" you sure are quick to keep making these whiny ass replies. I never said I couldn't afford another steak either.

[Anonymous No.14604546]

>>14604541
this guy is asking the right questions

[Anonymous No.14604548]

>>14604542
He already paid you for your services huh faggot? 1 hour = 1 steak
topkek

[Anonymous No.14604554]

>>14604541
>>14604548
>obsessed with gay sex
Back 2 reddit

[Anonymous No.14604559]

>>14604554
so you admit that you had gay sex for an hour and your customer's Dutch father stole your steak.

[Anonymous No.14604575]

>>14604559
No I just said I hung out with my friend for an hour, you're the fag who immediately assumes that means you're fucking. Oh yeah, because you dont even have friends.

[Anonymous No.14604578]

>>14604575
Does your boyfriend's dad know you're gay?

[Anonymous No.14604588]

>>14604578
not yet, why?

[Anonymous No.14604589]

>>14604313
>go to my friends place, leave the box on the kitchen table

I don't even feel bad for you, you had it coming

[Anonymous No.14604590]

>>14604578
>replies in under 1 minute
Sounds like you're the one who's gay, and you want a piece of my ass

[Anonymous No.14604594]

>>14604588
you should be honest and come out to him, it's healthier than hiding it and living a lie, I'm just trying to help you OP. You know it, we know it. It's time that you tell your future father in law the truth.

[Anonymous No.14604986]

>>14604313
>15 dollars left to my name until payday
>sub sandwich or gas
>decide on jimmy johns, get an Italian
>stop for smokes on the way home
>sit on the curb outside the gas station to smoke and have a bite real quick
>hobo walks up to me and asks if he can bum one
>ok why not I'm feeling generous, start reaching in my pocket for the pack.
>sick bastard grabs the sandwich and takes off in one fell swoop
>chase after him at first in anger and disbelief but he was fuckin gone down the drainage bank to the river
Lowest point in my life desu

[Anonymous No.14604992]

>>14604594
But the truth is that I'm only with my boyfriend because I'm hoping for an opportunity to bum his father.

[Anonymous No.14605001]

>>14604313
How much of a little bitch do you have to be to let an 80yr old man take your food?

[Anonymous No.14605022]

>>14604440
>That one boomer who delivered in a Corvette Convertible and had a Winchester 94 laid in the back seat

Mountain living son

[Anonymous No.14605026]

>>14604986
>The only answer on the street is NO Anon.

[Anonymous No.14605141]

>>14605026
what a hard pill to swallow