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14602030 No.14602030 [Reply] [Original]

My charcuterie!

>> No.14602036

>>14602030
>unshelled lychee
go fuck yourself, you expect your guests to shell it themselves?

>> No.14602044

>>14602030
You have to go back.

>> No.14602045

>>14602030
where's the tiny ass dollop of honey??

>> No.14602050

>>14602030
>too much fruit
>no pickled content of any kind

And who are you trying to impress with all that prosciutto? This is 4chan. Most users eat Kraft Singles straight outta the wrapper.

>> No.14602213

>*eats all of the cheese before anyone else can have any*

>> No.14602217

>>14602030
WHERE ARE THE FETA STUFFED OLIVES

>> No.14602222

Your choices are bizarre

>> No.14602232

>>14602036
>guests
>implying OP isn't just going to eat all of that himself

>> No.14602268

>>14602030
>pitaya
nice.
Are there any local growers of these in the USA yet?

>> No.14602275

>>14602050
>prosciutto
the round cuts look more like capocollo but watevs

>> No.14602280

>>14602050
>And who are you trying to impress with all that prosciutto?
What prosciutto?

>> No.14602281

I love it :3

>> No.14602286

>>14602275
>>14602280
hammind

>> No.14603114
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14603114

>>14602030
nice OP
here's mine

>> No.14603121

That looks really good. I hope you and your friends liked it.

>> No.14603382
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>>14602030
wheres the salami faggot

>> No.14603424

>>14602030
My in laws were doing one tonight. Not bad but desu I think too much goes into the presentation. It's food niggas, the position isn't going to change anything.

>> No.14603429
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14603429

>>14603424
fug

>> No.14603430

>>14602030
>no figs with honey
do you even decadence OP?

>> No.14603436

>>14602030
Do these even pair well? Kiwi and cheese? Dragonfruit?

>> No.14603534
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>>14602030
it looks like your wife's boyfriend gave you $10 bucks to get out of house for a while and you blew it all at kroger.

>> No.14603543

>>14603114

I want that sooo bad.

>> No.14603693

>>14602036
Its not even hard to shell faggot

>> No.14603705
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>>14602036
>how do i peel a lychee

>> No.14603714

>>14602030
>no sauces
>no bread
>more diverse fruit variety than meats and cheeses
needs work

>> No.14603725

>>14603114

Charsnooterie

>> No.14603730
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14603730

>>14602030
Looks way too healthy for me, gonna grab the meat and cheese and be on my way

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>> No.14603808

>>14603725
I'm just here for the nosebeers and the whiskey, maybe a nuggie with some brie if I'm a bit peckish

>> No.14603857

I'd be so pissed off if someone made this when they promised charcuterie

>> No.14603863

>>14602030
those peaches look perfect

>> No.14603864

test

>> No.14604063

>>14603864
Welcome back from banland

>> No.14604080
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14604080

>>14603864
He Has Risen

>> No.14604122

>>14604063
thanks. checkem

>> No.14604142

>>14603114
what flavor are the condoms?

>> No.14604163

>removing the skin from your kiwi
faggot

>> No.14604267

>>14603114
regretable kek

>> No.14604347

>>14602030
Where's the fancy spreads and bread/crackers?

>> No.14604354

>>14602222
checked and thispilled

>> No.14604418

>>14602030
The almonds will be the big loser on that board.

>> No.14606559

>>14603114
This is amazing

>> No.14606576

>>14603114
>eating condoms & a marijuana pipe

truly a man of culture and good taste

>> No.14607176

>>14603436
dragonfruit doesn't go with anything

>> No.14607431

>>14602036
>unshelled
They clearly have shells