/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14592125]

>and here's your 3-Michelin-star Chef's best sandwich

[Anonymous No.14592132]

>>14592125
Is he in the midst of a psychotic break?

[Anonymous No.14592161]

>pan too hot
>cheese too thick
>fucking kimchi

I hate everything about this

[Anonymous No.14592194]

>>14592125
One bite of phony pleasure and then into the garbage it went.

[Anonymous No.14592207]

>>14592125
>English chefs

[Anonymous No.14592211]

>Cheese looks like pineapple

[Anonymous No.14592214]

>>14592125
A unique food in that it is alone in how bad it is

[Anonymous No.14592216]

>>14592207
JUST NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF OWLIVE OWL

[Anonymous No.14592219]

>>14592161
What's wrong with kimchi? Sounds like a decent addon to a grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.14592257]

>>14592125
i've had better luck with nitto tires. jussayin.

[Anonymous No.14592270]

>>14592125
>cheese not melted
>bread both burnt and uncooked at the same time
>cooking in the dirty fireplace with a cast iron
>he looks and sounds like he's been on a 5 day bender
is he ok bros?

[Anonymous No.14592306]

>>14592219
i think its fine too, but everything else about the sandwich is just fucked up

[Anonymous No.14592309]

>>14592216
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
>*glug*
*glug*
THERE

[Anonymous No.14592323]

>>14592125
Not as good as a nice Frito pie. Don't forget to season the fritos!

[Anonymous No.14592333]

>>14592125
LMAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BONGS THERE BEST CHEF CANT EVEN MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.14592390]

>>14592270
>>bread both burnt and uncooked at the same time
kek

[Anonymous No.14592485]

>>14592270
I think he’s on the verge of a mental break down because his #metoo moment is just around the bend and he knows it

[Anonymous No.14592489]

>french trained high cuisine chef doesn't know how to make ghetto trash food
Shocker.

[Anonymous No.14592491]

>>14592161
the biggest problems were using dry cheeses without shredding them and cooking on a fucking flame when everyone knows you're supposed to use medium- low heat. you're no better than him
anyway my concern is his coke residue- caused speech impediment that causes him to say
>ON, IN, DOWN AND.. ON
Even narrated his cutting a fritto bag (with a knife)

[Anonymous No.14592548]

>>14592485
>his #metoo moment
??

[Anonymous No.14592557]

>>14592489
Are you literally retarded?

[Anonymous No.14592566]

>>14592489
the levels of cope and seethe are off the charts

[Anonymous No.14592586]

>>14592489
He made a frito pie. Remember that?

[Anonymous No.14592636]

>>14592489
he should be able to make a croque auvergnat
but this was just a failure

[Anonymous No.14592657]

>>14592636
lmfao
Gordon should retire.

[Anonymous No.14592658]

>>14592333
>countries that are good at cooking
>countries that don't get BTFO in world wars
mutually exclusive group

[Anonymous No.14592664]

>>14592658
ummmm sweaty

[Anonymous No.14592681]

>>14592125
rookie mistake. cheese should have been shredded to make it melt easier.

[Anonymous No.14592685]

>>14592664
American cuisine is fatty shit
American military is fantastic

[Anonymous No.14592702]

>>14592685
american cuisine is the world's cuisine. there are great chefs for all nations' cuisine here

[Anonymous No.14592812]

>>14592702
>>14592664
>loses to rice farmers with outdated soviet equipment
>thinks "Chicago Pizza" is haute cuisine

na fuck off

[Anonymous No.14592854]

>>14592812
>vietnam was a world war

[Anonymous No.14592887]

>>14592125
shouldve put the cheese side in the pan first, then put a piece of bread under it

[Anonymous No.14593066]

>>14592854
Nobody claimed so, retard.
Kill yourself strawmanning faggot.

[Anonymous No.14593079]

>barely melted cheese, burnt bread, greasy af
beeoodeefool
>takes a bit
Oh my, dats luvly

[Anonymous No.14593088]

>>14593066
this covid stuff is really doing a number on school children's ability to learn reading comprehension, i see. there's always remedial classes later down the road, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.14593114]

>>14592125
>>14592132
>>14592161
Based satirical Ramsay commenting on the state of Instagram food culture.

[Anonymous No.14593150]

>>14593114
Huh?

[Anonymous No.14593161]

>>14592309
I thought for sure this post was going to refer to his worchestershire usage. He glugs it by the cupful into everything, including chilli con carne

[Anonymous No.14593162]

>>14593150
Ramsay is jaded and satirically milking YouTube for the (you)s because faggots like Ja/ck/ can post absolute sloppa's and get thousands of views. Ramsay has been on an absolute tear posting these ridiculously over done up super huge portioned monstrosities because that's what he thinks of the average YouTube personality and their audience. And he correctly figured out it will give him a ton of views and money along the way.

[Anonymous No.14593214]

>>14593066
holy shit, he doubled down.

[Anonymous No.14593225]

>>14593162
This is the absolute dumbest take I've heard on this so far.

[Anonymous No.14593235]

>>14593225
How so?

[Anonymous No.14593257]

>>14593225
your mom took my penis in her butthole

[Anonymous No.14593300]

>>14592548

Hes implying that Ramsay raped someone hes worked with, likely the cast of Masterchef Junior.

Or that he got raped by Guy Savoy.

[Anonymous No.14593323]

>>14593162
Do you think Jack is actually successful? Holy retard.

[Anonymous No.14593417]

>>14593214
>>14593088
Americans truly are subhuman
Go carpet bomb some goat herder sandnigger and then get killed by your cops faggot.

[Anonymous No.14593429]

>>14593162
it was all le 4d chess all along

Gordon pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.14593526]

>>14593429
>he really thinks a millionaire celebrity chef isn't media savvy
>he really thinks that algorithms haven't sifted the world down into a simulacra of ads just back feeding on themselves
>he doesn't know that everything is an ad and it's all fake and gay
Big yikes.

[Anonymous No.14593544]

>>14593526
Go to bed, Gordon

[Anonymous No.14593575]

>>14592219
Unironically people abusing kimchi because it cuts through fatty bullshit annoys me so much. It doesn't need kimchi, it needs you to stop being fat and overloading everything with grease.
Wish people would learn some respect for korean food and culture instead of making it all into a cringey fucking memefest with BTS kimchi grilled cheese and eating themselves to death on youtube.

[Anonymous No.14593594]

>>14593235
>He's only pretending to be retarded guys!

[Anonymous No.14593667]

>>14593575
Cornichon with raclette
>>14593594
>he's on a website where people prove everyday that pretending to be retarded gets you the most (you)s
Come on man. This is not that difficult to figure out. Next thing you're gonna tell me that the Kardashian Ray J leak was an "accident" the internet is just ads man I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Ecelebs just game the algorithms.

[Anonymous No.14594649]

>>14593575
>Wish people would learn some respect for korean food and culture
Unironically go fuck yourself gook.
No one gives a shit about the history and 'culture' surrounding fermented veggies. Kimchi a tool in the culinary arsenal and this idea that Koreans 'own' it and get to have a say in how it's used by anyone else is top shelf fucking delusional.

[Anonymous No.14594867]

>>14593161
worchestershire in chili is great.

[Anonymous No.14594874]

>>14592548
Its well known he got hands on with contestants on masterchef junior.
He likes them young.

[Anonymous No.14594877]

>>14592125
Restaurants are awarded stars not chefs.
His restaurants hold a total of sixteen between them.
I shouldn't need to explain this to you on the food and cooking board of all places, anon.

[Anonymous No.14595215]

>>14594877
one of his places holds 3 stars. Thats why hes called a 3 star Michelin chef.

[Anonymous No.14595224]

>>14592211
Yes, that's European "cheese."

[Anonymous No.14595244]

>>14595224
yeah, not enough chemicals.

[Anonymous No.14595687]

>>14592125
I like the burnt bread and giant thick hard slice of cheese. lmao what a fucking retard. Proof that Britcucks can't cook.

[Anonymous No.14595700]

>>14592812
We won Vietnam and you could call it a tie at your most generous. We killed and raped scores of gooks and only left because blacks, gays and women were shitting up on the homefront. The more things change, eh?

[Anonymous No.14595925]

>>14592491
Gonna make a habit of narrating everything I do just to spite faggots like you

[° No.14595958]

>>14594867
>worchestershire
Kek.
I bet you pronounce it that way too.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.14595971]

>>14595224
Yeah...the good stuff....Do europeons really?

[Anonymous No.14595982]

>>14592586
I thought you were bullshitting, but wow... he really did. And he salted both the canned chili and the fritos. I had to turn it off after that so I didn't see how the monstrosity came together, but what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.14595984]

I'm not one to tell a 3 star chef what to do, but the sandwhich would have been fine if he'd just cover up the pan whilst cooking. So the heat doesn't just rise up, and gets to the cheese as well.

It's not that fucking hard, Gordon.

[Anonymous No.14596136]

>>14595982
you missed the best part

[Anonymous No.14596149]

he should have unironically put the sandwich in a microwave first to melt the cheese, that would have worked much better, especially with the moist kimchi in the middle.

[Anonymous No.14596183]

>>14592125
the cheese + the cooking method = poor choice
but kimchi tastes good with anything, so win there

[Anonymous No.14596194]

>>14592485
Do you think? Who would be the victim if the case ?

[Anonymous No.14596197]

>>14592485
for real? Damn, that would be a great case to follow.....

[Anonymous No.14596228]

>>14594874
that would be spectacular, I can imagine the audio recordings of his "grooming" sessions

>on she goes
>BEAUTIFUL
>push down
>I like it RAW
>Oh, my God
>*breathes deeply

[Anonymous No.14596241]

>>14593114
that's quite the spin

obviously he's up his own ass
just look at all the surgery he's been having
it's pretty clear he thinks if he doesn't fall in line with other hollywood celebs that they'll pull the plug on his entire career
dude seems desperate to stay relevant

[Anonymous No.14596255]

>>14592132
Isn't the clip filmed ages ago from the pre-corona days? He says he's in 'straya.

[Anonymous No.14596285]

>>14593575
Having kimchi with absolutely everything no matter what is what Koreans do, though.

[Anonymous No.14596328]

>>14592489
More like French trained high cuisine chef doesn't know how to make extremely, ridiculously easy food

[Anonymous No.14596353]

>>14592489
This just implies that he has no clue what makes food good/satisficing

[Anonymous No.14596522]

>>14592207
He's not english you fucking amerimutt

[Anonymous No.14596558]

>>14595700
>We won Vietnam
If that were true then it wouldn't be the Socialist Republic of Vietnam. We left because it was a losing war from the start, we should've let the French take their licks instead of entangling ourselves in foreign affairs.

[Anonymous No.14596564]

>>14592125
kek

[Anonymous No.14596614]

>>14596194
>>14596197
>>14592548
>>14593300
>>14594874
>>14596228
>Do you think? Who would be the victim if the case ?
Obviously one of the numerous very young male young cooks that are gravitating in his kitchen. It seems that every time there is a fresh young twink cook in Kitchen nightmares Gordon grabs him for one of his kitchen. He loves to mentor, and maybe he's going a bit far in mentoring sometimes.

[Anonymous No.14596634]

>>14594877
yes, semantics is more important than the ability to cook properly, which is why pic related is the best you could produce Gordon.

[Anonymous No.14596647]

>>14592489
that's like saying Leibniz wouldn't be able to do basic subtraction because he's a master o Calculus.

[Anonymous No.14597230]

>>14592125
I hope he doesn't plan on serving or eating that.

[Anonymous No.14597239]

>>14592207
Why would the English have fruitloops, something doesn't jive here

[Anonymous No.14597245]

>>14593417
HE'S DOUBLING DOWN!

[Anonymous No.14597254]

>>14593417

[Anonymous No.14597350]

>>14596328
That's hilarious considering how much he shit on that retard chef in the first UK Kitchen Nightmares for not being able to cook an omelet.

[Anonymous No.14597365]

This would have been avoided if he just grated some cheese instead.

[Anonymous No.14597703]

>>14596522
>born in Scotland
>raised in England

Really 6 in 1 half a dozen in another. He got a double barrel of shitty island food habits

[Anonymous No.14597716]

>>14596614
>Let me show you the proppa way to make Toad in the Hole
>Proppa lubrication is key
>oh yeah poor that olive oil all over the hole
>BEAUTIFUL
>now for the big finish

[Anonymous No.14597929]

>>14597254

[Anonymous No.14597983]

>>14593667
Gordon Ramsey really doesn’t need his JewTube hits at all, how can you actually think that

[Anonymous No.14598540]

>>14592489
>""""""master""""""" chef cannot even make a simple dish
LMAO

[Anonymous No.14599354]

>>14597983
this. His restaurants are worthy more than 60 million GBP

[Anonymous No.14599565]

>>14596241
why does he even care?
he's made his fortune, he has his fame, why does he need to do this?

[Anonymous No.14599577]

>>14595958
i've always pronounced it that way too

[Anonymous No.14599580]

>>14593417
>M-Muh Americans
Goddamn, you cunts are so fucking bitter all the fucking time, it's exhausting. If you don't like this place because of all the Americans, then by all means, make your own Chan.

[Anonymous No.14599586]

>>14599565
He doesn't want to lose his adrenochrome connection.

[Anonymous No.14599589]

>>14592125
How many times are you gonna post the same thread, Jamie?

[Anonymous No.14599611]

>>14597929
this billboard is fake

[Anonymous No.14599640]

>>14599354
his restaurants are bleeding him dry now, because of the Covid epidemics. The bastard is literally losing his mind

[Anonymous No.14599649]

>>14596285
especially cheese and fatty stuff. budae jjigae!

[Anonymous No.14599999]

Who cares.
I'm not even going to make any excuses for him
/ck/ needs to get a life

[Anonymous No.14600006]

>>14592125
You disappoint me, Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.14600032]

>>14592125
His restaurants hold a total of 16 Michelin stars, his signature restaurant has held 3 for longer than you have been alive (I'm assuming you're underage). I'm gonna trust him before I trust you, if that's ticketyboo with you.

[Anonymous No.14600042]

>>14592125
When you OD on lamb sauce

[Anonymous No.14600069]

>>14600032
This is probably why things have gotten like this for him, because no matter how badly he fucked up he'd have people defending him.

[Anonymous No.14601119]

>>14599580
Wherever he's from probably does have several but people flock here because 4chan is, unfortunately, known worldwide. A lot of people don't know that 4chan's just a knockoff Jap site and think this place is the first and/or only forum of its kind.