My American Menu

[Anonymous No.14574201]

I've created a hypothetical All-American Diner Menu that is as authentic as possible.

I'm wondering what you Americans think about my list, are the States/Cities correct?

Give me your feedback /ck/.

[Anonymous No.14574223]

>>14574201
>Chicago hotdog
Based, I hate that chi pizza is what we're known for when the hotdogs are infinitely superior.

[Anonymous No.14574235]

>>14574201
i think your menu looks nice. Maybe rethink the fish taco from Arizona? Arizona is landlocked. Maybe do a California Fish Taco and a Vegan Burrito from another state? Like Washington or Oregon?

[Anonymous No.14574249]

>>14574201
Lemme get your moms fish taco m8

[Anonymous No.14574259]

>>14574201
Las Vegas doesn't have a specific style of burger. Arizona isn't on the water. It's New England Clam Chowder. And there's nothing specifically vegan about California; you could just say California burrito or Mission burrito.

[Anonymous No.14574263]

>>14574201
>arizona fish taco
>california vegan burrito
You need chilli, and you can come up with something decent from the West Coast. maybe some kind of idaho loaded potato.

[Anonymous No.14574268]

>>14574201
I don't know where you get your info from but I wouldn't order fish tacos from a state that is 90% desert.

[Anonymous No.14574313]

>>14574201
>ignoring all cajun and creole dishes.

[Anonymous No.14574320]

>>14574201
Throw in a minnesota hotdish and some kind of dessert involving Rainier cherries (seattle) and i'm sold

[Anonymous No.14574322]

>>14574201
is arizona fish taco a thing?

[Anonymous No.14574328]

>>14574259
>And there's nothing specifically vegan about California
except being the heart of vegan coastie culture. The West coast is the very heart of white person veganism in the world

[Anonymous No.14574332]

>>14574328
You have no clue what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.14574335]

Vegas has no culture of its own, most of the people that live there re from other places. There are many regional burger styles but this isn't one of them
I would recommend Upper Midwestern Butter Burger

[Anonymous No.14574342]

>>14574332
What non-west coastie state has a higher prevalence of white veganism than California?

[Anonymous No.14574353]

Look at Arizona on a map and tell me how the fuck they're gonna get fresh fish.

[Anonymous No.14574357]

>>14574342
Do you even understand that California isn't the entire West Coast?

[Anonymous No.14574361]

>>14574353
Fish Cannon

[Anonymous No.14574365]

>>14574201
>8 slices of pizza for 1 person
europeans eat this much ?

[Anonymous No.14574366]

>>14574259
Fuck you faggot, Boston rules and the rest of New England can suck our dicks. Leave the Boston chowder OP.

PS Fuck niggers and chinks and trannies

[Anonymous No.14574371]

>>14574353
This

[Anonymous No.14574372]

>>14574357
I certainly buy that Oregon probably has more vegans than California, but its so much smaller of a state it has much fewer vegans overall and therefore less influence on the movement overall
Not sure how that is relevant to my point though

[Anonymous No.14574374]

I have no clue what a Vegas burger is, if it's even a thing.

[Anonymous No.14574375]

>>14574313
This

[Anonymous No.14574376]

>>14574201
You made the California burrito wrong. It comes with carne asada and fries inside.

[Anonymous No.14574379]

>>14574201
I don't think you get the idea of New York pizza in the slightest. 8 slices? 10 dollars? The portion and price are both inherently ludicrous

[Anonymous No.14574387]

>>14574249
Kek gottem

[Anonymous No.14574391]

>>14574320
>Throw in a minnesota hotdish
It's like you want people to vomit and never come back.

[Anonymous No.14574392]

>>14574366
fuck you eat shit i hope you all burn
>t. NH VT ME

[Anonymous No.14574393]

>>14574366
The only thing that comes to mind when anyone thinks of Boston is it's dumb mouth-breathing inhabitants.

[Anonymous No.14574396]

>>14574391
seriously, Wisconsin Casserole is way better

[Anonymous No.14574401]

>>14574201
Oh also what kind of shitty steak are you using in your cheese steak that it's that cheap? A cheese steak has fresh thin sliced rib eye.

[Anonymous No.14574408]

vegas burger and AZ fish don't really make sense
otherwise not bad
maybe add some NC pork bbq

[Anonymous No.14574423]

>arizona fish taco
This reminds me of the Bojack episode where he goes to New Mexico to see his old girlfriend and the first excuse that comes to him for why he's in New Mexico is that he's there for a boat convention.

[Anonymous No.14574425]

>>14574396
more seriously, you should absolutely put Wisconsin deep fried cheese curds on the appetizers section

[Anonymous No.14574444]

>>14574392
>>14574393
Suck my dick you backwoods retards and keep seething. Any good McDonald's open up in the county?

[Anonymous No.14574455]

>>14574249
If you want. She'd probably appreciate the attention at her age.

[Anonymous No.14574481]

>>14574201
>no gumbo
>no etouffee
>no jambalaya
>no moco loco
>no chicken fried steak
>no chicken and waffles
>no maryland crabcakes
>no po'boys
>no garbage plate
>no texmex
>no country ham plate

come on op, you can do better

[Anonymous No.14574581]

>>14574423
terrible show that only retards like

[Anonymous No.14574597]

>>14574581
>le funny contrarian

[Anonymous No.14574612]

>chicken parm
>grilled cheese
>porkroll egg and cheese
>cream chipped beef
>aerosol cheese on cheesesteaks
>French onion soup
>eggs Benedict
>peanut butter and jelly
>cream cheese bagels
>French toast
>pizza rolls
>thanksgiving dinner
>gator tot casserole
>microwaved shredded cheddar
>meatloaf
>meatloaf sandwiches
>pork chops
>soft pretzels
>dr pepper

[Anonymous No.14574622]

>>14574612
>this is what non-americans think we eat

[Anonymous No.14574628]

>>14574622
Post gut

[Anonymous No.14574642]

>>14574201
Vegas isn’t known for anything except gambling and hookers, certainly not anything culinary
New York pizza is ass
An authentic Philly is made with Cheez Whiz, which may not even be legal in your country
Hot Chicken is a meme and it wasn’t even invented in Nashville (another state devoid of any meaningful culinary accomplishment)
Texas talks a big game but their bbq is sweet sugary garbage
Chicago? Just make a salad and throw a hot dog on top
Oh boy nothing like a blob of mayonnaise to spice up this lobster
Not even going to address Arizona, you know full well why that’s retarded
Clam chowder is good, Boston makes the best. No complaints there.
You can’t make a “veggie” burrito, it’s like making “meatless” meat. Yeah you can call it that but it doesn’t make it true.

Just open a chowder shack and you should be good OP

[Anonymous No.14574650]

>>14574642
That’s not true. The best porterhouse of my life came from a steakhouse in the circus circus casino

[Anonymous No.14574652]

>>14574223
Italian beef > hot dog covered in garbage

[Anonymous No.14574653]

>>14574650
Any retard with a heat source and a pair of rings can make a steak

[Anonymous No.14574660]

>>14574653
Sure thing pal, that’s why we all have thriving steakhouses inside of a casino

[Anonymous No.14574676]

>>14574201
Thief

>>>/pol/272721819

[Anonymous No.14574688]

>>14574313
oh boy oil with celery, onion, and pepper mmm

[Anonymous No.14574696]

>>14574201
Don't put place names on your food. It is dumb as fuck

[Anonymous No.14574703]

>>14574201
based. the vegan burrito should be in a siy wrap stuffed with edamame and soy tempeh with soy sauce and tons of soybean oil based condiments. don't forget the soy cheese. 90% of it must be soy

[Anonymous No.14574725]

>>14574201
>Cali Vegan Burrito
Nah it's got have steak, fries, cheese and gauc.

[Anonymous No.14574776]

>>14574201
>No butter burger
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.14574836]

>>14574201
Okay, Ameriboo. All of this shit wouldn't be served at a diner for one thing. And for all the other things wrong in this post I don't even have enough space to elaborate. I might come back later to sort out this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.14574843]

>>14574581
kys

[Anonymous No.14574846]

>>14574201

California burrito means that french fries are the base instead of rice or something and theres usually avocado sauce or gaucamole in it. A true california burrito usually has carne asada or mexican chorizo in it so it wouldn't be vegan. As for the fish taco I wouldn't look to arizona for that, the fish taco is more a baja/california staple. Other than that the menu looks good, I would definitely price differently though, you're trying to hit 30% so realistically your texas brisket is going to be 12-15 for about 8 oz, your burger probably 10, and the hot chicken around 12. Solid american menu, execution looks difficult and the pricing needs work if you're gonna hit par.

[Anonymous No.14574852]

>>14574201
Where is the scrapple lad?

[Anonymous No.14574854]

>>14574201
Where's the detroit style pizza?

[Anonymous No.14574937]

>>14574852
in the garbage, where it belongs

[Anonymous No.14575028]

What the heck is a "Las Vegas Burger?"

Do you mean that tall monstrosity that Gordon Ramsay has the conejos to serve despite admonishing some other dork for serving a burger just as tall?

t. Vegarino. We don't "do" burgers here bruh.

Now, prime rib, that's what we do. And do phenomenally.

[Anonymous No.14575046]

>>14574223
Chi pizza is goat chi dog is ass.dont drag my dog through the garden.

[Anonymous No.14575060]

>>14574201
Do California fish tacos and swap Arizona for some Louisiana Chicken and Sausage gumbo. Looks good though man.

[Anonymous No.14575069]

>>14574201
"San Diego Means Whale Pussy" Fish Taco
"Portland Steamer" Vegan Burrito

[Anonymous No.14575081]

>>14574201
For most of the American users on this board I'd say no. Taco bell 1-5 pizza 6-9 10 pasta.

[Anonymous No.14575120]

>>14575028
>Now, prime rib, that's what we do. And do phenomenally.

This is bait. That prime rib is an abomination, lmao.

[Anonymous No.14575216]

I can't decide if you know less about American food, or how a multi-course meal is supposed to be structured....

[Anonymous No.14575221]

>>14574581
Based

[Anonymous No.14575242]

>>14574322
It's not not a thing? We have freshwater fish here, but no it's by no means something you'd say is indicative of AZ by any means. Normal tacos sure but fish tacos probably not.

[Anonymous No.14575255]

>>14574642
Vegas is mostly known for its buffets. Granted, those don't exist any more, but there are tons of good restaurants in that shitbowl.

[Anonymous No.14575277]

>>14574201
It’s called New England clam chowder you retard. There is only New England, Manhattan and Rhode Island clam chowder in the northeast.

[Anonymous No.14575311]

>>14575255

... No, no it is not.

Vegas is known, rightfully, for having the best restaurants in the United States.

It's the food capital of the US.

[Anonymous No.14575314]

>>14575277
>Boston located in Massachusetts
>Massachusetts located in New England
>Boston = New England

Also, Boston sounds way more catchy.

[Anonymous No.14575322]

>>14575311
This, Gordon Ramsey's burger restaurant in Las Vegas is a testament to that.

[Anonymous No.14575330]

>>14575311
Vegas is a shithole

[Anonymous No.14575340]

>>14575330

Lots of it is, sure.

The high end parts of it are not.

There is much, much more to Vegas than what meets the eye to the truckloads of fuckin cretins that roll in for a long weekend.

[Anonymous No.14575347]

>>14575311
They don't have anything original. All those best restaurants are just 2nd or 3rd locations of restaurants that already existed somewhere else. They just open a location in Vegas because it's a major tourist mecca where people go to blow their money.

[Anonymous No.14575368]

>>14575322

Eh.

That's still kitsch Vegas.

Bazaar Meat.

Bardot Brasserie.

Wing Lei.

Rivea.

For a lower key experience, I prefer Lupo.

[Anonymous No.14575376]

>>14575347

Nah. Just stop thinking the restaurants you see from the Casino floor are all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.14575442]

>>14574201
Eventhough it always makes /ck/ seethe and its literally the definition of sloppa shit you might want to put some Cincinnati chili on there, it's the perfect "do Americans really" food and it is definitely very region-specific

[Anonymous No.14575468]

>>14575340
>The high end parts of it are not.
You can say that about literally anywhere. Just because 5% of a city is nice doesn't exempt it from shithole status.

[Anonymous No.14575486]

>>14575442
that just looks like pure cheese

[Anonymous No.14575490]

>>14575486
It's necessary to mask the taste of unadulterated garbage chili

[Anonymous No.14575521]

>>14575028
>that ramsay has the conejos to serve
gordon ramsay makes rabbit dishes now?

[Anonymous No.14575545]

>>14574259
>New England Clam Chowde
aww thats cute, the rest of new england think they matter!

[Anonymous No.14575570]

>>14575545
Most of the food people associate with New England isn't even from Boston. If you're going to pick a single city even Providence has a better food scene than Boston.

[Anonymous No.14575584]

more like Las Gaygas lmao

[Anonymous No.14575587]

>>14574374
It'll give you listeria, but comes with smokes and a cocktail.

[Anonymous No.14575685]

>>14574201
>commiefornia
>numale food
Perfect

[Anonymous No.14575756]

>>14574259
Are you unfamiliar with Manhattan clam chowder? Long Island clam chowder? Hatteras clam chowder?

[Anonymous No.14575776]

>>14575756
You could have at least said Rhode Island clam chowder, which is actually in fucking New England.

[Anonymous No.14575784]

>>14575756
>Manhattan clam chowder
>Hatteras clam chowder

Why are Americans fucking retarded about naming food, neither of those are chowders.

[Anonymous No.14575823]

>>14575784
Chowder is a distinctively American dish. You don't get to decide what it is.

[Anonymous No.14575830]

>>14575823
>Chowder
It's French you giblethead

[Anonymous No.14575840]

>>14575830
There's no such thing as "chowder" in France. It's an American dish.

[Anonymous No.14575844]

>>14574201
>3 seafood items
Nah, drop the fish taco and replace it with something else.
Like maybe Miami Empanadas or Pittsburgh Pierogies.

[Anonymous No.14575853]

>>14574201
Your margins are gonna suck because of the variety of materials and equipment you will need

[Anonymous No.14575860]

>>14575840
It's pronounced "Shaudair"

[Anonymous No.14575861]

>>14575840
It's from French sailors sailing back and forth to their colonies. They weren't cooks, nor educated, and were basically super rural so it's basically a corruption of "cauldron".

[Anonymous No.14575873]

>>14575311
The buffets are out of this world.

[Anonymous No.14575881]

>>14575840

This is on par with when Americans claim they invented fries and pizza.

[Anonymous No.14575888]

>>14575873

It's a buffet.

They're all substandard.


You might have "out of this world" frozen waffles, but they're still just frozen Eggos homie.

[Anonymous No.14575891]

>>14575861
Yes, that's technically the origin of the dish, but that has almost nothing to do with what it turned into in the past couple centuries in New England.

[Anonymous No.14575906]

>>14574642
Seconding "Da Chowda Shack" as OP's only hope.

[Anonymous No.14575907]

>>14575844
>Empanadas
>Pierogies
>American

kys you greasy spaghetti with beans

[Anonymous No.14575914]

>>14575891

... adding water crackers does not make it a distinct type of regional cuisine.

[Anonymous No.14575919]

>>14575891
It's not the worst offender, I do fucking seethe at the fact you call cream of tomato "tomato bisque" though.

[Anonymous No.14575922]

>>14575914
>adding water crackers
What the fuck are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.14575944]

>>14575922

Clam chowder in the US is always served with water crackers.
Americans call them oyster crackers.

[Anonymous No.14575950]

>>14575944
Sometimes captain wafers

[Anonymous No.14575956]

>>14575944
I am American, and it sounds like you're just reading through the wiki page trying to throw together an argument.

[Anonymous No.14575965]

>>14575956

Don't know what to tell you.
I'm Canadian. You guys call them oyster crackers.

Like soda and pop.

[Anonymous No.14575970]

>arizona fish taco
>california vegan burrito
jesus fucking christ guys.

OP, Baja Fish Tacos are from La Bufadora in Mexico and became popularized in San Diego. As did the Cali Burrito, just Google California Burrito. It's a staple.

Carne Asada
French Fries
Guacamole
Cheddar Cheese
Sour Cream
Pico de Gallo (optional)

Baja Fish Tacos

Breaded white fish
shredded cabbage
white sauce

both served with taqueria red sauce

[Anonymous No.14575977]

>>14575965
I know what oyster crackers are. My point is that that has nothing to do with what makes chowder American.

[Anonymous No.14575978]

>>14575970

[Anonymous No.14576068]

>>14575977

Go ahead and take a swing then, because there is absolutely nothing uniquely American about chowder, a dish they inherited from New France in the first place.

You might as well be trying to claim fries or Irish stew is American.

[Anonymous No.14576084]

>>14576068
I guess I've just never really heard much about Canada's famous chowder(s).

[Anonymous No.14576195]

>>14575685

lol

[Anonymous No.14576204]

>>14575978
I want it...

[Anonymous No.14576215]

>>14574201
Call it a New England Clam Chowder, no one calls it Boston clam chowder

[Anonymous No.14576223]

>>14574444
Enjoying your niggers?

[Anonymous No.14576238]

>>14575314
No it doesnt. Boston a shit

[Anonymous No.14576244]

>>14575570
Boston tried to have a French scene and it’s hilarious

[Anonymous No.14576249]

>>14575919
Bisque requires pulverized crustacean shells, no question.

[Anonymous No.14576251]

>>14574201
Alaskan Seafood Platter consisting of salmon, halibut, and King crab legs.

[Anonymous No.14576253]

>>14575944
Water crackers and oyster crackers are not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.14576261]

>>14576068
So was it made in France or made by French people in America? Because the defining characteristic of a chowder from other fish stews is the potato. A new world crop. The chowder as you know it is a New World dish.

[Anonymous No.14576264]

ITT:
>op asks for feedback on his "american" menu
>every american replies with the exact same feedback and recommendations of things to change
>a bunch of non-americans come into the thread and start arguing with the americans about how they're wrong about american food

[Anonymous No.14576275]

>>14576264
Just find a similar thread from a Eurofag that bitches about Amerifats commenting on things in their country and you'll hit the internet bingo.

[Anonymous No.14576293]

>>14576275
The difference is that when Americans are bitching about foreign cuisines they're usually just calling them bad, and not trying to correct the people from those countries on what certain dishes are called and in which regions they're eaten.

[Anonymous No.14576327]

>>14574201
>All-American Diner Menu
The only things that you'd actually get in a diner would be the burger, cheesesteak, maybe the hot chicken (only in a very specific region), the hotdog, and the chowder. Calling a place a "diner" and serving pizza, bbq, lobster rolls, and burritos is kind of silly.

[Anonymous No.14576337]

>>14574376
That is literally what a "California burrito" is OP

[Anonymous No.14576345]

>>14576327
>Meatloaf, Salisbury steak, chicken fried steak, pot roast, club sandwich, fish and chips, beef liver, all the breakfast foods, and probably other shit I'm forgetting.

What shithole diners are you patronizing?

[Anonymous No.14576359]

>>14576345
I was just talking about the things on OP's list, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.14576370]

>>14576359
I miscomprehended the you'd get as an I'd get, oopsie daisy.

[Anonymous No.14576374]

>>14574201
>arizona fish taco
>arizona
Pro-tip: Never buy seafood in a landlocked state.

[Anonymous No.14576391]

>>14576370
Hey, we're all drunk here. I also should of specified that by pizza I meant Brooklyn pizza, as in cooked in an actual pizza oven, and bbq means there's actually a smoker out back, and burritos means big California style burritos. I guess I could see a diner having a lobster roll, but unless I can smell the ocean I wouldn't order it.

[Anonymous No.14576400]

>>14576374
Fish can be fine if it's a landlocked state with fresh water, just not, you know, a fucking landlocked desert state.

[Anonymous No.14576411]

>>14574201 How about Arkansas catfish?

[Anonymous No.14576420]

>>14576391
All that sounds good, but I never felt like CA had anything special with their burritos. Most any city seems to have decent burrito spots, but that's kinda fading away as the fad is dying out it seems.

[Anonymous No.14576439]

>>14576420
I'm pretty sure the big fat burritos with a bunch of stuff inside originated in California - and then there's the California burrito which specifically has fries inside. Chipotle style burritos basically originated in California, but at this point every taqueria in the country offers burritos that look like that (I'm not suggesting that Chipotle popularized them; just that that's a good example of the style which has become ubiquitous).

[Anonymous No.14576536]

>>14576261

It was made in New France. What is now Canada. Acadians.

Even if you want to say it's not European, it's still not American, it'd be Canadian in origin.

[Anonymous No.14576541]

>>14576536
Canada is in America.

[Anonymous No.14576542]

>>14574201
FUCK SHARTISTAN DEATH TO THE FAT SMELLY NIGGER MUTTS AND THEIR JEWISH MASTERS

[Anonymous No.14576551]

>american """"""""""food""""""""""

[Anonymous No.14576564]

psychotic barbarians

[Anonymous No.14576568]

>land of the """"""""""""""""""""free""""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.14576569]

>>14574201
whats different about a las vegas burger.
t. live in vegas

[Anonymous No.14576571]

>>14576564
Haha now do pedophilia

[Anonymous No.14576572]

>Toilet States
>Latrine Country
>Urinal States of Poomerica
>Outhouse Land
>Gent's room Fats
>Restroom Mutts
>Washroom Ogres
>Men's room Goblins
>Potty Land Of Shitmerica
>LooSA
>Cesspool Troglodytes
>Diaper States
>Perro Caca Americana
>Bathroom Shart
>W.C. aka US
>Ameripiss
>Shartsmell
>Diarrhea States of Fatmerica
>PooSA
>Turd World Shithole
>Odorfull Shitstates of PeePoomerica
>Soiled Fats of Muttistan
>Fartsmells
>Weesmells
>Cumpoolombia
>Crap Sharts
>Sharty Marty
>Ameripiss Shithole
>Feces States
>PukePooStates
>Flushedmerica

[Anonymous No.14576577]

>>14574313
big this. probably the richest cuisine in america in terms of variety, flavor, technique. and im not even from the south

[Anonymous No.14576580]

shartistan is fucking evil

[Anonymous No.14576582]

>>14575322
gordon ramsey's place in vegas sucks.
t. live in vegas and just had sushi at edomae

[Anonymous No.14576584]

why can't amerifats clean themselves?

[Anonymous No.14576589]

>>14575368
>bazaar meat
BASED

[Anonymous No.14576590]

>>14576584
I'm unclipped and that my parents every day for giving me a sensitive dick

[Anonymous No.14576592]

>>14576577
That’s because it stems directly from French cooking though

[Anonymous No.14576595]

>>14576577
It's just smoke and spice no variety. There's a reason every "Cajun" item in restaurants taste the same

[Anonymous No.14576599]

>>14576580
thats pretty based fuck everyone else

[Anonymous No.14576603]

>>14576592
yeah its like a dirty delicious hybrid of african, indian, french, native american, italian, spanish

[Anonymous No.14576604]

>thats pretty based fuck everyone else

[Anonymous No.14576607]

>>14576564
I mean, not to suck off the US too much here, but aren't these charts almost always bullshit? Is it something like it's actually just total US homicide rate, and then only intentional homicide convictions in the EU? I see this come up every time these things are posted.

[Anonymous No.14576609]

>>14576595
>cajun items in restaurants
>ordering cajun food outside of cajun country
fly-over spotted

[Anonymous No.14576616]

>>14576603
The best foods are dirty mixed up mutts.

[Anonymous No.14576617]

>>14576609
Incorrect I live on the Best Coast but I've been to Louisiana

[Anonymous No.14576623]

>>14576572
>toilets bad
If you considered embracing them the rates of disease in your developing nation may begin to go down slowly, my exotically ethnic friend.

[Anonymous No.14576632]

>>14574581
That show was un-fucking-comfortable to watch.
Something about cartoon ferries getting into adult dirtbag situations was just peak autism

[Anonymous No.14576633]

>>14576617
>best coast
oh sick i love chesapeake blue crab

[Anonymous No.14576645]

>>14576564
No, it's real. German police used like 20-30 bullets total last year.

[Anonymous No.14576647]

>>14576617
yes a lot of cajun foods have the holy trinity as the base of their cooking. and it fucking SLAPS

[Anonymous No.14576649]

>>14576645
That’s absurd

[Anonymous No.14576656]

>>14576633
That is a tasty dish

[Anonymous No.14576662]

>>14576645
im american and i dont like guns :(

[Anonymous No.14576669]

>>14576633
You probably joking, but while blue crab is great, living near the Chesapeake fucking blows, I grew up there.

[Anonymous No.14576674]

>>14576669
I’ve only ever driven through but holy shit why is there some much TRASH on the highway ramps???

[Anonymous No.14576676]

>low IQ, uneducated and proudly ignorant
>refusing or too stupid to use the metric system
>can't properly speak, spell and apply English grammar rules
>insanely high student debt
>no worker protection laws (cancel culture)
>most people are living from paycheck to paycheck
>having to have two jobs to survive
>having to tip waiters
>old people unable to retire and need to continue working
>homeless people
>morbidly obese
>unironically sharting
>terrible healthcare and insurance system (get injured and drown in debt)
>ignorance of COVID-19
>highest STD rates among "first world" countries
>circumcision of baby penises
>pledge of allegiance each day
>indoctrinated and arrogant (Murrican exceptionalism)
>Hollywood propaganda
>worshipping celebrities
>censoring swear words or natural nudity on TV while having world's biggest porn industry
>broken two-party system beyond repair
>citizens afraid of the government and vice versa
>corrupt and easily bribed politicians
>undisclosed financing of politicians (bribery)
>military state, swallowing dozens of billions dollars each year
>always at war (thank you for your service)
>controlled by big corporations
>worshipping big corporations
>abuse of rights and privacy invasion by CIA, NSA, etc.
>torturing whistleblowers and other "political enemies"
>insane obsession of guns/rifles (wild west mentality)
>several school shootings each day
>deep racism everywhere
>gangs and high crime rates
>police brutality
>highest incarceration rate by far
>actual nazi problem
>close to a civil war
>climate change deniers
>broken infrastructure / terrible public transportation
>greed for oil, gas and coal energy (+fracking)
>wasteful and inefficient
>drought due to corporate greed
the absolute fucking state of the shartistan

[Anonymous No.14576682]

>>14574201
>no chicken pot pie
>vegan burrito instead of normal mission burrito or a California burrito
>what the fuck is a "Las Vegas Burger"
>no land-locked state has the best fish tacos, I'd say those are morenof a California staple

[Anonymous No.14576693]

>>14576676
>>14576604
>>14576584
>>14576580
>>14576572
>>14576568
>>14576564
>>14576542
>t.

[Anonymous No.14576703]

>>14576564
More do it without blacks

[Anonymous No.14576708]

>>14576676
Hmmm if there’s no education where did all that student debt come from?
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.14576721]

>>14576674
unironically tourists that don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.14576738]

>>14576674
You mean literal trash, or like all the gate arm things?

[Anonymous No.14576748]

>>14576738
Like bags of trash busted open as if someone flung them from their car while speeding up to reach highway speeds

[Anonymous No.14576764]

>>14576748
Dunno, never really noticed. I always thought VA was pretty clean compared to MD, PA, and NJ on the highways.

[Anonymous No.14576766]

kek imagine living in shartistan

[Anonymous No.14576767]

>>14576536
This is like saying that Germans learned sausage making from Balkans back in the day, so despite the wide variety of sausages and how integral they are to the cuisine and national identity of Germany, they can't claim any of them as their own.

[Anonymous No.14576781]

>>14576766
Not having health insurance even with the Obamacare mandate and shitting out a niglet. But nooooo, BLACK LIVES MATTER and don't you dare criticize this subculture or you're evil.

[Anonymous No.14576788]

>>14576764
Oh I was in maryland

[Anonymous No.14576794]

>>14574201
Add 'Cleveland Steamer'.

[Anonymous No.14576798]

>>14574201
>las vegas burger
?
>brooklyn pizza
good pizza is hard. good luck
>philly cheese steak
okay yeah
>nashville hot chicken
yeah more this direction
>texas smoke brisket
nice
>chicago hot dog
you have a lot of sandwiches already but alright
>maine lobster roll
if you can find good lobster yeah but again, a lot of sandwiches. prepping lobster is very time consuming too.
>arizona fish taco
hahah not ordering that. did you mean like baja fish tacos?
>boston clam chowder
new england clam chowder
>california vegan burrito
sure gotta have options for the plebs.

all-in-all this menu is all over the place and looking at the prices i'm assuming you're not using good ingredients. this stuff is really cheap for a main course. even the lowest quality cheese steaks that are considered cheap go for at least $10 - my point is you can probably at least add another 3 or 4 euros on all these mains. regardless i would try to lock in on a more specific region or type of food if you really want it refined and fucking delicious.
if you want to cover all your bases open a diner and do a big classic diner menu. everything is reasonably priced and can be really good if you know what you're doing and have competent chefs in the back. really few restaurants in america have a menu this diverse where all the mains are up to par. the best american restaurants specialize in one thing
>bbq and fried chicken
>pizza joint
>sandwich place
>texmex cuisine
>new england cuisine
>cajun cuisine
that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.14576838]

>>14576264
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people post shit like, “Americans are the worst posters on /ck/”, “this board would be so much more on-topic if we just ranged banned Americans”. To anyone who has ever entertained ideas like that, I’d say just look at this thread. Go through the timestamps. It was completely on topic discussion of different foods, and ingredients, and regional variations, and where things came from. But as soon as it got to that hour where Europeans started waking up and Australians started getting home from school (or whatever the fuck they’re doing in the middle of August during a pandemic) the thread immediately turned into an image dump of /pol/ and /int/ garbage about circumcision and gun violence. This place would turn into another /b/2.0 without Americans.

[Anonymous No.14576859]

>>14576264
im just tired of the baseless shit flinging. nobody is more sick of american bullshit than americans themselves. i just wanna talk about cajun food

[Anonymous No.14576879]

>>14576859
>nobody is more sick of american bullshit than americans themselves
I'm doing great. America is fucking awesome if you just aren't poor. You don't even have to be rich, just making like 40k or more a year probably. The only thing that gets tired is the fucking media, whether is social or CNN or Fox news.

[Anonymous No.14576903]

>>14576859
>i just wanna talk about cajun food
I was honestly enjoying this thread because it was about a bunch of different things, whereas a Cajun thread, or Midwestern thread, or bbq thread, will always just lead to regional shit flinging and people screaming "flyover" and "coastie". I was actually enjoying talking about New England food, and Mexican food in California, and whether or not Las Vegas even has it's own food, and then I went out for a couple hours and came back to, "lol, dumb amerisharts!!!!!!!!!!". I'd rather have another Taco Bell thread than that shit.

[Anonymous No.14576908]

>>14574201

Where's the hot carl

[Anonymous No.14577000]

>>14576903
idk if las vegas has its own food but the food here is good. people don't just come here to gamble and fuck strippers. theres tons of delicious restaurants here simply because rich foreigners wanted to eat their food, hence why we have some of the best received thai, japanese, chinese places in america. living in vegas, the only time i go to a casino is to eat.

[Anonymous No.14577010]

>>14576879
there are more people earning less than 40k a year than you might think

[Anonymous No.14577019]

>>14574201
Please, for the love of god use Provolone instead of Cheez Whiz for the Philly Cheesesteak.

[Anonymous No.14577026]

>>14577010
I didn't say that it was like the bottom 5% or anything. Just don't be that fucking poor. It was an arbitrary salary, but as long as like 20% of people are desperate, things will gel just fine.

[Anonymous No.14577028]

>>14577019
this. if you arent choosing provolone (american is okay sometimes) wtf are you doing?

[Anonymous No.14577031]

>>14574201
>California vegan burrito
The other day I had the best burrito I’ve ever eaten in my life. It was wrapped in bacon. It was then deep fried. I live in California. Get rekt, scrub

[Anonymous No.14577043]

>>14577019
>>14577028
My GF is a chef from Philly and we had a shit ton of arguments about that because she swears by Tony Lukes and their in house cheese sauce. It's good for what it is, but it's still fucking processed cheese goop.

[Anonymous No.14577060]

>>14577043
Does it really have no differences?

[Anonymous No.14577074]

>>14577060
No, it's way better than a jar of the whiz, but it's still just cheese goop. And I'm a defender of American cheese, I love it on burgers and grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.14577086]

>>14574201
>That last one
Got a chuckle out of me. I'm a Californian and I fucking hate the fags in my state that made this shit a thing

[Anonymous No.14577090]

>>14577074
At my work we have an appetizer that uses this processed Brie cream. It is like cheese whiz In consistancy. I think it’s very useful for certain things, but in 95% of times I’d rather it be a real cheese
What’s your 5 favorites cheeses right fucing now

[Anonymous No.14577101]

>>14577043
fucking dump anyone who doesn't think dalessandro's is the end-all be-all cheese steak.
tell your gf a guy on 20th and mount vernon thinks she's retarded

[Anonymous No.14577118]

California has a sushi roll literlly named California roll. Your also missing biscuits and gravy. And yeah. Arizona don't know shit about fish tacos.

[Anonymous No.14577134]

>>14577090
If it's for cooking, American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parm, and Gruyere. If it's just eating or garnishing, then Gouda, Colby jack, havarti, fresh goat cheeses, and cojita. I'm not much of a cheese plate guy. And I've tried all sorts of fancy ass cheeses, we have a Murray's at my Kroger and I'd get all sorts of discounted odds and ends pieces to try for a couple bucks a piece.

>>14577101
I don't get the cheesesteak rivalry you contentious people have, it's like arguing over who's the smartest kid with down syndrome.

[Anonymous No.14577165]

>>14577134
Nice. I’m a fan of bloomy soft and washed rind cheeses. Camembert, petite livarot, Brie de meaux, st nectar, morbier

[Anonymous No.14577179]

>>14577165
I never gave many of them a chance. Brie tastes/smells just like how my cum smells so it was really off putting to me.

[Anonymous No.14577299]

Where is the Lousiana gumbo?
The Chicago deep dish?
The Athens Apple pie?
The Cookeville crumble?
The Sarasota sand dune?
The Norfolk N'unyuns?
The Denver dicks?
The San Jose Lasagna today?
The Portland poor people?
The Milwaukee Milk Duds?
The Riverside rapists?

clearly you havent done any american research at all. try again.

[Anonymous No.14577303]

>>14574201
>No Chinese food
>No meatloaf dinner
>No blueberry pancakes
>He thinks fish tacos are an Arizona thing and not Californian
Faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.14577441]

>>14575978
I always thought a California burrito meant it included rice. So it's french fries? Huh... seems more like it should be called a Pittsburgh burrito. Or maybe a Bong burrito because of their retarded chip butty.

idk, it's all just poverty food

[Anonymous No.14577444]

>>14577179
pair it with pineapple juice

[Anonymous No.14577445]

>>14574322
It's a sex act like the Cleveland steamer or Cincinnati bowtie

[Anonymous No.14578386]

>>14574201

[Anonymous No.14578427]

>>14574235
Especially considering that Cali has some of the best Tacos al Pastor in the country, definitely.