/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14574130]

Would /ck/ cry?

[Anonymous No.14574146]

>>14574130
Yes

[Anonymous No.14574194]

>>14574146
pussy

[Anonymous No.14574279]

>>14574130
No

[Anonymous No.14574317]

>>14574279
I like you...you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

[Anonymous No.14574402]

>>14574130
only because it would stink forever

[Anonymous No.14574412]

>>14574130
I would cry from being a dumbfuck and cutting the root off before dicing.

[Anonymous No.14574450]

>>14574412
no dice, all slice

[Anonymous No.14574520]

About half way through slicing those my eyes would start to water.

[Anonymous No.14574538]

>>14574520
same

[Anonymous No.14574968]

Just point a fan next to the cutting board.

[Anonymous No.14575035]

>>14574130
how do they get out?

[Anonymous No.14575047]

>>14574130
I could rub them in my eyes and still wouldnt cry

[Anonymous No.14575051]

>>14574412

This makes absolutely zero difference to me.

[Anonymous No.14575356]

>>14575035
same way they got in, kicking & screaming

[Anonymous No.14575465]

>>14574130
Just put a piece of bread in your mouth you won't cry anymore

[Anonymous No.14576080]

>>14574130

[Anonymous No.14576121]

>>14574130
I used to have a pretty good tolerance, but fucking cut into a potent ass red onion today that made me take it back

[Anonymous No.14576132]

>>14576121
>I used to have a pretty good tolerance, but fucking cut into a potent ass red onion today that made me take it back
No wonder /ck/ is the laughing stock of 4chan. A veggie kicked your ass and not even a pepper.

>YEAH BRUH I USED TO CUT INTO ONIONS AND NOT EVEN CRY
>Yeah? Well I've been shot twice, and didn't even flinch as the round bounced off my chad iron heart.
>slaps your bitch boi ass and makes you cum from the ripples of your jiggling ass cheeks stimulating your prostate.

[Anonymous No.14576146]

>>14574130
Fuck yeah! I've never been able to cut an onion and not cry, but my grandmother who used to be a live in cook way back in the day can do it no problem. I suppose you just have to build a tolerance.

[Anonymous No.14576147]

>>14574130
Tip: rinse with water after cutting it in half. no allergies

[Anonymous No.14576193]

>contact wearing master race that is immune

Sucks to suck nerds

[Anonymous No.14576786]

>>14574130
yup, absolutely. i used to have to julienne a 16 qt cambro's worth of onions every day for quiches at this one place i worked at. cried every time. also the amigos would use the robotcoupe to dice mirepoix for turtle soup in 6 qt batches, that fucked me up too. fucking aggrivating trying to work and not drip snot and tears everywhere.

[Anonymous No.14576789]

>>14574130
No I have a slapchop

[Anonymous No.14576967]

>>14574130
no!

[Anonymous No.14577383]

It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.14577435]

>>14576132
>>slaps your bitch boi ass and makes you cum from the ripples of your jiggling ass cheeks stimulating your prostate

[Anonymous No.14577898]

>>14574130
probably not from the chopping but if they went into an open pan then yeah. I always get it once they started cooking.

[Anonymous No.14577903]

>>14574130
Cutting while wearing contacts seems to negate the effects.

[Anonymous No.14577906]

>>14574450
yup

[Anonymous No.14577922]

Is it true that using a very sharp knife prevents the tear-inducing juices from spraying everywhere? I've heard people cry because most knives are too dull and crush the onions while cutting them.

[Anonymous No.14577955]

>>14577922
It's a defense mechanism that releases a gas when onions are "injured" that causes the burning, tear inducing sensation. I think it would happen even with a very sharp knife.

[Anonymous No.14577965]

>>14574130
No, I wear contacts.

[Anonymous No.14578039]

>>14577922
Actually cutting them vertically reduces the effect, because the cells that contain the juices are vertical.

[Anonymous No.14578182]

>>14577383
You're a big guy

[Anonymous No.14578198]

>>14574130
No they're not even sliced.

[Anonymous No.14578212]

>>14574130
My lenses protects me so no