Midwesterners only, everyone else fuck off

[Anonymous No.14571408]

ITT: Midwesterners and Midwestern food only. Post your stews, casseroles, pies, sandwiches, and whatever else you're making

Pic related, Chicago hotdogs I made.Unfortunately since I moved from Illinois, I can't source the exact items. I have to resort to buying "hot dog packages" from portillos or directly from Vienna hotdogs. A bit pricy but worth the taste of home.

Topics of the day:

Should we take a vote on officially excluding Minnesota from the Midwest?
Is Cincinnati chili a tourist trap designed to drain the shekels of curious New Yorkers?
Post pics of jellies, jams or pickles you guys are making
Are you guys hunting this year?

[Anonymous No.14571416]

>>14571408
I'm from the midwest of the UK (West Midlands), may I post?

[Anonymous No.14571418]

>>14571408
So you're not a midwesterner? You're breaking your own rules in the first post?

[Anonymous No.14571421]

>>14571408
>Should we take a vote on officially excluding Minnesota from the Midwest?

no, but we should exclude Illinois

[Anonymous No.14571425]

>>14571408
do you really eat next to the trash

[Anonymous No.14571428]

>>14571425
Like it matters when you have a cat. Poo particles on everything.

[Anonymous No.14571432]

Another Pic

>>14571418
Did you ever consider that just because I moved from Illinois doesn't mean I left the Midwest? Depending on which interpretation you use there's like 13 different states in the Midwest

>>14571421
>bootyblasted Shitsconsinite trying to stick up for Minnesomolia

Your ancestors are frowning upon you

>>14571425
I got a good deal on a bunch of those kitchen sized trash cans at a used furniture store. I put them in every room of my house.

[Anonymous No.14571434]

>>14571408
Grilling out today lads. Got some boerwurst at the local farmers market along with some sweet corn. Making German style potato salad to go with it. I also have a good size cut of salmon I might grill on a cedar plank.
Also beer. Lots of taxman.
White power.

[Anonymous No.14571436]

>>14571408
I live in Minnesota and the state fucking blows. There is no good native Minnesotan cuisine, only godawful stuff like hotdish.

Anyhow, the hotdogs look great. At one point I was on a mission to try every single type of hot dog at the grocery store, but gave up after a month or so because I was getting so sick of hot dogs.

Is your cat a Russian blue?

[Anonymous No.14571441]

Canuck who married a dude from Elk Grove here
Really don't know what you mean that you can't source the same items
The extra-green relish is the only ingredient I can't find in stores

[Anonymous No.14571442]

>>14571434
I hate craft beer so fucking much

[Anonymous No.14571445]

>>14571432
There are poo particles all over your wieners.

[Anonymous No.14571447]

>>14571408
brehs

[Anonymous No.14571452]

>>14571441
Fucking Elk Grove man. Saw Kenny Loggins there a few years ago before i moved out of the Midwest. I miss portillos and Chicago.

[Anonymous No.14571456]

>>14571408
plate o'nasty
gunfag
youre really homosexual
sage

[Anonymous No.14571458]

>>14571432
rent free

[Anonymous No.14571460]

>>14571452
I've only visited a handful of times but Chicago had excellent food
I really liked Potbelly

[Anonymous No.14571462]

>>14571408
>flyover general
>>>/fog/

[Anonymous No.14571468]

>>14571436
shut up hotdish is good

[Anonymous No.14571473]

>>14571408
>casserole
it's hotdish

[Anonymous No.14571476]

Italian beef and sausage combo, from a portillos kit. Again expensive, but worth it

>>14571434
God damn you're making me hungry. I haven't grilled in ages, I might fire up a steak tonight.

>>14571436
>At one point I was on a mission to try every single type of hot dog at the grocery store

I admire your courage and optimism. And yes he's a Russian Blue, got him from a breeder in Iowa, had to drive 6 hours there and back with a tiny crying kitty.

Also, I ironically enjoyed my childhood family vacation to the twin cities immensily, it's a cherished childhood memory, even if I despise Minnesotans/Minnesota today. It was like 20 years ago, so the state was probably nicer at the time, idk if you can confirm or deny that. Same thing happened to Illinois unfortunately.

>>14571441
Are you homos in Canada or elk Grove? I'm gonna assume Canada because every jewel/Meijer in the Midwest carries Vienna products, including the proper neon relish. If you live in a small town away from the influence of Chicagoland, there's really little "Chicago culture" that's permeated in other states. There's like 5 choices of hot dogs in the grocery store I frequent, none of them Vienna, they're all these super skinny flimsy pieces of shit. And the buns are all wrong.

>>14571460
The food is probably among the few things I'll miss about Chicago. I lived there for 5 years, it was OK at times but dog shit at others. Although I am very homesick about my hometown.

[Anonymous No.14571484]

>>14571476
>There's like 5 choices of hot dogs in the grocery store I frequent, none of them Vienna, they're all these super skinny flimsy pieces of shit. And the buns are all wrong.
Damn, that sucks. Our local butcher makes his own hot dogs and they're huge and juicy.
And yes, we're up in Canada. Way up in Muskoka.

[Anonymous No.14571486]

Detroit Coneys can't be beat

[Anonymous No.14571492]

Detroit peetzer can't be beat

[Anonymous No.14571497]

Potentially moving to Wisconsin, what's great outside of beer, dairy and beef?

[Anonymous No.14571505]

>>14571486
I've been there on the way to Chicago
Was very nice

>>14571476
Also I forgot one of the things I loved about Chicago was being able to get gyros ANYWHERE

[Anonymous No.14571510]

Couple sandwiches I threw together using Jimmy John's day old 50 cent bread

>>14571473
>>14571468
In Illinois (maybe only in Chicagoland or in the suburb I grw up in) we'd only call a something assembled with all canned stuff a "hot dish", and they weren't that popular, had a couple over various Thanksgivings. Casseroles with non canned stuff was way more popular, my neighbor growing up made this shredded beef, veggies, and some kind of garlic peppercorn sauce that was to die for, all on mashed potatoes. God damn I really do miss home.

>>14571486
>>14571492
Obviously as a Chicagolander I can't fully agree with these statements, but I always did enjoy a coney and jet's pizza (that's unfortunately the only Detroit pizza I've tried). Generally I think a lot of Illinoisians have positive views on Michigan in general. Way better relations when compared to Wisconsin, Missouri, or Indiana that's for sure

>>14571497
In certain parts, they eat a decent amount of lake Michigan fish up there I've been told, way more than other Midwestern states like Illinois for example. Even though it should be renamed Lake Chicago/Illinois, fish from lake Michigan isn't super popular here, and seafood in general is way less popular than red meat over here.

[Anonymous No.14571713]

Anyone in Indianapolis recommend some good Chinese food?

[Anonymous No.14571753]

I fucking love Buscemi's. Their round pizza uses those pepperoni that curl up and get crispy, the detroit deep dish is so crispy and good, the baked subs taste so good they'll make you cum, the deli subs use this delicious sesame bread and the spicy one tastes the best. I go there like twice a week since it's also a bombass liquor store and really hot chicks work there

[Anonymous No.14571777]

>>14571510
I refuse to give Jimmy Johns any money after I learned they force their workers to sign a noncompete agreement... for working at a sandwich joint. Like, you can't quit and go work for Subway

[Anonymous No.14571783]

>>14571777
According to news articles, they stopped doing that 4 years ago, but the bigger point is that having your waggies sign a non compete is extremely based and makes me like Jimmy John's even more, how do you like the taste of my footlong now, other sandwich restaurants??

[Anonymous No.14571970]

>>14571408
Homemade Raspberry Ice Cream. Fun stuff.

>Should we take a vote on officially excluding Minnesota from the Midwest?
Nah, Minnesota clearly is Midwest. The one that really crosses the line is people who say Missouri is part of the Midwest.

>Is Cincinnati chili a tourist trap designed to drain the shekels of curious New Yorkers?
If it is, someone forgot to tell the locals. It's good stuff, though. I'd argue Cincinnati is the best city for food in the Midwest, honestly.

>Are you guys hunting this year?
Not this time, settling into a new job. Life's a bit of a mess right now. Friend's going hunting, though, so I'll help him with sausage-making.

[Anonymous No.14572148]

>>14571408
>Midwesterners
but...how can one be to the west of the middle? do they not teach geography in america?

[Anonymous No.14572155]

>>14572148
Middle of the West, not West of the Middle. Also, it's easy to be West of the Middle.

[Anonymous No.14572167]

sharing a country with you people is humiliating.

[Anonymous No.14572525]

>>14571408
>>14571432
>>14571510
Rally’s fries? Looks like it. Mmm

[Anonymous No.14572658]

>>14571970
Cincinnati chili is garbage

[Anonymous No.14572669]

>>14571442
Craft beer hates you. Says you're a little bitch and can't put it down whatever that means.

[Anonymous No.14572720]

>>14571753
I just moved to Michigan and have one of these down the road, is it really worth it? Because those pictures and their website does not make it look even remotely appetizing

[Anonymous No.14572765]

>>14571421
Fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.14572770]

I’m from NE. Can I post about how much I love midwestern food restaurants in NE?

[Anonymous No.14572877]

>>14571425
his cat shits in the house.

[Anonymous No.14572885]

>>14571408
get back in arg you faggot

[Anonymous No.14572895]

>>14571408
Here's some of my sausage gravy.
Idk if it's a midwest thing, I live in illinois, but I know foreigners don't eat it.

[Anonymous No.14572902]

>>14572895
And here's a deep dish 'go'za I made. It's small but it made 2 meals.

[Anonymous No.14572907]

>>14571510
Shitty magpul mag ruins that gun. I'll ignore the furniture because i've yet to replace my own, but you should know better.

[Anonymous No.14572968]

>>14572895
Holy fucking flyover you think white sausage gravy is a Midwest thing have you ever left your shitkicking, podunk subhuman?

[Anonymous No.14572985]

>>14572895
imagine using a paper plate and plastic spoon to eat your meal. disgusting flyovers all white trash

[Anonymous No.14573108]

>>14572968
Most people who work half as hard as I do don't even cook.

I run a hog farm with 12000 head.

I'll be damned if I'm doing any dishes I don't have too. Once I"m done eating there are zero dishes to do, the ones I use to cook are done before sit down.

[Anonymous No.14573145]

Hello fellow midwesterners. Do you anons like whitefish? I love some nice fried whitefish. Also walleye and perch. Lake trout is ok, not my fav though

[Anonymous No.14573211]

>>14572895
based
>>14572902
shit

[Anonymous No.14573274]

>>14571436
Nigga pretending wild rice soup doesnt exist, and the whole native food argument is retarded as shit as this country isnt old enough. So adaptions of Nordic and Germanic cuisine became the staple here. The iron range brought along Italians that quickly introduced porketta which is fucking delicious. Other stuff like popovers as well as enough baked goods that Minneapolis was known as Mill City

The Rustica bakery is one of the best in the country but I get the feeling you've never heard of it because your idea of cuisine is we "invented" a new type of pizza.
>Anyhow, the hotdogs look great. At one point I was on a mission to try every single type of hot dog at the grocery store
What an adventurous waste of time, no wonder you think this place is a food deadzone. Stop shopping at Cobourns.

[Anonymous No.14573292]

any anons try these badboys?

[Anonymous No.14573297]

OP, will you marry me? Cat and Chicago dogs? I'd suck your dick every day.

[Anonymous No.14573322]

>>14571408

no wonder y'all are a bunch of fat fucks

[Anonymous No.14573343]

>>14571492
Pathetic flyovers don't even know what good pizza looks like.

[Anonymous No.14573354]

>>14571447
Oh wow, I remember eating there well over 30 years ago. Bomb ass ribs.

Used to live in C-bus so pic related is my contribution

[Anonymous No.14573363]

>>14572770
So, Runza?

[Anonymous No.14573419]

>>14571408
Is it true that insecure people like to show off their air soft guns?

[Anonymous No.14573425]

>>14573419
Is it true that 13%
Is it true that 41%

[Anonymous No.14573507]

>>14571432
Gonna have to agree with the somalian on this one, Illinois and everything east of the mississippi is it's own thing.

[Anonymous No.14573545]

>>14571442
ok cletus, we get it, you are poor

[Anonymous No.14573565]

>>14573343
the midwest genuinely has the best pizza, any midwestern city has a very wide variety of styles done very will

[Anonymous No.14573572]

>>14573507
nah, the real difference is north/south, not east/west
Minneapolis has way more in common with Milwaukee and Chicago than any of those cities do with Indianapolis or anything in southern Illinois

Basically once you are more than a couple hours south of the Great Lakes you are a southerner

[Anonymous No.14573599]

>>14573565
thats a joke right? i moved from ny to the midwest for work and i have not been able to find a good slice since ive moved here. at most i like papa murphys because its different but the best i can get is dominos. it all sucks here

[Anonymous No.14573623]

>>14573599
Do you live in a rural area? I am of course talking about midwestern cities, where most midwesterners live. I can get great Northeast style, Neapolitan style, Detroit style, Chicago style, Milwaukee pub style, by the slice places. All within a pretty short distance of my place, never a need to go to national chains here

[Anonymous No.14573644]

>>14571408
Based thread OP. This was a light lunch i picked up before second lunch today.

[Anonymous No.14573652]

The only things I've ever seen my mom make:
Macaroni salad
Tater tot casserole
Maybe like a meat pie
I told her that to her face recently and she looked sad kek.
My dad's a flyover farmer too but motherfucker can cook it up

[Anonymous No.14573665]

>>14573322
this is the Midwest not the south, are you lost?

[Anonymous No.14573677]

>>14571408
>>14573644
Here was second lunch, a scrumptious meatball sub. Served with a side salad but I usually pick the cucumbers out.

[Anonymous No.14573711]

>>14572720
Don't get it
It'd be wasted on you

[Anonymous No.14573724]

>>14573565
You faggots cant even get the shape of pizza correct. You backwards yokels have no concept of what good pizza tastes like.

[Anonymous No.14573728]

>>14573724
>You faggots cant even get the shape of pizza correct
WTF are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.14573731]

>>14571753
why is midwest food so gross, buds

[Anonymous No.14573760]

>>14573728
Pizzas don't come in rectangles.

[Anonymous No.14573785]

>>14573760
So you think midwesterners only, or even primarily eat rectangular pizza?
Why do you possibly think this?

[Anonymous No.14573824]

>>14571408
Mmmm a little ketchup on that dog and it would be perfect

[Anonymous No.14573887]

>>14573760
sicilian style pizza does, and new york fags eat that too. your argument is bad and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.14573897]

>>14573274
>Porketta
Nearly every simple roasted meat dish can taste acceptable. Porchetta is unremarkable. Only Minnesota's baked goods are praiseworthy.
>wild rice soup
>chicken soup with rice
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14573974]

>>14573274
>adaptions of Nordic and Germanic cuisine became the staple here
I lived in germany for 8 years and sweden for 2. At no point did I experience the casserole and cheese sloppashits that you midwesterns seem so fond of.

[Anonymous No.14573981]

>>14571408
i'm from the midwest of Las Vegas. you guys have good cheese so you're cool in my book :D

[Anonymous No.14573988]

>>14571432
why do you have guns? are there bears in the midwest?

[Anonymous No.14573999]

>>14573988
>are there bears in the midwest?
yes

[Anonymous No.14574002]

>>14573974
He's referring to small American adaptions of those cuisines, like popovers.

[Anonymous No.14574015]

>>14573988
>why do you have guns
>why

I don't even know what that word means in context with the others. I don't understand the concept. Also, fuck off we're full, stay in Cuckfornian or Kike York please

[Anonymous No.14574018]

>>14573999
sounds scary.

[Anonymous No.14574019]

>>14573974
Casserole is something midwesterners associate with grandmothers, not a thing many people eat day to day

[Anonymous No.14574035]

>>14574015
no. i think i will come and eat your delicious cheese first.

[Anonymous No.14574048]

>>14571408
>>14571432
>I have a photo shoot for my food next to my guns so I can post the pictures on the internet. This is a thing that I do.

[Anonymous No.14574063]

>>14573988
>why do you have guns?
It's not called the Bill of Reasons, nancy boy.

[Anonymous No.14574070]

>>14573988
Why not?

[Anonymous No.14574071]

>>14574019
Regardless, a casserole/hot dish is undeniably a component of many Midwestern cuisines.

If you can't enjoy a casserole, a stew, any kind of pastry with meat/gravy/veggies stuffed in, a meatloaf, or any of the hundred hearty, simple meals we're known for, you might as well turn in your guns and your Midwesterner badge and move to California, we don't want you here.

>>14574035
The milk in our cows and the water in our great lakes is the blood that runs in our veins and bears in our hearts. Any foreigners that attempt theft on our lands must be resisted at all costs. We do not tolerate your backwards, barbaric coastie traditions and customs here, watch your step.

[Anonymous No.14574072]

Pittsburgh is culturally midwestern, and Primantis is good, get the kielbalsa

[Anonymous No.14574081]

>>14573711
It already looks like waste, so I'm guessing your standards are definitely that of one who has lived in the mid west their whole life. How sad

[Anonymous No.14574096]

>>14574071
Midwesterners are so up their own ass and are timid as fuck. You guys care way too much about how you're viewed and take extreme offense but in a passive aggressive womanly way. No wonder you're all bark online but no bite in person

[Anonymous No.14574113]

>>14574096
its almost like you are expecting people you meet in person to act like 4chan trolls and then considering it a bad thing when they are actually nice
Midwesterners do not typically care about what coasties think of them, most are genuinely nice, specially compared with people you meet on the coasts. If you call not being a violent asshole "timid" then sure, that fits

[Anonymous No.14574116]

>>14571408
Lifelong desert SW here but I absolutely fully fuck with those hot dogs

[Anonymous No.14574118]

>>14574096
how so? we’re actually happy being where we are for the most part. not worried about moving to manhattan or getting a house in the hills. i’m in a smaller midwestern city, 45 mins from lake michigan, and i enjoy my life. im not worried about jealous assholes like u

[Anonymous No.14574122]

>>14574071
>traditions
i don't let dead people make the rules. i do what i want. and what i want right now is some fucking gouda

[Anonymous No.14574128]

>>14574113
No, I don't use 4chan as a litmus test. Being a passive aggressive pussy bitch isn't "being nice" either. People are pleasant anywhere you go, it's not localized treatment as your retard ass seems to think. Also midwesterners suck the fuckin cock of the coast. I got laid coming here just because I'm from the west, didn't even have to try because people were so enamored with the west coast. It's actually ridiculous how highly people regard it consider you seem to think the opposite.

>>14574118
No one is jealous of the midwest bud, it's quite the opposite.

[Anonymous No.14574132]

>>14574096
You're confusing our kind, professional and friendly personalities with timidity. Just because you go around treating the 50,000 people that are constantly right next to you in your shithole like dog shit doesn't mean the rest of the country does it do, Jamal Castillo of 49th st and 51st Ave. There's a reason you and your ilk are so universally hated by the rest of the country, and there's a reason that our people are welcomed and respected everywhere we go.

[Anonymous No.14574135]

>>14574002
You had so many options yet you still managed to fail to mention a food that was of Nordic or German origin... jesus christ midwesterners really are as dumb as a bag of rocks..

[Anonymous No.14574136]

>>14574128
>Being a passive aggressive pussy bitch isn't "being nice" either
It is when compared to being an aggressive bitch like coasties are