/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14562493]

For me, it's Gandalf®'s Gobble Melt™.

[Anonymous No.14562494]

More of a Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet man myself

[Anonymous No.14562495]

>>14562493
Seems like they should have given Gandalf a more robust item than just a turkey sandwich.

[Anonymous No.14562496]

Who the fuck willingly eats at Denny's?

[Anonymous No.14562497]

>>14562493
For me it's gotta be the Ring Burger

[Anonymous No.14562498]

>>14562493
i've never gone to a diner and not ordered breakfast food.

[Anonymous No.14562499]

>>14562493
>your middle earth treasures
>all of them are greasy overcooked stale shit from the back of a freezer made by a bored out of his mind pothead

[Anonymous No.14562500]

>>14562499

[Anonymous No.14562501]

>>14562493
I'd have a ring burger or the turkey dinner.

[Anonymous No.14562502]

>>14562496
Bilbo and Gandalf

[Anonymous No.14562503]

>>14562496
Old people, wasted people, stoned people.

[Anonymous No.14562504]

>>14562496
If I ever get to visit the US I would like to try Denny's. I've heard too much about it over the years not to.

[Anonymous No.14562505]

is it dinnertime already!?

[Anonymous No.14562506]

>>14562493
I'll try the futuristic Terminator Genysis burger.

[Anonymous No.14562507]

[Anonymous No.14562508]

>>14562496
I ate there at 4am when I was on a trip alone in Vegas.
That's the only time I've ever eaten there. I had a burger with hashbrowns and the waitress asked me three times if I was sure I wanted hashbrowns and not fries.

[Anonymous No.14562509]

Mmm yes Grand Slam my Hobbit Hole, lick my One Ring

[Anonymous No.14562510]

I remember they had hobbit holes with the original trilogy

[Anonymous No.14562511]

>>14562496
I only went there twice and both times me and my family got a raging diahrrea and both places were in different states

are they that fucking garbage?

[Anonymous No.14562512]

>>14562496
I've had it on trips a few times. Not as good as the other fast food breakfast places, but it's alright. Found it funny that the Denny's in Niagara literally a mile or 2 from the US border sells poutine though.

[Anonymous No.14562513]

That shire sausage skillet looks pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.14562514]

>>14562493
did they ever do one for Battle of Five Armies?

[Anonymous No.14562515]

>>14562495
Gandalf's an old man, the elderly like light simple meals early in the day.

[Anonymous No.14562516]

>>14562493
The Hobbit Hole Breakfast was kino

[Anonymous No.14562517]

>>14562493

Nandos for me

[Anonymous No.14562518]

>>14562493
I wanted to send all of this to Christopher

[Anonymous No.14562519]

Those buns and bread look terrible, It's gonna have to be the shire skillet for me, dawg.

[Anonymous No.14562520]

>>14562515
Good point.

[Anonymous No.14562521]

>>14562493
>someone saved my crude paste together
neat

[Anonymous No.14562522]

>>14562493
And for dessert?

[Anonymous No.14562523]

>I’ll have the Mary Sue Melt, please.

[Anonymous No.14562524]

Mr. Fantastic gets nothing. Not even a "stretchy themed border" for a meal.

[Anonymous No.14562525]

>>14562523
>>14562524
>Solo
>Fant4stic
Denny's seems to have lost the plot when choosing movie tie ins

[Anonymous No.14562526]

>>14562524
>no Dooms Over My Hammy

[Anonymous No.14562527]

>>14562493
Why don't more chains do these movie tie-ins? It's be great to bite into a sweet-n-sour Mulan burger.

[Anonymous No.14562528]

Vador

[Anonymous No.14562529]

>>14562528
anyone find it weird that they let you choose the dark side?

[Anonymous No.14562530]

>>14562503
The same clientele for Waffle House.

[Anonymous No.14562531]

>>14562522
The Puppies sound good

[Anonymous No.14562532]

>>14562499
reddit

[Anonymous No.14562533]

>>14562507
the only hobbit hole i'm going to eat is rosie's

[Anonymous No.14562534]

Three of them

[Anonymous No.14562535]

>>14562493
>Pippin's Light Elevensies
>Two slabs of hamsteak, a three-egg cheddar, spinach, and bacon omelette, sugar-crusted biscuits with apple butter, and a pint of oatmeal stout
>Comes with an after-meal pipe

[Anonymous No.14562536]

[Anonymous No.14562537]

>>14562536
For some reason I remember BKs (or maybe it was Wendy's) promotion for Men in Black 2. The bags had these dumb little joke ways to tell if someone was an alien like if they ate ketchup packets

[Anonymous No.14562538]

>>14562493
>>14562506
>>14562507
>>14562522
>>14562523
>>14562524
There's something absolutely sickening and despicable about this kind of marketing. It makes me very angry.

[Anonymous No.14562539]

>>14562538
Being a well adjusted person, it doesn't make me angry because it's just food.

[Anonymous No.14562540]

>>14562538
Calm down sperg

[Anonymous No.14562541]

>>14562531
they were

[Anonymous No.14562542]

>>14562538
t. chapotraphouse

[Anonymous No.14562543]

>>14562493
Nothing on this menu is keto friends. Even the veggie skillet has fried potatoes, cheese and a side of bread

[Anonymous No.14562544]

>>14562534
Now im hungry

[Anonymous No.14562545]

>>14562543
No one asked, faggot

[Anonymous No.14562546]

[Anonymous No.14562547]

>>14562536
mmm yes black cock to our planet

[Anonymous No.14562548]

>>14562547
God shut up mutt

[Anonymous No.14562549]

>>14562493

[Anonymous No.14562550]

>>14562493
https://youtu.be/xbPwaAFHDG8

[Anonymous No.14562551]

>>14562505
Do europeans really ?

[Anonymous No.14562552]

>>14562549
Ech, the old one frame , fixed

[Anonymous No.14562553]

>>14562551
yes its delicious

[Anonymous No.14562554]

[Anonymous No.14562558]

It's film related you ponce janny

[Anonymous No.14562646]

>>14562558
fucking janitors moving my /tv/ related threads

[Anonymous No.14562687]

how come I never heard of any of these tie-ins? most seems to be from the last 10 years. i don't remember any commercials

[Anonymous No.14562696]

>>14562507
Bilbo's Breakfast Feast actually looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.14562703]

>>14562493
A melt dreamed up by a 30yo virgin? Sign me up, baby.

[Anonymous No.14562725]

>>14562502
They should try Taco Bell if they're really serious about destroying their ring.

[Anonymous No.14562749]

>>14562725
kek

[Anonymous No.14562775]

My big brother and I used to go to Denny’s every week when that special was going on. The hobbit hole breakfast was great, and the cheddar buns for the burgers were amazing. For dessert, the pancake puppies were the GOAT

[Anonymous No.14562783]

You think if I e-mailed Denny's corporate they'd send me the recipe cards for the promotional meals?

[Anonymous No.14562790]

>>14562783
Yeah

[Anonymous No.14562792]

>>14562790
Damn, I'm genuinely gonna consider giving it a try then.

[Anonymous No.14562793]

>>14562538

Same. Makes me want to burn the places down and the world itself.

[Anonymous No.14562839]

jannies were mad that they couldn't afford their frodo's pot roast skillet

[Anonymous No.14562842]

>>14562493
Those prices are fucking good.

[Anonymous No.14562846]

>>14562524
I'd slam the Invisible Woman.

[Anonymous No.14562889]

>>14562504
It is so average and uninspired that it actually kinda slaps you in the face. I guess that's why people go there late at night stones or drunk out of their skulls. It's a dose of reality quite unlike any other.

[Anonymous No.14562894]

>>14562846
Would it be gay if she accidentally turned invisible when you came inside of her and all you could see was your cock and the floating blob of cum inside her invisible pussy? Like, you're cumming inside of a woman, but all you can see is just a floating blob of cum.

[Anonymous No.14562915]

>>14562507
The sweet potato pecan pancakes were legit good. The breakfast sausage was tasteless shit though, not enough seasoning and the texture was chewy.

[Anonymous No.14562939]

>>14562499
>>14562500
duuuubbssss

[Anonymous No.14562941]

>>14562535
>check the kid's menu
>Pippin's Logical Junior Slam

[Anonymous No.14562949]

>>14562521
it was funny thanks for the chuckle anon!

[Anonymous No.14562957]

>>14562538
i find it cozy desu

[Anonymous No.14563186]

>>14562496
I did once, because everyplace else was mobbed and I was too hungry to wait. It was just breakfast, though.

[Anonymous No.14563196]

>>14562493
I could really sink my teeth into a hobbit hole. I am salivating!

[Anonymous No.14563199]

>>14562493
Give me the Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner.

[Anonymous No.14563213]

>>14562546
>ill have a mcgangbang

[Anonymous No.14563214]

>>14562524
The torch skillet and Shire skillet look awfully similar...

[Anonymous No.14563268]

>>14562493
God I want in a tight hairy moist hobbit hole

[Anonymous No.14563278]

>>14562493
The ring burger for me my man, look at those fries and that burger.

[Anonymous No.14563440]

>>14562493
>a whole band of dwarves would be fed by a few slices of turkey
Not buying it.

[Anonymous No.14563601]

>>14562538
I agree but it's mostly because it's lazy and badly done. But it won't ever be anything but, I get that
>behold this otherworldly food from an olden time of mystery and legend!
>it's a.......cheeseburger!
woo how exciting

[Anonymous No.14563616]

>>14562518
who's that

[Anonymous No.14563629]

>>14562535
>>14562941
>I cannot think of anything more cucked than getting a healthy meal at a diner

[Anonymous No.14563633]

>>14562725
KEK, this board always has the best posts

[Anonymous No.14563639]

>>14562493
McDonald’s Dino-Size was kino

[Anonymous No.14563646]

>>14562496
Denny's value menu is honestly cheaper than most fast food nowadays and higher quality (which isn't an amazing standard to bear, but still).

[Anonymous No.14563738]

>>14562493
What is this bullshit? Who cares about some zoomer tier reddit indulged crap? When I want to order something I want a god damn fucking burger and fries, not some kind of Elvish crap from the Wacky Molestation Adventures of the Cock Rings jesus christ just fuck off with this crap and give me an actual menu instead of this abhorrent reddit zoom zoom zoomie garbage or I will personally take a shit on the counter and smear it all over the fucking walls

[Anonymous No.14563762]

>>14563738
>zoomer
This menu is from 2012. Zoomers were still in diapers.

[Anonymous No.14563766]

>>14563639
>"I can get LARGER FRIES AND SODA THAN LARGE!?" America oinked in delight

[Anonymous No.14563771]

>>14563738
>MENU TOO HARD! GIVE SLAB OF MEAT

[Anonymous No.14563947]

>>14563766
I wish, I’m just an auschwitz-mode leaf

[Anonymous No.14563986]

>>14563738
>sir, please calm down, there are children in the next booth

[Anonymous No.14564007]

>>14562496
On the night before an international trip, I stayed over with a friend. We stayed up all night to get ready to sleep on the flight.
That night, we went to Dennys. It was fine. That morning, we went back to the same Dennys. What the fuck? If he knew we were gonna have breakfast there why the fuck did he bring me there for dinner?
It baffles me to this day.

[Anonymous No.14564010]

>>14563738
dude, it's just a sandwich

[Anonymous No.14564015]

>>14563738
YOUR FOOD IS TOO COMPLICATED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.14564177]

>>14562496
What's wrong with Denny's?

[Anonymous No.14564860]

id love to eat a different kind of hobbit hole if you konw what i mean, i mean butthole, and i mean frodos butthole

[Anonymous No.14564872]

>>14564860
Sasha?

[Anonymous No.14564910]

>>14564872
I'm a couple years younger than Elijah and a couple years older than Sasha, so I enjoyed both of them in their primes, and this will always be one of my favorite images.

[Anonymous No.14564928]

>>14564872
Id eat elijahs butthole while I’m at it lmao

[Anonymous No.14564961]

>>14562538

Makes me mad too. Actually it makes me sad that what was once a funny story told by a bookish war veteran to his children has since become a money-making scheme for an industrial art complex, which in turn becomes a money-making scheme for a chain restaurant. There’s something deeply perverse about chain restaurants in general.

[Anonymous No.14564970]

>>14563766
i'm pretty sure normal larges nowadays are bigger than dino size was

[Anonymous No.14565004]

>>14562524
>the Jewish character gets a bacon cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.14565084]

>>14562496
My family and I eat at Denny's all the time. I like it better than IHOP. Maybe my location is just really good i dunno.

[Anonymous No.14565356]

>>14562493
>eating commercials
Fucking Americans every time.

[Anonymous No.14565369]

>>14562493
I hate this themed crap at restaurants, its always just their usual slop with some lame name slapped on

[Anonymous No.14565392]

>>14562508
Most depressing shit ive heard all day

[Anonymous No.14565404]

>>14562530
Waffle House is filled with people who look like pirates in my experience.

[Anonymous No.14565957]

>waiter comes out dressed in robe and wizard's hat
>GREEEETINGS FAIR TRAVELERS TO THE DINER OF MIDDLE EARTH
>won't take your order unless you specifically say the lotr name like The One Ring Burger
>writes it down on parchment
>brings out your food on a wooden cart accompanied by midgets with fake beards
>FROM THE DEPTHS OF SMAUG'S LAIR I BRING FORTH THESE RICHES
>KEEP THEM SECRET, KEEP THEM SAFE, BUT ABOVE ALL, DIG IN!
>it's a dennys so the food still tastes like it was pissed on then microwaved

[Anonymous No.14565995]

>>14562496
one time i went to dennys with my then girlfriend and there was a sad news story playing on the tvs and she started crying

[Anonymous No.14566003]

>>14565995
Accurate synopsis of general denny's dining experiences

[Anonymous No.14566029]

>>14562499
Lol how long did that take you, sperg?

[Anonymous No.14566038]

>>14566029
8 minutes

[Anonymous No.14566070]

>>14565957
This just makes me want to go to Medieval Times again. I haven't been there in 15 years.

[Anonymous No.14566079]

>>14562493
For me it’s a nice healthy dinner and plenty of water

[Anonymous No.14566080]

>>14562496
Id eat at a Shoney’s before that shit

[Anonymous No.14566234]

>>14562508
She was trying to tell you something about the hash browns..

[Anonymous No.14566314]

>>14562507
I've always loved the holiday season, even though it's fairly depressing these days with all my close family dead. Looking at these cynical menus for holiday movie tie ins somehow manage to be even more depressing than that.

[Anonymous No.14566340]

>>14562546
>not posting the superior tie in

[Anonymous No.14566365]

from /a/ with love

[Anonymous No.14566366]

>>14566365
step aside pleb.

[Anonymous No.14566369]

>>14566366

[Anonymous No.14566383]

>>14566369

[Anonymous No.14566387]

>>14566383

[Anonymous No.14566395]

>>14562522
Croutons for dessert

[Anonymous No.14566402]

>>14566387

[Anonymous No.14566403]

>>14566402

[Anonymous No.14566405]

>>14563947
Canuck

[Anonymous No.14566408]

>>14566403

[Anonymous No.14566416]

>>14562524
>Punch packing Thing sauce
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14566423]

>>14566408
Sakura Chan's Bento Box

[Anonymous No.14566425]

>>14566423

[Anonymous No.14566426]

>>14562507

I had the Smaug's Fire Burger, it was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.14566428]

>>14566425
ever wanted to see a pink burger?

[Anonymous No.14566430]

>>14562528
what are those white cubes

[Anonymous No.14566435]

>>14562493
I got the shire sausage skillet evertim.

[Anonymous No.14566434]

>>14566428

[Anonymous No.14566436]

>>14566365

Are those takoyaki on the right? The fry container is pretty cool lol.

[Anonymous No.14566439]

>>14566434

[Anonymous No.14566440]

>>14562496
Drunks, teens, and old people.

[Anonymous No.14566442]

>>14566439

[Anonymous No.14566468]

>>14566070
I moved 40 minutes from Walter Staib's City Tavern and I am fucking stoked to wear a tricorn and grope his pastrywench.

[Anonymous No.14566510]

>>14562493
>Gobble Melt
Oh, I get it. It's called that because he was a cock gobbling faggot.

>>14562551
Only the swedes, and most of them aren't euros. Us real euros don't put fries on pizza.

[Anonymous No.14566529]

>>14565957
>waiter comes out dressed in robe and wizard's hat
This is were you're supposed to put on your own robe and wizard hat, and engage him in an erotic roleplaying battle, Blood Ninja style.
If you win, he'll give you the good stuff. Otherwise you just get what you ordered.

[Anonymous No.14566530]

>>14562515
No one goes to Denny's early in the day except for interstate travelers.

[Anonymous No.14566533]

>>14562493
Wtf is Senior Size?

[Anonymous No.14566583]

>>14566533
Feeds a band of geriatric Dwarves. Or one elderly human.

[Anonymous No.14568099]

[Anonymous No.14568366]

>>14566529
>This is were you're supposed to put on your own robe and wizard hat, and engage him in an erotic roleplaying battle
“I AM A SERVANT OF THE SECRET FRYER!”

[Anonymous No.14568402]

I like how nobody is responding to the Cardcaptor dude. It totally misses the point of this thread. Japanese collaboration menus put effort into it. This Denny's shit doesn't care at all, that's the joke.

[Anonymous No.14568406]

>>14566533
smaller than regular because old people can't eat a lot

[Anonymous No.14568781]

>>14562493
Bacon-Alia was far too good of a pun to waste on a chain as mediocre as Denny's.

[Anonymous No.14568853]

>>14568781
It always struck me as a bit too risque for a major chain restaurant like that, yknow
Like you're going to see the waitresses busting out all nude and reveling with satyrs and shit

[Anonymous No.14569757]

>>14562493
Are American diners as disgusting as they look?

[Anonymous No.14569868]

>>14562511
I think the problem is that you and your family are all a bunch of busted ass pussies

[Anonymous No.14570049]

>>14562551
The Swedes do.
And you ain't seen shit yet.

[Anonymous No.14570074]

>>14562538

Have sex

[Anonymous No.14570171]

>>14563766
>eurocuck
>>14563947
based
>>14566405
cringe

[Anonymous No.14570329]

>>14562515
Technically he is a demi god in the form of an old man to limit his actual power, as to not influence Middle-Earth too much.

[Anonymous No.14570412]

>>14564860
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14570468]

>>14562507
When you guys order this stuff do you read the full name of the item to the waitress or do you try to shorten it to make it sound less ridiculous?

[Anonymous No.14570822]

>>14562506
fuck I gotta try making that

[Anonymous No.14570838]

>>14563738
>more options is bad
>they're FORCING me to buy it
autism

[Anonymous No.14570845]

>>14566423
do nips really eat cold hot dogs

[Anonymous No.14571201]

>>14570049
What the actual fuck. That's almost as bizarre as the huehue pizzas.

[Anonymous No.14571373]

>>14570845
Yeah, cold tiny sausages are a thing in bento. Everything in a bento is room temp, and there's often fish or fried foods in there. That's just how they do.

[Anonymous No.14571377]

>>14562496
It was the first restaurant I ate when I moved to America
When we moved from our hotel in to our house we didn't go there much after that but it still holds a special place in my heart nearly 17 years later

[Anonymous No.14571422]

>>14571377
>eating an entire restaurant as the first thing you do when you move to burgerland
Sounds like you're a natural fit for citizenship.

[Anonymous No.14571430]

>>14571373
I'm in the market for a bento box but I have some rather specific requirements.
Would you be able to help?

[Anonymous No.14571431]

>>14568402
Japs do put a lot of effort into collab menus, but at the same time they're always horrifically overpriced

[Anonymous No.14571463]

>>14566430
teeth

[Anonymous No.14571477]

>>14566383
Now I want takoyaki

[Anonymous No.14571526]

>>14571431
They also aren't worth it. The food is never actually great. I'm a big fan of a lot of stuff, but every colab cafe I've tried has been absolutely not worth it. Now I just take pictures of the menus advertising when I come across one.

[Anonymous No.14571576]

>>14562493
for me, it's the ring burger

[Anonymous No.14571793]

>>14566430
In soviet Russia, jedi burger bites you!

[Anonymous No.14571803]

>>14562554
>Milk
It's an ogre load, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.14571828]

>>14562496
Denny's is based when it's three in the morning and you want to go somewhere to eat. I mean, an actual diner is better, but if that's not available.

[Anonymous No.14572249]

>>14562538
I don't blame you. This is literally rěddit tier food.

[Anonymous No.14572261]

>>14566468
That place sounds based.

[Anonymous No.14572419]

>>14562542
>the virgin Chapo salad vs the Chad cumtown burger
ngl would love to eat Nick's hairy hobbit hole

[Anonymous No.14572434]

>>14562536
Oh God I loved this item so much. I drank so many of these. I was annoyed when they got rid of it and never brought it back in any other form.

[Anonymous No.14572458]

>>14562538
copy pasted post: >>137838380

[Anonymous No.14572464]

>>14563738
hahaha based

[Anonymous No.14572484]

The LotR menu was based, possibly the only good Denny's tie in menu. I wish I could get some of it still

[Anonymous No.14572489]

>>14562493
I wish food were this cheap again. The melt would go for like $12 here today.

[Anonymous No.14572493]

I WANT RING BUFGER

[Anonymous No.14572553]

>>14562507
>lord of the rings themed menu

[Anonymous No.14572563]

>>14572553
>he skipped the OP and didn't notice

[Anonymous No.14572589]

>>14572563
>replying to OP

[Anonymous No.14572660]

>>14572589
>he doesn't reply to OPs