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Australians, explain yourself

>> No.14554150

vanilla flavor is also made from anal glands so, justify yourself first ya cunt

>> No.14554152

>>14554150
fuck off mate

>> No.14554160

>>14554150
Vanilla's a bean mate

>> No.14554164

>>14554150
>>14554150
it’s all synthetic musk in confectionery these days, which is ludicrous too when you think about it, how were now faking the flavor of muskrat ass juice

>> No.14554169

>>14554145
those are delicious and I'm not even Australian

>> No.14554180

Take a deep breath and think for a moment about what's happening here for a moment. Millions of years of evolution. Hundreds of wars fought. Millions and millions of litres of blood shed. Empires founded. Empires crumbled. Paradigm shifts. Coppernickus. The wheel. Technology. Travelling to the moon. Gravity. All so you can post a photo of fucking black and gold musk sticks on the internet. Aren't we making mummy PROUD anon? Isn't she simply RAPT ANON? I BET SHE IS. MOMMYS LITTLE BOY GOOGLING MUSK STICKS ON FUCKING GOOGLE IMAGES. You people make me sick, honestly.

>> No.14554198

>>14554180
could you tell me what a coppernickus is since googling reveals nothing?

>> No.14554199

these are shite, not even worth 5c at the pool

>> No.14554204

>>14554198
The Coppernicken revolution? Fucking retard did you even make it to school or did your preschool already get shot up

>> No.14554233

>>14554180
>>14554198
>>14554204

That's right, seppos. Meet "Coppernickus", the Australian Einstein, the brightest intellect of the academe down-under. It was this homegrown genius who discovered how to nick copper from a construction site (hence his name) and sell it to a scrapper to support his meth habit. A modern Ned Kelly, Copper Nickus is a role model for every enterprising young Aussie lad. You don't want to be like those woggy abbos, trading your dole money for petrol, do you kids? No, you want to be a proper respectible bloke like our hometown hero Copper Nickus, who stole from the rich and gave to Mad Gary (who sells the finest domestically-produced crank from the back of his ute, the one with the dragon decals). An inspiration to us all.

>> No.14554238

I think that's more than enough exposure to australiaposting for a while. I'm going to find something else to do.

>> No.14554239

>>14554233
I once had a very good friend in Broome named Copper - Nickus.

>> No.14554241

>>14554204
>>It looks like there aren't any great matches for your search
Are you sure you're not illiterate or stupid?

>> No.14554245

>>14554238
That's what I thought retard. Don't trip over uluru on the way out

>> No.14554252
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14554252

these ones are better than the huge sticks desu

>> No.14554396

>>14554252

They look like pingers

>> No.14554417

>>14554180
kek, brilliant pasta concoction anon, very flavorful

>> No.14554422

>>14554233
The word is "knick" double retard lol

>> No.14554426

>>14554145
get fucked cunt

>> No.14554476

>>14554233
Amazing shitpost

>> No.14554503

>>14554396
We need rlly tall pingers that are just a stick of pinger

>> No.14554508

>>14554145
Are they like parma violets?

>> No.14554518

>>14554503
girls would love that and use it like a tampon, want more pinga just shove a bit more up there

>> No.14554525

>>14554518
>dosent put pingers up his ass
Not based

>> No.14554529

>>14554145
Makes a great cake decoration chopped up.

>> No.14554532

What's to explain? It's just fondant.

>> No.14554588

What do they taste like?

>> No.14554632

>>14554588
it says it right there on the packaging dumb cunt

>> No.14554659

>>14554588
A teacher brought some for us to try once, it's kind of like a gamey strawberry flavor, imagine pesto bismol that's a little sweeter with a hint of burnt plastic

>> No.14554669

>>14554233
based and checked

>> No.14554723

>>14554145
>explain yourself
this isnt redit, please leave asshole bitch

>> No.14554743

>>14554659
>pesto bismol

>> No.14554744

It's bubble gum flavor. It is not bubble gum however

>> No.14554746
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>>14554180
Yes.

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14554829

These fuckers coat your tongue and the nasty flavor stays there for hours. I can't fucking imagine people eating these willingly.

>> No.14554940

>>14554829
True. U eat 5 musk sticks in a row u wont wanna eat em for another month or two
Teaches u something about moderation.

>> No.14554950

>>14554150
how many beavers died for my tub of vanilla ice cream?

>> No.14555315
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14555315

YUM-O

>> No.14555379 [DELETED] 

>>14554145
Joe Biden is a disgusting pedophile and typical democrat.

>> No.14555478

>>14554233
lol nice

>> No.14556640
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14556640

>>14554233

>> No.14557227

>>14554145
what the fuck are these? are they supposed to attract bears in heat or something

>> No.14557522

>>14554145
this kinda looks like no name brand in canada

>> No.14557533

>>14554145
Elon Musk is delicious, but also litigious. This is the only way, really, to enjoy that great flavor

>> No.14559011

>>14554145
They're fucking awesome

>> No.14559152

Okay cunts, spill, what the fuck is 'musk flavor'?

>> No.14559157

>>14559152
the smell of scrotum flavor

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>>14554233
nice digits too.

>> No.14559232

>>14559152
Best description I heard is "tastes how grandma's house smells"

>> No.14559242

>>14554145
do australians have the worst cuisine out of england and all her colonies?

>> No.14559304

>>14554180
I like this pasta

>> No.14559308

>>14554233
Who is this guy

>> No.14559620

>>14554145
I like them because they're colored like my girlfriend

>> No.14560442

>>14559232
Nice hiss

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>>14554659
That sounds absolutely horrid

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>>14554233

>> No.14561256
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14561256

I eat musk straight from its source by rimming by bear bf's ass

t.Gaynon

>> No.14561265

>>14554198
Lier, I just did and it was the first result.

>> No.14561282

>>14554145
what in the heck is a "musk stick" and what does it taste like?

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14561358

Our candies are based.

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>>14554233
This thread is proof that ausfags are the best shitposters.

>> No.14561578

>>14561563
The opposite is true. That was fucking pathetic.

>> No.14561620

>>14561578
>t. guy who can’t spell “Copernicus”

>> No.14561649

>>14554180
>Coppernickus. The wheel
I'm no history buff, but I'm at least 80% sure the wheel was a thing several years before Copernicus came along.

>> No.14561655

>>14561620
You utterly tasteless moron. Lurk more.

>> No.14561710

>>14561655
chinese colony says what?

>> No.14561746

>>14554145
>a*glos
do they ever need explaining?

>> No.14562965

>>14554145
I assume this is one of those candies that is over a century old and just barely has a toehold in the market like necco wafers