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Ok /ck/, there's mass power outages, and general unrest and disarray. You are in charge of putting together 48hour food/drink kits to air drop to needy people. What do you put in there?

>> No.14551033

>>14550991
A whole turkey heh

>> No.14551035
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>>14551033
with a few bottles of hawaiian punch?

>> No.14551037

>>14550991
Who's the midge?

>> No.14551044

America is wild lol

>> No.14551060
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Distributing cans of this stuff would probably keep the population complacent.

>> No.14551062

>>14550991
>flat pack of rice and lentil/bean mash, heavily fortified (x2)
>tin of deenz in tomato sauce
>tin of green beans and garlic in tomato sauce
>water rations with optional electrolyte sachets
>cheeky coffee instant type 2
Vegetarians could trade their deenz for another thing of beenz, and it'd all keep you going, more or less

>> No.14551084

>>14551062
>>cheeky coffee instant type 2
Wasteful. You could fit a bit more nutrition in that package if you leave out the coffee.

>> No.14551087
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>>14551084
but coffee is good for you

>> No.14551089

I'm not a right-wing, survivalist gun-nut so I don't need to burden myself with this kind of retarded thinking.

>> No.14551100

>>14551089
Ok, imagine that your local BLACK BVLL asked you to develop 48 hour rations for white bois to subsist on in the sissification camps. Same basic principle, but more in line with your way of thinking.

>> No.14551111

>>14551100
Imagine being this far up your own ass. Yikes.

>> No.14551139

>>14551111
Imagine being an unironic faggot.

>> No.14551584

Need to know budget and lead time.
Even if the airdrop is free, there are still constraints.
If I've got to airdrop something NOW, I'm probably stuck with COTS products that might survive an airdrop; which is basically bags of raisins and dried apricots.
Probably more efficient to establish a field kitchen if there is infrastructure (like a landing strip) available.

>> No.14551601

>>14551087
Is that the same bang midge as the OP?

>> No.14551615

>>14551089
enjoy the second lockdown with no food lol

>> No.14551633

Cyanide laced MREs and water bottles. Clear out the trouble making surplus population.

>> No.14551660

>>14550991
I will like to meat a tiny white girl like that

>> No.14551671

>>14551601
Does that woman look like a midget to you?

>> No.14551677

>>14550991
OFFICER PLEASE SHE'S LITTERING STOP STARING AT HER ASS AND WRITE HER UP

>> No.14551699
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>>14551671
Well she has pretty stubby legs... i dont know about these things

>> No.14551728
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That's probably the first hot midget I've seen. I wonder what it would be like to fuck her.

>> No.14551748
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>>14551728
Let me show you the second hot midget you'll see.

>> No.14551774

>>14551748
Nice

>> No.14551777

>>14551748
does she porn?

>> No.14551788

>>14551777
Only two sets of softcore. She was also a stripper for a bit. I think she got married and retired.

>> No.14551790

>>14551777
I don't think so I think it's just like tasteful nude sets.

>> No.14551824

>>14551139
As opposed to an ironic faggot? Words mean things, dipshit

>> No.14551827
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>>14550991
If viable, protein powders (whey and casein), which are simultaneously some of the cheapest and biologically most efficient sources. Else, eggs..

>>14551033
>>14551035
>>14551060
>>14551062
Meat, sugary drinks, and canned foods (as is) are "non-socioeconomical".

>> No.14551853

>>14551788
>she got married and retired.
Fuckin whore

>> No.14552007

>>14551037
It seems to be
https://officialtinytexie.com/

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>>14551062

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>>14551100

>> No.14552416

>>14550991
is tht real life?

>> No.14552611

>>14552416
IT'S s a fznta-sea

>> No.14552664

>>14551699
>pic
more hoes for me, and the devil isn't real so the last three panels don't count

>> No.14552733

>>14551033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

>> No.14552783

>>14550991
Leave the creativity to the peasants.
Give them a long life carb: rice or pasta.
Give them a long life protein: canned chicken/fish.
Give them a long life fat: nuts
Then cover micros. Probably just make the nuts a trail mix with dried fruit.

Maybe UHT milk. Drink bases (tea/coffee/powerade powder/ultra concentrated cordial). Canned or otherwise preserved meals. Actual MREs. Any junk food you have in surplus, but I wouldn't work on creating any more.

If you get too specific beyond the necessities then you're actually posting a cut down version of your own grocery list.

>> No.14552787

>>14551062
>instant type 2
nice.

>> No.14552796

>>14550991
Nothing. This is a great opportunity for us to be rid of those who can't fend for themselves.
I might have a big cookout with the neighbours to use up all the meat in my freezer, I guess.

>> No.14552808

>>14551089
No, you need to burden yourself with the "if the big rona restricts / eliminates the supply chain, but the government maintains control and manages to deliver the necessities like food, what not-that-essential items should I hoard to ensure maximal quality of life during the short term unrest" thinking.

tl;dr keep buying toilet paper.

>> No.14552825

>>14551827
Whey protein powder isn't that cheap, though perhaps it should be.
Of course that relies on the success of the cheese production industry.

Just drop flour for water crackers and hard cheese.

>> No.14552855

>>14551084
Coffee has micros and takes up a miniscule amount of space, plus keeps up physical activity and keeps the caffeine addicts sane.

>> No.14552863

>>14551089
Yes, I'm sure everyone in the stadium during Katrina was a right wing gun nut.
>moron
Disaster prep is not the same thing as survivalist prep. Any health organization will tell you to do the former.

>> No.14552901

>>14551748
Will people look at me wrong if i date a midget ?

>> No.14552910

>>14552901
Yes, but if they say anything you can tear them a new one from your moral high ground.

>> No.14552931

>>14551087
Good lord.

That is all.

>> No.14553158

>>14552931
Pretty hot fucking midge ay sassy ya fackin drugger

>> No.14553161

>>14550991
Would the short bitch

>> No.14553185

>>14553161
Perv

>> No.14553214

Breakfast : Small pancakes (They are like the dinosaur toys, you put the syrup in them and they will expand by 5x), monster energy drink (flavour is decided by a computer)
Lunch : Taco bell, But the sauce is separate so it doesn't go soggy. Baja blast, and water (The water is so the monster doesn't give you kidney stones)
Dinner : kangaroo chili made by my grandma

>> No.14553274

>>14553185
Imagine picking her up and sitting her fat pussy right on your face

>> No.14553333

>>14551728
based strongest man poster

>> No.14553334

>>14553333
chekd

>> No.14553338

BOIGAHS