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>> No.14550072

Is that really what Americans teach their children to do when faced with food delivery?

>> No.14550078
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>> No.14550079

>>14550053
why was he delivering pizza instaed of trying o find her?

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>>14550079
Lost = dead
Missing = gone

>> No.14550098

>>14550072
No. And men are taught that hugging children is sexual assault. It was probably staged.

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>> No.14550108

>>14550053
I'd fuck her

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>>14550079
You don't expect a pizza man to uncover the secrets to the underworld, do you?

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>> No.14550119

>>14550088
Nutritional fact:
Canned tuna is overcooked
Egg a la salmonella
Mushroom is raw
Broccoli is raw
Cook is a faggot

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>>14550119

>> No.14550147

>>14550120
Is this really how Asian people interact?

>> No.14550149

>>14550120
I could only dream of being this based

>> No.14550151

>>14550130
Why do they think it's funny to make rhymes about penis but make no jokes?

>> No.14550153
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>>14550120
Sauce? All I get is this

>> No.14550165

>>14550151
https://youtu.be/RUYhukcMgEo

Song is kinda catchy.

>> No.14550167
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heeeeeeerres jackie

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>> No.14550174

>>14550124
WTF....Why is it in a cup?Looks like shit

>> No.14550178

>>14550058
I think it'd be better if they were fried rather than baked, but that doesn't look all that terrible.

>> No.14550186

>>14550174
cuppa shit

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>> No.14550197

>>14550174
You never had a piping-hot mug of chicken broth before?
Tastelet.

>> No.14550200

>>14550053
Most tender thing I've witnessed in a while, which is good for a change. But that uncovers a more dark issue here, pizza is like hard drug to kids, that's why he is so thankful to the pizza dude.

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>>14550200
>kid hugging pizza man
>pizza
>comet pizza
>the shills have invested /ck/ with their subversive pedophile death cult propaganda

>> No.14550227

>>14550070
alton is pretty based desu. fuck all those other celebrity chefs

>> No.14550239

>>14550106
>change absolutely nothing about this
>market/sell it to yuppy soyboys
>profit

>> No.14550243

>>14550200
I mean, it's a Now This post
since when did anyone believe a single thing they've ever posted? For all we know, this dude never had a daughter, and the cam footage is from a personal contact of the fag who made this post

>> No.14550258

>>14550239
The beaker, the flask, the fittings, the stands, the tube, the burner, and the gas trap funnel will all cost more than the commercial siphon coffee makers that already exist

>> No.14550263

>>14550131
This but applied to sweet potato is god tier

>> No.14550265
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>> No.14550269

>>14550258
you think that would stop a certain demographic from forking over unreasonable amount of money for it?

>> No.14550272

>>14550190
What is he doing?

>> No.14550279

>>14550265
Nooo please fill it with something else

>> No.14550282
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>>14550265
wow this one's stupid
There's no way people do this shit, right? Like, this recipe is a series of easy things, with one super fuckoff annoying step in the middle where you have to shape some shit into a cone

>> No.14550302
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>> No.14550308

>>14550124
always remove those paper skins on the onion and the garlic, you fucking subhumans. All the fucking bugs and rats shat on them and now you put it in your food, absolutely disgusting.
also , peel the fucking carrots

>> No.14550312

>>14550272
making "Garbage chili"

>> No.14550318

>>14550302
imagine fucking a bitch on that table and raise it and lower it to adjust your thrusting position. Also, is nice to have cold refreshments handy after you bone her.

>> No.14550320
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>> No.14550326

>>14550282
Wow, that's bad. Every individual element looks slightly off and the portion sizes are crazy.

>> No.14550331

>>14550265
ruined by the filling fuck

>> No.14550334

>>14550320
cute

>> No.14550353

>>14550153
I think it's called omirice its rice in an omelet idk wat cooking deviations you make for this pairing

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>>14550130
XDDDDDD women are hilarious

>> No.14550387
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>> No.14550388

>>14550362
partner that shit could put me in ecstasy eating it and there's still no way i'd dig around in a god damn ant hill to harvest it

>> No.14550391

>>14550053
why would you let your kid (without a facemask) get their face that close to a complete stranger whose job it is to come face to face with dozens upon dozens of random people any given day?

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>> No.14550397

>>14550391
the thing about webms is they're not happening right now and you're watching them. it's actually something that happened in the past and was captured on video, think of a moving series of photographs. very neat technology.

>> No.14550408

why does anybody even make webms without sound?

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>> No.14550413

>>14550408
because most boards don't support audio streams.

>> No.14550429

>>14550167
The exaggerated fake expressions, pretty poetic how the idiot stroked out and wrecked his body, too bad the tax payer has to fund this mess.

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>> No.14550479

>>14550118
>>14550114
>>14550088
who the fuck is this abomination?

>> No.14550490

>>14550308
getalodathisguy

>> No.14550493
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>>14550479

>> No.14550502

>>14550078
NOBODY outpizza's the hut.

>> No.14550503

>>14550072
American pizza is genuinely THAT good. Foreigners wouldn't understand considering the slop I've seen posted here that passes as "pizza" over there

>> No.14550509

>>14550216
I think the point he's trying to make is that the kid is thankful to the deliver guy because he's already addicted to pizza and that's a ominous sign for his future.

>> No.14550513

>>14550397
what are you trying to say?

>> No.14550514

>>14550465
not pictured: massive power cables cluttering your floor

>> No.14550518

>>14550053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEMJ8AlzFno

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>> No.14550527

>>14550391
The video is from February.

>> No.14550529

>>14550513
webms can be from before the pandemic you fucking tard

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>>14550514

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>> No.14550572

>>14550493
>>14550521
Thank you, it's been only 5 minutes since I wanted to bitchslap a human creature.

>> No.14550577

>>14550391
you are all faggots. holy shit.
and why are yuroniggers so fucking autistic?

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>> No.14550579

>>14550053
Why the fuck is this guy delivering pizzas instead of trying to find his daughter?

>> No.14550587

>>14550540
please stop with the coffee table

>> No.14550611

>>14550053
You know what I hate about shit like this? It's a gross attempt to commercialize and gain fame from private and personal interactions. No longer is a hug, love letter, act of a good Samaritan, or a moment of integrity and charity simply done for its own sake. It's done in some disgusting hope to gain fame or glory. Social media is a plague on the human psyche. It brings out the worst in us and creates a society of self-centered egotists. They whore out their kids to make political and social statements. They destroy the ephemeral and cause people to capture moments instead of living them.

I wish we could go back in time...

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>>14550572

>> No.14550632

>>14550387
>My name is Cheng cheun fat
Lol

>> No.14550662

>>14550631
>and thus, a legend was born...

>> No.14550665

>>14550168
Now, that's what I call a 'go 'za

>> No.14550676

>>14550631
I don't get it. What's happening? Their eggs keep falling into the street? Are they doing it to try and get someone to knock them over and then force them to pay?

>> No.14550683
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>>14550676
Refused to pay bribe.

>> No.14550689
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>>14550587
Smart Table

>> No.14550696

>>14550676
The local crime group was demanding protection money or something. The guys on the motorcycles said that instead of chopping the kid in half with a knife they would just keep on knocking his table over since he was just a kid. The eggs are a metaphor for life.

>> No.14550702

>>14550072
You don't tip, clap and hug your delivery guy?
Are you lenin?

>> No.14550708
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>>14550611
get bent ya old dinosaur

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>>14550272
Jackin' it, baby!!

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>>14550063
>sugar on tomatoes

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>>14550120
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14550782

>>14550078
Of course it's a nigger.

>> No.14550810

>>14550465
The sobro coffee table is $1300, Dude just buy a proper sound system and a mini fridge for a fraction of the price.

>> No.14550817

>>14550053
You need to see this if you haven't already: Brazilian Pizza
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.14550842

>>14550318
this is exactly what I imagine a 14 year old nerd to be typing

>> No.14550853

>>14550088
Why not just use a larger pot?

>> No.14550858

>>14550053
Guys does anyone have the ridiculous street nachos videos with unbelievable amounts of sauces all served in a clear plastic box?

>> No.14550910

>>14550153
Happy 300 Days from Taiwan

>> No.14550947

>>14550082
Jeez I'm not American but that looks like new Orleans. What a nigger infested shit hole,around blacks never relax.

Its like when a virus eats itself.

>> No.14550956

>>14550631
well boys I think we finally figured out how he gets out

>> No.14550960

>>14550118
That sauce pan looks like a piece of hospital equipment.

>> No.14550982

>>14550243
Exactly. George Floyd died of an overdose.

>> No.14551004

>>14550947
What sheltered life do you live?

>> No.14551042

>>14550263
yams are gross

>> No.14551043

>>14550493
This is the new jack

>> No.14551058

>>14550130
I despise filthy rat Kikes.

>> No.14551067

>>14550611
I got down voted on Reddit for saying the same thing.

>> No.14551073

>>14550078
Based.
Fuck cyclets

>> No.14551077

>>14550683
REEEEE this guy hurts me.

>> No.14551083

>>14550689
Imagine feeding your child this stuff.

>> No.14551086

>>14550088
This is pie filling not a stir fry

>> No.14551092

>>14551004
I don't live in a city and in my country the Niggers are all in cities. It's just shocking to see their behaviour they are such animals. I fucking love America and European Americans from UK.

>> No.14551101

>>14550689
americans are the most powerful race in the world

>> No.14551113

>>14551101
Certainly the ones of European stock

>> No.14551122

>>14550190
It's like he wants people to hate him.

>> No.14551154

>>14550118
Chopping the parsley with that shitty kitchen knife that she already used to cut the kidney on the same board she already cut the kidney in
I hope she heated that parsley right away, still vomit inducing

>> No.14551163

>>14550465
If this was a table I had as a kid, I would've broken it by suplexing my brother on it.

>> No.14551186

>>14550120
Demolished

>> No.14551220

>>14550308
>Cooklets

>> No.14551229

>>14550078
Why does pizza delivery man have strobing headlights? Is this normal practice for burgers who need fast food immediately?

>> No.14551250

>>14550106
The law of succ

>> No.14551319

>>14550308
You should be making vegetable broth and animal stock out of your scraps. If broth made with garlic peel in it makes you sick then you should kys.

>> No.14551534

>>14551229
Probably led headlights that match the shutter speed of the camera to give off a blinking effect, to the real eye they will look constantly bright without noticable flashing.

>> No.14551557

>>14550079
Most likely the story about him recently losing his daughter was fabricated so it gets more clicks.

>> No.14551562

>>14550058
Bacon and spring rolls should never be used in the same sentence.

>> No.14551574

>>14550078
You can tell he stole the bike because he uses it as a weapon to damage the car.

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>> No.14551718

>>14550465
>>14550810
I'm willing to bet it's not even a full fridge. Probably just a "cooler" meaning it'll keep your beer pretty chilly, but not the food safe temps a fridge does below 40 degrees.

>> No.14551729

>>14551718
Yup! Just checked their site

>The thermoelectric Cooler Drawer chills beverages up to 20 degrees below room temperature, so you can always have a refreshing drink within reach

What a scam

>> No.14551931

>>14550088
this sucks

>> No.14551969

>>14550318
>>14550842
KEK

>> No.14551975

>>14550058
>BAKE
really?

>> No.14551979

>>14550079
I keked, hard.

>> No.14552001

>>14550120
Do Americans really?

>> No.14552005

>>14550465
>>14550302
>honey? can you turn the TV volume up? i can't hear it over the humming of our table

>> No.14552044

>>14550465
i hate what we've become, what we are

>> No.14552061

>>14550190
>assorted meat
>mirepoix
>green beans
>creamed corn
>chilies
>a placenta
>jalapenos
>stupid amount of seasoning
>beer
>salsa
>lime
What the fuck?

>> No.14552068

>>14551706
god 3D girls can never compete

>> No.14552079

>>14550239
i'm definitely a yuppy, trying not to be a soiboi, and would think it was cool if someone had this

>> No.14552103

>>14550388
seems about as laborious as butchering meat to be honest

>> No.14552107
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>> No.14552118

>>14552107
haha funny salt sprinkle

>> No.14552144

>>14550058
Without the bacon this seems pretty good but I don't think I've ever had cooked avocado before.

>> No.14552152

>>14552061
take note that the mirepoix included sweet potatoes

>> No.14552188

>>14550072
Staged for reddit.

>> No.14552209

>>14550190
I can't begin to imagine how horrid that must taste

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>>14550493
>PowerDirector

>> No.14552222

>>14550190
canned everything, is this what ameri'mutts call cooking

>> No.14552237
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A classic

>> No.14552272

>>14552237
that shit thicker than an 18 wheeler

>> No.14552297

>>14552272
THIN
CRUST

>> No.14552307

>>14550446
>Eating brains
Reminds me of an episode of "I am weasel"
>Lol,eating brains makes you smarter
>weasel: No..It doesn't
Can't find the episode but I think eating brains is fucking disgusting.

>> No.14552315

>>14550120
Is this what it's like to be a chad?

>> No.14552320

>>14552107
That knife is making me queasy.

>> No.14552327

>>14550190
Is this supposed to be satirical?

>> No.14552329

>>14550058
I will try this..looks great

>> No.14552338

>>14550282
>fat lard concocting that monstrosity

>> No.14552358

>>14550842
this is exactly what I imagine a obese roastie to be typing

>> No.14552360

>>14550409
I would totally try this.

>> No.14552421

>>14550302
would consider purchasing..created by Anglo people, sold to Anglo people..great pitch

>> No.14552465

>>14550493
Whoever this guy/girl is, they need to lock them up for their own safety. They are dangerous in the kitchen.

>> No.14552544

>>14550397
All webm's are live feeds, moron.

>> No.14552561

>>14550611
Social media was a mistake.

>> No.14552616

>>14550521
used to do this with a sock

>> No.14552639

>>14550078
fucking bicycle fags.

>> No.14552672

>>14550611
>one thing
>some things
>all things
these are different

>> No.14552710

>>14552107
it's great that they let down syndrome guys larp as chefs.

>> No.14552773
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>>14550167
MOVE THE FOOD TOWARDS YOUR MOUTH, NOT YOUR MOUTH TOWARDS THE FOOD

pick up your freaking cover

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>>14552710
Yes

>> No.14553087

>>14551058
>noooo you can't make a song with with penis in itttt think of thie children nooooo
how do you even handle workplace banter
are your only friends 70 year old nuns?
how the fuck are you even on 4chan.

>> No.14553308
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>>14550308
Fuck off, Jack

>> No.14553363

>>14553308
>I l-love rat shit because some french guy told me I should!
calling him "Jack" and posting an image of a guy drinking coffee... that guy got btfo'd no doubt

>> No.14553372

>>14553087
I work with people who have actual wit. Every dick reference was exhausted in high school and we moved on from them as our brains developed.

>> No.14553381

>>14553372
it's just a stupid show dude
why did you sperg out randomly about jews

>> No.14553392

>>14550296
shaping paper into a cone is incredibly simple and easy, the cone making part probably would take like 2 minutes total.

>> No.14553399

>>14550063
I have a chinese gf and when she first made this shit I was disgusted. Then I tasted it and I unironically believe now that it's 10/10 and I ask her to make it all the time. Absolutely SLAPS over rice.

>> No.14553457

>>14553399
why would that gross you out
have you never put ketchup on your scrambled egg/omelet?

>> No.14553462

>>14553399
>SLAPS
Fuck off

>> No.14553476
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>>14550120
waiting for the episode where they get married

>> No.14553495

>>14550782
They're both white retard

>> No.14553562 [DELETED] 
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>> No.14553573
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>> No.14553592

>>14550810
>>14550465
I will buy this table if its only $1300 for the model with all those features and it looks nice. I spend more than that on booze every month and it would be cool to have a robot table.

>> No.14553594

>>14552421
take your meds

>> No.14553642

>>14553573
genuine, bonafide do americans really. the insane amount of sugar in this recipe is horrific. even the goddamn pecans are candied. why would anyone make this disgusting childish shit

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>>14553642
Shut up. Eat one slice with some milk and shut the fuck up.

>> No.14553673
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>>14553642

>> No.14553678
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>> No.14553692
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>> No.14553698
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>> No.14553702

>>14550227
Is new Good Eats anywhere near as good as old Good Eats?

>> No.14553706
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>> No.14553709

>>14553392
So it's not an annoying step that you could just not do?
it's gay beyond reason

>> No.14553716

>>14553706
That's a big turkey

>> No.14553724

>>14553716
heh

>> No.14553730
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>> No.14553741
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>> No.14553760

>>14550282
Why do Americans do all this fatlard shit yet they never butter their bread when making a sandwich?

>> No.14553763
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>> No.14553792
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>> No.14553816

>>14551042
Yams are not sweet potatoes
You wouldn't call a puffer a flounder, would you?

>> No.14553822

>>14553816
sweet potatoes are a type of yam, not potato.

>> No.14553824

>>14550320
This is how you eat watermelon, stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

>> No.14553825

>>14550320
does anybody have the chicken in watermelon webm?

>> No.14553839

>>14553760
We don't need it because we can afford fresh bread.

>> No.14553844

>>14553822
nope, sweet potatoes are quite distinct from both potatoes and yams

>> No.14553853

>>14550578
>not removing the "eyes" of the pineapple
disgustang

>> No.14553858

>>14553844
then quit calling them potatoes

>> No.14553870

>>14553858
>>>>goalposts

>> No.14553886
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>>14553858
>>14553870

>> No.14553887

>>14550118
worse than jack

>> No.14553911

>>14550842
optimal height for sex positions is important anon, you'll understand one day

>> No.14553935

>>14550577
>I don't know how viruses work
>let the kid hug the pizza man please!

>> No.14553954

>>14553698
>>14553692
this is atrociously bad

>> No.14553957

>>14552103
yeah but the meat wont crawl up your ass and bite you

>> No.14553959

>>14553911
Sounds like you need to develop your upper body strength a bit. You'd be surprised at how little gravity matters when you're in good condition.

>> No.14554027

>>14552222
FUCKING RENT FREE

checking those quads tho

>> No.14554048
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>>14550391
>(without a facemask)
The jews really have won. In just a couple months they've made people like this faggot afraid of social interactions, made you think that if you don't muzzle yourself and your family that you are in danger. We're really fucked.

>> No.14554054

>>14550810
>>14550465
"--We take the "i" out of Soibro--"

>> No.14554055

>>14553698
Why are so many of these shitty video recipes just about stuffing things with cheese?

>> No.14554086

>>14550053
The whole country would look like this if we stayed 90% white

>> No.14554089

>>14554086
All the men would be hugging strange children?

>> No.14554095

>>14553886
>A bunch of hicks ruined yams for everyone.

>> No.14554103

>>14554089
People would be friendlier, we'd trust each other more, and there'd be a better sense of community

>> No.14554192

>>14553495
You don't have to be black to be a nigger.

>> No.14554217

>>14554103
Yeah, Dark Age Europe was notorious for that.

>> No.14554256

>>14552237
That waitress is a cutie.

>> No.14554262
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Some rare Big Girl Bites for you lads

>> No.14554275

>>14552327
He was completely serious. This was the recipe he went with to a chili cooking competition where he got really butthurt that he didn't win. Against some other soccer moms or I think students at the school.

>> No.14554277

>>14554086
wtf is wrong with you? It's a wholesome webm on a fucking cooking board and you start thinking about white identity politics?

God I'm tired of you fags.

>> No.14554283

>>14550079
wagie cant just quit anon, sadly

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>>14554275
That was a different one, bro, but he was super serious about it for sure. He was so fucking bitter in that video, lmao

>> No.14554296

>>14550106
>>14550239
>>14550258
>>14550269
It looks "science-y" so yeah, people are gonna pay for it

>> No.14554300

>>14554287
Jack's a douche all the time but he certainly seems like he has a personality disorder or mental problem in that video.

>> No.14554306

>>14554256
To this day she still pops up in my dreams sometimes.

>> No.14554315

>>14553822
Yams can be poisonous if not cooked properly, and a number people have certain degrees of allergies to them
Sweet potatoes are not

>> No.14554317

>>14550493
i really want to like liver but idk

>> No.14554356

>>14554283
kek

>> No.14554364

>>14550960
no it's a giant spoon

>> No.14554398

>>14550611
>They destroy the ephemeral and cause people to capture moments instead of living them.

i felt that bruh dam

>> No.14554451

>>14550227
>>14550070
by gods that was the most annoying video ever, don't talk when you have something in your mouth damit.

>> No.14554482

>>14550118
Now this is definitely a pie filling.

>> No.14554630

>>14550493
Do germans really?

>> No.14554747
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>>14550053
>daughter dies
>too poor to stop working
>leave funeral early because your boss called you in

>> No.14554771

>>14550063
>tomato
>ketchup
>sugar

I fucking hate asians so much

>> No.14554776

>>14550053
Thank you for this webm OP, made my day.

>> No.14554777

>>14553399
>slaps

You have to go back

>> No.14554961

>>14553760
Because wartime rationing ended in America in 1945, Nigel.

>> No.14554965

>>14554961
>nigel
I've seen this posted like 40 times this last week. is this a twitter trend or something?

>> No.14555002

>>14550265
what is wrong with americans and fucking "mac n cheese"

>> No.14555090

>>14550465
>Hold on, lemme update the firmware for my coffee table

>> No.14555149

>>14550320
watermelon goes stale really fast after cutting
it's like yesterday's beer after 20 mins

>> No.14555170

>>14550465
>no wireless charging
pathetic

>> No.14555183

>>14555002
What's wrong with you? Detail the neglect by your parents.

>> No.14555196

>>14555183
seethe more amerishart

>> No.14555334

>>14550120
I don't care if the food is shit, I would fucking love to meet at least one cute girl who actually makes an effort. I've never dated a woman yet who could actually cook or even care to try

>> No.14555352

>>14554747
Damn, that sucks, Anon.

>> No.14555354

>>14554451
It's a gimmick he did sometimes in his show, deal w/ it

>> No.14555368

>>14553372
https://youtu.be/VHIXduEbLz0

Try the vag version.

>> No.14555412

>>14550118
How can I prepare kidney in order to remove the piss smell/taste?

>> No.14555429

>>14555412
cook it

>> No.14555487

>>14554217
This but unironically.

>> No.14555497

>>14554027
Not really rent free when we're all watching an Amerimutt cook badly. Many such cases.

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>> No.14555546

>>14554315
>Sweet potatoes are not
that's right, they're not potatoes

>> No.14555574

>>14550168
>get a nice browning on the pasta
>fucking flip it over onto the soggy side
>fake parm and leaves on top and inside
Disgusting.

>> No.14555581

>>14552222
canning/jarring food as preservation changes the texture and flavor. it's done all over europe and has been for hundreds of years. i'm not sure what your point is here. do you eat canned fish? beans?

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>> No.14555624

>>14550053
How is that possible ?

>> No.14555649

Can you post good recipes for once?

>> No.14555651

>>14555649
you must be new here

>> No.14555661

>>14555651
I want something other than cheese+bacon/ candy trash for once
hell even the surly king doesn't even annoy me as close to as much as some of the americans

>> No.14555702

>>14555334
Chads and Stacies are so used to getting attention, they don't appreciate it deep enough

>> No.14555796

>>14551229
looooool based

>> No.14555835

>>14550053
>he lost his daughter
did he ever find her?

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>>14550078
imagine being an adult and riding a bike like a 6 year old

>>14551073
based, cyclists are fucking cancer

>> No.14555873

>>14551975
Why not?

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>>14552237

>> No.14555895

>>14550465
I see we started a cringe thread

>> No.14555930

>>14554287
;_; he unironically fed this year old brisket to random strangers. it's almost cruel.

>> No.14555939

>>14550114
this stuff is so delicious i might go bake some now

>> No.14556256

>>14550053
God I wish that were me

>> No.14556346

>>14553476
It won't happen. He's going to be hit by a car, and his last moment will be punctuated by the realization that she was the best thing in his life.

>> No.14556439
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>>14553363
>that guy

>> No.14556461
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>> No.14556467

>>14550308

>peeling carrots

Why fuck would you do that? Are you cooking for a retirement home?
That's where the fucking nutrients and bioflavinoids concentrate why remove it?

>> No.14556478

>>14550391
WEAR
*clap*
YOUR
*clap*
MUZZLE

>> No.14556479
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>>14550058
huh bacon rolls, that's a neat concep-
>avocado
nevermind

>> No.14556482

>>14550058
>avocado
fucking dropped.

>> No.14556484

>>14550308
>https://www.fda.gov/food/ingredients-additives-gras-packaging-guidance-documents-regulatory-information/food-defect-levels-handbook

It's already there, bud.

>> No.14556488

>>14550078
why can't nigger simply behave like people?

>> No.14556499
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>>14552773
KEK
underrated

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>>14550124
>dropping those carrots without washing them or peeling them
do americans really?

>> No.14556503 [DELETED] 

>>14554277
Would you like to see the depiction in that webm become more widespread and common? Support racial segregation

>> No.14556506

>>14556501
>I posted it again, yuropoor style

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>>14550302
>all those white women
>not a single black man on sight
wtf, im not gonna buy this product at all.

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>>14550465
as an american i can't see myself i nthis pick without a black man next to my girlfriend

>> No.14556580

>>14550683
>>14550696
well i mean if the kid can't offer bribe money? what about paying with his body? why else is he wearing those ear piercings?

>> No.14556607

>>14553730
>>14553763
>>14553797
is his gimmick is being so white he can't do basic stuff?

>> No.14556612

>>14556501
>washing and peeling carrots
Get a load of this fag

>> No.14556616

>>14550529
>Doesn't know a joke when he sees one
Who's the tard?

>> No.14556696

>>14551706
Yuru camp irl looks horrible
>>14552068
this

>> No.14556701

>>14550113
I expect at least that much from any food worker.

>> No.14556718

>>14556607
I think he has some weird PTSD or other trauma stuff. His hands are always shaking like a leaf.

>> No.14556739

>>14553716
For you

>> No.14556750

>>14556530
why not just make Stromboli or calzone at that point. I fucking hate stupid shit like this.

>> No.14557022

>>14550479
>grams
>suet
some bong, i'd wager.

>> No.14557255

>>14550078
God there is no creature slithering under a rock half as foul as the average nigger, what an absolute curse they are.

>> No.14557275

>>14550063
>>14554771
Asians don't actually use ketchup in it
>>14550721
Same with sugar

>> No.14557320

>>14552107
>taps knife

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>> No.14557382

>>14553087
It is the CW...

>> No.14557490

>>14550302
>trying to watch TV but the table keeps rising up and blocking it

>> No.14557504

>>14550070
>Chunky PB
blasphemy

>> No.14557639

>>14550611
I agree, if you are posting things like this then you are probably not doing it just because you are a good person but rather because you want internet good boy points, it breeds narcissists.

>> No.14557648

>>14550683
this makes sense to me, I like eggplant parm so this doesn't look bad.

>> No.14557702

>>14553642
dessert pizza is never something I have cared for.
t.american

>> No.14557709

>>14553698
I sure love to stuff my carbs with more carbs, potatoes are like rice, generally they are a carrier for a better food.
>>14553692
now this I can get behind, you are using the potatoes as the base for something else.

>> No.14557716

>>14553706
I never ever want to see this posted again

>> No.14557752

>>14554965
its a generic name for a brit

>> No.14557770

>>14556346
that works too

>> No.14557819

>>14553702
its pretty cool. he goes back to old episodes and makes corrections and updates

>> No.14557824

>ctrl+f americans
>9 hits
>5 are do americans really
>2 are misc euroseething

>> No.14557942

>>14550130
I thought this was gonna be a food commercial not actually about penis. Wtf not funny.

>> No.14558252

>>14553706
So long as Twerking exists. The work "Nigger" Will always be necessary