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What do you call a fake noodle?

>> No.14548762

>>14548759
pseudle

>> No.14548771
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14548771

>>14548762
An Impasta!

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14548814

What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

>> No.14548869

A notdel

>> No.14548876

>>14548814
"close the door"

>> No.14548883

>>14548876
you left out the best part

>> No.14548885

>>14548759
unnoodle

>> No.14548889

>>14548883
i'm dressing?

>> No.14548890
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>>14548876
>>14548883
Say it

>> No.14548891
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14548891

Dumb frogposter

>> No.14548893

>>14548814
Ahhh get out, I'm DRESSING!

>> No.14548904

Have you heard the joke about the pizza, Anon?

>> No.14548908

>>14548771
Hahaha keep going

>> No.14548909
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14548909

Did you hear the one about the tuna and the chef?

>> No.14548911
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>>14548891
Join us
>>14548904
No I haven't, what's up with this pizza?

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>>14548908
I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.

>> No.14548927

>>14548911
>>14548908
Oh, I can't tell you it's too cheesy :^P

>> No.14548935

>>14548814
"Don't put me on pizza you dumb amerishart"

>> No.14548939

>>14548909
ah.. I love that story!

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>>14548927
XD
>>14548935
>.<

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My favorite restaurant shut down this year. The reason is breathtaking.

>> No.14548963

>>14548909
No, I haven't. Tell us!

>> No.14548969

>>14548917
*chuckles*

>> No.14548971

>>14548939
>>14548963
A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father." Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."

"And if I win?" asks the chef. "You can feed me to your customers", Tuna replies. So, the chef and tuna play chess. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win," says the tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.

"But I won", says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. "So did your father", says the chef.

>> No.14548975

>>14548971
damn thats cold.

>> No.14548985

>>14548971
Lmao

>> No.14549001

>>14548975
>>14548985
A ha ha ha ha ha...! Goodnight and have a pleasant evening.