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Do you intentionally eat food incorrectly?
>>14547408This was fake
when youre this rich it really doesnt matter how you eat. anything you do is right. they're 12HLers
>>14547408I intentionally pronounce gyro as "Ji-row" for trolling irl
sometimes i shove them up my ass
>>14547408he's cute because he's weird haha
I take bites out of string cheese and roll up my pizza.
>>14547408I take a bite out the side of kitkat bars and don't break them off individually.
Hide the glizzy
>>14547408Who's the cute girl?
>>14547911Fuck, how else do you pronounce it?!
>>14548433not funny he got run through the negro pedo fame circuit which is way worse than the hebrew pedo fame circuit
/ck/ don't be retardedhttps://youtu.be/Vs6In7UtyXY
>>14548627these people actually spent their time and energy, out of their curt limited life, full of pain and loss and a million trifles of responsibility, to make this, in addition to making a behind the scenes youtube video about it?
>>14547419>>14548627ok. Dudes. Dudes? Do you know what "intentionally" means, dudes? That's a word with a meaning, you know.
>>14548648This is all they do, they are chasing clout for money anon
>>14548652what is clout? and who pays you for clout? i have clout among some serious people but all it really means is i'm not gonna get robbed at a party
>>14547408Let me show you how to eat pizza
>>14548455"Yee-row" is the hairy Greek buttsex way to say it
>>14548390Pic or it didn't happen
>>14547408I eat pizza with knife and fork
>>14549610a man of class I see
i used to eat mushrooms as follows>pick off stem>eat stem>peel>eat peel>bite into quadrants>eat remainder
>No one in my family added water to condensed chicken noodle soup. >Always drained all the water from instant ramen>As a kid I would only eat the skin from KFC chicken. That only lasted for a few months when I was like 5.
>>14548455Like an asain person saying negro
I season my fork, NOT the steak
>>14547408When I eat carrot sticks, I always eat around the edge until I expose the carrot core. When the outer layer is completely gone, I will then eat the carrot core. I've eaten carrots this way since I was 5.
>>14547408if the food gets in to my mouth, then it has been eaten correctly.
I have this insane autistic tendency to eat pizza with a fork, this is kinda off but I have a rather large and we'll maintained beard so I'd rather keep it clean. The tism is that it makes me feel awful to eat pizza this way. I feel like it's some sort of betrayal, I swear the mouth feel is so different it doesn't even taste the same. I deserve nothing but pain.
>>14547408Eating a burrito from the middle prevents the ass ends from ripping open
>>14548864that's actually how yuo eat pussy
>>14554442>>14554445this fat tub of shit sure likes eating things weird
>>14549610that's pretty reasonable for the first few floppy bites imo
>>14548433It was supposed to be Justin Bieber, but it turned out to be a fake made by a gay YouTube channel called 'Yes theory'.
I always bite Goldfish crackers along the seam to break them in half lengthwise. I want them to suffer
I hold my sandwiches upside down to eat.
Get a load of this fucking retard.The man is a fucking idiot.
>>14547408Like putting food the wrong way into the mouth, because thats what eating basically is: Stuffing your face with proteins, carbs whatever your body needs??????
>>14553371>not just eating the floppy part and switching to manual mode near the crustfeels bad man
I eat a hot dog from the top because eating it horizontally smears the toppings on my nose
>>14547408I don't like anything that you have to eat with your hands. This is typically American "junk food" cuisine such as burgers, wings, or American pizzas. I always eat such things with forks because those meals are very messy. The fat Americans look at me funny but they're fat and covered in food/dirt/grime so who cares?
>>14547408yes, I don't string string cheese or break kit kats, deal with it
>>14556239>foot long ny sliceI always cut the first few inchest until it can support itself with a fold.