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Mayonnaise really is a great sauce.

>> No.14546668

>>14546665
yeah

>> No.14546672

>>14546665
Can of tuna, a big spoonful of Hellman’s and some Salt and Pepper maybe some crackers

>> No.14546943

>>14546665
It expires too quickly. I never get through a jar before I have to throw it out.

>> No.14547040
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14547040

>>14546943
That's why I get the 11.5oz squeeze bottle

>> No.14547154

>>14547040
ahhh, ok I'll buy that next time
thanks anon

>> No.14547176

>>14546665
Just use ingredients that are naturally moist instead of injecting this shit.

>> No.14547190

>>14547176
>injecting
Nigger, what in the fuck are you talking about for real tho

>> No.14547193
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>>14547190
>t. doesnt inject mayo

>> No.14547205

>>14547040
>REAL mayonnaise
What does this actually even mean

>> No.14547219

fresh tomatoes on the vine + mayonnaise is the best sauce

>> No.14547224

>>14546943
you're not white

>> No.14547230

>>14547205
If they have to specify that it is real, you can bet it's made of plastic.

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>>14546665
Stoped eating it when i was a kid cause people would always glob it on in mass like a freaking mayo sandwich. Im missing out.

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14547257

>>14546665
We've always been a Hellmann's family but lately we've been using Duke's. It like it better don't know why

>> No.14547264

>>14547257

Dukes is best.

>>14547205

It means it’s legally mayonnaise and not “dressing” like miracle whip

>> No.14547309

>>14547264
Yeah I don't know why it just taste better than Hellmann's

>> No.14547567

>>14547224
explain

>> No.14548769

>>14546665
Mayonnaise is literally mouth lube you fucking chomo

>> No.14548782

>>14547257
>>14547264
>>14547309
the only correct responses in this thread. tastes better because they only use the yolks

>> No.14548788
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14548788

The only real mayo is in Polish Majonez Kielecki. I'm stuck in asia and they have only mayo flavored goop.

>> No.14548837

>>14547257
same anon grew up on hellmans, tried out dukes and could never go back

>> No.14549000

>>14548788
a lazy polack, no surprise there.
make your own mayo

>> No.14549186

>>14547040
I could never go back to miracle whip after switching

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14549190

>>14548788

>> No.14549194

>>14549000
That was my orginal plan but I'm afraid to spend money on blender when I don't know when I'm going back to europe. I left old one at home for some stupid reason.

>> No.14549196

>>14549190
I use it but it's shit in comparison.

>> No.14549225

>>14549194
You don't need a blender. Just get a whisk.

>> No.14549231

>>14549225
Never. It's so easy to fuckup, also I'm a skelly with 0 muscule.

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14549243

>>14549231

>> No.14549247

>>14549243
by blender I ment this shit

>> No.14549272

>>14547257
>>14547264
>>14547309
>>14548782
>>14548837
Fuck off Duke's shills. That shit is fucking awful and you know it.

>> No.14549518

>>14549272
Go back to sucking miracle whip from your mom's teat, fag

>> No.14549607

>>14547224
nonsense meme, asians and hispanics love mayonnaise and eat it way more than white people do
they'll put it on pizza, frenchfries, hotdogs, fish, all sorts of stuff
white people mostly just keep it on sandwiches

>> No.14549625

>>14549607
Are you crazy?
True, japs know to use mayo, but it's the master race who uses mayo to it's full potential.
Mayo is from Europe, mixing it with french fries is pure european thing. Mixing it into dips, salads, pasta etc is all normal.
Hell we eat boiled eggs with mayo and black peper.

>> No.14549681

>>14549607
I'm hispanic and no only obese people eats mayo regardless of race.

>> No.14550620

>>14549681
That's false because mayo is a keto superfood

>> No.14550824

It's bland as shit compared to Miracle Whip. Keep seething, elitists.

>> No.14551964

>>14547040
Same bottle in my fridge. Sometimes at night I wake up and want a quick savory snack so I squirt a nice amount into my mouth.

>> No.14552184

>>14550824
Miracle whip is gross and for some reason its sweet? Fucking disgusting.

>> No.14552735

>>14550824
Do Americans really put sugar in their mayo?

>> No.14552942

>Made my own mayo with chili oil added at the end
Bros I can't go back to buying it from the store

>> No.14552943

>>14552942
Don’t ever go back. That’s you cooking bro

>> No.14552960

>>14552943
>>14552942
fucking faggots go eat the new siracha burger at mcburgerbox and shut the fuck up and never cook again

>> No.14552980

>>14552960
>Nooooo you're not allowed to make your own food in a cooking board