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>> No.14545431

>>14545421
why do i need a hotdog holster?

>> No.14545435

>>14545431
You microwave the entire thing

>> No.14545439

>>14545431
>hotdog holster
That was your sister's nickname in high school.

>> No.14545441

>>14545439
incel

>> No.14545446

>>14545439
fucking savage dang bro

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>> No.14545465

>>14545428
That seems very impractical.

>> No.14545467
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this one's for /k/

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>> No.14545483

These are usually troll threads, but I'll throw out a few things. These are not at all "kitchen basics" that almost everybody will have, but they seem relatively uncommon (based on what I've seen in the kitchens and friends and family) while being very useful:

microplane
needler (for tenderizing)
mandolin (skip if your knife skills are weak, you can use the practice, but great for potatoes dauphinoise, confit byaldi, or simply turning fennel into something useful for salads or pasta)
immersion (or stick) blender
salad spinner
chef's press
board scraper
pen thermometer (no, it won't ruin your meat)
silicon baking pads

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>> No.14545499

>>14545488
There is no way that actually works.

>> No.14545506

>>14545488
Does that work?

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>> No.14545525

>>14545439
D E S T R O Y E D

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>> No.14545541

>>14545456
Useless, doesn't guard the shirt from splatter at all.

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>>14545474
That's actually not a bad idea. Reminds me of what you'd use to cleanly pour a magnum of wine.

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And such a bargain too

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>> No.14545570

>>14545497
these grapes are TOO BIG i wish there was a way i could have SMALLER GRAPES

>> No.14545573

>>14545421
>hot pocket

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Time to get me exasize

>> No.14545597

>>14545531
This looks like the kind of thing that sounds great but probably doesn't work well.

>> No.14545607

>>14545597
You don't say?

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>>14545497
>>14545570
Oh no, god forbid you try feeding your young children fruit instead of pureed mush from a jar.

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>>14545569

>> No.14545634

>>14545612
Let natural selection do its thing.
There is no place for graplets.

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>> No.14545692

>>14545612
my children have BIG STRRONG MOUTHS and can handle full size grapes unassisted

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>>14545683

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large whisk for large bowls

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>> No.14545726

>>14545706
That's actually pretty fucking clever if it works.

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>> No.14545761

>>14545695
Would eat.

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>> No.14545784

>>14545439
Kek. I actually laughed out loud at this.

>> No.14545823

>>14545646
its... a salt shaker? i dont get it

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>>14545823

>> No.14545834

>>14545823
it looks like one of the strikers you use in air hockey, thus game on shaker

>> No.14545837

>>14545764
She took time out of her day to grab that ice cream and lick it, waiting for the photographer to get a good shot of her licking the ice cream. She's not doing it for real. It's fake. She was just posing for an advert. That disturbs my autism

>> No.14545853

>>14545833
>>14545834
yuck

>> No.14545860

>>14545833
Jesus imagine the amount of broken dishes and food on the floor this would result in with children

>> No.14545863

>>14545439
Rekt

>> No.14545866

>>14545741
That's neat.

>> No.14545871

>>14545837
She did it to fuck with you too. Like specifically that woman and her photographer thought: "Hey, you know that guy? The guy who doesn't like staged adverts? We should do one. He knows I don't really like ice cream that much so it's going to really get to him when he sees this."

And then they did it. They took multiple shots, maybe up to 55, but then scanned through all the ones they took and chose the fakest looking one. They laughed as the submitted it, imagining your dumb angry face. It really is too much sometimes.

>> No.14545872

>>14545499
>>14545506
If you press and roll the fruit hard enough to pulp up the insides, maybe. For about one or two spritzes before the tube clogs with pulp.

>> No.14545883

>>14545764
But the best part of an ice cream cone is eating the cone.

>> No.14545888

>>14545872
Just buy low pulp limes idiot

>> No.14545897

>>14545883
You can still eat the cone, it's just more difficult now

>> No.14545912

>>14545706
pfwoar imagine you bollocks in one of those

>> No.14545921

>>14545706
Naomi Nutcracker is the name of my dominatrix

>> No.14545927

>>14545483
>one useful post
>ignored
figures

>> No.14545932

>>14545927
I read it, I just didn't feel the need to respond

>> No.14546686

>>14545692
perfect for all the BBC theyll all enjoy later in life

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>>14545421
>he doesn't serve all of his meals carnival style

>> No.14546705

>>14546702
Do you think the nuggies is havin fun?

>> No.14546712

>>14545577
I stole one of these from my frat house kitchen when I graduated. Fuckin sucks

>> No.14546715

>>14545927
He had good points, but his post was against the spirit of the thread.

>> No.14546720

>>14546705
Absolutely

>> No.14546750

>>14545559
I would argue that dinosaur shaped taco holders are too fun and useful for this thread.

>> No.14546755

>>14545612
Can't I just cut the grapes without the holder?

>> No.14546757

>>14546750
A whole generation of stupid kids are going to grow up nostalgic for getting beaten with that bronto ladle too

>> No.14546776

>>14545555
This is just as retarded as the jug rocker.

>> No.14546780

>>14545439
Audible kek's

>> No.14546807

>>14545456
This is brilliant. It'll stop my long hair from getting in the soup.

t. metal man

>> No.14546875

>>14545428
do americans really?

>> No.14546903
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Useful for every meal :)

>> No.14546905

>>14545497
My favorite part is the serrated knife.

>> No.14546955

>>14546903
How does that even work? Is the butter really warm or something?

>> No.14546998
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>>14545718
For you.

>> No.14547032
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>>14545439
DELETE THIS

>> No.14547054

>>14545559
$56.33!!!!!
fuuuuuuuck no

>> No.14547058
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>>14545439
top bants m8

>> No.14547063

>>14545732
Explain this, futbolfags

>> No.14547067

>>14546955
yes

its for people who are too stupid to realize the pan is also hot

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>>14545439
how dare you

>> No.14547083

>>14546903
wut if u spray dis on yr dicc dady uwuwu

>> No.14547084 [DELETED] 

>>14545872
>>14545888
how about just fucking cutting it in half and squeeze it like half the world does it?
You know what i also hate? how disgusting youtubers put their fingers under the lemon to "hold the seeds" that's fucking retarded, why not just take them out before squeezing? goddamn, it's fucking nasty and smug.

>> No.14547096 [DELETED] 

>>14545612
wouldn't smaller grapes be more dangerous?

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>>14545439

>> No.14547101

>>14545531
Circumcision tool.

>> No.14547110

>>14547096
Think in the age range of 6-months to about a year and a half. They either have no teeth or 2 or 4 teeth and really don't chew that well. Most food is mushed by their gums and swallowed. If it's an oblong shape no big deal, it'll slide down their throat, but a whole grape, or even a grap cut in half will have the same circumference and could get stuck in their tiny throat hole.

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>>14545559
Is the twee dinosaur ladle the final boss of /ck/?

>> No.14547117

>>14545741
Have fun burning the tops and bottoms

>> No.14547195

>>14545630
Why is an androgynous lady-boy obscuring the novelty bowl being sold in this ad?

>> No.14547207
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>>14545421
For me? It's the clam knife, the most essential kitchen gadget. It's basically a letter opener.

>> No.14547229 [DELETED] 

>>14547111
>pastadrainer
>soup spoon
>????

>> No.14547234
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>>14547229
>soup spoon

>> No.14547240 [DELETED] 

>>14547234
>tfw esl

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>>14546776
How else are you supposed to pour a wine bottle larger than 3L when you're a limp-wristed soyboomer?

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>>14547111
>>14547229
Strainer, ladle, and tea infuser, apparently.

>> No.14547269

>>14547067
its impossible to melt butter on a pan better than spraying it onto it

>> No.14547276

>>14547096
I bet you could deepthroat a whole bunch of grapes and pull the stems out in one peace you stupid fucking hippo virgin.

>> No.14547277

>>14547259
>got the boys coming over for a wine sesh
>mfw

>> No.14547283

>>14546903
Honestly that does seem useful for spraying an even coating of butter on popcorn but every other situation why not just use a knife.

>> No.14547285

>>14547283
then you'd have to wash the knife, retard

>> No.14547304

https://www.amazon.com/Animal-Waffle-Maker-Different-Pancakes/dp/B0721CXBWG/ref=sr_1_5?crid=3ER2FYEPES7QO&dchild=1&keywords=car+waffle+maker&qid=1597111543&sprefix=car+waffle+%2Caps%2C202&sr=8-5

https://www.amazon.com/Car-Mini-Waffle-Maker-Automobile/dp/B07N48DKVG/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3ER2FYEPES7QO&dchild=1&keywords=car+waffle+maker&qid=1597111543&sprefix=car+waffle+%2Caps%2C202&sr=8-3


how can you get more based than this (mostly the car one).

>> No.14547314

>>14545646
Looks like something from a Skymall magazine.

>> No.14547320

>>14545718
The Abortionator

>> No.14547360

>>14547195
>being a MadMenlet

>> No.14547364
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>>14547207
It's like a liddle noif

>> No.14547370

>>14547277
>wine sesh
kek

>> No.14547383

>>14545663
fooking hell

>> No.14547386

>>14545764
Jennifer Garner?

>> No.14547387

>>14545421
What the fuck

that hot dog is undercooked

>> No.14547393

>>14545663
This is the future

>> No.14547395

>>14547387
the hotdog cozy can hold uncooked raw dogs or freshly grilled and baked to perfection Hot Dogs.

>> No.14547474

>>14547259
that's just wrong
might as well leave it in the keg with the spigot
would be much easier

>> No.14547491

>>14545718
little kid big bowl big whisk

>> No.14547496

>>14547063
haz deport

>> No.14547519

>>14545741
why is toast in jail?

>> No.14547543

>>14547519
Prostitoastion

>> No.14547603
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>>14547259
whip out this bad boy

>> No.14547605

>>14545439
Fuggin kek

>> No.14547608

>>14547603
BASED

>> No.14547620 [DELETED] 

>>14547603

decoration is cringe

>> No.14547628

>>14547620
its only deco if you chose it to be

>> No.14547652

>>14547620
Deco is based, fuck your non-personality

>> No.14547653
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>jack sees a plate of chicken breast

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Egg pooper is always handy

>> No.14547677

>>14545439
Put me in the reddit screencap

>> No.14547682

>>14545474
Good for the elderly and those in a wheelchair

>> No.14547717

>>14547314
I miss skymall, I remember being a young child looking at all the useless shit during boring domestic southwest flights. I think it’s still around they just don’t put the catalogs in every seat back anymore

>> No.14547735

>>14545439
GOTT 'EM

>> No.14547747

>>14545718
Dinotendies is that you?

>> No.14547767

>>14545718
this looks exactly like dinotendies kitchen

>> No.14547784

>>14547668
>the top is uneven cooked
>the middle park breaks unless grabbed (like a turd)
>the bottom is overly cooked
DO AMERIANS REALLY

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>>14545725
>lissen if the knife aint sharp you gotta have one of these suckers and just slam it through, no questions asked

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>>14545439
>mfw

>> No.14548161

>>14547653
Thats a sweet bottle opener man.

>> No.14548224

>>14547110
Plz stop posting about infant throat holes.
This is a blue board.

>> No.14548258

>>14545439
STRAIGHT DROP

>> No.14548263

>>14546755
>>14546755
Or don’t give babies fuckin grapes

>> No.14548278

>>14545439
GOTEM

>> No.14548288

>>14547519
the burnt ones stay there the longest

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>>14545439
ladies and gentlemen, we got him

>> No.14548392

>>14545683
>"wireless" stovetop cooking

lel

>> No.14548409

>>14548392
Shotposters have made a /ck/ product

>> No.14548425

>>14545761
Shocker a fatass on /ck/ would stuff his maw with sweet bread

>> No.14548428

>>14545421
sleep tight, dogger

>> No.14548430

>>14547267
>Mamma, Nessie, and Baby
What no father at home?

>> No.14548443

>>14545421
This image makes me uncomfortable

>> No.14548507

>>14545439
joj thanks anon

>> No.14548571

>>14545569
We got two of them!

>> No.14548575

>>14548428
So this is what they meant when they posted the "Sleeping Dogs" recipe

>> No.14548605

>>14545488
S O U L

>> No.14549080

>>14545439
oh no

>> No.14549089

>>14545435
>>14545421
Buying one now

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>>14545439

>> No.14549100

>>14545439
oof

>> No.14549101

>>14545421
okay this thread is the closer to what I wanted

Do you guys know if an induction hotplate is any good?
I can get one very cheap but I dunno

>> No.14549111

>>14549101
if you don't have a stovetop, any hotplate you get is a life saver. go for it.
if you want reasons for getting it over a gas burner, only one i have is that you'll need to be constantly buying and refilling gas bottles

>> No.14549114

>>14545421
Hot dogs are gadgets?

>> No.14549170

>>14547543
heh

>> No.14549177

>>14549111
Are they efficient in the electricty or have I been memed?

>> No.14549180

>>14546702
Carnival style!

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>>14545439
Beautiful champ

>> No.14549274

>>14547207
Eat oysters more. There's a whole technique to it, and fresh they're so yummy.

>> No.14549342

>>14545718
*Abortion joke

>> No.14549407
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14549407

This bad boy right here.
Fucking boiling a bunch of water for some fucking potatoes.
More potassium than weak yellow bananas.
Potatoes are the straight man's meal because, no matter how hard you try ,they won't fit in your ass like a banana.

>> No.14549433

>>14549407
Someone got me one of these.... they work ok.

>> No.14549442

>no talking bottle opener
come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0CfaxOySLE

>> No.14549445

>>14549407
>they won't fit in your ass like a banana.
the internet has shown me the opposite

>> No.14549456

>>14545509
these would be cool if they weren't slow

>> No.14549686

>>14545719
The Amazon reviews are comedy gold.

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>>14545439
Put me in the screencap

>> No.14550146

>>14548288
KEK

underated

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>>14547259
That looks like a mathusalem (6l)

>> No.14550347

>>14545439
absolutely fucking destroyed

>> No.14550355

>>14545483
>>14545927
God your dumb

>> No.14550433

>>14550125
Maybe if it were actually funny.

>> No.14550517

>>14545871
>>14545837

And the worst thing about all this? It's not even real ice cream she's licking.

>> No.14550570

>>14545431
Yeah clearly with your mouth, you don't need another one.

>> No.14550608

>>14547603
>americans buy this just to fill up with cheeseballs while watching gorillas in tights hug each other
Do Americans really...?

>> No.14551554

>>14545439
I feel like a bullet just flew by my ear. it's my first time on /ck/ and I feel like I just entered a dangerous neighborhood.

>> No.14551596

damn I came here specifically for this kinda thread but it turns out it's a meme thread.

Can anyone suggest me a cheap kitchen scale off of Amazon? I'm trying to bake a carrot cake.

>> No.14551626

>>14546903
Hmm rancid butter

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>>14546686

>> No.14551669

>>14549407
I buy long potatoes tho

>> No.14551697

>>14550517
What is it?

>> No.14551803
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>> No.14551816

>>14551803
>oh no! my banana! ive bruised my banana! its literally inedible now

>> No.14551845

>>14551816
nigga I ain't eating that shit.

>> No.14551963
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>>14545712
can you cut me a slice to go?

>> No.14551976

>>14545646
air hockey paddle? but why?

>> No.14552018

>>14551963
finally some good fucking fashion

>> No.14552026
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>>14551976

>> No.14552142
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whip this out if you want to be subtle

>> No.14553631

>>14546807
just put your hair behind your shoulders.............

>> No.14553636

>>14550341
holy shit

>> No.14553640

>>14545483
mandolins scare the shit out of me

>> No.14553654

>>14545541
it's for keeping your hair out of your soup

>> No.14553655

>>14547393
it really does seem like something from the jetsons.

>> No.14553661

>>14547603
Haha finally a wine glass big enough for me haha

>> No.14553667

>>14551697
either play dough or just a piece of foam or something, notice how it isn't melted even a tiny bit anywhere.
it's just a prop.

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>>14545439

>> No.14553681

>>14547269
>>14547067
it seems like it would be great for popcorn
spray and mix a few times and wala
how else are you supposed to butter popcorn.

>> No.14553691

>>14547784
you're supposed to stick a chop stick or shishkabab stick in the middle before you cook it, so it comes out on a stick.

>> No.14553710
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>>14545439

>> No.14553722

>>14545559
>$56.33
aw, man

>> No.14553746

>>14545718
Big menu for big people
>we tip with a rip!

>> No.14553766

>>14545499
I've seen a japanese fruit juice product but it has some kind of macerator you put in and crank to grind up the inside of the fruit then you can drink the juice straight from it

>> No.14553769

>>14548430
he went out for smokes

>> No.14553771

>>14546875
Every fucking day and there's nothing you can do to stop us. Except, I guess, developing a pizza dough that crisps properly on the bottom, that would probably fix it a little.

>> No.14553774

>>14546712
they work okay on people though

>> No.14553782

>>14547603
>good for parties

>> No.14553785

>>14547653
I miss gameshark. why doesn't anything come with cheats anymore

>> No.14553786

>>14547784
Armenians don't do much of anything since the genocide, anon. What a horribly insensitive jest.

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>>14552142

>> No.14553796

>>14553785
boy that shark aint playin no games

>> No.14553893

>>14551697
ice cream = mashed potatoes
pancake syrup = motor oil
milk = glue

Commercial food photography is wild.

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>>14545421

>>14553787
lol

>> No.14553924

>>14553785
Gameshark would interfere with a game's code to introduce cheats that were not programmed into the game. Your post consists of two unrelated sentences.

>> No.14553930

>>14553661
That reminds me of my aunt she has a wine glass the size of a full wine bottle and on it is written finally a wine glass big enough for me lmfao

>> No.14554147

>>14553918
I actually have one of those. It's pretty nice for the three or four times a year when we actually make french fries, but most of the time it sits on a shelf in the garage gathering dust

>> No.14554380

>>14545483
>salad spinner
this improved my salads 200%
the dressing doesn't stick the same to veggies if they're wet

>> No.14554407

>>14547543
you son of a bitch

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>>14545497
>hmm

>> No.14554582

>>14545646
Something ominous is about to happen. It... bodes.

>> No.14554584

>>14545732
Fuq dat noise, hurts like hell when kickt

>> No.14554842

>>14545570
Grapes have gotten huge in the last 20 years. I miss watermelon with the seeds.

>> No.14554848
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Not good at slicing onions. This cheap gadget will help you get those even nicely cuts.

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>>14554147
The sideways ones with levers that have interchangeable blades seem more logical for a home cook. That thing looked like it was some industrial grade shit for a food truck or something. Takes up a huge amount of space.

>> No.14554884

>>14554876
I just have a mandolin with a slap lid that does the same thing while taking up a tenth of the space

>> No.14554889

>>14554848
Nigga that's an afro pick.

>> No.14554896

>>14554848
Actually bought a high quality one of these. I use it for lots of stuff.
>cut tomatoes, onions, fruits, hard boiled eggs
>help shred pork, chicken
>coarse strainer (works for things like removing ground beef from the pan full of fat)

One of these legitimately replaced 2-3 larger gadgets. And it was $5.99.

>> No.14554902

>>14554884
Is it a metal mandolin? We've done sweet potato fries a few times and those fuckers bend the shit out of my plastic mandolin with fry cutter. These metal levered ones are easier and way more sturdy if you do fries often enough to care.

>> No.14554908

>>14554902
*mandoline

>> No.14554919

>>14554908
>he doesn't use his instruments to tell tall tales and cut fries at the same time

>> No.14554959

>>14545483
>mandolin
the instrument?

>> No.14555065

>>14547668
Honestly, I fucking hate Americans, they have no soul

>> No.14555167

>>14545441
Fucking pussy ass bitch get fucked ya queer

>> No.14555177

>>14555065
Enjoy your boiled potatoes and boiled meat.

>> No.14555179

>>14553782
Nah it's still not big enough to put a stripper in it.

>> No.14555181

>>14545764
God forbid you have to manually turn the cone yourself

>> No.14555272

>>14553785
Don't want to interfere with achievements. Fuck having fun and shit.

>> No.14555300
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ice cream scoops are unironically fucking worthless. are your spoons so cheap that ice cream makes them bend or something?

>> No.14555304

>>14553640
Dude same.

>> No.14555307

>>14545456
Reminds me of that shower cap thing from flcl, supposed to keep shampoo or soap out of your eyes

>> No.14555320

>>14545706
I had a gf who was named Naomi and she wanted to dominate me, so this is nostalgic

>> No.14555341

>>14553918
They use these at papa johns to dice tomatoes

>> No.14555548

>>14555179
I was thinking car keys

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>>14545439
straight to the shadow realm

>> No.14555565
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>>14555065
Someone's obsessed.

>> No.14555568

>>14555300
poor bait

>> No.14555592

>>14547677
>>14550125
>>14545439
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/08/food-blog-lxxxiv.html

>> No.14555621
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>>14545439
lel

>> No.14555843

>>14545439
My sister died in high school.

>> No.14555847

>>14545439
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14555857
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These are so helpful. Just don't be a dumbfuck like me, get one made of metal for easier cleaning.
I got one in wood and it's a nightmare.

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>>14545912
>pfwoar
Rob fucks sake, go to bed already.

>> No.14556384

>>14545467
RIGHTLY ILLEGAL ERE, BY DECREE OF ER MAJESTY. YOU AVE YOUR POSTIN LICENSE BRUV? ALROIGHT DEN, ALLAH SAVE THA QUEEN

>> No.14557677

Do you guys really have these items? I see one MAYBE two useful gadgets. Is it just me?

>> No.14557686

>>14547603
>doctor says i'm only allowed to drink one glass of wine per day
>mfw this glass

>> No.14557706

>>14548430
>not realizing they're all colored
Dad ran off long ago.

>> No.14557714

>>14549407
>no matter how hard you try ,they won't fit in your ass like a banana.
That sounds like a challenge. Heck, Hotkinkyjo or Dirty Garden Girl could probably fit at least one baking potato so it can't be that difficult.

>> No.14557725

>>14545663
Gayer than a dude with four clocks in his mouth.

>> No.14557763

>>14555179
Midget stripper.
Checkmate atheists.

>> No.14557788

>>14555857
That one is clearly made of cardboard and cardboard fingerboxes are shit. Get yourself a stainless steel one. The doubleholed deluxes ones with neoprene grips are the bees knees.

>> No.14557877

>>14545630
were .22lr rifles some kind of basic unit of value back in the day?

>> No.14557907

>>14555857
DO NOT PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE BOX

>> No.14557960

>>14557907
Why would you even think of doing that? It's a FINGERbox, not a PENISbox. Tenga makes some pretty good penisboxes though.

>> No.14558084

>>14555857
glass or ceramic are also nice but be careful not to drop them

>> No.14558092

wow, this thread is still up

>> No.14558132

>>14549686
hhahaha holy shit

>> No.14558376

>>14548131
happy corn scraper

>> No.14558439

>>14553691
Like a turd

>> No.14558460

>>14545421
Frying pan
Pot
Wisk
Rubber spatula
Measuring cup
Colonder
Block Grater
Bowls
Plates
Prep and storage containers
Knives, forks and spoon

A sani wet towel
A dry towel

>> No.14558569

>>14545577
i could only ever see myself using these to beat someone up

>> No.14558640

>>14548430
arrested for domestic violence

>> No.14558765

>>14548605
hahahaha

>> No.14558788

>>14545474
Finally a convenient and easy way to pour my recommended Daily amount of soy!

>> No.14558917

>>14553930
She sounds cool

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>>14553787

>> No.14559115

>>14554380
So don't wet them.

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>>14555857
>what's in the box?
>Pain.

>> No.14559440

>>14551697
My cock :)

>> No.14559507

>>14557706
HA

>> No.14559734

>>14553631
He said he's a metalhead, which means he will obviously be headbanging while eating his soup.

>> No.14559924

>>14545439
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.14559941

>>14551803
why does it look exactly like a condom

>> No.14560003

>>14547320
One late kek for (you)

>> No.14560047
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>>14545439
Fucking rekt. And you'd need one if your alternative was Rafi style

>> No.14560052

>>14545577
>check local laws before purchasing

>> No.14560190

>>14558944
>my face
>my soul

>> No.14560548

>>14555843
based and sister-pilled

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>>14545421

>> No.14560913

>>14555857
what are these for?

>> No.14560933

Are these all for people without disability?

>> No.14560984

>>14553930
>the cool wine aunt

>> No.14561004

>>14560913
It's a fingerbox. If the name doesn't clue you in, you'll never get it.

>> No.14562213

>>14545439
>14545439
exquisite

>> No.14562237

>>14560913
you put your finger in them

>> No.14562896

>>14548097
god damn this girl has such nice fuckin' tits

>> No.14563645

>>14545431
So you can take it with you on the go

>> No.14563774

>>14551816
this but unironically

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>>14545439
jesus christ anon

>> No.14563888

>>14559734
>>14546807
Fags.

>> No.14563893

>>14549456
You try letting your nose drip at a faster rate, Mr. Perfect.

Yeah. That's what I thought.

>> No.14564125

>>14547668
>Yes, I do have a scat fetish. How could you tell?

>> No.14564152

>307 replies
>164 unique IPs

cringe samefag, i bet youll post yourself on reddit. kys.

>> No.14564154

>>14545630
ca-
liber bolt action rifle.

>> No.14564424

>>14560913
Lurk more

>> No.14565331

>>14547668
god that's hot

>> No.14565468

>>14545421
A pointy rock to bash open cans without the pull tabs

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>>14545439