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[Anonymous No.14541649]

[Anonymous No.14541651]

>>14541649
Woah! Goosebumps..

[Anonymous No.14541652]

>>14541649
duh

[Anonymous No.14541660]

God, I wish it was still 2014.

[Anonymous No.14541946]

>>14541649
yeah but the chad move is to compare on pizza area divided by the cost so you can find the best value

[Anonymous No.14541956]

>>14541649
no wonder the deals are always 2 mediums...

[Anonymous No.14541967]

I remember telling it to my classmates in 7th grade. Bitches did not believe me, so i had to calculate it for them on a piece of tissue.
And kids still cry that math is useless

[Anonymous No.14542008]

>>14541649
did you just learn this in 6th grade geometry?

[Anonymous No.14542185]

no, 12 x 2 is 24 which is > 18.

[Anonymous No.14542196]

>>14541649
what happens when you deduct the crust?

[Anonymous No.14542199]

>>14541649
THATS NOTTA PIZZA! THATTSA CASSEROLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14542203]

>God, I wish it was still 2014.

[Anonymous No.14542218]

>>14541649
you must be retarded if you can't square the radius. you don't even need pi to make the comparison. it's not "counterintuitive" it's circles. you should have learned how circles work ages ago

>>14541956
no wonder what? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.14542234]

>>14542203
2016 was the best year.

[Anonymous No.14542244]

>>14541649
How the fuck is this counterintuitive? Obviously a circle has less area than a square with the same width

[Anonymous No.14542302]

>>14542244
huh?

[Anonymous No.14542499]

>>14542203
30 yr old boomer here. 2014 was a rather good year. Felt like a series finale in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.14542503]

>>14542218
I mean, it really only works for smaller pies

If you get 2 larges for the same price as an extra large, it's a better deal

1 18 inch < 2 16 inches

[Anonymous No.14542507]

But the two 12" have more circumference and therefore crust.

[Anonymous No.14542576]

>>14542196
If only there were some middle school math to calculate that too...

There's ~75 inches of crust on the 2 12 inch pizzas, and only ~57 inches of crust on the 18 inch.

[Anonymous No.14542608]

Who fuckimg cares lol you dont always want one giant gay pizza

[Anonymous No.14542614]

>>14542608
I always make big rectangle pizza on a baking tray to maximize the size for my oven.

[Anonymous No.14542633]

>>14541649
Mathlet here, is he failing to account for mass?

[Anonymous No.14542642]

>>14542633
Unless the 18 inch is thinner than the 12 inch, the one with larger area would have more mass

[Anonymous No.14542643]

>>14542234
retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.14542715]

>>14542576
how about the width of the crust?

[Anonymous No.14542735]

>>14542633
if we assume all pizzas are made with similar ingredients then it doesnt really matter

[Anonymous No.14542776]

>>14542576
57*9 > 75*6

[Anonymous No.14542785]

>>14541649
holy fuck where do you get an 18'' pizza? i work at papa johns and our xl is 16 and it's too big

[Anonymous No.14542803]

>>14541649
Two pizzas are still better and practically more fulfilling, at least psychologically.

When eating, we aren't thinking about shit like this. We see two pizzas at 8 slices each and in our minds it must be more filling than 8 slices of a bigger pizza. Plus, let's say you are just one guy, you may be able to eat one whole pizza by yourself, but you would probably stop there and not touch the second pizza and save it for tomorrow. Thus the two pizzas provided you two days of food, whereas the one big pizza only lasted you one day.

[Anonymous No.14543331]

>>14541649
More pizza squared

[Anonymous No.14543341]

>>14542803
Literally braindead.
Probably black too.

[Anonymous No.14543353]

>>14541946
this

[Anonymous No.14543379]

>>14542218
u sound like a pretendtous doush bag whose full of urself

[Anonymous No.14543394]

it's fucking insane to me when i'm getting pizza with someone and they're like "uh i don't want those toppings i just want like pepperoni so we'll just order 2 mediums instead"
and i have to calculate the fucking area of the pizza to show that they're paying like twice the money to get 2 mediums instead of a single half-and-half large, for the same area.

[Anonymous No.14543401]

>>14542503
>If you get 2 larges for the same price as an extra large
find me a single menu where you get more square footage of pizza per dollar with two "smaller pizzas" instead of one larger one.

[Anonymous No.14543410]

>>14542507
there's more pizza, dumbass. there's less area of crust per area of pizza on a larger pizza. the circumference grows linearly with radius, but area grows exponentially. the crust:non-crust ratio on a small pizza is higher than on a bigger pizza, because the crust width doesn't change but the depth of a slice does.

[Anonymous No.14543437]

>>14543401
as other dude was saying, dominos 2 medium 2 topping deal. you can't get as much pizza per dollar with any large 2 topping deal.

[Anonymous No.14543440]

>>14543379
you sound like you can't do basic math

[Anonymous No.14543464]

>>14541649
Yea but you're all forgetting that basic ingredients are cheap, the meat is where they lose their money. And two medium two topping pizzas will have more toppings than 1 large 3 topping pizza

[Anonymous No.14543513]

>>14543437
you can because i just did it.
pretty close, but 19.2 in^2/dollar or 18.9 in^2/dollar for large and 2 mediums, respectively.

[Anonymous No.14543525]

>>14542803
just shut the fuck up man

[Anonymous No.14543545]

>>14543513
it's a thousand calories more for the mediums. 50% more food.

[Anonymous No.14543615]

>>14543545
you're right about that, the calorie numbers do not add up. i wonder why the extra large is half as calorically dense for the same area of pizza. i would assume its a rounding issue. maybe crust has the bulk of calories with the butter coating?

[Anonymous No.14543620]

>>14543545
>>14543615
im retarded you tricked me. the fucking large costs less than two mediums. of course there are fewer calories. the calories per dollar are almost identical and the large is 8$ vs 12$ for two mediums. of course the mediums have more calories.

[Anonymous No.14543731]

Do Americans really have 18 inch pizzas?

[Anonymous No.14543741]

>>14543731
Yep, to match our 18 inch dicks.

Seethe

[Anonymous No.14543759]

>>14543741
Also those are black dicks and we're gay, not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.14543768]

>>14542803
I always order just a single slice, that way I can never get fat.

[Anonymous No.14543867]

THIS IS THE POWER OF MATH PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.14544587]

So dominoes has been playing me, what about the other items on the 5.99 menu?

[Anonymous No.14544792]

>>14541660
what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.14544806]

>>14541649
This photo is not to scale and there is no way two twelves is less than one 18. Just use your common senses people. This is a stupid meme

[Anonymous No.14544836]

>>14542715
It's not that complicated. Just measure the width of the crust, subtract it from the total diameter to get the diameter of the cheesy inner circle.
Don't forget that there two crusts, so if the crust is 0.5 inches, the inner circles would be 17 and 11 respectively.
Then, you just find that area and subtract from the total area.

[Anonymous No.14544864]

>>14544836
i make my own pizza so i cant

[Anonymous No.14546428]

>>14541649
This is obvious, but what's more interesting is if you can think of situations where 2 pizzas are better than a bigger one. Feeding 16 people since generally pizza is never cut 16 ways.