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Peak midwest

>> No.14540421

>>14540409
We can see you're reflection, OP. Nice glasses, fag.

>> No.14540459

>>14540409
what's in it, looks hearty, tasty and healthy

>> No.14540483

>>14540409
I believe it, but where in the midwest? this wouldn't fly in missouri?

>> No.14540508

>>14540483
iowa

>> No.14540513
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14540513

>>14540508
if Iowa fell of the map we would only notice because some corn would be missing.

>> No.14540526

>>14540459
beans and diarrhea

>> No.14540538 [DELETED] 

sloppa

>> No.14540553

>>14540409
looks too runny
the kind of shit where they skimp out on everything except noodles but still sell it for 4.99$ a pound
basically sloppashit without the taste

>> No.14540562

>>14540409
peak midwest is Tuna casserole
made with canned tuna, canned Cream of mushroom soup, cream of celery soup, Gemelli noodels. forzen peas, and grated cheese all backed in the oven

>> No.14540572

>>14540562
Tuna Helper is pretty great too

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14540608

/dotheyreally/-general?
Ps: yes they really do

>> No.14540648

>>14540562
and it is absolutely comfy comfort food

>> No.14540677

>>14540562
But is it in a deep dish?

>> No.14540682

>>14540677
of course

>> No.14540688

>>14540409
>people unironically pay $5/lb for that sloppa shit
Midwesterners are not even human.

>> No.14540691

>>14540608
i hope that coronavirus finally kills this shit. anyone who looks at a vat of soggy pasta that's been sitting at room temperature for hours and considers it to be even remotely edible shouldn't be able to reproduce

>> No.14540690

>>14540682
Is the chef high on speed?

>> No.14540693

>>14540690
it's the midwest so ether that or made by your mom that loves you

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14540695

>i hope that coronavirus finally kills this shit. anyone who looks at a vat of soggy pasta that's been sitting at room temperature for hours and considers it to be even remotely edible shouldn't be able to reproduce

>> No.14540698

>>14540682
>>14540693
Perfect

>> No.14540712

>>14540483
Missouri is the south, not the midwest

>> No.14540716

Wait, the rest of the country doesn't have grocery store deli counters with various salads?

>> No.14540815
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14540815

Do you participate in a CSA? How do you like it? What's the worst thing you've ever gotten?

>> No.14541181

>>14540716
Nope. For some reason they think we are brain dead morons but don't realize we live in places where most of the USA's agricultural products come from and we happen to be good cooks because you can get a lot of stuff here fresh (except fish unless it's catfish). I'm glad people don't want to move to the Midwest and drive up prices because they want to make it like Cali or NY. they can all fuck off we're full

>> No.14541237

>>14540691
Me too.

>> No.14541245

>>14541181
>make it like Cali or NY.
You mean a place with good culture and opportunities? Sounds scary.

>> No.14541247

>>14540409
Do amerifats really?

>> No.14541257

>>14540608
I wanna bathe in there

>> No.14541339

>>14541245
Please keep thinking that and stay away.

>> No.14541397

>>14541339
>t. inferior and proud.

>> No.14541458

>>14541397
Sure thing chief. Just stay wherever you are.

>> No.14541564

>>14540712
Google Mason Dixon line

>> No.14541581

>>14541257
Imagine the smell

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14541626

>>14540513
Not all of us are obese, stupid, and bad cooks..
Please be gentle

>> No.14541671

>>14540513
Take that back or I'll make you some tea and invite you to chat politely about why you are wrong and then we can make a porchfire and burn leaves while we smoke cigars and I scold you in jest and we part as good friends

>> No.14541686

>>14540691
>room temperature
it's in a chiller. you may be surprised to learn that even in backwoods hillbilly flyover country the inbred hicks have learned about germ theory and refrigeration

>> No.14541689

>>14540608
more like loseco

>> No.14541720

>>14541181
You do realize california grows the most market fresh vegetables in the US, right?
> they think we are brain dead morons
gee I wonder why

>> No.14541749

>>14540513
They also make a lot of pork; bacon prices would go up.

>> No.14541774

>>14540409
Is that Hy-Vee? I recognize that sign

>> No.14541896

>>14541626
don't be a bitch just call him a faggot and move on

>> No.14543167

>>14540815
it's 3 weeks of things you are interested in, and 2.5 months of different kinds of squash

>> No.14543172

>>14540421
how come I can't see it

>> No.14543173

>>14541774
I really like Hy-Vee.

>> No.14544464

>>14540562
my mom makes the best tuna casserole on the face of the planet
>canned tuna
>canned cream of mushroom
>frozen peas and carrots
>egg noodles
>hard boiled eggs
>all layered together
>then topped with shredded cheese
>and lays potato chips

>> No.14545513

>>14540409
>>14540608
Iowa born and raised here, I have never once eaten that slop in my life and I never plan to.