/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14540088]

What's the biggest mess you've made while cooking?

[Anonymous No.14540111]

Oof, saved.

[Anonymous No.14540126]

Why is my pp big?

[Anonymous No.14540138]

>>14540088
Was cooking eggs while drunk and thought I was cracking them on a pan. It was actually the stove and I turned it on and just created a mess of stick burnt eggs on my stove. I realized it, turned the stove off and collapsed on my couch.

[Anonymous No.14540141]

>>14540088
>>14540111
that girl is like 11 years old you degenerates.
Get help.

[Anonymous No.14540142]

>>14540088
Every now and then I'll drop a glass or bowl when I'm super tired in the morning, and be standing in the middle of the shards of glass all alone wishing I had shoes on. I've rolled and shimmy'd across countertops like a snake after carefully moving items to avoid cutting myself on my way to another room to get a broom and dustpan.

This one time (as a child), after seeing them for sale in the store, I cooked my first "roasted chestnuts" like the Burl Ives Christmas song. Well, I simply didn't know to pierce them with the "X" before going into oven...and they blew up like white dusty baked potato, coated the entire oven in a few mm of powder that proceded to catch fire like sawdust. I had stepped outside to pick up the mail, and came back into the house with loud sounds of a machine gun firing rounds, and opened the oven to a mess only equivalent to someone using an entire fire extinguisher.

[Anonymous No.14540153]

>>14540111
>>14540126
You guys have mental problems from being mistreated probably by a single mom

[Anonymous No.14540173]

>>14540153
>>14540141
>Doesn't like little girls.

What are you? A flaming lala homo man?

[Anonymous No.14540177]

>>14540111
>>14540126
Day of the rope comes soon.

[Anonymous No.14540178]

>>14540111
>>14540126
Begone Epstein thots

[Anonymous No.14540184]

>>14540138
i laughed

[Anonymous No.14540186]

>>14540141
>Hebe girl
That's peak human attractiveness

[Anonymous No.14540196]

>>14540173
Were you or were you not , raised by a single mom

[Anonymous No.14540197]

>>14540126
>>14540111
>>14540088
reported to FBI unironically

[Anonymous No.14540203]

Once I accidentally started a carton of eggs on fire.

[Anonymous No.14540205]

>>14540203
How did you manage that, lad?

[Anonymous No.14540208]

>>14540203

[Anonymous No.14540224]

Admiration of cunny is mandatory site-wide.

No if, ands, or but(t)s!

[Anonymous No.14540225]

>>14540173
Take this. Use it well.
I got a Callie Briggs version too.

>>14540205
>get home with loads of groceries
>park eggs on stove
>turn around
>accidently flick switch with lardass
>???
>profit!
Just a guess.

[Anonymous No.14540227]

>>14540205
I had them on the stove to crack some eggs into something i was making. Got a phone call and stepped away for 30 seconds and left the eggs too close to the burner. Came back into the room and saw a big egg carton fire on top of my stove.

[Anonymous No.14540243]

>>14540225
>I got a Callie Briggs version

Post it.

[Anonymous No.14540245]

>>14540225
Please post the Briggs version.

[Anonymous No.14540247]

>>14540141
She has prominent sexual markers, looks 18 to me. Besides, some girls are emotionally mature for their age, while a 30 year old can be like a child.

[Anonymous No.14540263]

>>14540243
>>14540245

[Heaven No.14540264]

>>14540088
Fucking hot. If only she swallowed instead.

[Anonymous No.14540269]

>>14540263
Nice.

[Anonymous No.14540305]

>>14540264
>Trying too hard

[Heaven No.14540325]

>>14540305
Thanks for the (You) faggot. You get one as well. Now kys

[Anonymous No.14540337]

>>14540325
>Being mad

[Anonymous No.14540384]

>tfw costanza folder is too big to screenshot in one go

[Anonymous No.14540406]

>>14540384
Upload it.

[Anonymous No.14540425]

>>14540406
I can rar it and put it on sendspace if you want, but before I bother doing that then ask yourself if you really want to open a rar from some random guy you met on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.14540461]

>>14540406
Fuck it. I forgot I actually have good internet now, as opposed to last time I shared a folder.
Please do scan it first, especially if you're not too much of a newfag to recognize that cat.

Some of them are pretty shitty. They're from a collection I stumbled on recently and I'm still on the fence on wether I should keep them or not.

costanzacolletion.rar
https://www.sendspace.com/file/iy5bji

[Anonymous No.14540489]

>>14540461
Incredible.

[Anonymous No.14540496]

>>14540425
To go through the effort it takes to enter captcha just to post the words, "Upload it." you should know that the answer to that question will always, unequivocally, be yes.

>>14540461
Much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.14540700]

>>14540088
Why would someone record and upload this

[Anonymous No.14540705]

>>14540197
Usually I hate the feds but this is based I hope they get these sick fucks.

[Anonymous No.14540739]

>>14540196
pls answer this

[Anonymous No.14540745]

spilled boiling water on my abdomen while making kraft dinner

[Anonymous No.14540844]

>>14540700
kids know how to use youtube too.
like one of the most dream careers for most kids is to be a youtube star

[Anonymous No.14540870]

>>14540844
Shadman even illustrated that during the Logan Paul debacle.

[Anonymous No.14540922]

>>14540111
>>14540126
The research squad has arrived

[Anonymous No.14540929]

Got drunk, started making pasta, fell asleep.

Wook up and the water had boiled off, the pasta was on fire and the smoke alarm was going off while I choked on what I recall as burning plastic

[Anonymous No.14540943]

>>14540705
>>14540197
>thinks people will be arrested for thought crime
Based retards.

[Anonymous No.14540946]

I saw some gif online about making chocolate bowls by dipping balloons in chocolate.

Chocolate was too hot and popped the balloon, coating my whole kitchen countertop, backsplash and stove

[Anonymous No.14540975]

Got pissed off and threw eggs at the cupboard and let it drip onto the frying pan. Mom thwacked me with a wooden spoon when I forgot to clean up

[Anonymous No.14541002]

Burned some popcorn after friend negligently discharged a firearm.

[Anonymous No.14541004]

>>14540946
>Falling for Troom Troom tier "lifehacks"
Lmao

[Anonymons No.14542215]

>>14540153
you cant BURN spaghetti....

maybe overcook, but burn?

or is that the joke? she burnt something you cant burn?

[Anonymous No.14542232]

>>14540088
I had a giant bowl of homemade tomato sauce ready to be canned and my cat knocked the bowl to the floor. It was on the ceiling and walls and everywhere. I moved two years later and was still finding hidden splats of dried tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.14542242]

>>14540138
I've passed out while cooking hash browns and left the stove on until they ruin the pan and turn black. Then I had to scrape it off and it ruined the pan. This hasn't happened since I bought cast iron though.

[Anonymous No.14542248]

>>14542232
I'm watching top gear on my second monitor and only realized at the end of your post that I read it in clarksons voice

[Anonymous No.14542262]

>>14542215
A. You burn the sauce you colossal moron

B. Pic related

[Anonymous No.14542275]

>>14540177
...And THAT'S what you GET for Roasting a Luck dragon...