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After moistening your pheasant in your partially alcoholic goji berry and bisporigera oil extract, but before exposing your bird to UV and infrared radiation in your attic for 3 days, you should probably rub in your favorite mix of herbs and spices in a crust of 14 rare earth metals inside a tinfoil to ensure the right frequency for the tesla coil. Now preheat the laser penetrator to get a nice burn on the inside of your pheasant, this is optional but necessary as it will acclimate your specific exotic bird with the harsh environment of your hydrogen plasma reactor. Last but not least, don't forget to enjoy your dinner!

>> No.14537911

>t-thanks chef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ejpw6k32Gs

>> No.14537955
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14537955

Why I radiate and UV blast my attic, and not my pheasant.

>> No.14537977

>>14537955
who dat?

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>>14537977

>> No.14538008

>>14537995
Seems like a good idea to me

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14538284

>optional but necessary

>> No.14538913

>>14537955
kek

>> No.14539430

>>14538913
I think I ordered this in a restaurant in Beirut the other day.