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I'm too far down the Jack rabbit hole, his recipes are starting to look somewhat appetizing when I'm tired and I feel defensive when I hear people mocking him.

That being said time for a Ja/ck/ thread

>> No.14535764

Jack has skimmed like 98% of the recipes off mommy blogs online and the other 2% from his morbidly obese friends. It's not really that crazy some of the stuff will look alright.

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>>14535758

>> No.14535773

>>14535758
RIP Jack, you tried.

>> No.14535777

>>14535758
>jack's cooking
>appetizing

>> No.14535785

>>14535777
I don't know what it is, I think I've watched so much I'm getting brainwashed.

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>>14535777
Nice trips

>> No.14535802

>>14535785
Watch his lazy man's omelette video

>> No.14535825

>>14535771
>when the gravy is every bit as gelatinous as tammy's forearms

I need some of Tam's nudes, bros.

>> No.14535834

>>14535802
I've seen that one, wouldn't the boiling water make the plastic release toxic shit into the eggs?

>> No.14535849

>>14535758
Jack will forever be the kind of /ck/

>> No.14535850
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>>14535758
A classic

>> No.14535852

>>14535834
Probably. But what do you expect from ja/ck/

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>>14535825
>tfw you finally get a peek of tam's juice spilling goozer

>> No.14535870
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>>14535758
I wonder if Aunt Myrna is proud of her nephew

>> No.14535889

>he's in a wheelchair now?
alright what did he do this time

>> No.14536020

jack's cooking disrupts the simulation we are in and the strokes were warnings by the admins to delete his channel and to cease redpilling us. thats why sheeps will deny the movement and call his cooking shit.
based jack.

>> No.14536041

>>14535889
more like what he didnt do, he literally just sits on the couch watching TV all day stealing recipe ideas from soup commercials since the second stroke, didnt even try physical therapy, forces his wife and son to do everything

>> No.14536047

Are there any documentaries about Jack?

>> No.14536054

>>14536047
there was a smaller youtube drama guy a few years ago that dedicated like half a video to him, i might DM the right opinion or someone else about jack now that you mention it, it would be a comfy watch

>> No.14536063
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>>14535850
I remember the first time I saw this clip I thought he was using broken hair clips.

>> No.14536064

>>14536047
Jack on the Go

>> No.14536110

>>14535889
He fucked up both his achilles tendons by walking half of a 5k

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>>14535758
He's not strong enough

>> No.14536127

jacks sons gf in the butterbeer episode was cute

>> No.14536132

>>14536110
His body is literally declaring mutiny on him. It's only a matter of time at this point.

>> No.14536140

>>14536115
For fuck's sake Jack
Do you really not understand what a bottle opener is for?

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>>14535758

>> No.14536155
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>>14535758
I think the greatest irony is that his "garbage stew" is probably one of his more palatable recipes. I say "palatable" very generously.

>> No.14536158

What's his hot sauce taste like

>> No.14536162

>>14535850
WHY does he love raw meat so much??

>> No.14536166

>>14536155
looks like the type of sloppa you take a bite of and compliment it, claim you werent hungry, and when they give it to you to take home to take it to the BIN BITCH

>> No.14536170

>channel dying
>selling business
>lifeless arm
lmao couldn't happen to a less talented piece of shit

>> No.14536178

>>14536162
Because he heard a big hairy man say that he eats his steaks rare when he was little and due to his lack of a father figures he equated that to strength and manhood, so he now eats meat disgustingly undercooked in the hope it means he has an ounce of masculinity.

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>>14536178
Jesus m8 you went all in. I wouldn't doubt that he didn't have a good dad, or even a dad at all. He acts so effeminate sometimes, especially in those shitty old intros he cobbled together.

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>>14535758
kek what video is this pic from

>> No.14536315

>>14535785
You might have parasites, mate

>> No.14536321

>>14535870
This is literally those 50s recipes that put anything on jello because it looked cool and modern

>> No.14536325

>>14536127
Is this pre or post proposal? Because she gained like 30 lbs

>> No.14536336

>>14536325
It was from yesterday. She's living with them now too

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>>14536127
They'll be divorced in a year

>> No.14536398

>>14536336
>>14536390
If she is living with them she's going to start gaining a lot of weight. The only reason Jr isn't a lardass is that he works out for football

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>> No.14536429

>>14535870
Should I recreate this and post results?

>> No.14536433

>>14536429
You should make a video and put it on youtube

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>>14535889

>> No.14536440
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>>14536435
what the fuck

>> No.14536441

>>14536390
based on what?

>> No.14536451

does anyone feel sad when jack brings his son in? its clear he doesnt give a fuck anymore, in fact he seems a little embarrassed for his dad. the older vids he played along, even cooked his own recipe, but now he seems like he thinks his dad is a fucking loser. its sad.

>> No.14536456

>>14536441
Based on how they only got married so they could have sex

>> No.14536457

>>14536451
How long until the son chokes out the father?

>> No.14536464

>>14536456
ahh they'll stop wanting to fuck, that makes sense

>> No.14536468

>>14536433
already been done by Should I series

>> No.14536471

>>14536468
Yeah but his video was shit it was his first one

>> No.14536492

>>14535771
>pootine

>> No.14536513

>>14536429
You should recreate Jack taking his son down to the ground and choking him out until his nose bleeds. I bet the should I guy hasn't done that one yet

>> No.14536518
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>>14536457
Until he gets high and gently touches his wife to get her to move away from him.

>> No.14536526

>>14536513
Does anyone have a TLoU2 choke edit of Jack and his son?

>> No.14536527

>>14536309
Pretty sure it's his second cutting onions without crying video, which he took down. Not 100% sure though. With Jack you can never know because the guy has such an insane amount of videos

>> No.14536543

>>14536527
He took it down? What a precious little bitch

>> No.14536553

watching jack videos gives me a weird sense of nostalgia like im back home.

>> No.14536558

whats wrong with jack in his newest videos? why isnt he walking anymore?

>> No.14536562

>>14536558
Busted his feet trying to walk a 5k as a deathfat and had to get surgery. Currently using a scooter and still one arm and leg partially paralyzed

>> No.14536566

Jack enabled comments on his latest video talking about how he needs to get surgery but he doesn't have insurance now that his wife was fired.

>> No.14536613

I saw a webm that shows him with the limp hand, anyone have it?

>> No.14536615

>>14536566
He forgets to disable them on his live chats sometimes

>> No.14536650
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>>14536526
It's shitty but it's the best I could do.

>> No.14536672

>>14536650
If I may make a request, could you add some of Garrett's shitty arm tattoos?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDRQvnwnqT3/?hl=en

>> No.14536676

>>14536553
I get the same feeling. Seeing older vids of him using both of his arms almost makes me sad.

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14536678

Sucks that Tammy lost her job a few months after he posted this.

>> No.14536692

>>14536672
Jesus so that's what he looks like. I'll make a more accurate version of Garrett in a sec.

>> No.14536700

Everything that can go wrong in jacks life has and will go wrong.

>> No.14536703

>>14536700
He hasn't gotten the covid yet, let's see if he ends up on a ventilator at some point still claiming its just a flu

>> No.14536704

>>14536678
What's the joke?

>> No.14536707

>>14535850
Good god.

And this was BEFORE the stroke(s).

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tick tock garrett

>> No.14536711

>>14536676
Quit ja/ck/ing it then you Stockholm Syndrome bitch.

>> No.14536714

>>14536704
they get their money, then instead of getting a job they sit around waiting to get their money.
you must understand that he's industrial and doesn't abide shirkers

>> No.14536715

>>14536708
Isn't he making mid six figures in the medical marijuana business?

>> No.14536719

>>14536708
A masterwork courtesy of the Scalfani family's genes

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>>14536650
This is great, can you add Jack's giant vulgar ring to his left hand?

>> No.14536735

Jack is a living, breathing Job. It's quite biblical really.

>> No.14536744

>>14536715
yeah you can tell by how nice his house is in that pic

>> No.14536746

>>14536714
>>14536704
>>14536678
It's so strange. It's like in order to understand Jack's sense of humor, you have to remove any sense of logic or empathy while simultaneously adding a chromosome to your .

>> No.14536750

>>14536746
>brings up empathy whilst making fun of a diabetic wheelchair bound stroke victim
okay

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>>14536746

>> No.14536760

>>14536750
>diabetic wheelchair bound stroke victim
This is entirely of his own doing, why should I empathize with a self-made meatball man?

>> No.14536765

>>14536708
>>14536715
>>14536719
seems like choking him out turned him into a genius

>> No.14536767

>>14536760
that's precisely why you should
he's an Icarus figure

>> No.14536773

did jack really choke out his son?

>> No.14536775

Can someone please post the pinkeye Scalfani cayenne to the eye clip?

>> No.14536785

>>14536773
https://youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI

>> No.14536786
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>>14536526
>>14536650
>>14536672
>>14536730

Alright here you go, hope it's better now

>> No.14536788

>>14536760
>"why should I have empathy?" Says sociopath

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>>14536785
i always wondered where the tension in the newer videos came from

>> No.14536802

>>14536788
>you should empathize with a family-abusing racist who's eaten himself into a string of health issues
fuck that, this guy dug his own grave and now he gets to lie down in it.

>> No.14536804

>>14536767
While the idea of hubris might be comparable on the surface, Jack lacks the emotional capacity for feelings extending beyond hunger, anger, happiness, and fear.

>> No.14536823

>>14536786
It was incredible on the first draft. You've turned it into the Sistine Chapel here.

>> No.14536836

>>14536786
Saved

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>>14536823
>>14536836
Thanks dad

>> No.14536849

>>14536703
Its funny that he's an anti mask guy because covid would 100% kill him

>> No.14536854

>>14536786
lol

>> No.14536857

>>14536703
>>14536849
God protects the fat and stupid like Jack, he's going to live a long long time and not care that his wife is pregnant with another man's child.

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>>14536786
lmao this is fantastic, lad

>> No.14536880

It's actually stunning how much Jack's life is, quite literally, a modern day retelling of the Book of Job. He is a devout Christian who

>Had a stroke
>Cant cook
>His entire career is based off people making fun of him
>Had to deactivate likes and comments because he was getting berated constantly
>His marriage is miserable
>Had to choke out his son
>His son actively dislikes him, only comes onto videos out of pity
>Wife gets laid off when he needs surgery
>Cant even walk

in quite literally every facet of Jacks life, he is punished by God, and yet, he prays for his subscribers on a weekly basis, even keeping open a prayer line for people to personally reach out with prayer requests. he continuously makes these garbage recipes for no ostensible reason. he is being raped by the will of god, and all he can do is soldier on. it's fucking biblical.

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>You gonna eat that?

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>>14536880
He also went on a nationally broadcast TV show where he was humiliated and cried like an idiot after losing a BBQ contest where he couldn't even cook the meat himself

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>>14536882

>> No.14536908
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>>14536900
bigboybite/10

>> No.14536914

>>14536889
is there a link for this

>> No.14536923

>>14536914
Don't know of a free one anymore, most of them were taken down but you can buy it on amazon: https://www.amazon.com/West-Texas-Investors-Club-Season/dp/B013G1CBZ6

Season 1 episode 2

>> No.14536939

>>14536923
much appreciated

>> No.14536944

>>14536708
The funny thing is he's making far more money because of weed while Jack isn't making shit off YouTube

>> No.14536960

So he can't walk anymore, and he's back to only having 1 functional arm?

>> No.14536965

How does Jack have half a million subscribers and cant even pull in 10k views on a video?

>> No.14536975

>>14536965
Because he started his channel when YouTube was barely starting

>> No.14536978

https://youtu.be/fpRA24JZwDM

>> No.14536990

>>14536914
>>14536923
https://vimeo.com/372072059

>> No.14536993

https://youtu.be/4TsybzqCJp0

>> No.14536995

>>14536965
>>14536975
This, and because people just lose interest. Wrecklesseating is another example of a dead channel with lots of subs

>> No.14536999

>>14536880
>>Had to deactivate likes and comments because he was getting berated constantly
woah... exactly like Job

>> No.14537004

>>14536999
it's a metaphor you fucking faggot

>> No.14537007

>>14536978
Jack really comes off as a transman here

>> No.14537014

Jack is so comforting to me. Whenever Im feeling down I watch a few Jack videos. He radiates a very calming aura

>> No.14537021

>>14537014
I get that feeling with Cooking with Jack, but his Jack on the Go videos make me feel entirely different.

>> No.14537023
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I prefer Kay

>> No.14537028

>>14537023
Kay's cooking makes me feel physically ill most of the time

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>>14537028

>> No.14537036

>>14537023
this reminds me of MasaoHF videos

>> No.14537037

>>14537021
Jack on the go provides great insight into how much of a fucking asshole he is irl

>> No.14537041

>>14537037
Yeah he is a male Karen

>> No.14537052

>>14536880
Over half of these problems are entirely self-inflicted. Job was not responsible for his misery.

>> No.14537060

>>14537052
hes trying his best

>> No.14537064

Someone draw jack with his dead arm

>> No.14537075

>>14535866
this webm is prototypical soi and about 5000x funnier than the soiface meme.

>> No.14537083

>>14535866
What video is the from

>> No.14537085

>>14537083
He took it down but it was about cutting onions without crying using onion goggles

>> No.14537088

I love him being too retarded to understand a steering wheel tray in this one.
https://youtu.be/XEdnjRscpG4

Post-stroke Jack is absolute quality of the highest order.
Arby's Shortrib Sandwich
https://youtu.be/ivevmZg5uE8
Bonfire Grill
https://youtu.be/TeVR6cLjuPs
>I find it very interesting that the vegetarian people... they went straight for the vegetables... Of course! They just skipped the protein... They went straight for the vegetables.

>> No.14537100

>>14536990
>mentions he gets a million to two million views a month on his channel
>doesn't mention the fact that people watch his videos because they want to laugh at him and not buy his shit

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>>14537088
>>I find it very interesting that the vegetarian people... they went straight for the vegetables... Of course! They just skipped the protein... They went straight for the vegetables.

>> No.14537108

>>14537060
Whatever you say, Jack.

>> No.14537133

>>14537088
Holy shit. Its like something out of a dark comedy

>> No.14537147

>>14537100

Well, it *is* a business model.

>> No.14537150

how many son's does he have?

>> No.14537155

>>14537088
Seems like "protein" turned up in his word of the day calendar that morning.

>> No.14537156

>>14537023
What is she making?

>> No.14537157

>>14537150
3? I think?

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>>14537088
>I have to say, the first thing is it has an Asian feel. It's weird, it's a Mongolian grill restaurant, great place. It is WAY BETTER than Genghis Grill!! >:( If you're trying to save money... come to Bonfire. Don't go to Genghis >:(

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>>14537156
art

>> No.14537166

>>14537163
now i need to find the ghengis grill review

>> No.14537176

That fucking monologue during that shark tank shit. Good fucking lord Jack, shut up.

>> No.14537180

>>14537004
>that's nothing like job though
dude it was literally a metaphor, you shitlord

>> No.14537182

>>14537180
Is there such a thing as a metaphorical metaphor?

>> No.14537190

>>14537182
I believe that's known as a parable.

>> No.14537212

Watch his KFC Georgia gold vs Nashville hot chicken video for a good laugh

>> No.14537223

>>14536990
Did Jack honestly think he could bring his sauce to Texas?

>> No.14537231

>>14537223
>but I brought it to walmart!!!

>> No.14537247

>>14537164
Link to the video? This is upsetting my stomach and I don't know if it is a calzone or a cookie or what

>> No.14537267

>>14537231
He literally walked away to let the show hosts cook his ribs while he talked about himself to the crowd. holy shit

>> No.14537275

>>14537267
Its probably the only reason the guests weren't eating raw pork considering he couldn't even light the fucking thing himself.

>> No.14537282

>>14536880
>had to choke out his son
>had to

>> No.14537288

>>14537282
He was smoking the devil's weed, anon

>> No.14537293

>>14537288
lucifer's basil

>> No.14537321

>>14536960
Lazy man's stroke

>> No.14537351

>>14536786
updooted

>> No.14537363

if you ever catch yourself feeling an ounce of pity for this walking wounded dog of a chef, just remember that he choked out his 16 year old son and kicked him out for smoking weed and never looked back

>> No.14537367

>>14536880
don't forget
>sauce company has failed and has to be sold

>> No.14537370

>>14537363
*assaulting his step mother
it's still child abuse and abandonment but you might as well be correct if you're going to care

>> No.14537376

>>14536162
Smoke tints meat with a pinkish hue you retard. It's not raw.

>> No.14537379

>>14537370
iirc all he did was walk passed her and bump into her.

>> No.14537386

>>14537379
you don't

>> No.14537389

>>14537379
>>14537386
actually you know what, I haven't watched it since it's been purged for so long... I might be wrong here too, maybe he kicked his ass for hitting tammy and did actually kick him out because of weed.

>> No.14537409

>>14536309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM
"Salad" night

>> No.14537413

>>14537367
How is he such a failure at literally everything he does?

>> No.14537417

>>14537413
Unfortunately he has succeeded at reproducing twice

>> No.14537424
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>>14537409
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again
With just my children and my wife

I thank my lucky stars
To be living here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea

From Detroit down to Houston
And New York to L.A.
Where's pride in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say

That I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

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>>14537036
Based

He has a website where you can do ad libs and there’s also stories that he wrote. They’re absolutely insane, talking about how he wants to fuck the girl from Wendy’s and his sister as well.

>> No.14537450

>>14537363
Pretty based. Druggie got what he deserved.

>> No.14537489

Nothing beats a comfy jack thread

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>> No.14537510

>>14536990
He did better than I was expecting. I guess the sauce isn't as awful as everything else he makes.

>> No.14537545

>>14537510
It is pretty bad according to a few anons that have tried it but the recipe was given to him (or taken, can't remember) by a chef he knew.

>> No.14537551

>>14537545
He got like 40% of the vote on the show against one of the best barbecuers in Texas.

>> No.14537554

>>14536880
God is the one thing keeping him alive. I admire his faith but I think a lot of it is low iq and sheepish devotion.

>> No.14537561

>>14537551
the first ingredients in his sauce are ketchup and hfcs. of course a couple retards liked it

>> No.14537563

>>14537545
Should i series tried it and started gagging. And he's made other Jack recipes and said they were good, so I don't think he was just acting

>> No.14537571

>>14537561
Like I said, he did better than I expected.

>> No.14537573

>>14537551
Because he was signing autographs and kissing ass for hours beforehand while the judges did the barbecuing for him.

>> No.14537587

>>14537573
If a texas pit master can lose 40% to handshakes then the competition was pointless to begin with

>> No.14537600

>>14537587
It's a reality television show, anon. Of course it is. The shit is entertainment. They had to actually barbecue for Jack because he was quite literally incapable of doing it for the sake of the show.

>> No.14537606

>>14537376
by all means, try jack's finely smoked (totally not under cooked) meat.

>> No.14537622

>>14537571
oh you actually think reality tv is real lmao

>> No.14537623

Have any anons meet Jack irl?

>> No.14537629

>>14537623
No but he blocked me on Instagram

>> No.14537630

>>14537623
Nope but I did add him on PSN and he added me back lmao

>> No.14537642

>>14537630
I wonder if Jack knows about these threads?

>> No.14537647

>>14537642
He def knows about kiwifarms

>> No.14537652

>>14537642
Yeah I've told him about them while trying to get info about whether Tammy would be interested in face sitting pro bono or for cash

>> No.14537662

>>14537652
Glad to know I'm not the only one that would let Tammy sit on my face

>> No.14537668

It really boggles my mind that jack looks almost exactly like Al from toy story

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>>14537662
>>14537652

Pls stop

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>>14537668
How do I reverse learn things

>> No.14537676

>>14537642
jack jr does. he used to livestream and we talked to him because we were his only viewers

>> No.14537684

>>14537676
Link?

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>>14537669
you're not strong enough to handle all of her abundance. there's no shame in that

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Literally nothing better on this board than a good Ja/ck/ thread

>> No.14537702

>>14537630
What’s his username?

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I know you faggots are just jealous that Jack and Tammy are two god fearing christians who love each other dearly.

>> No.14537704

>>14537676
I wonder if he told his dad about them, though? He looked really annoyed in the last video like he didn't want to do it so maybe he told him just to spite him. His wife sounded pissed at him too

>> No.14537706

>>14536889
What show

>> No.14537708

>>14537704
>>14537684
it was like 6 years ago. his dad promoted it because he thought his billion subscribers would want to watch his son play madden. he deleted them.

>> No.14537715

>>14537702
The better question is how does he game with one hand

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>>14537673
This would be a lot better if my tablet wasn't dead. Here ya go.

>> No.14537736

>>14537708
I didn't use /ck/ nearly as much back then than I do now. I faintly remember seeing something about this though. I just think it would have been funny if Jack gave /ck/ a shoutout like Joey did that one time.

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>>14537702
>>14537715

>> No.14537742

>>14537736
When did Joey give us a shoutout??

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>>14537741
>Conservative Christian morals
>69

>> No.14537747

>>14537742
It was back in 2014 or so. I don't remember the specific video but I think he was trying to down a whole load of nacho cheese sauce or something during it. He did do it, though.

>> No.14537761

>>14537746
it's the year he was born
and his wife Tammy loves to sit on faces

>> No.14537785

>>14537761
Fuck dude Ja/ck/ looks so rough for 50.

>> No.14537818

>>14537747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRTXDlD0wgw
I found it. It's around 5:12 lol

>> No.14537819

>>14536440
>>14536435
That's just old people shit, not particularly related to Jack's lifestyle. I know a couple people who tore tendons out of the blue. One false movement and it snaps.

>> No.14537822

>>14536786
Nice. Good job anon

>> No.14537840

>>14535866
The thought of it makes me sick. She is not a good looking woman.

>> No.14537881

>havent seen a video for a while
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVp7yaGswO4

This is sad, did he have another stroke or why can't he walk anymore?

>> No.14537912

>>14537881
he had surgery on his foot again

>> No.14537926

>>14537363
>jack
>chef

Cooking some food does not make you a chef.

>> No.14537941

>>14537741
Does Jack really play Dragon Quest? I never knew he had such good taste in video games.

>> No.14537987

>>14536715
six figures in California is like $40k living in the Midwest, in terms of what you can afford

Cali and NYC and Washington DC have the highest cost of living in USA

>> No.14538015

>>14537623
added him in Pokemon Go when that was new

but he hasn't been online for almost a year

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