/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14535707]

What do you think of this?

[Anonymous No.14535716]

I work as a shitty shift manager at one, and I can tell you for a fact that for me, it’s the McChicken

[Anonymous No.14535729]

>>14535707
american imperialism

[Anonymous No.14535743]

>>14535707
>Central Asian countries don't have McDonald's.

Based

[Anonymous No.14535776]

>>14535707
I'm surprised that Bolivia and Iceland no longer have one. Nor did Haiti or the Dominican Republic ever have one.

[Anonymous No.14535835]

Why does McDonald's hate Africa?

[Anonymous No.14535868]

>>14535707
I hope this 'food' goes extinct this century.

[Anonymous No.14535882]

>>14535707
nunavut seceded?

[Anonymous No.14535884]

>>14535707
>Iqaluit

[Anonymous No.14535898]

>>14535835
Realistically, I assume because a modern McDonald's franchise trying to operate in the squalor of that massive shithole would be a logistical nightmare for 10,001 different reasons.

[Anonymous No.14535974]

>>14535835
Their normal business model doesn't work when the locals have extremely low cost options already available. They have the same problem in asia, but there they can position themselves as a premium option for middle class people and the noodle cart guy outside can serve the poorfags. In the poorer parts of africa there's just not enough people with money to make that viable, I bet.

[Anonymous No.14535988]

>>14535707
>no McHorse burger from the Mongolian McDonalds
boooooooo

[Anonymous No.14537090]

>>14535835
theyre not going to pay for whites to run that shit (involving relocating them as no sane white person would live there), and the blacks cannot be trusted

[Anonymous No.14537470]

>>14535776
>surprised Haiti never had a McDonald's

[Anonymous No.14537476]

>>14535707
i think this board is long overdue for a sticky that gives praise to our benevolent overlords

[Anonymous No.14537478]

>>14535707
Iran I get, but what the FUCK is Bolivia and Iceland's problem?

[Anonymous No.14537479]

>>14535835
It's fucking africa, the natives there have IQ averages lower than fucking coco the gorilla, and every single one of them with high intelligence moves out at the first opportunity. Trying to introduce a fast food restuarant into such a shithole is doomed to failure.

[Anonymous No.14537490]

>>14537478
Bolivia has a cartel problem that makes Mexico look like a bunch of high school weed dealers.

[Anonymous No.14537531]

>>14537090
Jokes on you. That just means McDogshit won't be ruining the majority of africa with overly processed junk and disease. It is the plague of the world.

[Anonymous No.14537544]

>>14535707
>Iceland, Greenland, and Madagascar uninfected
McDonald's is a Plague Inc outbreak.

[Anonymous No.14537548]

>>14537090
>>14537479
You'd be surprised.

South africa is outsourcing labour to white countries all the time.
Alot of insurance companies and telemarketing companies are using south african employees
Paying them around $6000 per year

[Anonymous No.14537550]

>>14537090
McDonald's is completely run by coloured folk in many neighbourhoods

[Anonymous No.14537553]

>>14535835
Huge supply chain issues, geopolitical instability, too many people in poverty who can't afford McDonald's

[Anonymous No.14537574]

>>14537548
South africa isn't a normal african country dumb shit, it's a formerly white nation that underwent an ethnic revolution.

[Anonymous No.14537586]

>>14537574
>Why does mcdonalds hate africa
>Because it's poor and a shithole
>Actually white countries are paying them for their services
>SOUTH AFRICA ISN'T AFRICA IT'S PRACTICALLY STILL WHITE
No anon, you are the dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.14537635]

>>14535707
Those poor starving Africans

[Anonymous No.14537651]

>>14535707
This isn't even accurate. My country is grey even though I can see a McDonald's through my window right now.

[Anonymous No.14538178]

>>14535707
Why is Canada the only country that is subdivided?

[Anonymous No.14538693]

>>14535707
Fifteen years ago, I would have asked "How is 'formerly had a McDonald's' even possible?" Now, with Mickey D's basically being a grocery store with with a grill and a fryer, I'm surprised there aren't more.

[Anonymous No.14538703]

>>14535835
why does africa hate civilized world?

[Anonymous No.14538705]

>>14535707
I want to see more red on this map. Fuck McDonald's and fuck all the shit """""food"""" they serve

[Anonymous No.14538708]

>>14535835
Racism and white supremacy.

[Anonymous No.14538716]

>>14535868
Only seventy-nine years left.

[Anonymous No.14538758]

>>14535707
The McDonalds in Bolivia didn’t do so well
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_5kD9EzDQ

[Anonymous No.14538759]

>>14537470
Really more the Dominican Republic.

[Anonymous No.14538801]

>>14537550
the government should just give niggers a break when it comes to restaurant business since it doesn't require excessive education and they have a food culture, at least in the south, that was really tasty before global industrialization came. it could help them become.kore community and health minded individuals but that is the opposite of what democrat city leaders want

[Anonymous No.14538811]

>>14535743
>Central asian
You mean Mongolia you mong

[Anonymous No.14538819]

>>14537478
>Resisting american imperialism and fatassery
Sounds based to me

[Anonymous No.14538866]

>>14538811

Tajikstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan (as well as Afghanistan) are all considered Central Asian countries.

[Anonymous No.14538881]

>>14535707
Africa is such a shithole lmao

[Anonymous No.14538912]

>>14535707
Not much, something else bothers me, tho. (picrelated)

[Anonymous No.14538922]

>>14535707
considering that Iceland is pretty damn rich, what's the minimum population of pretty damn rich country to make 1 McD joint profitable?

[Anonymous No.14538927]

>>14538708
God I wish.

[Anonymous No.14538930]

>>14538912
Fuck off, rangebanned faggot. Get a static IP.

[Anonymous No.14538955]

>>14538930
why are we allowed to post them here, tho? does no one care about /ck/?

[Anonymous No.14538976]

>>14537586
South Africa has a significant white and Indian population. The other anon is right. I have many friends in SA and they are telling me that they try to hire Americans as much as they can to run shit.

[Anonymous No.14538985]

>>14538955
/ck/ has maybe two active mods, one of whom is an Asiatic. You can shitpost all you want here. That's why I told you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14538992]

>>14538985
and you hoped that this will actually work? c'mon

[Anonymous No.14539075]

>>14535707
Lmao formerly had

[Anonymous No.14539086]

>>14535707
Bolivia might not have McDonalds but they do have Burger King.

[Anonymous No.14539142]

>>14535707
I think the McDonald brothers were the biggest suckers ever.

[Anonymous No.14539350]

>>14537476
>Iceland
Import costs probably. The Faroe Islands used to have a mc dick, but it closed down because they had to import their onions, making the "food" absurdly expensive.
I'm going by memory and might be confusing Iceland and the Faroe Islands.

>>14537531
>won't be ruining the majority of africa
It's not like they need any help, they're handling that just fine on their own.

>>14538912
Because you're a phonenigger and someone else in your geoIP was shitposting excessively and ended up getting the entire range banned from uploading pictures to specific boards.

[Anonymous No.14539362]

>>14538178
because northern canada is a barren wasteland.

[Anonymous No.14539368]

>>14538178
Denmark is divided as well. :^)

[Anonymous No.14539381]

>>14535707
>Bolivia
Why Mountain Mexican bros?

[Anonymous No.14539401]

>>14535707
Why is Canada divided into states when every where else is as a country?

[Anonymous No.14539407]

>>14539368
Hvad. Der er mcdød i de fleste større byer uanset landsdel. Havde det været BK, KFC eller Carls (?) havde det været korrekt.

[Anonymous No.14539414]

>I find your lack of McChicken disturbing.

[Anonymous No.14539421]

>>14539401
>because northern canada is a barren wasteland.

[Anonymous No.14539435]

>>14538758
>he didnt fry so good

[Anonymous No.14539436]

>>14535835
>start a franchise in africa
>mcdonalds becomes the best, biggest and most reliable source of food in africa
>local warlord takes over mcdonalds africa
>distributes fries and burgers to his loyals only
>becomes president
>becomes president forever
>runs out of mcnuggets
>blames america an white people for destroying africa

[Anonymous No.14539441]

>>14539407

[Anonymous No.14539449]

>>14537531
they eat nothing insead

[Anonymous No.14539451]

>>14539441
Ordkløver.

[Anonymous No.14539467]

>>14538758
they cant compete

[Anonymous No.14539468]

>>14539451
There are no McDonalds in Svalbard yet it's colored blue. Hardly nitpicking at all.

[Anonymous No.14539510]

Why is Georgia blank? we have one of the best McDonalds in the world

[Anonymous No.14539512]

>>14535835
Ghana has KFC
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/02/health/ghana-kfc-obesity.html

[Anonymous No.14539523]

>>14539468
He's counting Greenland as a part of Denmark, which is technically correct, but not something you'd actually include in something like this.

That pic is probably older than some of the underage b& shitposters here.

[Anonymous No.14539545]

>>14539523
I know, dude. Are you trying to explain this to everyone else in the thread that's too lazy to use google translate or wikipedia?

[Anonymous No.14539562]

>>14537478
iirc there was 1 McDonald's in Rekjavik and it went out of business because importing beef to Iceland is too expensive to make it into McDonald's quality food

[Anonymous No.14539593]

(Formerly McDonald's)

[Anonymous No.14539612]

>>14539562
Which is hilarious, because there's 20 Subways in Iceland, at least 9 of which are in Reykjavik.

[Anonymous No.14539721]

BASED iceland, the country is not only beautiful but also smart enough to get rid of this pig slop.

[Anonymous No.14539738]

Meh, who cares. Is it the best? No. But it's cheap and quick. Sometimes I'll have it in a pinch or for a breakfast. Shaming a successful company because humans are stupid fat pigs is retarded and dated. Fr, get another joke. So sick of seeing these.

[Anonymous No.14539749]

>>14539721
>Based Afghanistan
>Based Bolivia

[Anonymous No.14539751]

Based Africa.

[Anonymous No.14539756]

>>14539721
>BASED iceland
Did you not see the post above you about the fucking 20 Subways?

[Anonymous No.14540156]

>>14538758
Unironically based.

[Anonymous No.14540179]

>>14539612
Subways and McDonalds are pretty different as business concepts. Subway shops are miniscule and run high variable costs that make them a pretty safe low return operation in terms of restaurants. Subway has not ability to adapt to traffic inside one shop - a dense network of shops is a more preferable alternative.

McDonalds is the complete opposite, as it runs a high overhead due to large staff (8-16 workers per shift, three shifts a day), but in return has lower variable costs, and importantly ability to serve many more customers efficiently. An average Micky D's in Nordics has a turnover of c. 2.3 million dollars, while an average Subway is perhaps 400-500k euros.

[Anonymous No.14540221]

>>14537531
>being jealous of fucking McDonald's of all things
Holy shit Nigel, find a shrink.

[Anonymous No.14540228]

>>14539435
All these years and Baneposting still makes me smile. How does it do it?

[Anonymous No.14540265]

>>14538866
Maybe when the commit terrorism in Europe, but those sand niggers are known as Muslims to anybody else.

[Anonymous No.14540327]

>>14539562
It went out of business because Icelandic people collectively said
<this is shit
<fuck off
in that order

[Anonymous No.14540369]

>>14538866
kazakstan

[Anonymous No.14540391]

>>14540369
Qazaqstan is in Europe.

[Anonymous No.14540395]

>>14537479
McDonald's and fast food in general is the lowest IQ food you can possibly eat outside of your own fecal matter

[Anonymous No.14540401]

>>14535835
FUCK YOU MCDONALDS SOUTH AFRICA HAS THE BEST FOOD AND TOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8t1_LaKhCU

[Anonymous No.14540435]

>>14538866
kazachtsan + turkmenistan

[Anonymous No.14540453]

>>14540221
>purposefully misinterpreting jealousy of fucking fast food
>even remotely defending fast food at all
neck yourself now

[Anonymous No.14540457]

>>14535707
I want to move to Mongolia

[Anonymous No.14540462]

>>14537479
>implying fast food is for high IQ people
Lel

[Anonymous No.14540469]

>>14540453
Careful there Alfie. Project any harder and they'll haul you off to the cinema to shove film reels up your ass.

[Anonymous No.14540475]

>>14540462
Fast food is a tool for high IQ people.

[Anonymous No.14540544]

No society no mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.14540760]

>>14535835

[Anonymous No.14540768]

>>14535707
McDonalds is everywhere but even they know to avoid the Jogger infested shit hole that is the continent of Africa

[Anonymous No.14542369]

>>14537490
not true. large multinational food chains are just too expensive for the average bolivian.

[Anonymous No.14542436]

>>14538811
>>14540265
Amerinigger hands typed these posts.

[Anonymous No.14542483]

>>14535707
surprised about Nigeria given the population and number of ex pats

[Anonymous No.14542497]

>>14535835
McDicks is WAY too expensive for Africa. It barely survives in SE Asia. They'll end up in Botswana soon though I reckon

[Anonymous No.14542505]

>>14535707
>tfw you're the unlucky bastard who gets picked to travel to north korea to ask the supreme leader if he might be interested in allowing the franchise to operate there and you get kidnapped and held for ransom instead
sasuga