Am I the only one who fucking hates cheese

[Anonymous No.14532727]

I can’t stand it on anything except for something like pizza.

[Anonymous No.14532729]

yes you need professional help

[Anonymous No.14532732]

Blog elsewhere

[Anonymous No.14532733]

what is there not to love about this

[Anonymous No.14532735]

>>14532733
The taste always makes me gag I can’t stand it in or on anything

[Anonymous No.14532740]

>>14532735
american?

[Anonymous No.14532742]

>>14532733
If you like parmesan I implore you to seek out some cheshire cheese. it's hard to find but it's the bees tits

[Anonymous No.14532743]

are you american or east asian? maybe you never had good cheese

[Anonymous No.14532760]

>>14532743
American, the only cheese I can somewhat enjoy is mozzarella

[Anonymous No.14532770]

>>14532760
do you like that plastic stuff

[Anonymous No.14532777]

Try Reggato cheese and tell that again.

[Anonymous No.14532841]

>>14532727
Cheese is mankind's greatest invention and you're a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.14532864]

>>14532760
Try some real cheese that's aged for a bit. Gouda, for example, really needs at least 4 months.
There's so many varieties to try. Just, don't go for the cheapest stuff. That's bland at best and like rubber at worst. It took me quite a bit of trying to find a tasty sort, and it's even reasonably priced so I don't feel bad when I get some.

[Anonymous No.14532874]

>>14532727
Cheese isn't the problem.
(((You))) aren't the only who hates (((you)))

[Anonymous No.14532886]

>you can't eat cold cheese?!
>RIGHT, THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON

[Anonymous No.14532969]

Yeah, that's weird. But the texture of mashed potatoes makes me gag so I don't have a leg to stand on. But who gives a fuck, this is now a cheese thread.
>find some cheddar really cheap at an amish store
>they call it medium but it's aged to the point where it crumbles when you slice it

[Anonymous No.14533112]

>>14532727
My guess is that you have a poor understanding of the variety of cheeses and how aging affects their flavour

but since you've decided you hate all of them .. I can only conclude that you're a giant autistic baby

[Anonymous No.14533242]

What is the best cheese and why is it Cranberry Wenslydale?

Fun fact: Wenslydale, Cheddar, and Colby are all made with the exact same ingredients, just slightly different process.
Wenslydale is when it's made normally, Cheddar involves stacking the cheese in an odd way and letting it sit for a while before pressing, and Colby is rinsed with water before it's pressed.

[Anonymous No.14533252]

>>14532727
>cheese
I don't eat it anymore. Not eating cheese is a straightforward way to control my weight. beans kinda taste like cheese, so I eat them instead.

[Anonymous No.14533451]

>>14532969
That's the good shit.

[Anonymous No.14533664]

>>14533252
>beans kinda taste like cheese

[Anonymous No.14533689]

>>14533252
You know which beans REALLY taste like cheese? It’s called natto, you should try it.

[Anonymous No.14533961]

>>14532727
I bet you don’t like dogs either and dogs don’t like you

[Anonymous No.14534157]

I also hate cheese, sunlight, and I kick puppies.

[Anonymous No.14534731]

>>14532727
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.14534745]

I actually agree with OP.

I like cheese on some foods like burgers or pizza, or in tiny amounts/as garnish in some dishes, but I generally don't like cheese or cheesy foods. I definitely don't eat it by itself.

There are some exceptions (i.e. goat cheese, queso fresco, etc.)

[Anonymous No.14536262]

Thems fightin words in Wisconsin

[Anonymous No.14536288]

If you claim not to like cheese "by itself" you've just never had good cheese in your life. But there are endless varieties of cheese that all have completely different tastes and textures, I seriously doubt you've tried them all.