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She hasn't responded in two hours, how do I salvage this?

>> No.14531203

>>14531199
>she

>> No.14531211

>>14531199
you can't. your insecurity pushed her away

>> No.14531221

you had a decent run there anon better luck next time. im gonna steal this bit

>> No.14531226

You had her literally in the palm of your hand and you blew it. Now double message her begging for her to respond, for the lulz

>> No.14531251

>>14531199
how autistic are u?

>> No.14531260

>>14531251
Autistic enough to post fake text conversations on /ck/. He's probably banned from /fit/

>> No.14531350

>>14531199
You lost. She is laughing. Dont be stupid next time.

>> No.14531352

>>14531199
type "pls respond :("

>> No.14531417

shut up faggots this was funny
sage, though

>> No.14531507

>>14531417
You can't do that

>> No.14531535

>>14531507
Watch me

>> No.14531537

>>14531199
just play it off as a joke bro and switch lanes as best as you can. Easily salvagable

>> No.14531545

>>14531537
I'm interested in how you'd play it off.

>> No.14531550

>>14531535
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>> No.14531552

>>14531199
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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14531647

>>14531199
you take it to /b/ and do the opposite of whatever they say

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14531666

>>14531550
>I've been on here for months

>> No.14531718

>>14531199
cringe. you shouldn't have mentioned your other date.

>> No.14531721

>>14531550
based, i looked that up as soon as i thought to change the name

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14531747

>>14531550
I thought Anonymous used a backdoor MAC address toggle switch and banners this fag for good? Can someone contact them maybe. Any insiders??

>> No.14531754

>>14531747
Herro, this is hiroshimoot, we will ban yes very ban

>> No.14531761

>>14531199
>Tried online dating for a month
>Got absolutely zero likes between tinder and bumble except for bots and literal trannies
I'm not that ugly, fuck.

>> No.14531763

>>14531761
honestly its set up to be that way, they want men to pay

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14531764

>>14531761
OH NO NO NO

>> No.14531774

>>14531763
I did, at least on tinder, and got nowhere. The shame was the women on bumble actually seemed intelligent, far more mature, and even prettier than the ones on tinder; loads of grad students and nurses. I couldn't get a single match...

>> No.14531778

>>14531774
Coffee Meets Bagel got me some pretty good dates. Nothing that lasted sadly but it's nice to get out sometimes.

>> No.14531792

>>14531778
I got so sick of it. There's no way I'm going through that soul crushing experience anytime soon.

>> No.14531797

>>14531792
I'll pour one for you, buddy. Modern dating is awful. I feel like it's so difficult to meet anyone as an adult when I can barely get my own feet under me as it is.

>> No.14531798

>>14531797
That's what I've realized slowly. I'm nearly 30 and this shit isn't going to get any easier.

>> No.14531807

>>14531774
i got way more matches on bumble by paying for their month service, never met any of them, but thats on me

>> No.14531832

>>14531807
I'm done with it for a while. The constant implicit rejection is just aggravating.

>> No.14531872

>>14531832
dont blame you, its demoralizing, but dont let it get to you. girls on dating sites have anyone they want to pick, its not like meeting a girl in real life

>> No.14531881

>>14531872
Thanks, man. I'll try getting back out there sooner or later. The last I tried was back in May and none of them seemed to want to go on dates based on their profiles anyways.

>> No.14531885

>>14531199
What, please tell me this a joke? Your idea of flirting is just repeatedly bringing up how small your penis is?

>> No.14531890

>>14531199
cringe

>> No.14531892

>>14531885
I mean, it's not like he could disappoint her.

>> No.14531900

>>14531550
Yeah well, guess what? You're still a newfag faggot.

>> No.14531907

>>14531881
yeah a lot just want followers on instagram or some shit

>> No.14531913

>>14531900
No such thing as "newfags". Theyre just a new friend you haven't made yet :)