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can someone tell me what i did wrong why did my waffles come out fucked up

>> No.14526319

>>14526314
That's not all of it, is it? Like, you scraped out the meatier bits?

>> No.14526320

>>14526314
First of all, you used smegma instead of waffle batter. Secondly, you need to remember to grease the griddle first.

>> No.14526327

lol I hope those things are removable looks like a nightmare to clean fuck that shit I’d rather throw it away

>> No.14526331
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14526331

>>14526327
i dont even know how to attempt to clean this

>> No.14526339

>>14526331
You remove the the plates. Do they even make waffle irons where the plates aren't removable?

>> No.14526349

>>14526339
Yes, they make fixed plate irons.
Just keep cooking; the chunks will release, you pick them out with a toothpick or bamboo skewer. About 5 minutes.

>> No.14526987

>>14526331
>>14526314
good fucking god, what did you DO. even jack didnt fuck up this bad when he made waffles for a video. did you seriously not grease or butter the damn thing at all? are you out of your mind?

>> No.14526998

>>14526314
did you butter the surface, silly noodle?

>> No.14527019

>>14526314
Holy fail

>> No.14527230

>>14526314
I'm not sure how you did that

>> No.14527241

batter was too thin
you didnt spray oil on the grids so it doesnt stick
you had the heat too high

>> No.14527487

>>14527241
Did OP do anything correctly?

>> No.14527510

>>14527487
he plugged the thing into the wall.

>> No.14527524

>>14526327
>>14526331
You just keep cooking until it's all ash that can be dusted away.

>> No.14527540

Holy kek

>> No.14527552

Don't worry bro, that's all just seasoning for the next batch.

>> No.14528065

After a screw up like this, you need to throughly clean your iron. Look up the brand and model number online to see if you can find the manual, that should give you instructions on how to clean that catastrophe. If not, unplug the thing, and take it apart with a screwdriver until you can get the plates off. Let those soak in soap and water for a day, and then scrub it off. If you can't put the waffle iron back together correctly, it's what you deserve for ruining it like you did in pic.

Next time, grease your iron, measure your batter ingredients carefully, and make no substitutions. Post pics.

>> No.14528112

>>14526314
Nigga that looks like a spider laid some eggs in there.

>> No.14528139

>>14526331
Either keep it on and charcoal the batter then brush out or get in there with a toothpick and pry up the solid bits.

As for what went wrong could either be the iron was too hot, batter was bad or you didn't spray anything on the iron before putting the batter in.

>> No.14528140

>>14526314
Are you using fucking cake batter?? What a retard

>> No.14528148

>>14526314
>waffles
literally cake for breakfast
shame on you.

>> No.14528151

>>14526314

What the fuck, did you try to make waffles from your sperm?

>> No.14528215

Anon you know it's suggested to coat the plates with something right? Like cooking spray
You could even add butter to the waffle mix. But whatever the fuck you did clearly didn't work right nor was the proper mix consistency

>> No.14528227

>>14528065
Many of the waffle irons with nonremovable plates have the heating element built into the plates.
Dismantling to clean means destroying the waffle iron, cutting wires, etc.
Not intrinsically a bad thing; maybe OP shouldn't have one.

>> No.14528369

>>14526314
>come out
they did not "came out" at all
they "stayed in"

>> No.14528393

>>14526314
This looks more like OP put the batter in, regardless of buttered plates or not, and the forgot to plug in the damn thing, forgot he was making waffles and went for an intercontinental trip and came back after 2 months.

>> No.14528397

>>14526314
did this alot in work lol, if you use like spray oil the batter wont stick

>> No.14528450
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14528450

>>14526314
op here, at least my eggs came out good so not all hope is lost.
im just going to throw out that wafflemaker and buy a new one, any suggestions?

>> No.14528453

Waffles suck bro. Throw that shit in the trash and make pancakes.

>> No.14528484

>>14528450
did an egg rape your mother or something and this is your revenge? maybe it's time to accept you're the kind of cook that would burn a salad.

>> No.14528499

>big squares
>not little squares
might as well die

>> No.14528669

>>14528450
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, either you're delusional or you're memeing

>> No.14528695

>>14528453
Pancakes suck bro. Throw that shit in the trash and make waffles.

>> No.14528718
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>>14528450
fuck it, delicious bait

>> No.14528765

>>14526314
You probably didn't put enough flour in your waffles

>> No.14528768

>>14528718
A lot of cleaning for bait

>> No.14529944

>>14528768
it's more so that this image is old. i dunno about the waffle in op pic

>> No.14529965

>>14528450
based, nice eggs op. buy a george foreman grill

>> No.14530160

>>14526314
He stole the pic from reddit and all you idiots responed

>> No.14530285

use batter instead of cum and smegma

>> No.14530352

>>14526998
Is butter better for waffle irons than other oils? I used to use a waffle iron years ago but stopped because I kept running into similar problems as OP.

>> No.14531420

>>14527510
I'd dispute even that.

>> No.14532629

>>14530285
>>14526320

>> No.14532634

>>14530352
No, best is to give a light spray with a high temperature oil. The problem you likely have is that after greasing you dont give youre waffle enough time to cook.

Stop fucking with it. leave it. Don't touch it. When it smells almost burnt, it's done..

>> No.14532809

>>14530352
I'd argue butter tastes best at the least

>> No.14532815

newfags

>> No.14532866

Don't worry about the waffle iron op, you need to reevaluate your entire liife