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Fuck ranch.

>> No.14524607

>>14524561
>am I cool yet reddit???

>> No.14524628

K

>> No.14524632

>>14524561
Ranch is actually delicious and one of the best dips around. Very versatile

>> No.14524643

Few things are better than a nice batch of fresh chilled ranch

>> No.14524649

>>14524561
You would

>> No.14524662

>>14524561
FUCK YOU!

>> No.14524663

>>14524561
ranch is good y u so mad

>> No.14524671

>>14524561
Good/homemade ranch is quite versatile and tasty, hidden valley and other bastardized, cheap “””ranches””” are obviously shit

>> No.14524672
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14524672

>>14524561

>> No.14524684

>>14524561
Yeah fuck ranch

>> No.14524702

>>14524561
I love ranch, I dip my potatos into it. Rosmary potatos

>> No.14525820

I like to dip my french fries in it

>> No.14525825

>>14524671
>hidden valley and other bastardized, cheap “””ranches””” are obviously shit
It's gotta be a cold fresh one. Anything shelf stable is mayo used for buttermilk freshness. But homemade is obviously going to have the best herbs.

>> No.14525829

My little brother is a 19 year old stoner neet high school drop out asshole. The other day my mom told me he eats a whole bottle of ranch every week. On top of everything. Kick his ass out mom, that kid is fucked.

>> No.14526171

>>14524561
There are people in my life who have actually uttered the words "ranch is life". Which leaves me wondering what went so horribly wrong in their lives that they genuinely believe something like this. Like, where do people like this even come from? What kinds of people are these? Why are they so fucked up?

>> No.14526648

ranch dressing is pretty shit imo, but ranch in any other form (like ranch powdered wings) is pretty good.

>> No.14526661

>>14525829
He sounds based.

>> No.14526753
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14526753

hidden valley is ranch. others are imitators.

>> No.14526796

Blue cheese master race coming through

>> No.14526806

The bottles of Hidden Valley (and blue cheese for that matter) that sit inside people's fridges for months or even years on end are vile. Fresh, homemade ranch is based though.

>> No.14526811

>>14524561
I respectfully disagree.

>> No.14526821

>>14526753
Hidden valley is quite literally not real ranch. Something about them fucking with the ingredients to make it emulsify better.

>>14526171
Ranch is life. What are you gonna do? Cry?

>> No.14526874

>>14526821
Hidden valley invented ranch

I buy wishbone since its the closest to hidden valley at half the price

>> No.14527141

ram ranch cowboys ready to fuck
like a breed of ram wanting to rut

>> No.14527150

So, do any of you have a good ranch recipe? All this talking it up makes me wonder if it's really that good in the first place.

>> No.14527228

anybody's got a good tartar sauce recipe?

>> No.14527238

Ranch makes me want to vomit. How can your taste be so fucked as to enjoy something so vile?

>> No.14527250

Sometimes I drink ranch out of the bottle.

>> No.14527264

>>14525829
I wanna be his friend

>> No.14527268

>>14527150
1) buy a bottle of ranch
2) drench shit in it

>> No.14527269

Ranch is objectively the best salad dressing ever made.

>> No.14527273

>>14527150
A vegan ranch recipe because the eggs and milk overpower the spices in ranch

>> No.14527274

I stick to ketchup and mustard so I don't get fat.

>> No.14527296

>>14527269
i was like you until i grew up and realized its actually caesar dressing

>> No.14527309

>>14524561
Gladly

>> No.14527420

>>14527250
right on, buzz me mulatto

>> No.14527632

ranch is ass

>> No.14527970

>>14524671
>hidden valley and other bastardized, cheap “””ranches””” are obviously shit

Hidden valley is literally the original...

>> No.14528051

>>14527269
>>14527296
That’s not Poppyseed

>> No.14528096

>>14527274
>ketchup
>A quarter of it is sugar
Enjoy your diabetes faggot.

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14528121

>>14524607
fpbp. keep dabbing on reddit faggots brother

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>>14524632
i concur anon. i usually ask for ranch sauce at fine steak restaurants

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>>14526806
>that sit inside people's fridges for months or even years on end are vile.

if you think that is vile wait till you see what i did to your mom

>> No.14528577

>>14524561
Fuck you, I love ranch with my wings

>> No.14528587

>>14527274
>He thinks sugar is healthier than sodium, potassium and cholesterol

>> No.14528712

>>14528051
That's a funny way to spell Honey Dijon Vinaigrette

>> No.14528723

>>14528125
There is no way someone this mentally damaged could possibly get a phd. This is a joke, right?

>> No.14528726

>>14524671
this boomer german restaurant near me has a house ranch dressing that is so fucking good i want the recipe