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heres your burger bro

>> No.14520639

>>14520619
why is there so much fucking mayo??
that burger is too tall to even eat, much less cut in half.
why would someone make something like this??? who does this appeal to?

>> No.14520670

was this the lowest point in his career?

>> No.14520693

>>14520639
thats cheese

>> No.14520730
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*comes over*

>> No.14520761

oh cool, did you name it the cowboy burger?

>> No.14521283

>>14520730
was showing off his mansion, amazing view, and that he lives next to kanye really necessary

>> No.14522249

thanks gordon! *gets lock jaw trying to eat it*

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>> No.14522624

>>14520619
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.14522634

Juicy. Rustic. Simple. Burgah.

>> No.14522641

>>14522624
>five minutes before filming
*does another line of coke*
gosh thats moreish

>> No.14522657

>>14520619
why do the burgers look like ps3 assets

>> No.14522666

Am I the only one who'd scarf that burger down without reservation?

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>>14522666
how about this one?

>> No.14522775

>>14522624
how did I not notice this before? LOL

>> No.14522930

>>14522670
He could try cooking it first.

>> No.14522937

>>14520619
This killed Gordon's credibility.

>> No.14522940

>>14520619
that's a limey not a burg

>> No.14522968

>>14522670
>cooks with rings

>> No.14522972

>>14522940
Gordon is a Scot, you idiot.

>> No.14523175

>>14522972
Scots are still limeys