ITT: things carnies will never experience

[Anonymous No.14519562]

[Anonymous No.14519567]

>>14519562
>things carnies will never experience
anemia and a dick in the ass

[Anonymous No.14519569]

ITT: "Men" try to pretend that they are eating tastes good and have a moral high ground

[Anonymous No.14519574]

>>14519569
We don’t have to pretend, it just is

But keep eating your slop and voting for trump, I’m sure your life has meaning

[Anonymous No.14519580]

>>14519562
Gas/bloating/oxalates

[Anonymous No.14519585]

People who eat meat also eat vegetables too. I could have one of those meals for lunch and then meatloaf for dinner. I'm not missing out on anything.

[Anonymous No.14519586]

>>14519562
But I can eat all of that. I'm just not limited to eating only that.
>>14519569
Let's not pretend that every single vegetarian meal tastes like shit. You can make plenty of good food without meat.

[Anonymous No.14519593]

>cooks all of these recipes
>cooks all of these recipes, adding meat
Feels good to not be on a restrictive diet for moralistic reasons.

[Anonymous No.14519694]

>>14519586
vegan is not vegetarian, all those meals look boring, nasty and unhealthy
vegetarian food gets its healthful properties from dairy and eggs

[Anonymous No.14519697]

>>14519562
Someone got me a vegan cookbook as a gift. I usually add all sorts of dairy and meat to the recipes and 9 times out of 10bthey end up tasting better.

[Anonymous No.14519717]

>>14519574

[Anonymous No.14519724]

>>14519562
You realize there's nothing about me eating meat that prevents me from making a beet and black bean burger topped with tomato, pickled onion, and escarole right?

Then again your malnutrition probably prevents you from thinking things through.

[Anonymous No.14519748]

>>14519724
Hey dickhead, it’s not that you can’t...it’s the fact that you won’t, and your negligence of care for another animals life is what is reflected in your character

[Anonymous No.14519756]

>>14519562
I did experience it, for the brief time I abstained from animals.

It's okay, great as a side dish, and honestly I could always eat it as my religion doesn't forbid it like how yours does with "carnie" food.

[Anonymous No.14519767]

>>14519748
I, infact, did. Made a batch of beet burgers. They were terrible. No matter how much binder you add to plant based burgers they do not hold together like meat burgers. Flavor is okay I guess. I'd be better off turning the bread into croutons and making a salad with the ingredients though.

[Anonymous No.14519768]

>>14519694
That's not true, there's all kinds of spices, herbs and acids that can make even vegan food taste great. It's a little more tedious for sure, but it doesn't have to be bland and nasty. Not to mention coconut milk, olive oil and nuts are also delicious and fatty and can be used in vegan food.
I do feel like vegan thai curries can be a little lacking a lot of the time, due to no shrimp paste or fish sauce but they are still delicious. Just maybe max out at 9/10 for a great one rather than 10/10.

[Anonymous No.14519782]

>>14519756
Also I can make all that vegan shit but better because I actually GROW my own produce and have rare heirloom varieties of fruit and veg growing in high quality (albeit non vegan) organic soil.

[Anonymous No.14519844]

>>14519567
Do you know what a Venn diagram is? Vegan food is also food for omnivores. 80% of vegan restaurant costumers are omnivores.

[Anonymous No.14519863]

>>14519567
>homophobia
fuck off m8 real gay men love to grill

[Anonymous No.14519870]

>>14519863
This, just watch the BBQ pit boys on YouTube

Literal bears

[Anonymous No.14519871]

>>14519562
Jokes on you nigger, I eat pretty much anything I want.

[Anonymous No.14519880]

Are you actually going to pretend that anybody gives a shit about missing out on inferior food? Oh no, I'll never eat a unseasoned beans and quinoa with nooch, what a tragedy.

ITT: things that only self-obsessed limp wrists care about

[Anonymous No.14519894]

>>14519870
drives me nuts
people really pretend i don't love my 'berta beef with montreal steak spice just because some losers in san francisco won't shut up about the mythical properties of the avocado

[Anonymous No.14519900]

>>14519562
Nice post the recipes, i want to try it :D

[Anonymous No.14519903]

First time Ive ever heard the word "carnie". I thought this was a thread about carnival workers

[Anonymous No.14519909]

>>14519768
they lack flavor and soul, vegan food is nasty
tofu and eggplant curry is nasty compared to a chicken or shrimp eggplant curry, tofu is not a health food

[Anonymous No.14519911]

What does all this have to do with carnival workers?

[Anonymous No.14519927]

>>14519880
>"what the fuck is nooch"
>Google
tbch that's a cute short-form for nutritional yeast

[Anonymous No.14519935]

>>14519927
Noochie boochies

[Anonymous No.14519938]

>>14519903
They're both similar in appearance

[Anonymous No.14520253]

>>14519903
I feel you. I came in here to post about cabbage