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Would you rather be married to a vegan or a teetotaler?

>> No.14515595

teetotaler
it's a fairly obvious choice

>> No.14515624

Teetotaler. Restricted diets are for fags and invalids.

>> No.14515713

Vegan. I'm vegan too.

>> No.14515900

teetotaller

>> No.14515907

>>14515713
post physicue

>> No.14515943

>>14515554
the fuck is a teetotaler?
new slang for gays?

>> No.14515954

>>14515943
Somebody who does not indulge in alcohol or drugs, sometimes they don't even drink coffee or smoke! so yeah it's basically just another name for a fag

>> No.14515965

>>14515943
Zoom zoom

>> No.14516018

>>14515554
teetotaler
Vegans fucking suck. Meat is healthy for you. Booze, cigarettes, tobacco, and drugs aren't.

Like, ugh, imagine a hot hunter/huntress who is always sober and concentrated in the moment. No beer belly and stoic as fuck.

Now imagine a vegan who is malnourished and always getting high/drunk. Noooo thank you.

>> No.14516045

Thats a tough choice. I don't believe that women should be allowed to consume alcohol, but vegans fart a lot and that is disgusting. My gf is not permitted to fart in my presence, she knows that if that ever happens I will sew her asshole shut.

>> No.14516092 [DELETED] 

>>14515554
at least abstaining from alcohol is good for you. plus people who don't drink generally don't give me a lecture for having a cold one

>> No.14516096

>>14515554
Guaranteed designated driver, or someone who'll bitch every time I put a steak on? Hmmm

>> No.14516172

>>14515595
Its nice to share a drink with your partner. You can still share a meal - just eating different things.

>> No.14516200

>>14516045
You don’t have a girlfriend.

I was married to a vegan that only smoked pot and had a really low opinion of alcohol. She was a cunt and I’m glad she’s gone.
I’d go with a vegan as long as she wasn’t a preachy bitch. That seems unlikely. I couldn’t be with a woman that wouldn’t take a drink every now and then or had a shitty attitude about my fairly responsible drinking.

>> No.14516205

>>14516200
vegan pot girls are trouble

>> No.14516213

>>14516172
an alcoholic wrote this post

>> No.14516220

>>14515554
teetotaler
she won't drink all of my expensive shit when i'm not looking like some women do

>> No.14516281

Depends. Will she be on my case for drinking?

>> No.14516283

>>14516205
Being vegan was the least of that bitch’s problems. And she was a bad vegan too. You ever see what 10 years of carb heavy diet does to a woman’s body?

>> No.14516287

>>14515554
Teetotaler. Vegan can't even go to bars without water-boarding the baristas since most alcohol isn't guaranteed to be vegan.

>> No.14516367

>>14515554
>teetotaler
hesitantly, vegans would annoy the shit out of me
>Honey this was fried in animal fat...no
At restaurants...every...time
>Hi, Im vegan, what do you have that I can eat?
My family would ridicule me into next century if I ended up with a vegan. However, I feel like a teetotaler would get weird since I enjoy drinking very much. its no contest but still not an easy choice

>> No.14516389

>>14515554
>Would you rather be married to a [bad thing] or a [good thing]?

>> No.14516404
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>> No.14516420

>>14516404
>iToddler can't post a webm
O, I am laffin'.

>> No.14516426

>>14515554
>teetotaler
What the fuck is that?

>> No.14516437

My gf is vegetarian. It's really not so bad. Rather have someone I can have fun with on a Friday night

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>>14516404
Would you date a vegan teetotaler that abstains from sex but looks like pic related? She would also remain vegan teetotaler for the rest of her life if marriage was consummated.

>> No.14516451

>>14516446
Can I jerk off on her tits?

>> No.14516455

>>14516446
>Would you Reddit a Reddit Reddit who Reddits from Reddit but Reddits like Reddit?
No. Go back.

>> No.14516486

>>14515554
as a meat lover who find alcohol's taste vomit inducing I think this is a simple question

>> No.14516488

The choice is too hard, vegans are annoyingand preachy but alcoholics are whiny overgrown babies. Probably the vegan as long as they didnt try to convince me to become vegan.

>> No.14516490

>>14516426
I had to look it up, thankfully it was not hard

noun
a person who never drinks alcohol.

>> No.14516554

>>14516446
That's like ordering a pizza and then just smelling it through the box. I'll take an average broad that likes to fuck, as long as she's healthy.

>> No.14516555

>>14515954
sounds based

>> No.14516584

>>14515554
Dont think I've ever seen a fat vegan, so vegan

>> No.14516588
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>>14516018
>meat is healthy
I mean if you consider cancer, heart disease, and atherosclerosis healthy, sure.

>> No.14516693

>>14516588
then make your own burgers with lower fat and salt????

>> No.14516698

>>14516588
... The pre-packaged burger is also a veggie burger. Pure is a meat alternative.

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>>14516588
That burger on the right is a veggie burger. What the fuck do you know about food?
>>14516488
For fucks sake a teetotaler is the OPPOSITE of an alchoholic

This board is full of fucking retards today.

>> No.14516761

>>14515554
Vegan.
>99% chance not a hamplanet because diet conscious
>Can convert to non-meme diets
>I'll cook meats and eggs for my children if she won't
Meanwhile, the other chick
>Probably obese, because she's needs to indulge in some vice
>Can't have fun on the occasion
>Overbearing, will baby my kids so they won't be prepared for the real world

>> No.14516771

>>14515554
vegan.

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>>14515554
>Would you rather be married to a mentally ill psychopath or a straight-laced upstanding member of society?'
Aw, golly-gee, OP, I fucking wonder.

>> No.14516780

>>14516200
I’m curious, was she less of a cunt when she smoked or no?

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>>14515554
>would you rather make two separate meals or just one drink
Gee, that's a hard one.

>> No.14516866

>>14516780
She was high 90% of the time, and was an unconscionable bitch when she wasn't. And she was just regular old bitchy half of the time when she was high. She was an addict, pure and simple. Weed's pretty cheap where I'm at and one month the expenditure was $1000. That's about half a pound of high quality pot for one person in 4 weeks.

>> No.14516892

>>14515943
Someone who does something silly for solid reasoning.
Someone who easily loses control of their activities so knuckle down more readily than others.

>> No.14516894

>>14515554
Depends
If they both don't care what i consume, i would date either.
If she wants me to stop drinking or is a overbearing cunt? The vegan.
If she wants me to stop eating animal products? The teetotaler.
If they both want me to change my consumption for them, then they can go fuck themselves i would get a divorce.

>> No.14516965

>>14516698
Nope

>> No.14517100

>>14515554
I'll die single before I marry either.

>> No.14517109

My GF is both, fine with me. She doesn't mind that I still drink and eat meat. I certainly don't do it as much anymore but that's probably just as well. It shifts you to focus more on quality and really enjoying your drinks/hamburgers or whatever.

>> No.14517115

>>14515554
Is this a trick question?
A teetotaller as long as she was tolerant of my drinking and drives. It would very handy to have your own personal taxi service at hand after you've had a few

>> No.14517136

Either is fine as long as they aren't a fuckhead about it. If they're a vegan but they're mad at me for not being vegan that would suck. I don't mind being with a teetotaler but if they're going to throw a fit when I have a few beers in the fridge or buy a nice whisky to enjoy then they can fuck off.

>> No.14517168

Teetotaler without a question

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>>14516965
... Yes? This anon even posted a bigger pic of it>>14516703

>> No.14517252

>>14515554
Women who dont drink alcohol have terrible sexdrive.

>> No.14517278

>>14516554
>I'll take an average broad that likes to fuck, as long as she's healthy. And drinks. And eats meat.
FTFY, also, you can guess my vote.

>> No.14517707

>>14515713
Came here to say this.

>> No.14518092

>>14517217
don't bother. They are vegan, therefore mentally crippled.

>> No.14518102

>>14516584
Plot twist the vegan is this bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5H87YkjWEQ

>> No.14519632

>>14516200
>You don’t have a girlfriend.

Wrong.

You know how betas are always complaining about how girls get with guys who treat them like shit? Well here I am, the guy who treats girls like shit.

>> No.14519646

>>14515624
Oh yeah do you eat dog poop? No? Why you restriction your diet, invalid faggot?

>> No.14519710

>>14516437
there is a big difference betwen vegetarians and vegans desu

>> No.14519769

>>14519632
Gonna need to see that video of you sewing your gfs asshole shut

>> No.14519795

>>14515554
Either would drive me to drink, I could at least get drunk with the vegan so Id go with that.

>> No.14519803

Teetotaler, I don't really give a shit if my partner doesn't want to drink, and I don't have to plan our meals around their abstinence so it's not an issue since I'm not an alcoholic either

>> No.14519810

>>14516200
I had a vegan gf which was sweet and cute, she didn't smoke nor drank alcohol.

After 3 years we broke up she turned out bi (or lesbian) and now she has an ugly tomboy gf

> Mfw I was probably a ugly tomboy gf

>> No.14519825

>>14516172
I can share a drink with a teetotaler too, just drinking different things.

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>tfw no vegan gf that farts alot

>> No.14519866

Good Vegan generally are teetotaler.
Vegan tends to like seemen more, respect to the population and anal is great. My dick was cleaner after an anal than after washing it, because those fibers make then shit 3/4 times a day.

>> No.14519891

Doesn't matter because if any of them would try to control what you eat or drink you should get a divorce

>> No.14519921

>>14515554
Both would make me healthier than I am today, so yes, either.

>> No.14519931

>>14516446
I just want someone to love me for who I am.

>> No.14521113

>>14519931
That'll do Anon, that'll do

>> No.14521118

>>14516446
a girl that looks like that and dresses like that totally abstains from sex sure

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>>14515965
nope, 40yo. just not a faggot yank like yourself.

>>14515954
ah we call them narcs, religious people or Nigels (ie: no friends). they probably have some gay poofter word for it in the southern states.
literally impossible to make friends in pic related without being an alcoholic.

>> No.14521245

>>14521212
stop being australian

>> No.14522297

>>14515554
I'm both :-)