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>>14510741we already have one you fucking donkey
OP is a colossal retard with at least fifty cocks up his as at any given time. Just because the mods have a dozen hiromoot-approved eceleb shilltube threads going, doesn't mean we should be duplicating other threads.>>14509370
>>14510748It's funny how you can tell when a video was made if they use coconut oil
>>14510748i'd make this
>>14510743This was a really stupid idea.
>>14510743Omg every part of that was painful
>>14510881do Americans REALLY?
>>14510748>not cooking the potatoes to the point they start to break down and thicken the brothdisappointed
>>14510758>BEET!>shows a rutabaga
>>14510881>celebrating childhood obesity
>>14510881>fat stupid kid tries eating poster>I know, get him some fucking chicken
This thread is pretty fucking pathetic.
>>14510881kids can function pretty well while morbidly obese. they can still run and play and do things with their friends, but once they hit adolescence/puberty it becomes a life sentence if parents refused to feed them healthy foods while they were youngi can't wait until having obese children is considered child abusegod knows it'll never happen, but one can dream
>>14510743Source? I need to know what this fuck face looks like. Holy crap.
>>14511288Obviously is a fucking Malay in Singapore
>>14510816What if you're on any other floor?
>>14510806Why that webim is call black panties yoy vile liar
>>14510748a) that's a simmer?b) what the fuck is a langoustine?c) looks iight
>>14510759STAY FUCKING MAD THIS THREAD IS BETTER THAN YOURS FUCKING FAGGOT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14510743This looks tasty as fuck, perfect for me because I love hawain pizza. God damn bacon pepperoni and pineapple. Built for BPP anons (Big Pee Pee) (Bacon Pepperoni Pipneapple)
>>14511666FUAAAAAAKKKK LITERALLY SALVIATINGPINEAPPLE IS SO BASED IT GRILLS LIKE A CHAMP EVEN THOUGH ITS MOSTLY LIQUIDIT RETAINS ITS JUICE THREADS AND STILL GETS A NICE CHAR BURNGOD DAMN PINEAPPLE WHY YOU SO TASTY AND GREAT WITH MEATS
>>14511622>>14511575>>14511558>>14510743>>14511588fuck these recipes fucking fuck pieces of shit making garbage food trash
>>14510881americans are such an embarrassment
>>14510775whats the deal with coconut oil?
>>14511708Coconut oil was really, really fucking popular a couple years ago. Everyone was using it for everything like it was a miracle product. They'd rub it on their feet. Use it as salad dressing. Use it as cooking oil. Used it to bake cookies. Used it as chap stick and to wash their hair.
>>14510881God I want some fried chicken. But I got a bunch of food I gotta eat before I get anything new.
>>14511727it's a fantastic masturbatory lubricant, smells nice
>>14511454I'm not gonna lie. I'm not entire sure how to process a coconut either. I'd probably wrap it in a towel and just bash it with a hammer
>>14511692Its always the same faggot posting shit he likes
>>14511815>the bottom of the tortillas are wet
>>14510816>Go get pizza>Picture of my home is recorded and attached to the direction I gave>Video of me is recorded and attached to the home and my personal data>Facial recognition software is applied to my face>All my information gets compiled in a database and sold to the Chinese goverment>The drone does a few laps of my property for 3d reconstruction and tries to figure out if there is a children's room and if I own two carsBeep beep boop insert tip
>>14511673>putting a fucking leaf in itdo americans really...
>>14511744>he doesn't have a stainless steel drill bit for coconuts in his kitchen
>>14511668I bet that frying oil smells delicious
>>14511700I would add a heavy iron base to that thing. Making it out of plastic should be criminal with how easy it can slip
>>14511843I can see the Chinese slaves who have never seen a taco before in their lives working 24 hours a day making this wondering what kind of alien technology they are assembling
>>14511697Its the Philippines you fucking retard
post more rare jacks
>>14512081I really like this guy.
>>14511655>Rosemary and Thymememe items that add nothing
>>14511815>mixed peppersLiterally the same pepper just with different colors.
>>14512081>>14512087i want someone to handle my asshole like he handles that beef
>>14511499at 7 seconds when she bends down to pick up the bones you can see she's wearing black panties
>>14510816>Shot down by some kids with bb guns
>>14512227there is a very powerful suction cup on it which you can see him activate at the start and at the end you can see he has hard time moving it because he doesn't release it.
these threads used to contain food cringe. what the fuck went wrong?
Should I allow my stable of hot jew girls to leave their kitchens?
>>14510743Bacon cloth is kinda cool. I want to find a use for it.
>>14512081>>14512087Would have a beer with this guy / 10
>>14511727I love frying fish/shrimp in it.
>>14512081everything he does works and he uses a sword lol
>>14510881lmao well atleast he isnt starving right
>>14511628>skimming the crustdo americans really?
>>14511757A variation of this was super popular in the korean neighbourhood in tokyo when i went thereShops selling variations of corndogs with fries on the batter were everywhere
>>14510816tick tock wagie
>>14511742I used to use it as that but after a while my balls were so moist that I started to get jock itch desu
>>14510753looks good, what's the problem?
>>14511744That's how you do it.
>>14512305Yes but they don't all taste the same. Green peppers are more bitter and lack sweetness, and as you go from yellow to orange to red they get sweeter. I like orange ones the best.
>>14512081and a medium diet coke please
>>14511843just use a griddle and flip a tortilla with your hand wtf.
>>14512687Sounds like Shin-Okubo
>>14510743U hate Americans
>>14512288I'm sorry you don't understand the concept of aromatics, anon.
>>14512081most Türkish thing I have ever seen
>>14510806All hail the queen of butching
>>14513049I thought it was interesting that in a survey of the most important inventions of the 20th century the japs said instant ramen was #1
>>14510806God I wish that were me
>>14510816I knew there was a reason to buy a sniper rifle and suppressor
>>14511744Take a screwdriver and a hammer and punch holes in the eyes of the coconut and drain the liquid into a bowl. Then just hit around the perimeter of the coconut with the hammer until it forms a continuous crack and pull it apart.
>>14513049This looks so comfy
>>14511727i put it on my vagina because it bleach the skin
>>14513204h-he bit it like that on purpose, right?
>>14511690At 18seconds a large chunk of minced garlic flings out to the right of the bowl. It made me VERY angry at the wastage because it encapsulates everything wrong with these one-minute top down view trash recipes. They didn't stop to pick it up and put it in, they never scrape the bowls for ingredients properly, etc. I am mad.
>>14511558Congratulations! You just made eating corn on the cob an even bigger pain in the ass than it already was! That's a feat.
>>14513389ya mon now peep this
>>14512405what the fuck. Thats so much
>>14510881>Do what you must, I have already won.
>>14510816It's all cool and fun until:>rain >strong wind >some one decides to destroy the drone with a gun >a flock of birds hit the drone >the pizza fall off >drone cant reach you because of the range limit
>>14513395how the fuck does that even happen?
>>14511742I can't cook with it anymore, the smell just reminds me of sex
>>14511792Based Polynesian even offers you a drink. What a bro.
>>14510816there will be so many roof pizzas
>>14512405What even is that? Pumpkin?
>>14510816>mfw training birds of prey to steal pizzaSet for life.
>>14512405this is all food cringe.cheese + bacon cringe
>>14510743This has promise, but just filling it with chunks of cooked ham doesn't seem right. Might work better with some slow cooked pork shoulder or something like that. Although I guess the pineapple would disintegrate by the time the pork inside is tender.
>>14511757gooks put ketchup on goddamn everything whyyyyyyyy
>>14512405I guess that's for making pumpkin pie filling? I guess it's huge amounts but it doesn't seem that cringy to me.
>>14513049Is that hayao miyazaki?
>>14513402why is he dressed as a tf2 engineer?
>>14514483Ketchup with hotdog and fries isn't exactly a rare combination.
>>14512081do americans really
>>14510766just looked up what this actually is, thought it was just bloated by some cooking process. This is a fucking crisis.
>>14513188based and coconut pilled. Have hardware supplies in my kitchen just in case
>>14511655what the fuck
>>14514527I don't understand what has happened here, is some dick just pushing over their egg stall?
>>14514690"boy's care overturned for not paying bribe">don't understand
>>14514690Egg King Begins, by refusing to pay a Rs 100 Bribe.>Civic officials in Indore allegedly overturned egg cart of a small boy. The officials had warned that the egg cart would be seized if he did not leave the spot
>>14514527Surly Egg Fort Man: Origins
>>14514621Beastmaster class armor
>>14512262Poisoned by American culture.
milk = beerracoon = me last night
>>14511668I want to break those fingers
>>14510881>glorifying child obesity
>>14510743I mean it's a retarded idea and didn;t have to be played at the speed of light. But otherwise, nothing wrong with a cheeky bacon, pineapple beer combo
>>14515145Something something big boy
>>14511596This looks really damn good, everything but the boiled chicken
>>14510743I get that pineapple tends to go good with the swiney taste of pork and maybe there exists a version of this done properly but the procedure in this webm is dogshit and it turned out like dogshit
>>14515145where do I get this
>>14513169Uses glove on his knife hand. Ok
>>14515145it's not obese it's le chunky xD
>>14512661Euros be like "lmao lets just eat the wax"
>>14511843That's actually ingenious
>>14511843that has to be the whitest shit i've ever seen
>>14511297>rutabagaits a turnip, just like your mom
>>14514527Do the actually cook all those eggs in a short period of time? wouldn't it rot in the heat?
>>14515271False, the same whites you're stereotyping don't buy corn tortillas. LAWYERED.
>>14514604two thoughts. i wonder how well these would do in a cock fight with those mud stompers also, kinda made me think of old japanese schoolgirls with the leg warmers.
>>14514621>hunter class>+ armor for 15mins after confirmed kill
>>14514491yeah, the studio does cooking rotations.
>>14512405stuff like this finally killed sugar for me.
>>14514617i have a 2lb hammer that has since been moved to kitchen duty to pound chicken breast flat.
>>14514302>>14514487i'm guessing its sweet potato for candied yams
>>14513166was watching a show about ramen and now they have a space-friendly ramen. shorter noodles and a more gelatinous broth
>>14514527The Surly King does not give his blessing.
>>14514527>boy>that piercingim sure he could've bribed them with something else instead of money
>>14515366i just do not understand this. cloying sweetness on sugar on sugar paste on sugar on sugarjust why? it doesn't even taste good at this point. it's so fucking bad for you too. why would anyone make this? why would anyone eat this? even as a kid, my sweet tooth had a limit.
>>14515528I love this guy
>>14511727i still use it for fried eggs sometimes
>>14511614Everything in China explodes.
>>14515545now you're just being a sourpuss
>>14515544Fuck off pedo
>>14511614This is what happens when you laugh at a joke you hear about Xi Jingping.
>>14514604Do those chickens have diabetes?
>>14514621He should have said he doesn't do leg day
>>14515271I wonder how much money Korean street food vendors make.
Can TipBuzz just go the way of Cooking With Jack and get fucking banned on this board please? Shitty meme food that makes no sense doesn't belong here
>>14510806looks like she's not very good at butchering
>>14512288>>Rosemary and Thyme>meme items that add nothingT. Has never been to Scarborough fair
>>14511884So? What will happen to you after that?
>>14512081The 2 eggs in the giant patty killed me.
>>14515729>oh, look, a jack recipe that actually looks okay>w... wait, is that chocolate>is that fucking chocolate on chicken and veg (and yes I know about mole, fuck you)>chicken to 185?>... this fucking guy, man
>>14515324Sounds wholesome :3
>>14512081still a small portion for someone like moviebob
>>14515626Its a hell of a lot of labor for something that sells for a $1 - $1.50
>>14515737huh, mole can be sold solid?
>>14515528Those are some fucking superior genetics. My teeth would fall out trying that.
>>14515910Most items you get at those kind of stalls are $5-$10
>>14510783why aren't there hot dog fast food places?
>>14515751Why bring movie bob into this
>>14515973because of his infamous tweet?
>>14515971Am fucking korean and can read. The bacon bread is 1,500 won which is $1.26.I have no idea what stalls you're going to, maybe some hipster instagram focused stall in the middle of Gangnam
>>14512227In my kitchen we have a standard heavy duty device like that. No suction cup, just 3 plastic grippy bits that go under it.My dishwasher usually pushes 80 kilos of potatoes through it everyday. Great device for torturing newbies.
>>14515145>single american child servingdo americans really?
>>14515280Just think about all the eggs laid by birds who live in environment like these. They don't rot overnight
>>14510758Didn't brown anything.
>>14511884>sold to the Chinese govermentYou mean to your own government, right ? China won't send cops to your house because your phone recorded you saying bad things against niggers or kikes.>Go get pizza>Picture of my home is recorded and attached to the direction I gave>Video of me is recorded and attached to the home and my personal data>Facial recognition software is applied to my face>All my information gets compiled in a government database >The drone does a few laps of my property for 3d reconstruction and tries to figure out if there is a children's room and if I own two cars>Get send $1000 fine for not wearing a mask while collecting the pizza>Receive a citation for hate crime for not kneeling 8:46 before starting to eat>Your kids aren't dating black guys, aren't playing with a friend of all race, CPS is dispached to your house and your kids are sent to a gaypedo family.>2 cars, not electric ? they get towed, your driving license get revoked, a SWAT team coming through your roof to arrest you and judge you while you lay down on your kitchen floor. You receive a death penalty for ecocide.
>>14512405>damn wypipo can't cook
>The recipe is some shit wrapped with bacon
>>14516295>it ends up tasting delicious unless youre a mohammed
>>14516084Nah m8, thats the school lunch for our preschoolers
>>14511575thank you so much for posting this and videoes like it, I find them so fucking funny, I would have stopped visiting ck ages ago if it was not for this type of funny shit, its like its own genre if comedy.
>>14513446ohh no :(
>>14510766>>14514604this is the best picture someone could find for the wiki article
>>14514869milk = your sisters wet cuntracoon = me and me pals last night
>>14516006>>14516015>>14516020weird listsome of these looks greatbut some of them are either mundane as fuck or just simply gross
>>14510743>le ebin beer maymay! xDpeople who create these videos need to be shot
>>14511596That's a fucking outrage, who in the everlasting fuck boils chicken
>>14512556Or big shrimp
>>14510748>1/16 tspWhat the fuck is the point
>>14511668How can someone be so oblivious to their absolutely fake and annoying "personality"
>>14512405candied yams or just regular yams are so fucking disgusting. Only people who eat that shit are old fat southerners.
>>14515737If it's dark or unsweetened chocolate it could be okay. 185F chicken is unforgivable though.
>>14516132>China won't send cops to your house because your phone recorded you saying bad things against niggers or kikes.That only happens in the UK
>>14510743>baconI have a hard rule, as soon as they get out the bacon I stop watching.
>>14511792Fuckin love this guy
>>14510741I need a 7-foot tall lanky awkward gf
>>14511913Anyone know who this is?
>>14511792What a king.
>>14510766Y no sound
>>14515212Yeah, get a ham, marinate it in pineapple juice and brown sugar and before you roast it cover it in pineapple slices.
>>14511649Five finger filet is a must
>>14514527good fuck that kid
>>14510758i once ordered those soup greens, fucking disgusting and unfit for human consumption. you might be able to boil them into a stock and discard, but i was too disgusted to try.
>>14519025>live in burbank, CA>live next to a weinerschnitzel>every weekend i go and buy family packs of hot dogs among other things>play videogame, watch anime and shitpost as i eat hotdogs nonstopwhat a way to spend my weekends
>>14515292Bad, cock fighting birds are about leg strength and how long talons are, that just looks like alot of bulk asking to be shredded and bled out in the legs while not having any benefit to power of kicking
>>14514491yea, one of, if not the most insufferable faggot in the industry. basically the pretentious artiste combined with a dumb curmudgeon.
>>14510881what a fat piece of shit larvae fuck him and his irresponsible insect parents
>>14515228brie or camembert don't have wax on the outside you retard
>>14511655>bbq sauce on anything other than american bbq or chicken wings
>>14514533gonna need that gunslinger heh
>>14511928the leaf makes it healthy
>>14516959>chickens are reverting themselves back to being dinosaurs
>>14511614This happened to me once with a busted fryer but the explosion was tiny
>>14511928by law pizza needs to have at least one vegetable on top to be legally classified as salad
>>14514604>>14516959>>14519703reject chikun return to dino
>>14519715the downside of cheddar cheese is as soon it cools off ruining the melting cheese effect
>>14510758Hahaha soup is so easy to make just dump in everything at the same time and there you go!
>>14518943this webm made me tired
>>14511805>topping it only in the center for aesthetic purposes, even though it would be better if you topped it to the edgeThis is the most enraging thing about Italian food
>>14512081There is absolutely no reason to mix in those two miniscule eggs, and there is also no reason to use to different kinds of cheese
>>14511614Kitchen in China,the Chinese kitchen,You have a drumstick and your brain stops.
>>14515972There are...But when you go to one you ask the question: "Why are there hotdog fast food places?"t. Toledo, OH temporary "prisoner"
>>14511297There are golden beets...
>>14512661Sadly, many do...they likely think it's wax or plastic like most of their cheeses are wrapped in.(The foodies generally know what real cheese is though)
>>14513169how big is the glove he bought? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXtra large?
>>14513446imagine being his wife and having to deal with that fat, disgusting beast crashing his mobility scooter into your bed while you pretend to sleep, crawling slowly towards you with his one good arm, and then using his cow's tongue to probe your nethers.
>>14514425It-It's TRYING to be a trifle...But it's so fucking WRONG.
>>14514261it never occurred to me that the pizza wasn't sliced
>>14518817This needs the Star Trek fight music dubbed into it.
>>14510741Looks like they're taking a picture for their uber eats listing.
>>14515741Not so much when you consider they're doing it mostly to minimize the amount of time their wagies spend awake and not drawing little girl cartoons.
God I hate americans.
>>14513179What brand SniperRifle (TM) did you buy?
>>14511588This looks sorta interesting desu
>>14510758What a fucked up thumb
>>14515225The one on the right is much prettier
>>14515271What is with the framerate?
>>14510881If I meet someone at a party and they tell me they're a reporter or journalist, I will assume it means they make shit like this and stop talking to them.
>>14510816All those reaction shots make me unreasonably angry.
>>14516784Are you me
>>14511668I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.
>>14512081i'm american and i just came
>>14512081This reminds me of that bit with the eating challenge in the twelve tasks of asterixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc
>>14510816>ayo did u see that shit nigga?>fuck yeah free pizzaand then they take the drone down and the pizza will never be delivered
>>14510816how long until people start shooting them down for fun?