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>> No.14510743
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>> No.14510745

we already have one you fucking donkey

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>> No.14510759

OP is a colossal retard with at least fifty cocks up his as at any given time. Just because the mods have a dozen hiromoot-approved eceleb shilltube threads going, doesn't mean we should be duplicating other threads.


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>> No.14510775

It's funny how you can tell when a video was made if they use coconut oil

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>> No.14511224

i'd make this

>> No.14511228

This was a really stupid idea.

>> No.14511231

Stay mad

>> No.14511277

Omg every part of that was painful

>> No.14511281

delet pls

>> No.14511288

do Americans REALLY?

>> No.14511289

>not cooking the potatoes to the point they start to break down and thicken the broth

>> No.14511297

>shows a rutabaga

>> No.14511299

>celebrating childhood obesity

>> No.14511301

>fat stupid kid tries eating poster
>I know, get him some fucking chicken

>> No.14511340

This thread is pretty fucking pathetic.

>> No.14511370

kids can function pretty well while morbidly obese. they can still run and play and do things with their friends, but once they hit adolescence/puberty it becomes a life sentence if parents refused to feed them healthy foods while they were young
i can't wait until having obese children is considered child abuse
god knows it'll never happen, but one can dream

>> No.14511437


Source? I need to know what this fuck face looks like. Holy crap.

>> No.14511445

Obviously is a fucking Malay in Singapore

>> No.14511454
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>> No.14511467

What if you're on any other floor?

>> No.14511499 [DELETED] 

Why that webim is call black panties yoy vile liar

>> No.14511508
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a) that's a simmer?
b) what the fuck is a langoustine?
c) looks iight

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>> No.14511646

This looks tasty as fuck, perfect for me because I love hawain pizza. God damn bacon pepperoni and pineapple. Built for BPP anons (Big Pee Pee) (Bacon Pepperoni Pipneapple)

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>> No.14511692


fuck these recipes fucking fuck pieces of shit making garbage food trash

>> No.14511697

americans are such an embarrassment

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>> No.14511708


whats the deal with coconut oil?

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>> No.14511727

Coconut oil was really, really fucking popular a couple years ago.
Everyone was using it for everything like it was a miracle product. They'd rub it on their feet. Use it as salad dressing. Use it as cooking oil. Used it to bake cookies. Used it as chap stick and to wash their hair.

>> No.14511737

God I want some fried chicken. But I got a bunch of food I gotta eat before I get anything new.

>> No.14511742

it's a fantastic masturbatory lubricant, smells nice

>> No.14511744

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not entire sure how to process a coconut either.
I'd probably wrap it in a towel and just bash it with a hammer

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>> No.14511825

Its always the same faggot posting shit he likes

>> No.14511830
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>the bottom of the tortillas are wet

>> No.14511884

>Go get pizza
>Picture of my home is recorded and attached to the direction I gave
>Video of me is recorded and attached to the home and my personal data
>Facial recognition software is applied to my face
>All my information gets compiled in a database and sold to the Chinese goverment
>The drone does a few laps of my property for 3d reconstruction and tries to figure out if there is a children's room and if I own two cars
Beep beep boop insert tip

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>> No.14511928

>putting a fucking leaf in it
do americans really...

>> No.14511984

>he doesn't have a stainless steel drill bit for coconuts in his kitchen

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>> No.14512219

I bet that frying oil smells delicious

>> No.14512227

I would add a heavy iron base to that thing. Making it out of plastic should be criminal with how easy it can slip

>> No.14512246

I can see the Chinese slaves who have never seen a taco before in their lives working 24 hours a day making this wondering what kind of alien technology they are assembling

>> No.14512262

Its the Philippines you fucking retard

>> No.14512284

post more rare jacks

>> No.14512286

I really like this guy.

>> No.14512288

>Rosemary and Thyme
meme items that add nothing

>> No.14512305

>mixed peppers
Literally the same pepper just with different colors.

>> No.14512308


i want someone to handle my asshole like he handles that beef

>> No.14512338

at 7 seconds when she bends down to pick up the bones you can see she's wearing black panties

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>Shot down by some kids with bb guns

>> No.14512395

there is a very powerful suction cup on it which you can see him activate at the start and at the end you can see he has hard time moving it because he doesn't release it.

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these threads used to contain food cringe. what the fuck went wrong?

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Should I allow my stable of hot jew girls to leave their kitchens?

>> No.14512499

Bacon cloth is kinda cool. I want to find a use for it.

>> No.14512529

Would have a beer with this guy / 10

>> No.14512538

I love frying fish/shrimp in it.

>> No.14512548

everything he does works and he uses a sword lol

>> No.14512554

lmao well atleast he isnt starving right

>> No.14512556

Tiny lobsters

>> No.14512661

>skimming the crust
do americans really?

>> No.14512687

A variation of this was super popular in the korean neighbourhood in tokyo when i went there
Shops selling variations of corndogs with fries on the batter were everywhere

>> No.14512858

tick tock wagie

>> No.14512871

I used to use it as that but after a while my balls were so moist that I started to get jock itch desu

>> No.14512874

looks good, what's the problem?

>> No.14512905

That's how you do it.

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>> No.14512927

Yes but they don't all taste the same. Green peppers are more bitter and lack sweetness, and as you go from yellow to orange to red they get sweeter. I like orange ones the best.

>> No.14512958

and a medium diet coke please

>> No.14512959

just use a griddle and flip a tortilla with your hand wtf.

>> No.14512992


Sounds like Shin-Okubo

>> No.14513019

U hate Americans

>> No.14513042

I'm sorry you don't understand the concept of aromatics, anon.

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>> No.14513050

most Türkish thing I have ever seen

>> No.14513058

All hail the queen of butching

>> No.14513166

I thought it was interesting that in a survey of the most important inventions of the 20th century the japs said instant ramen was #1

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>> No.14513176

God I wish that were me

>> No.14513179

I knew there was a reason to buy a sniper rifle and suppressor

>> No.14513188

Take a screwdriver and a hammer and punch holes in the eyes of the coconut and drain the liquid into a bowl. Then just hit around the perimeter of the coconut with the hammer until it forms a continuous crack and pull it apart.

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>> No.14513212

This looks so comfy

>> No.14513218

i put it on my vagina because it bleach the skin

>> No.14513389

h-he bit it like that on purpose, right?

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At 18seconds a large chunk of minced garlic flings out to the right of the bowl. It made me VERY angry at the wastage because it encapsulates everything wrong with these one-minute top down view trash recipes. They didn't stop to pick it up and put it in, they never scrape the bowls for ingredients properly, etc. I am mad.

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Of course

>> No.14513433

Congratulations! You just made eating corn on the cob an even bigger pain in the ass than it already was! That's a feat.

>> No.14513439

Get fucked.

>> No.14513446
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ya mon now peep this

>> No.14513828

what the fuck. Thats so much

>> No.14514003

>Do what you must, I have already won.

>> No.14514010

It's all cool and fun until:
>strong wind
>some one decides to destroy the drone with a gun
>a flock of birds hit the drone
>the pizza fall off
>drone cant reach you because of the range limit

>> No.14514029

Insufferable twat

>> No.14514041

how the fuck does that even happen?

>> No.14514112
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>Mint Leves

>> No.14514123

I can't cook with it anymore, the smell just reminds me of sex

>> No.14514128


>> No.14514131

Based Polynesian even offers you a drink. What a bro.

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there will be so many roof pizzas

>> No.14514302


What even is that? Pumpkin?

>> No.14514330

>mfw training birds of prey to steal pizza
Set for life.

>> No.14514425
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>> No.14514427

this is all food cringe.
cheese + bacon cringe

>> No.14514460

This has promise, but just filling it with chunks of cooked ham doesn't seem right. Might work better with some slow cooked pork shoulder or something like that. Although I guess the pineapple would disintegrate by the time the pork inside is tender.

>> No.14514483

gooks put ketchup on goddamn everything whyyyyyyyy

>> No.14514487

I guess that's for making pumpkin pie filling? I guess it's huge amounts but it doesn't seem that cringy to me.

>> No.14514491

Is that hayao miyazaki?

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>> No.14514533

why is he dressed as a tf2 engineer?

>> No.14514543

Ketchup with hotdog and fries isn't exactly a rare combination.

>> No.14514603

do americans really

>> No.14514604
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just looked up what this actually is, thought it was just bloated by some cooking process. This is a fucking crisis.

>> No.14514617

based and coconut pilled. Have hardware supplies in my kitchen just in case

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>> No.14514678

what the fuck

>> No.14514690

I don't understand what has happened here, is some dick just pushing over their egg stall?

>> No.14514699

"boy's care overturned for not paying bribe"
>don't understand

>> No.14514712

Egg King Begins, by refusing to pay a Rs 100 Bribe.

>Civic officials in Indore allegedly overturned egg cart of a small boy. The officials had warned that the egg cart would be seized if he did not leave the spot

>> No.14514736


Surly Egg Fort Man: Origins

>> No.14514768

Beastmaster class armor

>> No.14514850


Poisoned by American culture.

>> No.14514869
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milk = beer
racoon = me last night

>> No.14515123


I want to break those fingers

>> No.14515145
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>glorifying child obesity

>> No.14515162


>> No.14515174

I mean it's a retarded idea and didn;t have to be played at the speed of light. But otherwise, nothing wrong with a cheeky bacon, pineapple beer combo

>> No.14515187

Something something big boy

>> No.14515191

This looks really damn good, everything but the boiled chicken

>> No.14515212

I get that pineapple tends to go good with the swiney taste of pork and maybe there exists a version of this done properly but the procedure in this webm is dogshit and it turned out like dogshit

>> No.14515216

where do I get this

>> No.14515221

Uses glove on his knife hand. Ok

>> No.14515225
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it's not obese it's le chunky xD

>> No.14515228

Euros be like "lmao lets just eat the wax"

>> No.14515246

That's actually ingenious

>> No.14515271
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that has to be the whitest shit i've ever seen

>> No.14515277

its a turnip, just like your mom

>> No.14515280

Do the actually cook all those eggs in a short period of time? wouldn't it rot in the heat?

>> No.14515285

False, the same whites you're stereotyping don't buy corn tortillas. LAWYERED.

>> No.14515287

Based retards

>> No.14515292

two thoughts.
i wonder how well these would do in a cock fight with those mud stompers
also, kinda made me think of old japanese schoolgirls with the leg warmers.

>> No.14515308

>hunter class
>+ armor for 15mins after confirmed kill

>> No.14515324

yeah, the studio does cooking rotations.

>> No.14515327

stuff like this finally killed sugar for me.

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>> No.14515403
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i have a 2lb hammer that has since been moved to kitchen duty to pound chicken breast flat.

>> No.14515497

i'm guessing its sweet potato for candied yams

>> No.14515511

was watching a show about ramen and now they have a space-friendly ramen. shorter noodles and a more gelatinous broth

>> No.14515521

The Surly King does not give his blessing.

>> No.14515528


>> No.14515544
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>that piercing
im sure he could've bribed them with something else instead of money

>> No.14515545

i just do not understand this.
cloying sweetness on sugar on sugar paste on sugar on sugar

just why? it doesn't even taste good at this point. it's so fucking bad for you too. why would anyone make this? why would anyone eat this? even as a kid, my sweet tooth had a limit.

>> No.14515548

I love this guy

>> No.14515553

i still use it for fried eggs sometimes

>> No.14515555


Everything in China explodes.

>> No.14515557
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now you're just being a sourpuss

>> No.14515563

Fuck off pedo

>> No.14515578

This is what happens when you laugh at a joke you hear about Xi Jingping.

>> No.14515592


>> No.14515608

Do those chickens have diabetes?

>> No.14515612
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>> No.14515620

He should have said he doesn't do leg day

>> No.14515626

I wonder how much money Korean street food vendors make.

>> No.14515657

Can TipBuzz just go the way of Cooking With Jack and get fucking banned on this board please? Shitty meme food that makes no sense doesn't belong here

>> No.14515676

looks like she's not very good at butchering

>> No.14515679

>>Rosemary and Thyme
>meme items that add nothing
T. Has never been to Scarborough fair

>> No.14515723


So? What will happen to you after that?

>> No.14515728

The 2 eggs in the giant patty killed me.

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>> No.14515737

>oh, look, a jack recipe that actually looks okay
>w... wait, is that chocolate
>is that fucking chocolate on chicken and veg (and yes I know about mole, fuck you)
>chicken to 185?
>... this fucking guy, man

>> No.14515741

Sounds wholesome :3

>> No.14515751
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still a small portion for someone like moviebob

>> No.14515864

based Kap

>> No.14515910

Its a hell of a lot of labor for something that sells for a $1 - $1.50

>> No.14515957

huh, mole can be sold solid?

>> No.14515958

Those are some fucking superior genetics. My teeth would fall out trying that.

>> No.14515971

Most items you get at those kind of stalls are $5-$10

>> No.14515972

why aren't there hot dog fast food places?

>> No.14515973

Why bring movie bob into this

>> No.14515983
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because of his infamous tweet?

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>> No.14516046

Am fucking korean and can read. The bacon bread is 1,500 won which is $1.26.

I have no idea what stalls you're going to, maybe some hipster instagram focused stall in the middle of Gangnam

>> No.14516081

In my kitchen we have a standard heavy duty device like that. No suction cup, just 3 plastic grippy bits that go under it.
My dishwasher usually pushes 80 kilos of potatoes through it everyday. Great device for torturing newbies.

>> No.14516084

>single american child serving
do americans really?

>> No.14516091

Just think about all the eggs laid by birds who live in environment like these. They don't rot overnight

>> No.14516117

Didn't brown anything.

>> No.14516132

>sold to the Chinese goverment
You mean to your own government, right ? China won't send cops to your house because your phone recorded you saying bad things against niggers or kikes.
>Go get pizza
>Picture of my home is recorded and attached to the direction I gave
>Video of me is recorded and attached to the home and my personal data
>Facial recognition software is applied to my face
>All my information gets compiled in a government database
>The drone does a few laps of my property for 3d reconstruction and tries to figure out if there is a children's room and if I own two cars
>Get send $1000 fine for not wearing a mask while collecting the pizza
>Receive a citation for hate crime for not kneeling 8:46 before starting to eat
>Your kids aren't dating black guys, aren't playing with a friend of all race, CPS is dispached to your house and your kids are sent to a gaypedo family.
>2 cars, not electric ? they get towed, your driving license get revoked, a SWAT team coming through your roof to arrest you and judge you while you lay down on your kitchen floor. You receive a death penalty for ecocide.

>> No.14516184

>damn wypipo can't cook

>> No.14516295
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>The recipe is some shit wrapped with bacon

>> No.14516308

>it ends up tasting delicious unless youre a mohammed

>> No.14516311

Nah m8, thats the school lunch for our preschoolers

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>> No.14516460


thank you so much for posting this and videoes like it, I find them so fucking funny, I would have stopped visiting ck ages ago if it was not for this type of funny shit, its like its own genre if comedy.

>> No.14516482

ohh no :(

>> No.14516483
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this is the best picture someone could find for the wiki article

>> No.14516497

milk = your sisters wet cunt
racoon = me and me pals last night

>> No.14516508

weird list
some of these looks great
but some of them are either mundane as fuck or just simply gross

>> No.14516515

>le ebin beer maymay! xD
people who create these videos need to be shot

>> No.14516539

That's a fucking outrage, who in the everlasting fuck boils chicken

>> No.14516540

>diabetes incoming

>> No.14516676

Or big shrimp

>> No.14516689

>1/16 tsp
What the fuck is the point

>> No.14516747

How can someone be so oblivious to their absolutely fake and annoying "personality"

>> No.14516751

candied yams or just regular yams are so fucking disgusting. Only people who eat that shit are old fat southerners.

>> No.14516758

If it's dark or unsweetened chocolate it could be okay. 185F chicken is unforgivable though.

>> No.14516764

>China won't send cops to your house because your phone recorded you saying bad things against niggers or kikes.
That only happens in the UK

>> No.14516784

I have a hard rule, as soon as they get out the bacon I stop watching.

>> No.14516803

Fuckin love this guy

>> No.14516925

I need a 7-foot tall lanky awkward gf

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>> No.14516998

Anyone know who this is?

>> No.14517038

What a king.

>> No.14517052

Y no sound

>> No.14517087
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>> No.14517132

Yeah, get a ham, marinate it in pineapple juice and brown sugar and before you roast it cover it in pineapple slices.

>> No.14517273

Five finger filet is a must

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>> No.14518933

good fuck that kid

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>> No.14519050

i once ordered those soup greens, fucking disgusting and unfit for human consumption. you might be able to boil them into a stock and discard, but i was too disgusted to try.

>> No.14519052
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>live in burbank, CA
>live next to a weinerschnitzel
>every weekend i go and buy family packs of hot dogs among other things
>play videogame, watch anime and shitpost as i eat hotdogs nonstop
what a way to spend my weekends

>> No.14519059

Bad, cock fighting birds are about leg strength and how long talons are, that just looks like alot of bulk asking to be shredded and bled out in the legs while not having any benefit to power of kicking

>> No.14519177

yea, one of, if not the most insufferable faggot in the industry. basically the pretentious artiste combined with a dumb curmudgeon.

>> No.14519535

what a fat piece of shit larvae fuck him and his irresponsible insect parents

>> No.14519595

brie or camembert don't have wax on the outside you retard

>> No.14519602
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>bbq sauce on anything other than american bbq or chicken wings

>> No.14519610


Stormy Daniels

>> No.14519635

gonna need that gunslinger heh

>> No.14519688

the leaf makes it healthy

>> No.14519703
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>chickens are reverting themselves back to being dinosaurs

>> No.14519713

This happened to me once with a busted fryer but the explosion was tiny

>> No.14519715
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by law pizza needs to have at least one vegetable on top to be legally classified as salad

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>> No.14519822

reject chikun return to dino

>> No.14519853

absolutely disgusting

>> No.14519889
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the downside of cheddar cheese is as soon it cools off ruining the melting cheese effect

>> No.14519928

Hahaha soup is so easy to make just dump in everything at the same time and there you go!

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>> No.14520016

this webm made me tired

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>> No.14520441

>topping it only in the center for aesthetic purposes, even though it would be better if you topped it to the edge

This is the most enraging thing about Italian food

>> No.14520488

There is absolutely no reason to mix in those two miniscule eggs, and there is also no reason to use to different kinds of cheese

>> No.14520817

Kitchen in China,
the Chinese kitchen,
You have a drumstick and your brain stops.

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>> No.14520995

There are...But when you go to one you ask the question: "Why are there hotdog fast food places?"
t. Toledo, OH temporary "prisoner"

>> No.14521009

There are golden beets...

>> No.14521051

Sadly, many do...they likely think it's wax or plastic like most of their cheeses are wrapped in.
(The foodies generally know what real cheese is though)

>> No.14521061

how big is the glove he bought? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXtra large?

>> No.14521064

imagine being his wife and having to deal with that fat, disgusting beast crashing his mobility scooter into your bed while you pretend to sleep, crawling slowly towards you with his one good arm, and then using his cow's tongue to probe your nethers.

>> No.14521187

It-It's TRYING to be a trifle...But it's so fucking WRONG.

>> No.14521210

it never occurred to me that the pizza wasn't sliced

>> No.14521251
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This needs the Star Trek fight music dubbed into it.

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>> No.14521910

Looks like they're taking a picture for their uber eats listing.

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>> No.14522241

vomit inducing

>> No.14522260

Not so much when you consider they're doing it mostly to minimize the amount of time their wagies spend awake and not drawing little girl cartoons.

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>> No.14522274

based pedo

>> No.14522424

God I hate americans.

>> No.14522596
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What brand SniperRifle (TM) did you buy?

>> No.14523273

This looks sorta interesting desu

>> No.14523286

What a fucked up thumb

>> No.14523345

The one on the right is much prettier

>> No.14523348

What is with the framerate?

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If I meet someone at a party and they tell me they're a reporter or journalist, I will assume it means they make shit like this and stop talking to them.

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All those reaction shots make me unreasonably angry.

>> No.14523758

Are you me

>> No.14523779
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I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

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that chopping

>> No.14524035

i'm american and i just came

>> No.14524043

This reminds me of that bit with the eating challenge in the twelve tasks of asterix

>> No.14524048

>ayo did u see that shit nigga?
>fuck yeah free pizza
and then they take the drone down and the pizza will never be delivered

>> No.14524057

how long until people start shooting them down for fun?

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