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14506627 No.14506627 [Reply] [Original]

My friends and I have a little game we like to call the "KFC test"
We invite someone to hang out and we get KFC.
If they even utter
>"KFC??? Really???"
they fail the test.
They get no chicken and they don't get invited to anymore hangouts.
If you can't appreciate a lil KFC how you gonna graduate to Popeyes and Cane's?
You gotta love the feeling of mud between your toes before you can run.

We do the same thing with the movie National Treasure.
>What's the movie tonight?
>National Treasure
>National Treasure??? Really???
>Get out of my fucking apartment.

>> No.14506630

>>14506627
didn't they get rid of the potato wedges?

>> No.14506637

>>14506627
also kfc man on the bucket has a little tiny stick body

>> No.14506638

Why would you start with shit when you can go to something better?

>> No.14506650

>>14506627
So you haze people for not playing along with your ironic indulgence in trash food and media? Reddit is that a way >>>>> and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

>> No.14506671

>>14506650
Redditors are the ones who have weird hangups with food.
>Pinapple on pizza???
>REALLY???
>DID YOU SAY MOIST???

>> No.14506678

>>14506650
>ironic indulgence
also, nothing ironic about it, buddy

>> No.14506693

haha i wouldn't be caught dead eating kfc with a bunch of fucking losers who get sympathetic over a bucket of shit chicken. I'd rather eat shit than kfc.

>> No.14506739

>>14506671
>people not liking pineapple on pizza is a new, reddit thing
buddy I'm 27 and I've never liked it, not the first time I had it when I was 4, and not last week at my buddy's house

>> No.14506744

>he doesn't like National Treasure
awful taste tbch

>> No.14506754
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14506754

KFC is good

>> No.14506786

>>14506754
I like the wedges, mac and cheese, cole slaw, mashed potatoes
I almost like the sides more than the chicken

>> No.14506795

>>14506627
>I pay a 300% premium for soggy grade D chicken when I could've got Popeye's instead, despite knowing Popeye's is vastly superior and cheaper, as a joke.
>Also I am a complete fucking retard who thinks Cane's unseasoned chicken and flavorless breading is somehow greater than the sum of its parts and worth mentioning in the same breath as Popeye's, please rape my face.
I give you a B+ for the multifaceted bait.

>> No.14506846

>>14506795
KFC isn't "soggy", it's just regular old school fried chicken skin. That's why they have the "extra crispy" option for you new fangled man children who are filtered by skin.

>> No.14506853

>>14506627
KFC isn't fried chicken. It's pressure-cooked.

>> No.14506866

>>14506795
>Cane's unseasoned chicken and flavorless breading
Sounds like you have poor taste buds
Also you have to try it with the Louisianan hot sauce

>> No.14506874

>>14506853
Who said anything about it being fried? Also, it's not called KPCC.

>> No.14506879

>>14506853
Yeah, pressure fried you fucking tard

>> No.14506884

>>14506627
I wish I had friends.

>> No.14506891

most people probably wouldn't want to be friends with snobs anyway so you're doing everyone a favor

>> No.14506904

>>14506637
Can't unsee it. Thanks

>> No.14506909

>>14506795
KFC is cheaper than Popeyes

>> No.14506921

>>14506866
there are a million fried chicken chains with actual quality tenders and yet you sit here and defend low quality shite with "dude douse it in sauce lmao"
you can put sauce on good food too dumbfuck

>> No.14506973

>>14506921
I like it without the sauce too though
The sauce is just another nice way to have it
Also, douse in sauce? ew dude
It just needs a dab

>> No.14506999

>>14506973
the batter, inferior
the meat, subpar
the spices, nonexistent

how many different brands of fried tenderloins have you actually eaten in your lifetime because if the number is above 3 and you still maintain cane's to be anything notable i'd be worried about that palate of yours

>> No.14507010

>>14506627
>National Treasure? I just watched that yesterday!

>> No.14507013

>>14506627
yeah but national treasure is good while kfc is shit

>> No.14507020

>>14506627
>We do the same thing with the movie National Treasure.
>What's the movie tonight?
>National Treasure
>National Treasure??? Really???
>Get out of my fucking apartment.
But that movie is unironically good. It’s basically a modern B movie, and those are hilarious with friends.

>> No.14507043

>>14506627
The service at KFC is dogshit trash.
The food's not even bad, just needs to be rested on a rack instead of on a tray and placed into lacquered cardboard.

>> No.14507051

>>14506627
I like KFC just wish the biscuits were better

>> No.14507053

>>14506973
This nigger dabbing on sauce.

>> No.14507058

>>14507043
>Lacquered Cardboard
Don't you fucking touch my bucket faggot

>> No.14507115

>>14507053
U know it

>> No.14507119

>>14506999
>the meat, subpar
comes out juicy and succulent every time my friend

>> No.14507138

they call it KFC because it's not really chicken

>> No.14507148

Is this a lowkey National Treasure-shilling thread?
I saw it on Disney+ and have never seen it, ya'll are making me want to check it out.

>> No.14507155

>>14507148
>ya'll are making me want to check it out
I like it because it reminds me of comfy times as a kid in 2004. You might not like it as much without that nostalgic lens. It just makes me feel comfy in a way that no other movie does. I get the same feeling from listening to Eels and playing Might and Magic 6.
It's just what I was into at the time.

>> No.14507178

>>14506650
>>14506671
rent free

>> No.14507183

>>14507148
it's fun, a pretty classic shut your brain off movie. plus diane kruger

>> No.14507203

KFC in China had this side of steamed rice with gravy over top of it, and mushrooms, corn, peas and carrots on top of that. It was pretty damned good. Was sad when they took it off the menu. Also used to be able to get packets of seasoning powder to toss on top of your popcorn chicken, some of them were unique.
>>14506999
>the spices, nonexistent
Eleven herbs and spices, jogger!

>> No.14507218

>>14507203
>KFC in China had this side of steamed rice with gravy over top of it, and mushrooms, corn, peas and carrots on top of that.
Sounds so good. I'm a sucker for those kinds of dishes.

>> No.14507223

>>14507203
>Eleven herbs and spices, jogger!
He's talking about Cane's but it's okay. He's still wrong.

>> No.14507225

>>14506650
unironically based sincerityposter

>> No.14507257

wtf?!?!?!?! KFC WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR TO POPEYES..... You have failed me yet again starscream....

>> No.14507262

I like both desu

>> No.14507269

National treasure is a good fucking movie and I'll die before you chucklefucks disrespect it

>> No.14507290

>>14507269
KFC is like National Treasure. In the 80s, there were better adventure films and better fried chicken.

>> No.14507297

>>14507290
Please be quiet

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>>14506671
moist like your mom's cheese filled pussy.

>> No.14507390

>>14507148
It's as good as a family movie with nic cage about using what you learned in history class on a treasure hunt possibly could be

>> No.14507394

>>14507390
>treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence
>what you learned in history class

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14507401

>>14507390
>It's as good as a family movie
It's not good as a movie, though.

>> No.14507406

>>14507401
what's your point? you're not one of those people who read Harry Potter for the first time when they were 26 and hated it are you?

>> No.14507419

>>14507401
Is pic related you, because it sure does sound like it you jaded fuck

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14507430

>>14507406
I don't hate Harry Potter, I haven't read it. It doesn't hold any interest for me.
As to my point, I'm just stating my opinion that it wasn't a very good movie in general.

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14507445

>>14507430

>> No.14507450

>>14507148
It's got Nick Cage so actually it's top tier for its genre. And I mean that btw. Nick Cage is probably the greatest actor of his generation (actors who came up in the 80s)

>> No.14507455

Most of the KFCs near me are completely ghetto and nasty as fuck. They only get away with with it because all of the health department inspectors are nigresses that eat there and get free food even though they know it is covered in trash and grease.. I'd have to drive 30 miles to go to a nice KFC and I'd rather just go to Popeye's instead. The last time I ate KFC it was a shadow of its former self, that Chinese buyout ruined what little value they had.

>> No.14507517

>>14507455
We must return KFC to the former glory of our youth

>> No.14507525

>>14507517
Mein Chicken

>> No.14507645

>>14507450
It's not even top tier for it's genre if you consider Nick Cage to be the genre.

>> No.14507667

>>14506627
KFC is better than Popeyes and Cane's

>> No.14507858

>>14507645
No it's genre is G-PG rated action adventure and Nick Cage's performance makes it top tier. Nick's best performance is Raising Arizona imo

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14507898

none of this matters now because they discontinued wedges and pic related

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>>14506650
imagine getting upset gatekeeping on 4chan, where literally everyone gatekeeps

>> No.14508270

>>14507898
>discontinued wedges
no way, are you serious?