/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14505093]

Do most gas stations still sell this stuff or is the one near me just weird?

[Anonymous No.14505119]

>>14505093
Most gas stations in the bad to average part of town will have these. This is considered bum wine and are frequently drank by blacks, homeless, kids, and people too dumb to know better. Which are you?

[Anonymous No.14505148]

>>14505119
OP here. I'm just a 40IQ drunkard.

[Anonymous No.14505164]

>>14505093
yes

[Anonymous No.14505218]

>>14505093
Depends on the state. Some gas stations only sell beer, but I remember seeing hard liquor for sale in Michigan.

[Anonymous No.14505229]

>>14505093
This is a very popular drink in Scotland, though I can only speak for Glasgow and the surrounding areas.

[Anonymous No.14505250]

>>14505093
Yes, high school and college kids get drunk off this shit

[Anonymous No.14505288]

>>14505148
>black

[Anonymous No.14505478]

>In some places the government actually treats people like adults and allows them to buy alcohol in gas stations

[Anonymous No.14505491]

>>14505093

[Anonymous No.14505493]

>>14505093
Why is blue raspberry the only one with the Bling Bling chain?

[Anonymous No.14505497]

>>14505478
Yeah I live in PA. You want to buy beer AND liquor at the same place? No, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.14505524]

>>14505093
tastes like my days in the USMC

chilling in the barracks as a single NCO, 2651

i wish i had the opportunity to be killed

[Anonymous No.14505580]

>>14505493
take a wild guess...

[Anonymous No.14505582]

>>14505093
>Do most gas stations still sell this stuff or is the one near me just weird?
I mean, yeah, that's what gas stations are for: fuel.

[Anonymous No.14505777]

>>14505288
/thread

[Anonymous No.14505783]

Haven't had one since I was 16. Those were fun times.

[Anonymous No.14505826]

>>14505093
>live in Canada
>the only chain that sells is booze is called Liquor Control Board of Ontario
>Iits actually run by the liquor multinationals
Its some weird form of corporate socialism .Truly disgusting

[Anonymous No.14505854]

>>14505093
Do Scotch people really...?

>New MD 2020 Electric Melon flavour so popular customers RAN from their cars to buy tonic wine as it arrived at Falkirk shop

>SCOTS were so desperate to get their hands on the new MD 2020 flavour they came RUNNING from their cars as soon as it was delivered to a Falkirk shop.

>Asiyah Javed, 33, and husband Jawad Javed, 34, have been working non-stop since their DAY TODAY Express store in Stenhousemuir started stocking Electric Melon on Tuesday.

>And the new tonic wine flavour is so popular the couple have been forced to limit customers to buying just two bottles - with other shopkeepers even sending pals to buy it for them.

>Asiyah bought in 840 bottles after a post teasing the new product went viral on their Facebook page.

>...fans of the US fruity tonic wine, commonly referred to as 'Mad Dog', have travelled from as far as Perth to get their hands on some.

>Customers queued out the door and onto the street to get a taste of the drink, which also comes in seven other flavours Orange Jubilee, Banana Red, Blue Raspberry, Red Grape Wine, Dragon Fruit, Peaches & Cream and Strawberry-Kiwi.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4001809/md-2020-mad-dog-electric-melon-day-today-stenhousemuir-falkirk-shop/

[Anonymous No.14505859]

>>14505854
>One lad appeared jealous on seeing a pal online with the bottle, asking: "Where'd you source that nectar?" before admitting he'd "keep an eye out" when told it was in Stenhousemuir.

>The store eventually had to post on their own Facebook channel to explain they had managed to procure the bottles - but were limiting purchase to two per customer due to popular demand.

>They posted: "Sorry for not replying we are very busy at the moment, we have electric melon MD 20/20 but going fast so now it’s 2 per customer".

>Premier KK convenience store in Kilwinning also showed off bottles on their page as did Day Today in Bridgeton.

>Plenty other punters also took to social media to demand their fill of the new flavour available from overseas.

>One said: "Where’s a bottle of that electric melon mad dog to cheer a boy up".

>Another commented: "Fkin chokin tae try this electric melon, wee wine testeing night anycunt".

>One wrote: "Horny for electric melon".

>A fourth said: "Half of Scotland will be onit the night cause that electric melon 20/20".

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3989949/mad-dog-2020-queues-scotland-glasgow-falkirk-new-flavour-electric-melon/

[Anonymous No.14506234]

>>14505491
The patritions choice

[Anonymous No.14506257]

>>14505093
You’re lucky your gas station sells alcohol, Minnesota has retarded laws and gas stations can’t sell alcohol.

[Anonymous No.14506266]

>>14505491
I both miss and am glad I don't live in Modesto anymore

[Anonymous No.14506273]

>>14505288
Nice

[Anonymous No.14506278]

>>14505497
Same in MN. Not based at all.

[Anonymous No.14506300]

>>14505859
>>Another commented: "Fkin chokin tae try this electric melon, wee wine testeing night anycunt".
What a meme

[Anonymous No.14507866]

>>14505478
>Hawaii let's you buy booze anywhere.
But only till midnight. Once the clock strikes twelve you magically become a child again and can't buy alcohol, unless of course you are in a bar or nightclub. You can buy alcohol till 4 am.
>Why are there so many dui's?

[Anonymous No.14507871]

>>14505093
I have never seen it in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.14507873]

>>14505497
>>14506278
>Living east of the Rockies

[Anonymous No.14507880]

>>14506234
Is Spirytus still being imported? I can't find it anymore.

[Anonymous No.14507929]

>>14505093
>freshman year on D2 Collegiate team
>all rookies had to go through a night of drinking
>malt, vodka, whiskey, more malt, more vodka, etc.
>it took everything in my power to hold it all back
>last challenge was to polish off a Mad Dog with a vet of your choosing
>my vet made me drink most of it before I nearly puked into the fucking bottle
>spend the next 6 hours in and out of consciousness vomiting into a toilet
My stomach turns out of reflex whenever I see that shit. Still the best 4 years of my life though.

[Anonymous No.14508277]

>>14505093
>certified color
wha

[Anonymous No.14508355]

>>14505854
>>14505859

So it's like Monster Energy Zero, but for Scots?

[Anonymous No.14508384]

>>14507929
>my frat abused me and I loved it

What's it like being the biggest cuck in the universe? Do they still black your girl every weekend?

[Anonymous No.14508547]

>>14506234
>95%
Jesus.
...I assume people use to mix ....right??

[Anonymous No.14509042]

>>14505119
>Which are you?

Let me get uhh...

[Anonymous No.14509047]

>>14505093
why can't retards just buy hard liquor like normal people do, anything from a gas station including beer is shit for getting drunk.

[Anonymous No.14509076]

>>14505493
>>14505580
Behead those who insult huckleberry

[Anonymous No.14509078]

>>14508384
God geeds are so lame

[Anonymous No.14509089]

>>14505478
Gas station near me got new ownership and they stopped selling alcohol completely. Makes me wonder why you'd lose that amount of money willingly