/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14504277]

Based or cringe?

[Anonymous No.14504322]

>>14504277
>individually wrapped slices of synthetic cheese

[Anonymous No.14504331]

>>14504322
What part of it is "synthetic"?

[Anonymous No.14504337]

>>14504277
based but this free cheese is much better

[Anonymous No.14504339]

>>14504277
Now what the fuck does "based on cringe" mean

[Anonymous No.14504382]

>>14504339
Based blind retard.

[Anonymous No.14504393]

>>14504382
Haha, you fell for it

[Anonymous No.14504408]

Why does it make yuros seethe? Because they cant afford it I suppose

[Anonymous No.14504416]

>>14504277
cant have a grilled cheese without these

[Anonymous No.14504431]

>>14504393
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded!

[Anonymous No.14504454]

>>14504408
Actually, you can find cheesy singles in pretty much every country around the world.

[Anonymous No.14504462]

>>14504331
The only thing "synthetic" and pathetic is eurotrash constantly jealous of the USA.

[Anonymous No.14504468]

>>14504462
No, their jealousy is pretty organic and well-founded.

[Anonymous No.14504746]

one time i went to the store with my friend and his brother and we were going to have a movie night and watch donny darko and i got a thing of kraft american singles for my snack and they looked at me like i was crazy

[Anonymous No.14504986]

>>14504468
>organic
So covered in shit, bugs, and artificially expensive.

[Anonymous No.14505017]

>>14504746
mmm, 64 slices of American cheese

[Anonymous No.14505027]

>>14505017
...I think I'm blind.

[Anonymous No.14505032]

>american cheese

I know people thats been to usa and they say american cheese taste like plastic. Is it true?

[Anonymous No.14505043]

>>14505032
It's false. The use of the word "plastic" comes from the legal definition of what constitutes "American cheese".

American cheese is "plastic" as in "pliable", not as in an "organic polymer". I understand, a lot of ESLs have trouble with English words having multiple meanings. Simply put, a number of cheese are considered under the legal definition of "American cheese". If it is plastic (pliable), instead of being crumbly or fluid, then it's American cheese.

Good luck on your TOEFL!

[Anonymous No.14505146]

>>14504277
taste like shit. the Singles taste very different compared to actual american cheese

[Anonymous No.14505152]

vs

[Anonymous No.14505170]

it always amazes me that americans, who love cheese so much only eat such dog shit quality "cheese" this isnt even real cheese, if you love something so much wouldnt you want to get the best quality possible?

[Anonymous No.14505184]

>>14505170
It's one of the better cheeses for burgers and grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.14505211]

>>14505170
You can get any kind of cheese in the US. It's one of the benefits of having a globally connected and diverse economy.

[Anonymous No.14505216]

>>14504331
the plastic wrapping designed to ensure freshness over long periods of time

[Anonymous No.14505235]

>>14505216
That's not really a part of the cheese, though.

[Anonymous No.14505241]

>>14505235
You're supposed to take it off?

[Anonymous No.14505255]

>>14505241
Yep

[Anonymous No.14505269]

>>14505255
That's worrying..

[Anonymous No.14505282]

>>14504277
do any of you guys process your own cheese? I recently got a 5 lb bag of sodium citrate and I've made processed cheese sauce. I've read that if you use little water you will end up with sliceable cheese.

[Anonymous No.14505285]

>>14505170
it's the US. quantity > quality

[Anonymous No.14505292]

>>14504462
>>14504468
This is hardcore projecting, Just letting you know

[Anonymous No.14505331]

>>14505255
Not true. It's made from the same edible plastic that is used for the stickers that go on produce and casing for deli meats like pepperoni, salami etc. People have the ingrained habit of peeling them all off but there's absolutely no need, the FDA specifically deemed them non-toxic. If they were toxic, they wouldn't be able to go on food.

[Anonymous No.14505337]

>>14504277
Based af. Only fucking snobs who have their head up their ass don't like it

[Anonymous No.14505417]

>>14504277
Neither you fucking drone.

[Anonymous No.14505499]

>>14505331
I've seen paints and glue labelled as non-toxic. Doesn't mean you're supposed to eat them. You really have to be retarded to think "non-toxic" and "edible" are the same thing.

[Anonymous No.14505516]

>>14505499
Nope, it's definitely edible. Food-grade is a thing. Educate yourself.

[Anonymous No.14505520]

>>14505516
Food-grade steel cutlery isn't edible... Is it?

[Anonymous No.14505529]

>>14504277
For burgers & sandwiches? Based.
For snacking? Based.
For everything else? Cringe.

[Anonymous No.14505533]

>>14505499
You should probably stop eating glue retard

[Anonymous No.14505543]

>>14505520
Everything is edible, doesn't mean you should, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.14505544]

>>14505533
I'm not the one saying "non-toxic" and "food-safe" plastics are edible, am I?

[Anonymous No.14505545]

>>14504277
bringe and crased

[Anonymous No.14505564]

>>14505543
And thus, you shouldn't be eating the plastic wrapper around a cheese single.

[Anonymous No.14505638]

>>14505564
The plastic wrappers for cheese singles are edible, "food-grade steel cutlery" is not.

[Anonymous No.14505657]

>>14504277
Don't make stupid threads here you retarded faggot
>>/b/

[Anonymous No.14505690]

Has any one been able to explain why Europeans are jealous of America cheese?

[Anonymous No.14505737]

>>14505043
Based cheese pedant

[Anonymous No.14505750]

I feel like it’s based for foods that have historically always been eaten with that kind of cheese in America, like classic burgers and cheesesteak sandwiches.

I unironically buy it specifically for making American dishes, and I don’t live in the United States

[Anonymous No.14505766]

>>14505690
Uncut dicks reminds them of the wrapper around American cheese slices. Of course that angers them when they have to constantly look at that stretched out sock when they're in the shower or taking a piss.

[Anonymous No.14505780]

Haha those pesky Europeans cant compete with American cheese so the EU commission on competitiveness banned it to save the moldy cheese conglomerates

[Anonymous No.14505781]

>>14505766
>being this brainwashed by Jewish media
Yeah what could be more natural and attractive than a mutant, scarred penis, cut apart at birth

[Anonymous No.14505786]

>>14505781
Your dad's unaltered and uncut anus.

[Anonymous No.14505840]

>>14504277
definitely has its uses. grilled cheeses/melts and simple burgers. eggs.

[Anonymous No.14506229]

>>14504277
very based

[Anonymous No.14506242]

The technique of using sodium citrate to cause emulsification is based. Making cheese with it is doubly based. Adding dry milk to this product is blue pulled and for faggolas.

[Anonymous No.14506294]

>>14504337
How are you supposed to consume or process this?

[Anonymous No.14506573]

>>14505638
I just tried and sir you are a liar! my dog ate what i spit out, so at least someone enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.14506811]

>>14504277
based for burgers
cringe for absolutely everything else
>though I don't buy "american" sliced cheese, I buy the local sliced cheese because I support my nations economy and not ZOG
t. eurofag

[Anonymous No.14506831]

>>14504277
I don't mind these, but I prefer buying slices of Havarti or Swiss. But they're expensive here in Canuck ripoff land.

[Anonymous No.14506845]

>>14504331
They remove the milkfat and add vegetable fat.

[Anonymous No.14506867]

>>14506831
Try not living in a shit welfare province, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14506888]

>>14506867
>implying they're not all welfare provinces
nice try Quebec

[Anonymous No.14506899]

>>14506888
Quebec is a benign tumour, unlike the cancerous lesion that is Ontario.

[Anonymous No.14506914]

>>14504746
who's dick did you suck that night?

[Anonymous No.14507038]

>>14506294
A knife, retard.

[Anonymous No.14508020]

>>14504277
its only decent on burgers or sandwiches

[Anonymous No.14508688]

>>14504462
rent-free

[Anonymous No.14509216]

>>14504277
Pretty good source of sodium citrate. Helps real cheeses melt better.

[Anonymous No.14509250]

>>14505211
Casu marzu?
Didn't think so americuck

[Anonymous No.14509409]

>>14504462
No monthly payment needed

[Anonymous No.14509564]

i tried to make a queso dip with kraft singles once

[Anonymous No.14509630]

>>14506294
>how do I slice cheese

[Anonymous No.14509648]

>>14504331
american cheese isnt real cheese, its synthetic "cheese flavored product".
It doesnt contain any dairy at all. amazing really.

[Anonymous No.14509650]

>>14504277
The duality of Kraft American Singles that they are both based and cringe.

[Anonymous No.14509669]

>>14504337
How can cheese contain soy??

[Anonymous No.14509725]

>>14509648
really? so it's vegan then?

[Anonymous No.14509768]

>>14504337
>soy

[Anonymous No.14510663]

>>14509648
How can one poster be so fucking retarded and uneducated?

[Anonymous No.14511220]

>>14504322
You have to get rid of the plastic you stupid idiot

[Anonymous No.14511238]

>>14504331
it's plastic cheese product

[Anonymous No.14511535]

>>14509648
No dummy, it's just blended cheeses, but also mixed with dairy products and a fuckton of sodium citrate which makes it melty and shit.
On that alone, they're not allowed to call it cheese, but it's very dairy.

[Anonymous No.14511555]

>>14511238
I understand English is a complicated language, but the word plastic here is an adjective which means "pliable". It's spelled the same as the word plastic which is a noun meaning "organic polymer".

Best of luck with your TOEFL! You'll be fluent some day!

[Anonymous No.14511571]

>>14509648
firstly it's "cheese product", not "cheese flavored product, and secondly of course it has dairy, otherwise they couldn't even call it "cheese product"
"cheese flavored" is when they use cheese flavorings, sourced from "real" cheese or fermentation (which is funny because cheese is fermented anyway), in small amounts just to change the taste

[Anonymous No.14511580]

>>14509669
>>14509768
>muh soy
lecithin is a standard ingredient used in smoothing out substances and emulsifying AKA mixing things that otherwise wouldn't mix
you have lecithins naturally in your body and they also occur in eggs, this lecithin just happens to be made from soy

[Anonymous No.14511584]

>>14505146
Yuh. American cheese is the best cheese for burgers buy you should get pic related or from the deli

[Anonymous No.14511586]

>>14504277
>tfw have a recipe that called for "Shredded american cheese"
>I'm like, "how the fuck do you shred this stuff?"
>Scour the grocery store, they only have the single slices
>Get the proper amount, unwrap each one and press them together into a block-shape
>My older sister is in town and watching this with a face like :3
>Try to grate a pseudo-block of pseudo-cheese using a cheese grater
Everything went about as expected. "Cheese" just cakes up inside the grater and I have a layer of that shit on my hand.

Had a sudden fucking brainwave and just cut the block into tiny squares and made cheese confetti out of it.
Should have ignored the recipe and got cheddar.
/blog

[Anonymous No.14511591]

>>14511555
hahah you eat plastic

[Anonymous No.14511599]

>>14511584
>Saying this in a world where cheddar exists
ffs, Gouda, Swiss, or even fucking provolone are better options.

[Anonymous No.14511600]

>>14511599
None of those melt evenly on a burger.
>b-b-but plastic
Seething hipster.

[Anonymous No.14511605]

>>14511591
That's a sentence fragment if you are using the word plastic as an adjective, and a false statement if you are using the word plastic as a noun. English can be a very trick language!

[Anonymous No.14511618]

>>14511605
seethe plastic lard seethe

[Anonymous No.14511624]

>>14511600
>melt evenly on a burger.
And you call ME a hipster?
>tfw this faggot thinks that cheddar is an obscure cheese that you probably never heard of
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not at this level of poor.

[Anonymous No.14511641]

>>14511555
>"organic polymer".
> "pliable".

>"pliable."
>"organic polymer."
Fix'd
Try learning how English works, foreigner.

[Anonymous No.14511676]

>>14504277
I'm going to make a grilled cheese with it for lunch tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14511680]

>>14511624
I accept your concession of defeat.

[Anonymous No.14511699]

>>14511680
Are you talking to me or your strawman? Cuz also, I don't give a fuck that American cheese is like plastic. I care that it tastes shitty.

[Anonymous No.14511703]

>>14511618
I had a Filipino friend of mine learn English by listening to the morning radio shows before work. He picked up a lot of quirky sayings. I guess you're an example of what happens when you try learning English off of 4chan.

>>14511641
You're incorrect, but it's a longstanding argument and I understand your confusion. I was not using American English convention for formatting, as it is ambiguous, improper, and leads to confusion.

[Anonymous No.14511722]

>>14511703
Has anyone ever told you that you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded?

[Anonymous No.14511731]

>>14511722
Yes.

[Anonymous No.14511761]

>>14511624
I accept your concession of defeat.

[Anonymous No.14511764]

>>14511731
I accept your concession of defeat.

[Anonymous No.14511783]

>>14511764
That wasn't a concession of defeat, that was an admission of being persecuted as a faggot and retard.

[Anonymous No.14511885]

>>14505211
>It's one of the benefits of having a globally connected and diverse economy
List the countries that don't. I'll start for you
1 - North Korea.

[Anonymous No.14511887]

>>14511885
2 - Afghanistan

[Anonymous No.14511890]

>>14505750
Why? it's still inferior to even the cheapest real cheese in those use cases.

[Anonymous No.14511903]

>>14511887
I believe the sanctions are against the Taliban only.

[Anonymous No.14511935]

>>14511903
It doesn't have a diverse economy, though, and is highly dependent on opium poppy exports.

[Anonymous No.14512123]

You think if the covid shit gets bad enough and enough poor people make a fuss the feds will start shipping out government cheese again? I miss it.

[Anonymous No.14512348]

>>14509648
You're obsessed. You spout this garbage in literally every single thread that even halfway eludes to cheese. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.14512366]

>>14512123
I would be amused if America became socialist.

[Anonymous No.14512367]

>>14504277
Plastic cheese? Really? You know the answer.

[Anonymous No.14512387]

>>14504277
One time I found a wrapped kraft singles between my couch cushions, I didn’t know how long it had been there, but nevertheless I ate it, it was one of the most disgusting things I have ever put in my mouth, ever since then I cant eat that cheese.

[Anonymous No.14513017]

>>14509725
No, most american "cheese products" contain gelatin made from animal scraps.

[Anonymous No.14513052]

Imagine eating a blend of the most disgusting rests from cheese production, enjoy it amerifats!

[Anonymous No.14513060]

>>14504277
based
>on a hot egg sandwich
>on a burger
>mixed with cheddar and swiss for grilled cheese

cringe
>on a cold sandwich
>if you use more than one slice per sandwich
>basically anything else

[Anonymous No.14514323]

>>14504277
Based because it makes Yuropoors seethe

[Anonymous No.14514919]

>>14506845
No they don't. If you actually read the ingredients list on a package of American cheese you'd realize that it's basically just cheese that's been watered down with milk and has emulsifying salts like sodium citrate added to it.

[Anonymous No.14514947]

>>14513017
>>14513052
Glad to see illiteracy rates abroad haven't gone done, despite Clinton's efforts.

[Anonymous No.14514952]

>>14514919
>cheese that's been watered down with milk and has emulsifying salts like sodium citrate added to it.
Yeah, it's basically like a solid piece of cheese sauce. That's why it's usually not bad on a hot sandwich because it melts, but cold cheese sauce isn't very good.