/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14501918]

>eating bacon
are you retarded? that shit is terrible for you

[Anonymous No.14501922]

>>14501918
Who cares? It's not like I'll end up any less dead if I abstain from bacon.

[Anonymous No.14501931]

>>14501918
Oh, no, not the heckin' carcinogenerinoes!
I don't care. This world is fucked and I'm not going hold off on minor indulgences because they're harmful. Everything is harmful. Everything is going to shit. You are going to die in pain and nobody will remember you. May as well eat whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.14501936]

>>14501918
after I eat a pound of bacon I need to take a nap. Every time.

[Anonymous No.14501939]

>>14501922
>>14501931
>I'll die anyways so why not actively ruin my quality of life
>t. doomer mentality

[Anonymous No.14501981]

>>14501939
I'm yet to hear a convincing argument for why it's better to die at 90 than to die at 70.

[Anonymous No.14502030]

>>14501922
life is like a sparrow flying through a room in the night you stupid motherfucker. pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.14502035]

>>14501981
because if your health is poor it will feel like your 90

[Anonymous No.14502039]

>>14501918
you gayvetarians are really trying hard this week.

[Anonymous No.14502050]

>>14501918
I eat plant-based bacon. Tastes delicious and isn't fucking cancer-meat

[Anonymous No.14502122]

>>14501981
>I'm yet to hear
>He couldn't even write a proper sentence
>He probably shows early signs of dementia
I think you meant you just haven't figured out why it's better to die later rather than sooner. And it shows.

[Anonymous No.14502440]

... but bacon is actually very good for you you...

[Anonymous No.14502452]

>bacon grease is solid at room temperature
>bacon grease stains never fucking come out
>ingesting bacon grease, ever
Anything you ingest should leave your body within 24 hours. I can only imagine how long bacon grease sticks to your guts.

[Anonymous No.14502511]

>>14501918
>bacon has the same scientific likelihood to give you cancer as smoking cigarettes

really makes u think..........
(how we're still feeding this shit to children)

[Anonymous No.14502519]

i cooked a chicken breast in bacon grease, it didn't do anything.

[Anonymous No.14503139]

>>14502030

[Anonymous No.14503249]

Who gives a shit if i eat bacon 1-2 times at most per month... We'll die anyway...

[Anonymous No.14503294]

>>14502050
>I eat plant-based bacon.

[Anonymous No.14503374]

>>14502122
>Trying to spark an argument by attempting to correct a statement that doesn't need correcting.
I'm yet to hear why you are so assblasted to the point it sounds like projection.

[Anonymous No.14503395]

>>14501918
>bacon is for sycophants and products of incest

[Anonymous No.14503405]

>>14502511
Okay so lemme hear your argument out.
>same chance of obtaining cancer as smoking cigarettes.
Okay which cigarettes? Is cigarette smoking consistent in increasing your risk of cancer indifferent to which cigarettes you smoke?
How many cigarettes in a certain time frame?
How much bacon in said time frame?
What bacon were they using to test this hypothesis out? Are all bacons equal?
Is this a statistical correlation, or is cancer caused by bacon?

What you probably read:
>A meta-analysis detailing that eating processed meat (including bacon) CORRELATES with a higher chance of cancer, being similar chance as smoking cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.14503420]

islam told us a long time ago bros...

I always wondered why muzzies abstained from pig meat, then I learned how pigs are one of the closest to humans in biology, also the idea that pig meat gives you tapeworms

[Anonymous No.14503431]

>>14501981
>I'm yet to hear a convincing argument for why it's better to die at 90 than to die at 70.
Oh but if you eat like that you won't be living until 70 oh no no no. Try mid 50's

[Anonymous No.14503433]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.14503442]

>>14501918
WHO GIVES A SHIT GO KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.14503492]

>>14502511
>>14503405
Imagine caring how people slowly poison themselves instead of profiting off it.

[Anonymous No.14503497]

>>14503431
The sooner, the better. You should go tomorrow. Via bullet to the head.

[Anonymous No.14503543]

>>14503497
just giving advice, I don't have a personal deathwish. Any day you can end it with a slug to the brain, but you don't. I want to live a fullfilling life, one where I can enjoy it. I enjoy being in the play of life, and I will not go until I see the final act happen.

[Anonymous No.14503576]

>>14501918
>>14502511
That's bullshit and bacon is harmless.

[Anonymous No.14503583]

>>14503543
>I want to live a fullfilling life
Yet you're here shouting into the void.

[Anonymous No.14503800]

>>14501918
>Didn't eat real bacon until I was an adult
>Am healthier now than when I was a kid

While I do agree modern industrial curing ingredients/processes can be kind of shady, getting a heritage hog raised organically on a good diet and lifestyle, cutting off it's belly, curing and smoking it and slicing it thin, then frying said slices and eating a couple with an egg.... Sounds like a great start to the morning!

>>14502050
Wow I remember as a kid my mom would make veggie bacon. That shit smelled like rotting mildewy cardboard. The smell alone still traumatizes me to this day. I seriously think veggie bacon not only tastes disgusting, but I think it might be more cancer inducing than normal bacon.

[Anonymous No.14503803]

>>14503583
lmfaooooo

[Anonymous No.14503814]

>>14501918
i'll stop eating bacon the day OP stops being a faggot. never going to happen for either of us.

[Anonymous No.14503820]

>>14503814
nice thumbnail, you absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.14503850]

>>14501918
Gotta die somehow

[Anonymous No.14503860]

>>14503820
takes one to know one, you absolute faggot.

[Anonymous No.14503864]

>>14501918
live fun, not long

[Anonymous No.14503926]

>>14501939
Problem?

[Anonymous No.14503987]

How do you make your cheesesteak? I air fry the steak and pepper briefly before slicing and caramelising it in a pan with some chipotle and worstershire, top with montery jack. Shits incredible.

[Anonymous No.14504013]

>>14503583
Sure, entertainment. Coming to 4chan is like watching a movie.

[Anonymous No.14504029]

>>14503987
>chipotle
>worcestershire
>monterey jack
die

[Anonymous No.14504128]

>>14503420
they avoided it because they didnt know how to prepare and preserve it and people would get sick and die. same with prawns for christianity

[Anonymous No.14504149]

>>14502452
Do you actually think the inside of your digestive system is room temperature you retard?

[Anonymous No.14504174]

>>14502511
>>bacon has the same scientific likelihood to give you cancer as smoking cigarettes
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.14504187]

>>14501981
I'm afraid to die before the great happening

[Anonymous No.14504191]

I just don't like eating pork cause oinkers are based

[Anonymous No.14504201]

>>14501918
Are you a butthurt jew or something? There's literally nothing bad about having some bacon every now and then.

[Anonymous No.14504685]

>>14501981
Well eating bacon isn't going to do that anyways so don't worry

[Anonymous No.14504692]

>>14501918
shut the fuck up you loser. life is fun. you're miserable.

[Anonymous No.14504697]

>>14502122
this is pathetic on so levels. just answer his question you faggot.

[Anonymous No.14504722]

>not eating turkey bacon

[Anonymous No.14504754]

>>14504013
it's like watching a movie for people who are going nowhere in life.

[Anonymous No.14504928]

At one point the oldest man alive said he ate bacon every morning.
I bet your stupid ass drinks and smokes or vapes.

[Anonymous No.14505029]

>>14504928
No he didn't.

[Anonymous No.14505047]

I like to buy the end pieces and scaps from the butcher. Makes great soup and beans.

[Anonymous No.14505458]

BACON SHOULD BE CRISPY FITE ME

[Anonymous No.14505505]

>>14505458
Side bacon, yes. Back bacon, not quite yes.

[Anonymous No.14505551]

>>14503405
>>14503576
>>14504174
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2015/11/03/report-says-eating-processed-meat-is-carcinogenic-understanding-the-findings/

[Anonymous No.14505693]

>>14505551
>Even though smoking is in the same category as processed meat (Group 1 carcinogen), the magnitude or level of risk associated with smoking is considerably higher (e.g., for lung cancer about 20 fold or 2000% increased risk) from those associated with processed meat
Think I'll take the risk desu.

[Anonymous No.14505851]

>>14505693
no shit its higher the average smoker smokes 20 cigs a day the average bacon eater doesn't eat 20 slices a day

[Anonymous No.14505870]

>>14505551
>The IARC Working Group said red meat is “probably” carcinogenic, but several studies showed no clear association. Can you explain why it’s probably carcinogenic?

>In large population studies, but not all of them, greater red meat consumption has been associated with higher risk of colorectal cancer. Although these studies were not entirely consistent, results of laboratory studies led the IARC working group to conclude that red meat is probably carcinogenic.

>not entirely consistent
>"probably" carcinogenic
...Thanks.

[Anonymous No.14505888]

>>14505870
Processed meat (that includes most kinds of bacon) are definitely carcinogenic, though not much. Red meat is the one where it's unclear.

[Anonymous No.14505894]

>>14505888
I was just making fun of how wishywashy statements from the WHO and its affiliates somehow become gospel.

[Anonymous No.14505985]

>>14505894
why even bother taking a risk eating something even "probably" carcinogenic?

are you this fat and braindead that you'd take that risk because something tastes good?

[Anonymous No.14506003]

>>14505985
Leafy greens are known to be carcinogenic.

[Anonymous No.14506034]

>>14506003
imagine equating leafy greens with processed bacon
amerifat retard alert

[Anonymous No.14506060]

>>14501918
>Not eating bacon
Are you retarded? Why cant you enjoy life?

[Anonymous No.14506072]

>>14506034
>x
>y
>ha, y? fucking moron

[Anonymous No.14506081]

>>14505985
Why take the risk of walking outside when your chances of dying increase? Why drive a car? Why travel? Why go to the beach? Why trek in the forest? 1 year of meaningful living worth 10 of mediocrity. Die young, it was nature intended anyway.

[Anonymous No.14506174]

>>14504754
Cope

[Anonymous No.14506212]

>>14506081
relative privation fallacy

>>14506072
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.14506228]

>>14506212
Not an argument. Why risk your life doing stuff when it could kill you? Answer the question

[Anonymous No.14506233]

>giving a shit
Are you retarded? Humans aren't immortal

[Anonymous No.14506238]

>>14501918
and I like hot dawgs toooooo mf

[Anonymous No.14506246]

>>14501918
>>14501939
>Ugh- oh nooooo it's unhealthy!!!

why do you think I care you stupid normalfaggot?

[Anonymous No.14506250]

literally just going outside is potentially lethal

[Anonymous No.14506315]

>>14503374
Baste
>>14502122
Unconditional faggot

[Anonymous No.14506320]

>>14502511
>source: trust me bro lol

[Anonymous No.14506332]

>>14505985
I bet you're a miserable person

[Anonymous No.14506359]

>>14504029
T. Philly resident that can't handle someone improving their sloppa sandwich

[Anonymous No.14506373]

>>14505851
The average vegan faghot can eat my ass while I cook my morning bacon.

[Anonymous No.14506384]

>>14506212
Fallacy fallacy

[Anonymous No.14506995]

>>14505894
Just FYI that WHO committee consisted to 1/3 of vegans who didnt declare this. Not a surprise they arrived at that conclusion when there is practically zero evidence to support it.

[Anonymous No.14508094]

>>14501918
I like bacon, its not something I eat every day or even every week but I wouldn't turn it down, I understand that its not good for me but I don't really mind, as long as I work out and eat well most of the time I feel that having something bad every now and then shouldn't be an issue, gorging on bad things is the issue.
relevant article, its satire by the way.
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-avoiding-red-meat-may-lead-to-longer-more-miserable-life

[Anonymous No.14508141]

>>14501939
You're attacking them for eating normal food they don't have to give you any real justification just fuck off and get raped by your pets

[Anonymous No.14508271]

I've actually been thinking about if I should give up pork. Not because I think it gives you cancer, but because the Bible says it's unclean. The Bible usually has pretty solid advice.

[Anonymous No.14508787]

>>14501918
Its not bad for you if you are relatively healthy. You can eat it every single day and you will be fine.
>but le heart disease and holesterol
Stop. Its been proven false numerous times.

[Anonymous No.14508820]

>>14508271
I mean pork was probably more dangerous when the bible was written

[Anonymous No.14508838]

so is being on this site but youre here

[Anonymous No.14509093]

>>14508820
>I mean pork was probably more dangerous when the bible was written
Water caused diarrhea and splinters were lethal to a third of the population. Properly cooking your meat wasnt that high on the danger meter for the last couple thousand years. Even Christian doctrine removed the dietary rules because it became common knowledge that cooking food properly kills parasites and prevents most food-related illness