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how to actually prepare a geoduck if you are not a asian camwhore
Is there porn of this and girls?
Here is me backpacking in the jungles of peru
>>14494397did you really have to ask?
and regarding the Cockthe Clamthe Legendtomorrow 17 UTC (19:00 eurotime) /ck/ plays against /adv/ in the ro16 of the 4C Summer Cup!this is the goal that brought us there
and because the Surly King can never be missing in a webm thread
>>14494390I made that years ago. gotta fire ffmpeg back up....
someone post the king of the egg kingdom one please
>>14494482is that wagie in cagie?
>>14495046Lol I just noticed that. Definitely is
>>14494399>ITS VERY WINDY OUT
>>14494390Is this what happens to trannies during SRS?
>>14494455>>14494482Are there replays hosted anywhere? How about a full look at the roster with pictures?
>>14494442>that rancid butterohnonono
>>14495444I'm going to comment the same thing anyone has ever commented on this video, but, my teeth hurt
>>14496298holy shit cool it on the tumeric
>>14494399EARTHQUAKE WARNINGHAVE EVERY THING READY HAVE YOUR SHOES READY THE GROUND WILL SHAKE SOOOOOOOO HARD
>>14494427Did that thing just explode with flavor?
>>14495444jesus christ americans
>>14496639So good prate for big boy yum.
>>14496657I cant get over the lack of gloves. Eugh.
>>14494399ALWAYS BE PREPARED
>>14494399No offense but you look a bit slow, m8
>>14496298Looks more like chili than what he usually makes, at least.
>>14494427wow she really looks like shes enjoying it :)
>>14495385my mom would buy me this shit when i was younger from a mexican restaurant nearby my housei always thought it was garbage but she wanted me to like mexican food. i like beans but not this trite
>>14496657you just know this street shitter has never heard the words "toilet paper" or "hand soap" before
>>14495456There we go again...
>>14494399STAAAY OFF THE BEACHES!
>>14495557>https://bootleg.hamuko.moe/has pretty much every modern era VOD with chat replaythugh it might shut down end of the year.don't have an up to date fulll roster picture with their models at the moment sadly
>>14496967How is Perfect Coffee still a player when better player names got bumped for awkward names like the bukkake one?
>>14496657I remember seeing some statement about indian streetfood having fecal matter, I guess this is how
>>14496999Everything has fecal matter. Poop is everywhere.
>>14496854jesus christ bless your mothers heart. cunt
>>14495299This is the first time I see a webm dessert that actually looks good.
>>14496657>Uses hand to touch food>Grabs bill>Uses the same hand to handle the food
>>14496657>the secret ingredient is e. coli
>>14496639this makes me hungry
>>14495389reminds me of some concoction my grandma used to make with veggies and this batter, gonna give her a call, thx anon
>>14496854you're a worthless faggot
>>14497587knowing Jack he somehow overcooked that salmon
>>14497471Is that in a submarine or a ship?
>>14496822How dare you thats frankie the weather god
3 hours until kickoff in our Ro16 match against /adv/!
>>14498129why are we so good at football?
>>14498131perfect sports nutrition
>>14497972Fuck this webm is the worst
>>14498149>fast food autism is clearly a KFC big crunch or something and not a McChickenNo bueno. Link to live match?
>>14494583Kek, I was wondering why the setup looked different at first.
>>14498186gotta work with the models we can get. though if you felt like modeling up a accurate McChicken that would be appreciatedfor me it loks like a BK Crispy Chicken>https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.htmlfor the match laterthere will be a matchthread
>>14498216>there will be a matchthreadKeep that shit on /qa/.Meta doesn't belong here.
>>14498216I'm a no talent hack, just offering some input. I've seen these webms posted for years now but didnt know it was an ongoing event. Some of the newer models are hilarious though and the reason I've finally taken interest in the games.
>>14498241good to hear.Interst in the team really improved after we finally found someone to make some good quality 3D models for our playersmatchday starts at 7pm euro time (5pm UTC) and we are first match of the day
>>14496649DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ORIGINAL GREENTEXT
>>14496361>butter cant go to room temp or its rancidOh ok guess I've been poisoning people every day for a decade
>>14496913Indians are notorious for a high amount of fecal matter in their food because they have little to no sanitation standards, and they often shit on the open street and clean their ass with their hands and a small amount of water.
>>14494390>geoduckbut why tho
>>14494390YOUR THREAD HAS BEEN HI/JACK/ED
>>14498129How does he score without breaking all the eggs?
>>14498602it remains a mysteryless than an hour until matchday
>>14498259those are great, but the chef soccer ball and coffee should be subbed for somethingi'll suggest jack for one, not sure what other memes we really have that can be visualized as needed
>>14498168What's so bad about it?
>>14498637ja/ck/ is already on the pitch, even with his lame arm
>>14494427This is exactly how the next global pandemic starts, somebody's going to get fucked up eating something they shouldn't.
>>14498625Looks pretty good desu
>>14497972the person who made this could not be trying any harder
>>14498531Excuse me, it's not just Indians but everyone in that region. It's just as much the Pakis, the Bengalis, the Tamils etc don't just blame us
>>14498905shut up, poo
>>14497469>>14497471Is army food as comfy as these webms and MRE review videos make it seem?
>>14496817The guys at your local restaurant dont use gloves either, unless its mcdonalds or a similar company
>>14498625>Tip: Don't do what i didgood advice
>>14494390I refuse to believe this is an actual food. It's some kind of /pol/ psyop to make people think about black dicks or something.
>>14495444This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen.
>>14495444>make cotton candy>one of the most delicious sweets, known for its light, fluffy, airy texture>roll it up into a tight log so it becomes a solid inedible brick genius
>>14496298Wipeepo don't season they f-
>>14498920lord please cleanse me of this sinfullness
>>14499069just end me.
>>14498905Fair enough, it's just that anon seem co fused about the comment made about that particular Indian in the webm, so I explained.
>>14496639that much takeout for $10/box and your still gonna be hungry a little bit later. also fuck the rice, im getting noodles
>>14494439Now that's what I call wok hei!
>>14499215How'd you know they're Indians and not Pakis?
>>14498524It's covered in a thick yellow layer. It is pretty damn old.
>>14496581Looks like this contains way too much gelatin or agarose.
>>14498649It's like the worst of those pretentious hipster top down hands only cooking webms all rolled up in one and garnished with a hefty sprinkling of extra faggotry.>for today's recipe you'll need 2 cups of flour or approximately one small womans handful from your antique flour drawer>melt your chocolate on a fancy plate with nothing but warm air and time so it looks good in your instagram videoIts 100% pretentious bullshit for a fucking chocolate beefcake. It's not like were being shown some amazing new idea or unheard of recipe, the presentation isnt even anything special. Honestly the worst fucking webm I've ever seen that takes itself seriously.
>>14499003lmaohe was probably just trying to be friendly to the big boy
>>14499011Yeah but they also wash their hands on a regular basis and dont wipe their ass with their hands then dip then into a bowl of stagnant warm communal wash water and call them clean. Even hotdogs stands have either a wash station or a box of gloves at least.
>>14499069why would you stick raw pasta into uncooked meatballsi don't understand
>>14497972why does this person keep flour in a letterbox
>>14499233You're right, I dont. They are dressed decently so hard to tell. Regardless, the other anon called them street shutters, so I only explained the term when it came I to question.
>>14499300The pasta is dried not "raw". And it's pretty bold of you to call those meatballs.
>>14499000i don't know but my dad was in the army and he always said the food sucked.
>>14499612Might be a tasteless American who thinks food isn't good unless it's deepfried and packed to the brim with sugar
>>14499000From my experience, army food tend to be hit or a miss and moderately blend.
>>14499052We make fun of Jack for this but half of these webms are him testing new products for the first time, e.g. this failed waffle was him trying this waffle machine for the first time and literally saying "I don't know how much batter this will need". He obviously hasn't used enough so it's turned out not cooked well.
>>14497471>mess hall>everything is clean
>>14499101Well, I don't remember eating drugs today, but here we are...
>>14498617Is that blade made out of plastic?
>>14499101>using a serrated knife to cut straight downdon't tell me you autists actually do this
>>14499792He's a fucking retard who brag about never reading the instruction. In the waffle maker video the instruction say you have to preheat it, guess what jack didn't do ? >>14499890jack is too dumb/lazy to sharpen his blade
>>14500016For a second I was thinking "who's this woman cooking in Jack's video?" Then I realized those weren't a woman's hands
>>14494390the resemblance to penis is uncanny. it has a foreskin balls and everything
>>14500059I wonder if that's why women are showing themselves eat it. he he
>>14494390geoduck sashimi & butter grilledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNIqW38P7_Amore geoduck sashimihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXwZTOjAhaIHe has more, but these are the ones with english subs.
>>14500066Love that channel.
>>14499000The best Army food I had was on deployment when everything was KBR contractors providing and serving. The the cooks in GSSC gave no fucks and shafted us on quantity, and made mediocre food. And our weekend chow hall was the hospital cafeteria instead of the Group chow hall, so not only did we have to go way the fuck over there instead of next door, they had hard restrictions of how much of each serving type you could get.MREs are hit and miss, but were pretty decent to live on for a few weeks. I was pissed they dropped country captain chicken, it was actually pretty good, and nobody else took it.
>>14500220Is that real?
>>14494583Do people find that funny?
>>14500041Uhm.. back the fuck off?!
>>14499820It is Navy, not Army.
>>14499233Because they're the one and same. Or are you arguing that Norks are different from South Koreans either?
>>14498607If you cook a steak that thin you should grill it frozen.
>>14500313Or just sear super hot and fast, slice for sandwiches, and not give a fuck.
>>14500064it literally is, they're doing it for the attention
>>14500041Thought that was Tammy because Jack's one arm down?
>>14500309You can refer to north and south as "Koreans," that'd be accurate. But you can't refer to norks as souks because that's inaccurate. Just like you can talk about bad hygiene amongst Asians but zeroing in on Indians in particular and ignoring the rest of Asia is inaccurate.
>>14500453But Indians and Pakis are the same, the only difference is their dumbfuck religion (which is retarded in the first place because there's hindu and buddhist and christian indians) and Pakistan only became a country after the war anyways.
>>14500453>zeroing in on Indians in particular and ignoring the rest of Asia is inaccurate.No it's pretty accurate.
>>14498083Fuck yeah pork rinds.
>>14500461They already squabbled before the war and would not accept it if you said they were the same.
>>14495444DO AMERICANS REALLY
>>14500482>and would not accept it if you said they were the same.So? They're retards. Just like all americans are the same, and still you'd get Kansans and Texans arguing they're not the same.
>>14500482>before the warnigga they're both artificial constructs imposed upon the native people by the British. citing everything after 1947 as evidence of permanent indo-paki enmity is like citing everything past 1948 for israeli palestinian enmity. take it back a hundred years and these people barely understood the world beyond their city or village, much less the borders imposed upon them by foreigners.
>>14500505Who would have thought you would trot out the standard lefty misinformation. Sure, white colonization is responsible for all conflict in the world.
>>14500491>Just like all americans are the sameI'm not sure people understand just how massive the US is, sure you can expect generally rust belt people to be alike in ways but having met and talked with people from all over there is enough differences, even small things like soda vs pop, taking off your shoes when you come inside vs being a fucking animal.
>>14500619I am not sure americans understand how permeating their overall "culture" is. Soda vs pop is really not something like speaking different languages and having vastly different traditions. Hell, in many european countries you can find neighboring villages that would have a soda/pop border right between them. Doesn't make them really different though.A black american from Detroit still has more in common with a white american from Texas than he has with an actual african and the Texan will have more in common with the Detroiter than he has with whatever country his ancestors came from.
>>14500515>Sure, white colonization is responsible for all conflict in the world.It pretty much is. The Middle East is a complete mess because of the Sykes-Picot agreement dividing the region up willy-nilly with zero concern for who was living where. It also gave the Saudi family the power to spread Wahhabism freely. Actually learning your history and understanding it doesn't make who you are invalid, you ignorant fuck.“Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
>>14500716That's a weird food. What food is that?
>>14496445fuck that's a hot vehicle
>>14498920jesus christ imagine the acidity of that
>>14500716>The Middle East is a complete mess because of the Sykes-Picot agreementlmao are you serious? They already were bashing their heads in a long time before perfidous albion started stirring shit up more.
>>14500842>the israelis were gunning down palestinians in 2500BC guysAmerican education
>>14500850>implying judaism had even been invented at that timewhatever shithole you are from education
>>14500863>reading comprehensionAmerican education, everyone.
>>14500842>Maybe we should ask them what they want and divide the regions up by tribes and sects?>Nah, fuck all of T.E. Lawrence's ground work, we'll just be random as fuck. Who cares if the Palestinians are now non-people in their own land and the Kurds are in four different countries?
>>14500868Your argument was void because jews didn't even exist at that time, so they couldn't wage war on anyone. I am sorry if the abstraction "gunning down - waging war" was too much for your little sandnigger brain, so let me rephrase it:It's not the jews alone who are violent savages in that region and even if the Brits hadn't just cut up the land the people there would still kill each other for irrelevant bullshit.
>>14500066This man is based, his other channel for non seafood is good too.
>>14498657Where? I don't see him
>>14497002It's just that india has more. You know, because they shit in the street and wipe their asshole with their hands.