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14493854 No.14493854 [Reply] [Original]

What do with lots of beans?

>> No.14493873
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>>14493854
Kinda depends on the beans now, doesn't it?

>> No.14493890

>>14493854
https://youtu.be/CnJXJ7KkwGY

>> No.14493897

>>14493854
Cinema snacks.

>> No.14493902

>>14493854
>>14493890
It's pretty much Moroccan pasta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y--i9lNqLjM

>> No.14493922

Go see a movie

>> No.14493994

>>14493873
lentils, black beans, kidney beans, chickpeas

>> No.14494000

Make a chair

>> No.14494004

eat them

>> No.14494015

>>14493854
Chili

>> No.14494016
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>>14493854
>What do with lots of beans?

A lot of farts.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ggr-MIE3svk

>> No.14494029

>>14494015
Already did chilli this week

>> No.14494049
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>>14494016
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>> No.14494051

>>14493854
Make hummus and hummus-like bean paste.

>> No.14494058

>>14493994
Dal, feijoada, Cajun red beans and rice(kidney beans work fine), Hummus.

>> No.14494063

>>14494051
I don't really have the fixings for hummus. Would need to go to the store.

>> No.14494068

>>14494016
hmm. What to do with this new desire.

>> No.14494074

>>14494049
It's a whole genre of fetish porn. You don't watch a lot of Your Mom's House podcast, do you?
>>14493854
Navy beans & ham with cornbread.
Chili.
Pasta e fagioli.
Bean soups in general.
Burritos.
Three bean dip.

>> No.14494083

>>14494074
>Burritos.
deal. i have taco spices from the other week and i will make refried beans with that.

>> No.14494088

>>14494068
I’m confused because I’d ram her ass but at the same time I’m disgusted by all the farts and trash shitshow, also imagine the smell.

>> No.14494104

>>14494088
If your dick doesn't smell afterwards, you didn't fuck her hard enough.

>> No.14494132

>>14494104
I’d like to be balls deep inside her meatloaf while she farts on my hanging ballsack and makes it shake to add layers of drama and augmented reality, just like the vibration on your console controller when you play video games.

If you know what I mean.

>> No.14494150

>>14494132
I forgot about rumbling console controlpads. Do they live up to their potential yet, or do they still just have the same monotonous vibration for every situation?

>> No.14494303

>>14493854
Eat them

>> No.14494305

>>14493854
Burritos! Tostadas!

>> No.14494328

>>14493854
Make chillie

>> No.14494607

>>14494074
>>14494083
Winner winner burrito dinner!

>> No.14494911

To not make another thread:

WTF does this mean:
1 cup brown or green lentils, picked over and rinsed

They're in a can.

>> No.14496733

>>14494911
The dried ones sometimes have rocks in the packet that you need to pick out.

>> No.14496741

>>14493994
Dried or canned?

>> No.14496786

>>14494016
6:18 rocked my world. I'm officially in love.

>> No.14498145

>>14496741
all canned

>> No.14498199

>>14496786
It’s scary.

What if you’re pounding her turdcutter and she farts like that in your urethra? Will your bladder explode like an overinflated balloon?

>> No.14498221
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>>14494016
Why in the name of fuck did I click on that abut and WHY DOES THIS AROUS ME

https://www.youtube.com/embed/CrkWYEt-cpw

It’s disturbing, there’s like her whole family filming her. Creepy as fuck, it gives me Alabama family incest vibes.

>> No.14499320
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>>14493854
>>14493873
Have a pint

>> No.14499383
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>>14493854

>> No.14499408

>>14498221
The other one is better because she's rubbing her clit on the edge of a chair and making straining noises like some girls do as they approach climax. Yours is just weird and not arousing at all.

>> No.14499424
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>>14499408
yeah, right

>> No.14499457

>>14493854
gas

>> No.14499494
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>>14494049

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>>14499408
>>14499424
https://www.youtube.com/embed/QfUuN4Xvfrs

>> No.14499852

>>14493854
That's a squirrel mate. They eat nuts.

>> No.14499862

>>14499852
My girlfriend eats my nuts and she’s a person, a real human bean.

>> No.14499872

>>14499862
Of course she is, like a cat.

>> No.14499883

>>14499852
They'd eat the beans if they had the chance.

>> No.14499886

>>14499872
I once had a cat when I was living with my parents and he thought that my ballsack slipping through my shorts during the summer were a nice toy so the cunt hit them with his paws and I still thank god that he didn’t bite.

>> No.14501049

>>14499886
That's pretty kinky, you should have gotten pics for us.

>> No.14501247

Cook and insert into your anus, let ferment into one of the most satisfying braps your cheeks have ever had the pleasure of passing through.

>> No.14501259

>>14494016
>>14498221
>>14499571
Woah

>> No.14501392

>>14499494
Anon, you've brought back some comfy memories for me. Flashback to the early/mid 80's my grandparents living in central Pennsreich rescued a fallen baby squirrel in their yard. Nursed it back to life and named it George. They had photos of George sitting on my grandfather's shoulder being fed nuts by hand. We came to visit from Ohio in the summer and I remember my grandma going out in the yard and calling it's name (to be honest, they had no idea the sex of George) and it would come and take a nut. They cut a hole in their garage door and had nuts (pecans if iirc, the good shit) for George to eat inside. The following summer there were many young squirrels. One of them being all white (albino?).

Just a comfy memory and a sort of spiritual experience I haven't thought about for a long time.

Thanks for sharing this pic.

>> No.14501623

>>14493994
Refried black beans, minestrone with lentils and kidney beans, and hummus.

>> No.14501908

>>14501392
Just if white doesn't make it albino, look into the eyes, that way you can tell. That one just looks naturally white with brown eyes, cheers.
If the eyes are red then it's albino.
I had a cool parakeet that was yellow with red eyes, lutino. That was an awesome smart bird.

>> No.14501920

>>14501623
>>14493994
I'd add a chile pepper as well.

>> No.14502504

>>14493854
fry half a pack of bacon in a soup pot. remove the bacon, and saute mirepoix or your favorite sofrito in the fat. add your pre-soaked beans and water and cook until tender. toward the end mash the beans with your wooden spatula and make your soup creamy. add your crumbled bacon and eat.

>> No.14502542

>>14502504
1lb of beans

>> No.14503361
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>>14502504
One doesn't have to use all that bacon fat at once, just store it in a bacon grease keeper storage thing in some fridge.

>> No.14503391

>>14494016
Do Americans really?

>> No.14503422

>>14503391
Yes, are you too poor to do anything useful?

>> No.14503955

>>14494016
Interesting...

>> No.14505306

>>14503955
Did you fap on that video? Because at some point I will do it.

>> No.14506010

>>14496786
That was a masterpiece. I rewatched it 7-8 times just to experience the greasiness of that turd cutters expulsion multiple times

>> No.14506018

>>14498221
Wtf is that her mom filming

>> No.14506041

My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.

Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.

Yes, all. Oh brother.

In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.

But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."

I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.

But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.

A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!

I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

But I hates what she did to my beans.

On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."

But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.

What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

>> No.14506046

>>14506041
Beans can affect your life like this.

>> No.14506065

>>14506041
You need to ditch that zero and find yourself a hero.

>> No.14506083
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Damn squirrel stole my pizza!

>> No.14506126

>>14493854
You panic bought them a few months ago, eh?

I mostly put them in my breakfast slurry, pressure steamed pot o' shit, and arugula/basil/mustard "pesto".

>> No.14506176
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>> No.14506183

>>14493854
Make some squirrel beancakes

>> No.14506187

>>14506041
Try nine years then you can have a seat at the table. Just don't marry the bitch or knock her up and take care of her kids.

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>>14506183
qt

>> No.14506217

>>14506176
red squirrels are assholes
>>14506126
Nah I get shit from the food bank. Often I have things that I don't know what to do with.

>> No.14506221
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14506221

They're relentless

>> No.14506303

>>14506221
That’s a qwt Squirle fampai

>> No.14506321
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>>14506303
Indeed

>> No.14506340

>>14506321
i dont know if its intentional but you can see some magic eye shit

>> No.14506351
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>>14506340
Hear the softly spoken magic spell...

>> No.14506405

>>14494016
Lost at

>Are you ready for this stinky beanie fart?

>> No.14506410

>>14506405
Lost = I came

>> No.14506614
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>>14506405
>>14506410
Step aside!

>> No.14507399

Beans! Beans!
They're the magical fruit
The you eat the more you toot
The more you too the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal!