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For me? It's having a heart attack every time I eat breakfast.

>> No.14490114

>>14490101
>(((ezekiel))) bread

>> No.14490124

>>14490101
>sauerkraut
>7 eggs
>cheese
>mayo AND pooled oil
imagine the smell of this mans braps all day

>> No.14490132

>>14490101
You got any science to back that up? Where's the bad food other than the jalapenos?

>> No.14490140

>>14490132
All those egg yolks cause heart disease and high cholesterol

>> No.14490164

>>14490140
I think you'll be surprised to find out that there's conflicting studies done on the topic. The cheese might be the worst thing on his plate.

>> No.14490196

>>14490101
Eating breakfast is a waste of time.

>> No.14490204

>>14490140
people go back and forth on eggs. iirc they're currently in the "neutral to good" category. however, joe's eggs have so much grease that they're probably not that healthy.

>> No.14490221

>>14490196
Hi mom.

>> No.14490232

>>14490164
You mean all the food science I learned in the 90s is wrong?

>> No.14490239

>>14490101
I hate it when the white is runny.

>> No.14490336

>>14490140
the only people who die due to "high cholesterol" are the people who take statins.

>> No.14490371

>>14490101
Conceptualize the vinegary stench of this person's feces. Holy fuck bros haha

>> No.14490574

>>14490204
Nah they're still bad. The news will tell you otherwise but ask a trained dietician.

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what is his fucking problem

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>> No.14490740

Just realized he must be doing all his cooking in a filthy cast iron. Look at how dirty the whites of his eggs are.

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>>14490740
>filthy
its enhanced taste, pleb

>> No.14490816

>>14490101
>2020
>Still afraid of eggs

>> No.14490824

Jesus fucking christ I fucking hate keto fags.

>> No.14490836

>>14490101
>sour kraut
What a fag

>> No.14490843

the man likes his eggs

>> No.14490902

>>14490124
that's why he is so jolly during the podcast. He is gassing them

>> No.14490918

Why does he keep fried eggs in his yard?

>> No.14490922

>>14490918
to feed the pigs

>> No.14490925

>>14490124
imagine sniffing his podcast chair haha

>> No.14490952

>>14490101
remove the mayo and bread and this is /fit/ tier food. ezekiel bread really isnt too bad honestly but carbs are fucking addictive so its definitely an all or none type of deal for myself

>> No.14490956

>>14490697
id bet alot of money this came from joe rogans insta or the person who took this picture listens to rogan

>> No.14490962

>>14490956
im retarded I just realized this is a rogan circlejerk thread

>> No.14491003

imagine being in a hot recording studio having a fan blowing his vinegary farts into your face.

>> No.14491017

>>14490232
lol food pyramid

>> No.14491036

I eat an average of 6 eggs a day. Are they actually bad for you?

>> No.14491052

>>14490101
>eggs from my yard

so he has an egg tree

>> No.14491076

>>14491036
no they'll make you stronk

>> No.14491097

>>14490336
Statins gave my mom ALS

>> No.14491104

>>14490918
Where else would he keep them

>> No.14491120

>>14491097
No they didn’t kek

>> No.14491301

joe rogan needs to feed two people, the roided up guido manlet we all know as his persona and the chimpanzee demon who possessed him when he took a wrong turn during his DMT fueled psychic explorations

>> No.14491503

why does he eat so many jalopenos?

>> No.14491528

>>14490101
>Eating carbs
Haha, that man is going to die

>> No.14491627

>>14490101
The only thing liable to contribute to heart attack on that plate is the bread.

>> No.14491629

>>14490140
>cholestrol is bad
You're a fucking moron. Do some basic fucking research on what cholestrol does you fucking pill popping idiot.

>> No.14491633

>>14491629
Don't burst a blood vessel when people doubt your cult, dumb carnivorefag. Pop another Xanax like your idol Dr. Peterson and chill.

>> No.14491636

>>14491528
carbs faggots should be burnt to death. I bet you stand in your office and proclaim how few carbs you eat. die faggot

>> No.14491645

>>14491627
why are american's so scared of bread?
imagine putting your poor health and addiction to sugars to "bread" - you people are fucking dellusional.

>> No.14491653

>>14491645
They're scared because it's jew bread. The kind he's eating is actually one of the few kinds of bread in america you can buy that's good for you and, you know, actually tastes and has the texture that bread is supposed to have.

>> No.14491660

>>14491633
Cholesterol in food is only slightly related to cholesterol in your blood. That has nothing to do with your Dr. Boogeyman, it's just a fact that has been known for a few decades now.

>> No.14491674

>>14491660
Cope, pop another Xanax

>> No.14491675

>>14491653
Stop going to Walmart like a stupid faggot

>> No.14491746

>>14490101
>using the old El Yucateco with way too much food coloring in it

Yikes

>> No.14491760

>>14490164
"Conflicting studies" doesn't inspire much confidence in eggs when you realize over 92% of research in the last 20 years is funded by the egg industry using dubious methods compared to studies from the 60s-80s

>> No.14491844

>>14491674
Holy based.

>> No.14491866

>>14490703
That golden fork and pretentious plate. What a fucking instafaggot Jesus.

>> No.14491981

>>14491120
There is a lot of back and forth about it in the literature
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/ene.14190
Since statins are 2 of the top 10 prescribed drugs in the US, they aren't going to stop selling them without a fight

>> No.14492007

>>14490124
Million dollar braps.

>> No.14492024

>>14491760
>the egg industry

>the dude at my work who raises chickens

>> No.14492041

>>14490101
No I dont pay attention to what I eat. Yes I will die of heart disease before I turn 60. No I dont care.

>> No.14492043

Imagine being so unhealthy and weak that you’re afraid eggs are going to give you a heartattack lmao

>> No.14492056

>>14491674
Cope yourself and pop another statins

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>>14490101
>sliced jalenenos

>> No.14492072

>>14490164
>>14490336
>>14491629
>>14491660

enjoy your congestive heart failure, fattys

>> No.14492080

>>14492072
Festively plump

>> No.14492092

>>14490140
are you from 1960?

>> No.14492133

>>14490140
>cholesterol bad
Egg whites are worse than yolks too because they contain antinutrients.

>> No.14492145

>>14491120
dude lol i dunno about ALS specifically but considering that's muscle-related, it definitely isn't a stretch to think it might be related to statins.
Unexplainable muscle pain is something you should always watch out for with statins, and it's dose-related. Everyone taking statins should stop taking it in that case and contact their doctor because the statins could be breaking their muscles down.

>> No.14492168

>>14490101
Seriously, how could that be a breakfast? I’d feel sick and not at all feel ready for the rest of the day after eating that.

>> No.14492175

>>14492092
do you not believe in gravity either? can you test it out by jumping off a bridge?

>> No.14492179

>>14490140
Cholesterol is created by the body to repair damage to arteries. When someone has high blood sugar, the sugar is like shards of glass that cut into the artery walls. Which causes the body to produce too much cholesterol which leads to blockage.

>> No.14492180

>>14492168
the only thing disgusting about it are that the eggs are undercooked for my taste. I like them a lot more crispy on the egg whites. 6 might be too much but he's a big guy.

>> No.14492197

>>14492179
No it causes inflammation you retard, you don't actually crystallize glucose fucking christ you ketolards are so fucking stupid

>> No.14492226

>>14490101
i'd eat it
fuck you

>> No.14492227

>>14492180
>6 might be too much but he's a big guy
It's a fuckload of eggs, I could eat half that for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure he works out though and if you were hitting weights hard, a tonne of eggs for breakfast makes a fair bit of sense.
His whole diet is retardedly high protein so I assume it's a training regime.

>> No.14492294

>>14490740
>Cook meat
>Throw eggs in
>wahh wahh wahh its dirty eggs

>> No.14492349

>>14491052
>egg tree
They’re a tuber, dipshit. Read a fuckin book.

>> No.14492433

>>14490101
>puts peppers
>puts spicy salsa
not even mexicans are that tough.

>> No.14492441

>>14490749
>>14490741
>>14490731
>>14490719
>>14490712
>>14490697
is he mexican or something like that?

>> No.14492851

>>14490719
God, he plates food like my girlfriend...

>> No.14493006

>>14490101
>Ezekiel bread
What's that supposed to mean, it just looks like a cheap version of rye bread, something they'd pretend is rye bread in a Catholic country or Benelux for example.
Weird how Jews try to claim everything as their culture when they just stole it from their European hosts.

>> No.14493749

>>14491633
>>14492072
All these people who failed high school biology, my god. Cholesterol isn't some kind of toxin. It's used in cell membranes. Just like how vitamins are needed, but are dangerous in large amounts, cholesterol is needed in a balance.

>> No.14493884

>>14493749
All of this late 20th century nutrition science is already so deeply ingrained in the western populace that it's basically impossible to convince people otherwise. There are still a lot of people who unironically believe that the food pyramid has any merit despite promoting garbage like bread and other grain products as staple foods.
It's honestly no wonder that the US has an obesity epidemic when every other person's diet consists of processed meat, bread, plant oils and processed sugar, while simultaneously taking toxic pharmaceuticals to counteract the harmful effects these shit-tier "food" products have on their body.

>> No.14493906

>>14490101
Joe is literally obsessed with health and fitness.

He'll outlive every single one of you skinny, pale veggie obsessed faggots.

>> No.14493920

>>14490114
nice dogwhistle, pol moron

>> No.14493928

>>14493906
He also does testosterone replacement therapy, that's not good for your heart.

>> No.14493940

>>14493749
I didn't take biology in high school. I preferred real science, not a summary of conclusions drawn from its application.

>> No.14494037

>>14493884
This guy gets it. There's no need to be afraid of fat at all, sugar is the real culprit.

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>>14492851
>God, he plates food like my girlfriend...