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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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NEW STEVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Za4zSEYBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7niuE6ADLj0

>> No.14489125

>>14489117
when is he going to have sohla on

>> No.14489138
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14489138

>>14489125
>the worst personality on BA and the one responsible for its downfall
Fuck that moron. Post yer Steve's

>> No.14489166

>>14489117
Nice

>> No.14489216

>>14489117
Nice

>> No.14489252
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>>14489117

>> No.14489307

nice.

>> No.14489339
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>>14489117
I like to believe that Steve doesn't run the foreign stuff through Google translate and that he's really fluent in like 12 languages.

>> No.14489375

I watched some of his older stuff and you can tell he's really phoning it in lately. He used to be genuinely excited.
Like ReviewBrah he embraced being a meme too much.

>> No.14489403

>>14489117
He looks like someone I met at a gaybar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

>> No.14489452

>>14489252
nice

>> No.14489461

>(eating a MRE) it's like getting to eat out at a very neat restaurant without having to leave your own home
I watch these for escapism Steve...

>> No.14489868

I wasn't ready for how somber the Sausage/Hash Brown video got at the end. I've seen people less sad about a lost family member

>> No.14489958

absolutely nice

>> No.14490043

>alright
>nice
>nice hiss
>nice
>let's get this out on to a tray
>beverage base powder
>coffee instant
>alright
>cool
>well anyway this is Steve1989 I hope you liked the video and I'll be coming back to you with something new... or old
>alright
>cool
>see ya
Every Steve video ever.
If you watch him, you can tell he's bored off his rocker with this and much like Emmymade this is only about the YT money now.

>> No.14490094

There's no excitement to his videos anymore. he does the same shit, says the same catchphrases, and the reality of it all just sets in:

he's just some autist praising shitty food that actual army people hate and get sick of.

his older videos where he smokes like 50year old malboros and eats like 100 year old food were cool just for the shock factor

but man every video is just the same now
*intro music with shots of soldiers*
*google translate of paper*
tray!
nice!
nice hiss!
*ting ting tong ting* tap the spoon
praise all the food
*autistically discuss paper towels and spoons*
shot of him eating in meme tshirt
nice!
*coffe instant type 2!*
well this is stevemreinfo bla bla
done

rinse repeat for 5 years

his channel is bascally a metaphor for youtube in general. small content creators with genuine interests blowing up, losing their passion, it becomes a source of income, phone it in, original subscribers leave, it becomes corporate

I wouldn't be surprised to start seeing him talking about raid shawdow legends or square space soon

>> No.14490109

baste

>> No.14490139
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14490139

>>14489117
Did steve /makeit/ I feel like he doesn't get enough revenue to fully live off his vids, but I feel like he happy enough.

>> No.14490366

>>14489117
he's "fabulous"

>> No.14490378

>>14490094
still has more subscribers and youtube revenue that you do, EH skippy?

>> No.14490423

>2018
>2020

not watching, might physically assault steve later

>> No.14490436

>>14490378
>replying to pasta

>> No.14490738

>>14489375
>>14490094
this happens to every youtube reviewer. they get comfortable with their audience and just start doing it for the money.
steve is still better than 99% of any other shitty youtube reviewer.

>> No.14490813

>>14489117
>>14489138
I don't understand why this racist is allowed to be spammed here. He shouldn't even be allowed to spew his hatespeech on youtube.

>> No.14490818

>>14490813
Shut the fuck up Sohla.

>> No.14490822

>>14490818
Typical sexist response, Steve.

>> No.14490833

>>14490139
He makes almost 3k/month from his patreon, sells merchandise, and also works construction. He could probably quit his construction job and live just fine.

>> No.14490854

>>14490833
> quit his construction job
Wait i thought he worked in landscaping

>> No.14490858

>>14490854
>>14490833
He never had a real job, that was just a cover. He used to be a drug dealer and now he makes money off of youtube and he's on unemployment because he used to work at a steakhouse but he got fired for stealing food.

>> No.14490859

Forget about Steve. Emmy just made an amazing Island cake.

>> No.14490888

>>14489252
nice

>> No.14490893

isn't this guy a convicted rapist?

>> No.14490897

>>14490893
no hes a great guy with only good stuff going on. please dont try to make him out to be anything else but good.

>> No.14490903

Didn't this guy eat a baby in Beijing where it's legal?

>> No.14490910
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>>14489375
His enthusiasm depends on how interesting the ration is. The latest round is boring modern stuff. Though being reminded of the Mountain House granola had me order a can of it off amazon. That stuff is amazing.

>> No.14490916

>>14490910
he's a prepper, both for bulls and for armaeggedon

>> No.14490927

>>14490094
I've gotten the same vibe the last few vids:(

>> No.14491054

>>14490094
>describes how his content has stagnated
>also quips about how he'll take on sponsors next

those are two different scenarios retard, why would he let his content-type stagnate while also selling out? He's just a high-functioning autist that literally does it for a hobby, and has made the same content for the same purpose of sharing it for years now. Any third-party speculation about his ego or ulterior intentions are fucking stupid.
He literally lists a bunch of other MRE channels in his description consistently to bring views to their channel. What kind of monetization-focused channel would do that?

If you don't like it, or if you only want to watch those "ew muh blackened fruit and 80 year old smokes" videos exclusively then clearly 90% of his content isnt for you.

>> No.14491102

>>14490738
No he's not, you just want him to be.

>> No.14491111

>>14490910
Imagine being happy about having subliminal granola messages planted in your head.

>> No.14491239

>>14489117
>virgin Babish with his Bounty shilling
vs
>Chad Steve with his MRE paper towels

>> No.14491328

>>14490858
you don't get unemployment if you're fired for cause

>> No.14491355
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14491355

>le quirky communist man eating old food

>> No.14491400

>>14491355
communist?

>> No.14491513

>>14489117
he unironically has my voice. i've never felt so blessed in my life.

>> No.14491519

>>14489375
the absolute disregard and disgust in which he delivered this review was amazing:
https://youtu.be/cjRvC7H7o0A

but i agree. it has become a little rote at this point but what i've always loved about steve is his professional and enthusiastic demeanor.

>> No.14491526

>>14491400
What other type of person would be autistically obsessed with disgusting, government issued food?

>> No.14491558

>>14491526
lol that is a great fucking point.

>> No.14491576

>>14489117
Fuck this gay moron.

>> No.14491756

>>14491576
Nice hiss

>> No.14491971

>>14489252
Nice.

>> No.14491976

how many MREs are there even?

>> No.14492202

>>14491526
Americans

>> No.14492205

>>14491526
Reddit

>> No.14492343

>>14489252
Nice

>> No.14492345

>>14489252
nice

>> No.14492352

>>14490094
and? thats the fun of it? its an MRE food review channel, what do you want him to do? go to a battlefield and eat it there?

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14492378

>>14489117
How does one get Stevie's vascularity?

>> No.14492421

>>14489252
Nice

>> No.14493752

>>14489117
Nice.

>> No.14493768

>>14489252
nice

>> No.14493887

he shaves his arms
>>14492378

>> No.14493996

Fag making fag videos for fag viewers.
Nice.

>> No.14494218

I love Steve but something that's always irked me in the way he describes the food is calling ANY components in a military ration not "processed" or "natural". By design nothing in those rations isn't processed out the fucking ass for shelf stability. Like it comes off as delusional the way he describes some dishes as being just as good or even better than their real life counter parts and not barely above dog food. It's edible matter for soldiers to stuff in their faces lets not get it twisted.

>> No.14494353

>>14489252
nice

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14494358

>>14491102
>t. joey's world tour fan
WOOWOOWOO GANG!

>> No.14494895

>>14489117
nice.

>> No.14494936

>>14492378
10 grams of sodium per day