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[Anonymous No.14487246]

The devil went down to taco bell,
he was looking for a soul to steal.
Anus in a bind,
He was in the mind,
for a lubricated squeal.

Then he came across a young man,
scarfin' down burritos with fire sauce,
he jumped right up and pulled out his stump,
then said "Son show me what you got"

"I bet I could eat more burritos,
because I'm a sadist too,
and win or lose its your to choose,
now let's get some mountain dews.

"You think your belly bolsters
the bloated waste that fills your face,
but tell you what, I'm here to fuck,
and put you in your place."

The boy said "My names Jack,
and though it may be a sin,
your disheveled dong is mighty wrong,
next time challenge someone thin."

[Anonymous No.14487382]

Jack, loosen up your belt, and prepare your tub lard,
the devil lurks in Taco Bell and his dick is mighty hard.
And if you win, your prize will be. YouTube videos filled with gold,
and if you lose, the devil gets your holes.

The devil smiled and cocked an eye,
fly flowing in the breeze,
and with a snap, Americans clapped,
then there were 500 burritos filled with cheese.

And he started pounding down the salty snacks,
pausing to blow a little kiss,
while his demon chefs were singing,
and not a bean was missed.

But just then, as luck would have,
something miraculous occurred,
Jack the clown was still chowing down,
and this is the sound he purred.

"Devil, you might not know this,
but your record was already beat.
I've been feasting here since mid last year,
now I suggest you you take a seat."
And with a sound like thunder,
he farted in his place,
and burritos rained from the heavens,
and he scrunched up his face.

Oceans of burritos
filled his yap with food,
and an hour passed, he then he relaxed
like the lazy king of food.

Numbers inconsequential,
he ate enough burritos to sink a ship,
their weight combined nine hundred nine
metric tons of shit.

The devil look defeated,
and returned his little friend.
For our hero Jack, burritos racked,
his tale was at an end.

[Anonymous No.14487398]

[Anonymous No.14487414]

based

[Anonymous No.14487419]

What the fuck did I just read.

[Anonymous No.14487432]

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[Anonymous No.14487453]

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