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>have to dislocate jaw to eat burger

>> No.14478360

>>14478354
dislocate your jaw on this
*unzips pants*
*whips out dick*

>> No.14478364

>>14478360
OwO

>> No.14478540

post the video of this bitch man saying some dumb shit like "RIGHT O HOW IN THE FUCKIN' 'ELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THIS IN MY MOUTH"

>> No.14478704

>>14478354
One like this you are meant to eat with knife and fork

>> No.14478775

>>14478704
no you're not

>> No.14478805

>>14478354
fuck off Gordon, a burger should never be this way unless you are grilling it low and slow. for pan/griddle, you want two very thin/smashed patties with melted american cheese

>> No.14479157

>>14478805
sod off you fucking cow

>> No.14479170

>>14478354
anglos love dislocating their jaws iykwim

>> No.14479407

Unless it's a smashed patty it goes into the bin

>> No.14479484

>>14478354
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.14479485

>>14478360

fpbp

>> No.14479522

>>14479484
Not gonna lie, that made me hungry.

>> No.14479905

>>14478360
ahhh yes the ol' cum burger

>> No.14479940

>>14478540
quite large sandwich innit?

>> No.14479978

>>14478354
this is now a shit burger trends you wish would hurry up and die thread

>whole lettuce leaf's
fuck off with that shit, i don't want to pull it all out with my teeth on the first bite because it's become soggy and didnt break cleanly

>> No.14479995
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14479995

>>14479484
this is some next level shitposting

>> No.14480562

This video is surreal I can’t watch it without feeling sick.

>> No.14480574

>>14479978
>jaw not powerful enough to bite through lettuce
lmao you weak little bitch

>> No.14480579

>>14479978
fat bois gettin the burger rage. watch out five guys you got a tubby bitch coming for you later