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https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1287470603453239296AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>14475920His hands look a bit too small
>>14475920 his son deserved it
>>14475920What have I become.... my sweetest friendEveryone i know....becomes a meme in the endAnd you can have it all..... my empire of sauceI will choke you outI will lose my arm
>>14475920Jack... Not you...
>>14475920>get stroke twice>get actually partially paralyzed the second time>wife is the only breadwinner>she loses her job>immediately put shitty sauce business up for sale>now depend on your teenage son's income working at ChipotleTruly blessed
>>14476120Doesn't he earn like a grand only from patreon?
>>14476120Is this thing about the strokes true tho? He looks pretty fine in videos (or at least not significantly more handicapped than before).
>>14476265He can't use his hand/wrist/elbow at all on the right arm. He can just life it from the shoulder and that's about it. Also his right leg is gimpy and he walks with a limp
I really thought that his business worked for some reason, since it did last pretty long and got its products even to walmart, but I guess that being run by a retard is an eventual death sentence to anything. If anything I'm quite impressed that it did last that long.I mean, just think of the fucking name of the sauce. "The best barbeque sauce you'll ever taste". What kind of absolute cretin you have to be to choose it as a name of your mainline product? Not to mention it looks more like a jam/jelly and has absolutely awful graphic design.
>>14476492It's boomer-tier aesthetics combined with Jack's unique brand of ineptitude. He doesn't even know how to barbeque how the fuck is he going to make the BEST barbeque sauce?
>>14476265>he looks pretty fine
>>14476265how have you not noticed that he literally can't use one of his arms and that it's withering away due to atrophy
Other than being one of the best chefs of youtube. What does Jack actually work as? I really can't imagine him having a job that requires much mental effort.
>>14476713He uses to be a radio DJ
>>14476492I like the name. It stands out among other brands that are just random names.
>>14476719Did he play beach music?
>>14476713He doesn't. YouTube is his "job." Tammy is the one who brings in the cash......well until recently at least before she got fired. So now he's trying to sell his sauce company since he doesn't make shit off his videos getting 4k views
>>14476734It stands out, because it's fucking stupid. It's way too long and way too generic. There's a good reason why most people brand their stuff in a specific way. Like how can you even spread anything about it through word of mouth? "Ye, I really like the Best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste", "I would really recommend the Best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste". It doesn't sound like an actual product name and is so clunky tow ork with, I'd expect needing to explain that that is its actual name when speaking about it. Also there's not an obvious way to shorten the name either. Like what would you ommit or how'd you work with it in everyday conversation? The best sauce? The BBQ sauce? Taste sauce? It's such a mouthful to get through. It just doesn't work well as a brand on a fundamental level.
>>14476719Maybe he can get back to being a DJ then, though it'd be awkward to do the "put your hands up in the air" bit.
>>14476794Why is his dead hand closed? When I let my arm dangle my hand stays open
>>14476795He said in a live stream recently that he got an offer from his old boss to be on a show again but he declined. And then he rambled about starting a business to basically rent creator spaces out to people that make youtube/twitch content but he won't do that either because he is a retard.
>>14476788show me on the doll where the bbq sauce company touched you
>>14476806https://www.flintrehab.com/clenched-hand-after-stroke/>A clenched hand after stroke occurs when spasticity in the hand begins to worsen into a contracture. This can lead to curled fingers, tight joints, and a clenched fist.
>>14475920/ck/ collective buyout of jacks sauce when?? surely we can scrounge up $150 or so
>>14476822We'll be competing with kiwifags but I'm down
>>14476279>>14476794>tfw no designated wanking claw
>>14476822Does he do international shipping?
>>14476829That’s a fisting claw, son
Relive your best memories with a Vintage Ja/ck/
>>14476813Right here, in the taste buds
>>14476832Plenty of sauce left over to lube it up
>>14476830As long as you don't live in Palestine
Go fund me for moot to own the best bbq sauce ever
>>14476837this always looks like a greenscreen to me until the dude actually touches them
>>14476849If you live in Palestine you can still ask him for a napalm delivery.
>>14476849>ywn be an international sauce courier bypassing the Gaza embargo to deliver The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste to phosphorus attack survivors
>>14476895>Send Jack's sauce>Immediately get 1 state solutionNice try, rabbi.
>>14476894The BEST Napalm
>>14476822count me in, I found a job today
>>14476898Zionism is my face mask
>>14476921Nice, is it food related?
>>14476817Thanks anon. He's such a lazy tub of lard that he didn't even bother trying to rehab the dead arm
>>14476949Jack is one of many lolcows targeted by kiwifarms
>>14476949New Zeeland homos
>>14476954>Google kiwifarms jack scalfani >735 page thread about Jack
>>14475920>"Hey tam?">"WHAT!?"I love how transparently his wife hates him
>>14476962That's not really that much considering the thread is 5 years old. /ck/ towers that with ease.
>>14476962Jack posting on /ck/ has been going on for over a decade. If anyone will get to rent Tammy out we deserve prima nocta.
>>14476926construction actually, but construction buisness and gastronomy have some common things
>>14475920a tweet in the replies says he was on a reality tv show trying to peddle the sauce and spices, is that true?
>>14476990Yeah and he ended up crying and making a complete ass of himself
e-celeb drama threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/11 and >>>/ck/rules/1OP is a faggot.Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=14475920
>>14475920I'm fairly new to /ck/ and want to get Jackpilled, are there any good Jack compilations to start my journey? I watched one that was 6min long and I'm only hungry for more, but I'm too bored to start watching his whole videos.
>>14476994>He notes that Scalfani spent the time the investors were cooking his meat working the crowd. "Matter-fact," he drawls, teasing McConaughey, "I saw him get your wife's telephone number."wait...Jack FUCKS?
>>14477073He knows the Best bulls around
>>14477056Here's a classic that's short and udderly retarded:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FfZiiK-I4
>>14476719And got fired for playing whatever the fuck he wanted instead of following orders
>>14476265>Is this thing about the strokes true tho? kek
>>14477092>Feb 2007Jesus christ
>>14477056If I had my ja/ck/ folder I'd dump it but my hdd died and lost it.
>>14477092Thanks anon>>14477114RIP your hdd anon
>>14477056He has so many videos but I don't think there are many compilations... mostly just clips like this
>>14477127He deleted a shit ton of his videos because "commentary" youtubers found him and made tons of compilations mocking him.
Every /ck/ regular should donate 5 bucks and we can buy the company.
>>14477136I'm legit curious as to what he thinks his business is worth at this point. Anyway if there is a way to crowdfund it in a way that isn't a scam I'll throw $5 at it.
>>14477099Lmao didn't know that, what a fucking moron
>>14477036in what way is the OP, or any other post in the thread advertising?you seem to type english but it surely isn't your native language, so while we're at it where are you from (besides reddit)?
wtf why isn't this a sticky?
>>14477056First off, it's ja/ck/ing it, not jackpilled. Second, most jack kino occurs on Jack on the Go.
Another Vintage Ja/ck/
>>14476837What's he trying to say? That two pizzas smell different??
>>14477099unironically basedfuck clear channel and all the other radio fuckswho would've thought jack could do one right thing in his life?
>>14477214In the video Ja/ck/ is trying to find out if just changing the water used in the dough makes a difference in the pizza. So yeah he is saying that they smell different just from the fact that one uses New York tap water
>>14477216that's assuming it's actually true and not just a way to save face
>>14477247What is that image trying to convey?
>>14477253Disdain for plebs
Can he claim disability?
>>14477278He probably already tried to but I doubt it. Since he can still walk around and perform basic functions most jurisdictions won't give him disability.
>>14477253Irony, or just a complete lack of self awareness.
>>14477204I miss this Jack
>>14476794That's a lot of cumin.
>>14477312Jack loves loads of cum in his chili.
>>14476813kiwifarm faggots get really mad at these goofs for some reason.
>>14477309Me too, anon, me too
Hate to see a saucier go down.RIP
>>14477204What video is that from? I recall that one being particularly absurd. Nevermind. It just came to me. That's when he was shilling for that stupid sauna thing.>>14477056Watch this entire video. This is Ja/ck/'s Rubber Soul.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0&t=422s
>>14477353He sounds so fucking annoyed and bitter in that Church Chili video, lmfao
What are some kino Ja/ck/ on the Go episodes? He has so fucking many I can't watch all of them
>>14477408The one where he gets unreasonably butthurt at the fact that he can't have his nitrogen milkshakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TsybzqCJp0
>>14477056Watch his lazy man's omelette video
>a comfy Ja/ck/ threadAh this takes me back
>>14477353How can this possibly be real. I hope it turns out that this was some elaborate social experiment conducted by Vincent D'onofrio in disguise. I need to see more.
>>14477204He even fucking speaks wrong
>>14477056My two go-to Ja/ck/ vids are Party Cheese Salad and Salad Night. The former is just downright disgusting, the latter is like a fucking Tim and Eric sketchhttps://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbkhttps://youtu.be/cUW_bXll6YM
>>14477500>SALAD NIGHTI actually get a sinking feeling in my stomach thinking about it
>>14476120he's a meme but I feel very very sorry for him nonetheless
>>14477524You're a good person, anon, but your pity is honestly wasted on Ja/ck/
I felt very depressed after watching >>14477353and >>14477428 crushed my soul. Thanks anons.
>>14477524the guy is a piece of shit
>tfw no boulder-mode boomer dad
>>14477545how? he's just a bad "chef" who takes himself too seriously
>>14477552It's worse than that. He mistreats waitstaff, creates drama wherever he goes, constantly plays the victim and also the crusader, is incredibly confident while being deeply ignorant, is an Evangelical Christian that unironically wants to genocide Palestinians, nearly killed his first-born son for smoking some weed and getting rowdy, etc. He is a (barely) walking stereotype of the loud dumbfuck American.
>>14477552Watch jack on the go to see what an asshole he is. He also choked his son until his nose bled and then bragged about it on some podcast. There are tons more examples of him being a piece of shit so I really don't feel bad for him at all
>>14477577lots of people beat their kids, not everyone kicks them out on to the streets at 15some would say Jack is incredibly based
>>14477547The dude is the human version of Meatwad
Ja/ck/ and his family are every American stereotype rolled into one
>>14477408Jack losing his shit over the Olive Garden App: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk0K9AT_8lAJack losing his shit over burger king: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpFbI50GsUEJack and Jack jr entering and then leaving a restaurant because there was a woman showing off her boobs on tv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L8NFru438Jack pretending to jog away from joggers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxAiDQLlFtoYou don't (usually) have to watch the whole episodes, just a select few moments
>>14477646Nice, I'll go through these, thanks anon
>>14477353Weirdest part of this is the footage and pic of the high schoolers, imagine jack filming your kids right after feeding them tainted meatI hope no pregnant women ate his chili
>>14477649This one's a must watch too. If you want to see how fucking retarded Jack ishttps://youtu.be/NpB7NoedVAM
>>14477552he's a worse 'chef' than the average european housewife or granny, top kek.
>>14477500>"I don't feel like I have fans, I just have viewers"That's the most introspective thing he's ever said.
>>14477646Holy shit that Burger King video is bad. He is just a male Karen
>>14477458Did his tongue just grab that like a hand?
>>14477785That is Jack's succession technique
>>14477353The meat he put in his chili he cooked over a year prior to it too. There's a video somewhere from a year earlier where he makes it. Disgusting
>>14477458>>14477799big boy bites
>>14477500>"this is three of about seven salads you can make"Why do Tim and Eric even exist? They could work their whole lives and never write a line this perfect.
>>14476788>>14476822>>14476855>>14476899>>14476944>>14476955>>14477099>>14477222>>14477422>>14477455>>14477500>>14477533>>14477555>>14477577>>14477722>>14477799Check that shit
Here's a blast from the past
>>14477722i think basically the "business" is just his van for sale with the logo on it
>>14477577>is an Evangelical Christian that unironically wants to genocide PalestiniansThat's fucking based. Fuck Palestinians.
>>14476994>I watchef this live with you homos 5 years agoJesus Christ I need to leave this place
>>14476788>Like what would you ommit or how'd you work with it in everyday conversation? The best sauce? The BBQ sauce? Taste sauce? It's such a mouthful to get through. It just doesn't work well as a brand on a fundamental level.Ja/ck/'s sauce
>>14477993You and me both, but if you were someone who just buys it from Walmart, then you would not have such a frame of reference.
>>14477455How the fuck did he make that sauce
I love how Jack and Tammy want to take a trip to Israel
He says restaurants are using his bbq sauce I hope to christ he's just lying.
have you guys done your arm exercises today?
>>14477577idk man he sounds kind of based when you put it like that
>>14478088Is he..... on a scooter?
>>14478086No it's true. The flyovers in Tennessee probably think he's some huge YouTube celeb
>>14478109you guessed it, the latest development in the ja/ck/ saga
>>14478111>>14478086I'm sure just the christfag stickers on his saucemobile and the cross he wears 24/7 have convinced more than one business to adopt the gelatinized HFCS that he peddles
>>14477722it misses the cancerous goofy music straight from a C-grade sitcom aired in the early '90s
>>14477214he has severe pizza autismbasically only the east coast can make edible pizza and this is because of the water in california
>>14478185WTF he's tryong to do to this disgusting pizza on this disgusting cardboard box??! this is so confusing
>>14478109He decided to walk a 5k earlier this year and ended up destroying both his feet in the process. He had surgery on one foot several months ago and just had one on the other foot recentlyMaybe doing a 5k after never exercising in your life isn't the best idea
>>14478211that's genuinely beyond sad, and hilarious at the same time
>>14478205in those videos he orders pizzas from multiple places and then weighs the ingredients. if one place gives you 4 ounces of toppings, but the other only gives 3, he takes point away.
>>14475920He's a living soyjak.
The eventual outcome of not caring about your health. Everything is crumbling. He will be on disability within 10 years and will be riddled with medical issues and on 10 different medications. His children will continue to deteriorate and become even fatter, dumber, and more debilitated than their father because he never taught them better. I think one of them is already abusing drugs and was aggressive towards his mom so they're already on a bad path that will only get worse.
>>14478148god I lost my shit so hard the first time I saw that MASSIVE "not of this world" sticker on his rear windowi hope someone has a screengrab of it
>>14478253>livingYeah we'll see how long that lasts
>>14478286thanks i hate it
Anyone else ever notice, even before the strokes, that he's weak as fuck.He has to two hand apply pressure to the knife to cut onions and shit. I bet hes never did any man work a day in his life.
>>14478312>>14478318What do you want to bet that Jack didn't even buy it and just used a clip he recorded off the site?
>>14478336Quite plausible. I remember him using some sort of avatar thing that's specifically for non-commercial usage.
you're not a true ja/ck/er if you haven't watched all the videos of his trip to alaska and disney world
>>14478358I feel myself going down the Ja/ck/ rabbit hole. I'll queue those up.
>>14476006YOU DONT TOUCH ANOTHER MANS PIZZA
>>14476702guys a strooker himself
>>14478363you see a lot more of their family dynamic in them
>>14478378>family dynamicspeaking of which is his second kid still marriedjacks stroke really took the limelight off that nigga marrying his high school sweeheart straight out of highschool
>>14476837This just feels like David Cross in Mr. Show
>>14478358I think his alaskan cruise is probably him at his most tolerable, unless I'm blocking some distilled ja/ck/ing...vaguelly recall him handling his son's friend in an awkward way, but I'm not calling him a gay pedo
>>14476120>threaten to kill your son>strangle him and throw him to the ground>now depend on his incomelmao
>>14478385not sure but I'm going to guarantee they're still married because if they weren't there would have been posts about it>it's been 5 years since jack jr streamed himself playing madden and only /ck/ was in his chatfuck time flies. he told us that jack only cooks when he's making a video and most other nights they eat out or get takeout>>14478398yeah the alaskan one is less interesting but more pure than what he's churned out in years so worth watching
>>14476788I think its fine. and really not hard to remember or say. BBQ sauce isnt too ambigious, and heck maybe for some people saying the name of it enough will really make them percieve it as the best they've ever tasted
>>14478358The Disney world videos is jack at his absolute worst
>>14478442are you recording?
>>14478403The son he choked is his older son Garrett who lives in LA and hangs out with rappers
>>14477353>nobody's gonna try and rig this>i'm not gonna win because i don't cheat>they literally put jack's team against the hardest, the biggest kidsHe also had a video where he's reviewing a restaurant and he films himself complaining to the waitress about how some burger is overcooked because it's not raw like his bison burger (?). After that, he's outside, after his meal, telling a story about how the waitress was rude to him and he put the bitch to her place. Something among those lines. But he keeps making these realities in his head and presenting them to the viewers, as if we didn't see him talking to the waitress minutes prior
>>14478450Anyone else love how Jack hates blacks yet both his sons ended up becoming wiggers
>>14478211I fail to understand how walking a few miles wouldlead to someone needing foot surgery... what the fuck
>>14478448I think my favorite part of that series is when he's too cheap to buy his own turkey leg so he finds some kid eating one and films it
>>14478450So both of his sons are more successful than him? Fucking kek.
>>14478458Does Jack ever express his disdain for the blacks in any of his videos? hints at it?
>>14478466i think he said his Achillies tendons blew up
>>14478466Its called never exercising a day in your life
>>14478486That makes me really sadAt least it could be used as motivation to keep from being a sedentary lardass
>>14478211He's down to one arm now, bros. Soon he's just going to be a gigantic beanbag man
It's a shame, really. Guy's dumb as hell and pays dearly for it but he's also nice and a go-getter.
Didn't one of you guys manage to get him to do an interview? And then the first thing you asked was about him choking his son
>>14477814Jack says it was top quality.
>>14476120This is just a story of the average parent/child relation in america, pretty normal actually.
>>14477500Has anyone here made the party cheese salad?Maybe we're all judging from the darkness and haven't seen the light that is a spoonful of party cheese salad.
>>14478211Holy fuck I did not know this, I assumed he was being slowly consumed by diabetes
>>14478548Look up "should I eat series" on YouTube. He made it and has also done a couple other Jack recipes
>>14478548I did it with some friends 5 years ago. It was horrendous, absolutely inedible. I don't think I have any pics from it, sadly, but it was atrocious.
>>14477799>>14477827how is this man not scared for his health, look at him, this fucker is 1 meal off from a heart attack lmao. Literally stuffing cholesterol down his throat.
>>14478408>jack jr streamed himself playing madden and only /ck/ was in his chatI want to believe this is true
>>14478579Nothing can kill jack. Who else survives two strokes and continues shoveling fast food down their mouth?
>>14478598he's got a deathwish and some balls, I'll give him that. Jack isn't afraid of dying early looks like.
>>14478565>Look up "should I eat series" on YouTube. He made ithttps://youtu.be/HjbO1-x0pc4eh i expected a full review of this atrocity; it deserved to be put in the trash for sure, but the video is underwhelming
>>14478620Hey he's willing to die doing what he loves the most and I have to applaud him for that
>>14478211>He decided to walk a 5k earlier this year and ended up destroying both his feet in the process.
>>14478624my bad: it was his 1st video, and his others are proper reviewshttps://youtu.be/v4i3lNS0zeMhttps://youtu.be/5VZbZvtTVYYhttps://youtu.be/HIAgfzddNIQhttps://youtu.be/GjKj4dF8P_whttps://youtu.be/kty_sd_EeZU
>>14478585Just because you weren't there doesn't mean it didn't happen
>>14478088>down one arm>needing a scooter to move aroundWhen is he gonna start rolling around?
>>14475920What's up with Jack's right hand?
>>14478664it's called the stranger
I only come to /ck/ for jackposting and I was not let down today
>>14477455Did he really made a fucking non newtonian fluid for a batter? kek
>>14478639his jelly bbq sauce cant be that bad
>>14478691I don't just come for it but it's a good day when we get a comfy Ja/ck/ thread
>>14478639so much butter and cream cheese in every recipes... dear lord
>>14478823What the fuck is that
>>14478830Lazy Man's Enchiladas
>>14478823I'd honestly eat that. As long as it's baked under high heat. It may not be disgusting.
>>14478844It's an abomination but yeah I'd probably eat it at some event if it was there. Also technically Ja/ck/ didn't make it so it's probably not going to be toxic
Ja/ck/ used to be entertaining when he wasn't as disabled physically
>>14478211that is unironically like a 70 minute walk -- assuming your legs don't give out X minutes in
>>14478885He probably messed up his feet as soon as he stepped outside
>>14478885>taking over 1 hour to walk not even 1km I literally take less than 10 minutes walking 1km and I'm literally walking, not even jogging or running.Do fat people, really?
>>14478860Is that JaaJ or ckkc?
>>144788855k means 5000, not 5 kms...
>>14478909The 5K run is a long-distance road running competition over a distance of five kilometres (3.107 mi). Also referred to as the 5K road race, 5 km, or simply 5K, it is the shortest of the most common road running distances. It is usually distinguished from the 5000 metres track running event by stating the distance in kilometres, rather than metres. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5K_run
>>14478910Tanks it makes more sense; running 5000kms would be absurd haha
>>14476107Don be sad fren. I have sum gud chefs to share with you!!!
>>14477092>gut basically a 1/3rd of your onion to avoid getting a little teary eyed
>>14476928you just know they banged on top of his wife's corpse that night
>>14478486Get fucked kid. Jack did P90X before and saw incredible results.
>>14478921Literally me >>14478905 >>14478910I'm sorry if my people don't come up with retarded circuits for fat people due to the lack of it. Also;t. eastern
>>14478941don't try to save face, faggot you look even more retarded
>>14478935Time to go even further beyond!
>>14478946At least I'm not an American.
>>14478952What a ridiculous mess
>>14478959These colors don't run -- OR walk
>>14478977How long until she becomes Tammy-sized?
>>14478992That'll take a while.
>>14477353>this doesn't look so bad>"two jars of salsa"why
>>14478935he's put on some weight during the process
>>14478063corn starch and peanut butter.
>>14475920>should i buy jacks company
>>14479023He probably values it at over six figures.
>>14478823jack def fucked that woman
>>14479042Is that sugar on the bottom
>>14479042>OOOH MASSA RUB THE JERK SAUCE ALL OVA ME
>>14479000Holy shit she's bigger than Jack
>>14478935He......looks fatter in the after photo
Am i the only one who would let Tammy sit on my face?
>>14479069>>14479008I think he literally says in the video that he put on so much muscle and got "ripped" in the stomach and that's why it's bigger
>>14478967>>14478988How does he manage to be such a stereotypical redneck
>>14478935>90 days he could have gotten pretty skinny by then if he just worked out
>>14479078It is weird how he is both a Christ-wormed redneck and a weak ponce that complains and acts like a bitchy cunt all the time
>>14478977 he married a slampig
Is the Mccormick bag n season video Jack's masterpiece? Or is it party cheese salad
>>14479088Party Cheese Salad is Aunt Myrna's recipe so I would give her the credit (also she is wanted by Interpol) whereas the juicy chicken in a bag is all Ja/ck/
>>14479079Can I get buff in 90d if I'm already thin with a great metabolism?
>>14478476Not in one of the videos but on twitter and in other podcasts
>>14479095You'll get fit but you should just do compound lifts if you want to get buff
>>14478954He lost like maybe 10lbs lmao. In 90 days you could lose like 80lbs If you do steady state cardio while doing 3 day alternating fasts.
>>14479095Maybe not buff but you can see marked results if you eat enough.
Someone post the webm of that tittymonster making nachos or whatever with jack
>>14479100This guy broke both legs walking for twenty minutes.
>>14476120Did his wife really lose her job, cause wasn’t she funding all this escapades anyway??
>>14479111I thought it was just his feet.
>>14478952>what the hell happened jacknot walking for more than 10 minutes in his entire life is what happened.
>>14477247Fuck off anime autist>>14477258Anime posting is pleb tier
>>14479149>https://mobile.twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1281314048768958465damn, corona virus is hitting the scalfani family hard this year.
Does anyone watch his live streams on Saturday mornings? I think I'm gonna get in on the next one. But I hear he bans people pretty quickly
>>14479165I've caught one or two and yes he puts people in the "Boy's Club" if you ask about mayo, Aunt Myrna, him crying on TV, etc.
>It's worse than that. He mistreats waitstaff, creates drama wherever he goes, constantly plays the victim and also the crusader, is incredibly confident while being deeply ignorant, is an Evangelical Christian that unironically wants to genocide Palestinians, nearly killed his first-born son for smoking some weed and getting rowdy, etc. He is a (barely) walking stereotype of the loud dumbfuck American.
>>14478977she has been blacked before, just look at her stare.
>>14479169>boys clubHe needs to come out of the closet already
>>14479187His feet are broken and half his body is paralyzed so that will take some effort
>>14479155>this mad at a 6 hour old post
>>14477973That sounds pretty Jewish, considering Palestinians own that land and jews have always tried to snake their way in. Jews persecuting other cultures doesn't matter I guess as long as they aren't christian.
>>14479181She's cute. Did they really get married though? Aren't they both in high school
>>14479213She's definitely got that "cutest girl in a small Midwest town" look to her.
https://youtu.be/hJFBXHtxKIcThis right here is my issue with Jack. He tries to overspice shit WAYYY too much.>those clumps over spices>adding wine>then that many spoonfuls of tomato paste Why the puree? Crushed tomatoes are better for a spaghetti sauce
>>14479181yes but only at the monsieur's request
>>14478823I'd eat that at a party or something, but that's def not a daily recipe lmao, that shit is straight artery clogging.
>>14478959>>14478974>seething this hard over previous banter LMAO YUROKEKS
>>14479282Who you are quoting?
>>14478992>How long until she becomes Tammy-sized?She's already getting there, she's looks 40lbs heavier since jack jr's proposal.
>>14479339Damn, is that the Scalfani family secret technique?
>>14479339>proposing in a fucking jersey and backwards capYou just know he wanted to marry just to smash this bitch
>>14479351no that's just white trash they have absolutely no sense of decorum...you gotta listen to your stepdad fucking whenever he can afford viagra
>>14479345>>14479351Can't blame him, she'll become one of the scalfani's patented slampigs. Like father like son. Jack is following in his fathers footsteps. The trick is to get your wife as fat as possible and then she can't divorce you because she'll have medical problems that she needs you to look after.
>>14479370that's not uh what a slampig is
>>14479377It's livestock raised slampigs, the scalfani secret to love
>>14479380no you have no clue what you are talking about sorry
>>14479383no you have no idea what a slampig is sorry
How long until Tammy kicks Jack's mooching ass out on the street?
>>14477945I almost woke my wife up from the violent shaking I was doing while suppressing my laughs. Thanks Anon.
>>14479426No problem, fren. Ja/ck/ threads were truly kino
>>14479391Holy shit I needed that laugh
>>14479461He did not fucking cook a dollar tree steak rare
>>14475920>MY EMPIRE OF DIRTMayo & salmonella empire
>>14478977>>14479339jesus, remembered her looking much better in the proposal video and i though that was my memory playing tricksshe put on so much weight holy shit>>14479351you should watch the whole proposal video, its the weirdest thing
>>14479387Then why haven't you corrected him?
>>14479461Jack's at his best when he's learned a standard cooking technique the week before and then explains it to the audience like they're children.
>>14479524Thats what happens when you spend so much time with the scalfanis. Poor girl
>>14479566Jesus just imagine the horror of marrying into that family
Is it just my imagination or are his new vids worse?Like, a decade ago he seemed to be comically sure of himself and sorta lively, maybe it's just cuz of the stroke but most of his recent stuff is kinda low energy and while still badly cooked, sorta middle of the road in terms of recipe?
>>14479576Not your imagination at all. He is lethargic and slow, even his speech is a bit slurred now. Ja/ck/ is a shadow of his former self despite actually being physically larger.
>>14479569She's clearly a star fucker. She is probably stringing junior along simply to get access to Jack the elder's raw juice. That's how TN slampigs do.
>>14479576He used to put more effort into his videos. Now he barely struggles to get through a 5 minute video and is too lazy for the most basic editing
>>14479579>>14479827That's a big part of it, but I'd also like to point out that the production value has decreased heavily. The camera Jack's currently using has really shit quality. It's rather grainy/blurry with low resolution and the colors/light look a bit off.
>>14479388>>14479391I don't get it
>>14475920I remember when he tried to pitch this company to some weird investment reality show and they laughed at him because he acted like a celebrity chef and not some crazy 62 IQ madman.
>>14480024The strokes paralyzed his right side. Anyway, congrats on the successful Ja/ck/ thread, lads.
>>14477222It is true, mellow mushroom uses some sort of spring water and it's the best shit ever.
>>14478823what are the little black turds they're adding on the giant spoonful of crème fraîche (?) at the end??
>>14479160>corona virus is hitting the scalfani family hard this yearand knowing how corona hit fatties at lot more frequently than normal people, it might get worse soon...
>>14480037because we love Jack, he is as success challenged as we are
>>14478639I think this guy might be as autistic as Jack
>>14480259Looks like they might be olives.
>>14478699>Kuh not uh, don't know what that isI don't think that's part of an act
>>14478959But we know you want to be.
>>14479074You are not
>>14479111I laughed really hard at that
>>14479576It honestly kind of makes me sad. Like he was funny when he was clearly confident in his very very poor cooking abilities and eating disgusting shit that he would make. Now he's slowly unraveling before us as this body becomes riddled with disease and breaks down a little more with each passing week. The golden summer of Jack's life is over and we are literally watching his march towards death with every new video of some stupid keto recipe that he only manages one bite of as he turns his dead arm away from the camera. It is a grim reminder that regardless of how much sour cream and cheese we eat or don't eat, death comes for us all in the end.