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>> No.14476004

His hands look a bit too small

>> No.14476006

his son deserved it

>> No.14476078

What have I become.... my sweetest friend
Everyone i know....becomes a meme in the end

And you can have it all..... my empire of sauce
I will choke you out
I will lose my arm

>> No.14476107
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Jack... Not you...

>> No.14476120
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>get stroke twice
>get actually partially paralyzed the second time
>wife is the only breadwinner
>she loses her job
>immediately put shitty sauce business up for sale
>now depend on your teenage son's income working at Chipotle
Truly blessed

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>> No.14476132

Doesn't he earn like a grand only from patreon?

>> No.14476265

Is this thing about the strokes true tho? He looks pretty fine in videos (or at least not significantly more handicapped than before).

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>> No.14476287

He can't use his hand/wrist/elbow at all on the right arm. He can just life it from the shoulder and that's about it. Also his right leg is gimpy and he walks with a limp

>> No.14476492

I really thought that his business worked for some reason, since it did last pretty long and got its products even to walmart, but I guess that being run by a retard is an eventual death sentence to anything. If anything I'm quite impressed that it did last that long.

I mean, just think of the fucking name of the sauce. "The best barbeque sauce you'll ever taste". What kind of absolute cretin you have to be to choose it as a name of your mainline product? Not to mention it looks more like a jam/jelly and has absolutely awful graphic design.

>> No.14476681

It's boomer-tier aesthetics combined with Jack's unique brand of ineptitude. He doesn't even know how to barbeque how the fuck is he going to make the BEST barbeque sauce?

>> No.14476686

>he looks pretty fine

>> No.14476702

how have you not noticed that he literally can't use one of his arms and that it's withering away due to atrophy

>> No.14476713

Other than being one of the best chefs of youtube. What does Jack actually work as? I really can't imagine him having a job that requires much mental effort.

>> No.14476719
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He uses to be a radio DJ

>> No.14476734

I like the name. It stands out among other brands that are just random names.

>> No.14476750

Did he play beach music?

>> No.14476761

He doesn't. YouTube is his "job." Tammy is the one who brings in the cash......well until recently at least before she got fired. So now he's trying to sell his sauce company since he doesn't make shit off his videos getting 4k views

>> No.14476788

It stands out, because it's fucking stupid. It's way too long and way too generic. There's a good reason why most people brand their stuff in a specific way. Like how can you even spread anything about it through word of mouth? "Ye, I really like the Best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste", "I would really recommend the Best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste". It doesn't sound like an actual product name and is so clunky tow ork with, I'd expect needing to explain that that is its actual name when speaking about it. Also there's not an obvious way to shorten the name either. Like what would you ommit or how'd you work with it in everyday conversation? The best sauce? The BBQ sauce? Taste sauce? It's such a mouthful to get through. It just doesn't work well as a brand on a fundamental level.

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>> No.14476795

Maybe he can get back to being a DJ then, though it'd be awkward to do the "put your hands up in the air" bit.

>> No.14476806

Why is his dead hand closed? When I let my arm dangle my hand stays open

>> No.14476810

He said in a live stream recently that he got an offer from his old boss to be on a show again but he declined. And then he rambled about starting a business to basically rent creator spaces out to people that make youtube/twitch content but he won't do that either because he is a retard.

>> No.14476813

show me on the doll where the bbq sauce company touched you

>> No.14476817

>A clenched hand after stroke occurs when spasticity in the hand begins to worsen into a contracture. This can lead to curled fingers, tight joints, and a clenched fist.

>> No.14476822

/ck/ collective buyout of jacks sauce when?? surely we can scrounge up $150 or so

>> No.14476827

We'll be competing with kiwifags but I'm down

>> No.14476829

>tfw no designated wanking claw

>> No.14476830

Does he do international shipping?

>> No.14476832

That’s a fisting claw, son

>> No.14476837
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Relive your best memories with a Vintage Ja/ck/

>> No.14476839

Right here, in the taste buds

>> No.14476843

I'm in

>> No.14476848

Plenty of sauce left over to lube it up

>> No.14476849

As long as you don't live in Palestine

>> No.14476854

Go fund me for moot to own the best bbq sauce ever

>> No.14476855

this always looks like a greenscreen to me until the dude actually touches them

>> No.14476894

If you live in Palestine you can still ask him for a napalm delivery.

>> No.14476895

>ywn be an international sauce courier bypassing the Gaza embargo to deliver The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste to phosphorus attack survivors

>> No.14476898

>Send Jack's sauce
>Immediately get 1 state solution
Nice try, rabbi.

>> No.14476899

The BEST Napalm

>> No.14476921

count me in, I found a job today

>> No.14476923

Zionism is my face mask

>> No.14476926

Nice, is it food related?

>> No.14476928
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>> No.14476944

Thanks anon. He's such a lazy tub of lard that he didn't even bother trying to rehab the dead arm

>> No.14476949


>> No.14476954

Jack is one of many lolcows targeted by kiwifarms

>> No.14476955

New Zeeland homos

>> No.14476962

>Google kiwifarms jack scalfani
>735 page thread about Jack

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>> No.14476967

>"Hey tam?"
I love how transparently his wife hates him

>> No.14476972

That's not really that much considering the thread is 5 years old. /ck/ towers that with ease.

>> No.14476973

Jack posting on /ck/ has been going on for over a decade.
If anyone will get to rent Tammy out we deserve prima nocta.

>> No.14476975

construction actually, but construction buisness and gastronomy have some common things

>> No.14476990

a tweet in the replies says he was on a reality tv show trying to peddle the sauce and spices, is that true?

>> No.14476994


>> No.14477002

Yeah and he ended up crying and making a complete ass of himself

>> No.14477036 [DELETED] 

e-celeb drama threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/11 and >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.

>> No.14477056

I'm fairly new to /ck/ and want to get Jackpilled, are there any good Jack compilations to start my journey? I watched one that was 6min long and I'm only hungry for more, but I'm too bored to start watching his whole videos.

>> No.14477073

>He notes that Scalfani spent the time the investors were cooking his meat working the crowd. "Matter-fact," he drawls, teasing McConaughey, "I saw him get your wife's telephone number."
wait...Jack FUCKS?

>> No.14477074

He knows the Best bulls around

>> No.14477088


gas yourself

>> No.14477092

Here's a classic that's short and udderly retarded:


>> No.14477099

And got fired for playing whatever the fuck he wanted instead of following orders

>> No.14477105

>Is this thing about the strokes true tho?

>> No.14477111
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>Feb 2007
Jesus christ

>> No.14477114

If I had my ja/ck/ folder I'd dump it but my hdd died and lost it.

>> No.14477126

Thanks anon
RIP your hdd anon

>> No.14477127
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He has so many videos but I don't think there are many compilations... mostly just clips like this

>> No.14477135

He deleted a shit ton of his videos because "commentary" youtubers found him and made tons of compilations mocking him.

>> No.14477136

Every /ck/ regular should donate 5 bucks and we can buy the company.

>> No.14477147

I'm legit curious as to what he thinks his business is worth at this point. Anyway if there is a way to crowdfund it in a way that isn't a scam I'll throw $5 at it.

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Lmao didn't know that, what a fucking moron

>> No.14477193

in what way is the OP, or any other post in the thread advertising?
you seem to type english but it surely isn't your native language, so while we're at it where are you from (besides reddit)?

>> No.14477197

wtf why isn't this a sticky?

>> No.14477198

First off, it's ja/ck/ing it, not jackpilled. Second, most jack kino occurs on Jack on the Go.

>> No.14477204
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Another Vintage Ja/ck/

>> No.14477214

What's he trying to say? That two pizzas smell different??

>> No.14477216

unironically based
fuck clear channel and all the other radio fucks
who would've thought jack could do one right thing in his life?

>> No.14477222

In the video Ja/ck/ is trying to find out if just changing the water used in the dough makes a difference in the pizza. So yeah he is saying that they smell different just from the fact that one uses New York tap water

>> No.14477234

that's assuming it's actually true and not just a way to save face

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>> No.14477253

What is that image trying to convey?

>> No.14477258
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Disdain for plebs

>> No.14477278

Can he claim disability?

>> No.14477294

He probably already tried to but I doubt it. Since he can still walk around and perform basic functions most jurisdictions won't give him disability.

>> No.14477297

Irony, or just a complete lack of self awareness.

>> No.14477309

I miss this Jack

>> No.14477312

That's a lot of cumin.

>> No.14477327

Jack loves loads of cum in his chili.

>> No.14477328

kiwifarm faggots get really mad at these goofs for some reason.

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Me too, anon, me too

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Hate to see a saucier go down.

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>> No.14477353

What video is that from? I recall that one being particularly absurd. Nevermind. It just came to me. That's when he was shilling for that stupid sauna thing.

Watch this entire video. This is Ja/ck/'s Rubber Soul.


>> No.14477380

Swedish coffee?

>> No.14477392
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He sounds so fucking annoyed and bitter in that Church Chili video, lmfao

>> No.14477408

What are some kino Ja/ck/ on the Go episodes? He has so fucking many I can't watch all of them

>> No.14477422

The one where he gets unreasonably butthurt at the fact that he can't have his nitrogen milkshake

>> No.14477428

Watch his lazy man's omelette video

>> No.14477442
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>a comfy Ja/ck/ thread
Ah this takes me back

>> No.14477453

How can this possibly be real. I hope it turns out that this was some elaborate social experiment conducted by Vincent D'onofrio in disguise. I need to see more.

>> No.14477455
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He even fucking speaks wrong

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>> No.14477500

My two go-to Ja/ck/ vids are Party Cheese Salad and Salad Night. The former is just downright disgusting, the latter is like a fucking Tim and Eric sketch

>> No.14477512
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I actually get a sinking feeling in my stomach thinking about it

>> No.14477524

he's a meme but I feel very very sorry for him nonetheless

>> No.14477533

You're a good person, anon, but your pity is honestly wasted on Ja/ck/

>> No.14477543

I felt very depressed after watching >>14477353
and >>14477428 crushed my soul. Thanks anons.

>> No.14477545

the guy is a piece of shit

>> No.14477547
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>tfw no boulder-mode boomer dad

>> No.14477552

how? he's just a bad "chef" who takes himself too seriously

>> No.14477555


>> No.14477577

It's worse than that. He mistreats waitstaff, creates drama wherever he goes, constantly plays the victim and also the crusader, is incredibly confident while being deeply ignorant, is an Evangelical Christian that unironically wants to genocide Palestinians, nearly killed his first-born son for smoking some weed and getting rowdy, etc. He is a (barely) walking stereotype of the loud dumbfuck American.

>> No.14477589

Watch jack on the go to see what an asshole he is. He also choked his son until his nose bled and then bragged about it on some podcast. There are tons more examples of him being a piece of shit so I really don't feel bad for him at all

>> No.14477592

lots of people beat their kids, not everyone kicks them out on to the streets at 15
some would say Jack is incredibly based

>> No.14477621
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The dude is the human version of Meatwad

>> No.14477627

Ja/ck/ and his family are every American stereotype rolled into one

>> No.14477646

Jack losing his shit over the Olive Garden App: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk0K9AT_8lA

Jack losing his shit over burger king: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpFbI50GsUE

Jack and Jack jr entering and then leaving a restaurant because there was a woman showing off her boobs on tv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L8NFru438

Jack pretending to jog away from joggers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxAiDQLlFto

You don't (usually) have to watch the whole episodes, just a select few moments

>> No.14477649

Nice, I'll go through these, thanks anon

>> No.14477671

Weirdest part of this is the footage and pic of the high schoolers, imagine jack filming your kids right after feeding them tainted meat

I hope no pregnant women ate his chili

>> No.14477676

This one's a must watch too. If you want to see how fucking retarded Jack is

>> No.14477684

he's a worse 'chef' than the average european housewife or granny, top kek.

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>> No.14477756

>"I don't feel like I have fans, I just have viewers"
That's the most introspective thing he's ever said.

>> No.14477758

Holy shit that Burger King video is bad. He is just a male Karen

>> No.14477785
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Did his tongue just grab that like a hand?

>> No.14477799
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That is Jack's succession technique

>> No.14477814

The meat he put in his chili he cooked over a year prior to it too. There's a video somewhere from a year earlier where he makes it. Disgusting

>> No.14477816

big boy bites

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>> No.14477842

>"this is three of about seven salads you can make"
Why do Tim and Eric even exist? They could work their whole lives and never write a line this perfect.

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Check that shit

>> No.14477945
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Here's a blast from the past

>> No.14477953

i think basically the "business" is just his van for sale with the logo on it

>> No.14477973

>is an Evangelical Christian that unironically wants to genocide Palestinians
That's fucking based. Fuck Palestinians.

>> No.14477979
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>I watchef this live with you homos 5 years ago
Jesus Christ I need to leave this place

>> No.14477993

>Like what would you ommit or how'd you work with it in everyday conversation? The best sauce? The BBQ sauce? Taste sauce? It's such a mouthful to get through. It just doesn't work well as a brand on a fundamental level.
Ja/ck/'s sauce

>> No.14478004

You and me both, but if you were someone who just buys it from Walmart, then you would not have such a frame of reference.

>> No.14478063

How the fuck did he make that sauce

>> No.14478083

I love how Jack and Tammy want to take a trip to Israel

>> No.14478086

He says restaurants are using his bbq sauce I hope to christ he's just lying.

>> No.14478088
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have you guys done your arm exercises today?

>> No.14478092

idk man he sounds kind of based when you put it like that

>> No.14478109

Is he..... on a scooter?

>> No.14478111

No it's true. The flyovers in Tennessee probably think he's some huge YouTube celeb

>> No.14478115

you guessed it, the latest development in the ja/ck/ saga

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I'm sure just the christfag stickers on his saucemobile and the cross he wears 24/7 have convinced more than one business to adopt the gelatinized HFCS that he peddles

>> No.14478166

it misses the cancerous goofy music straight from a C-grade sitcom aired in the early '90s

>> No.14478185
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he has severe pizza autism
basically only the east coast can make edible pizza and this is because of the water in california

>> No.14478205

WTF he's tryong to do to this disgusting pizza on this disgusting cardboard box??! this is so confusing

>> No.14478211

He decided to walk a 5k earlier this year and ended up destroying both his feet in the process. He had surgery on one foot several months ago and just had one on the other foot recently

Maybe doing a 5k after never exercising in your life isn't the best idea

>> No.14478230

that's genuinely beyond sad, and hilarious at the same time

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in those videos he orders pizzas from multiple places and then weighs the ingredients. if one place gives you 4 ounces of toppings, but the other only gives 3, he takes point away.

>> No.14478253

He's a living soyjak.

>> No.14478256

The eventual outcome of not caring about your health. Everything is crumbling. He will be on disability within 10 years and will be riddled with medical issues and on 10 different medications. His children will continue to deteriorate and become even fatter, dumber, and more debilitated than their father because he never taught them better. I think one of them is already abusing drugs and was aggressive towards his mom so they're already on a bad path that will only get worse.

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god I lost my shit so hard the first time I saw that MASSIVE "not of this world" sticker on his rear window
i hope someone has a screengrab of it

>> No.14478286


You're welcome

>> No.14478305

Yeah we'll see how long that lasts

>> No.14478312

oh fuck

>> No.14478318

thanks i hate it

>> No.14478335

Anyone else ever notice, even before the strokes, that he's weak as fuck.
He has to two hand apply pressure to the knife to cut onions and shit. I bet hes never did any man work a day in his life.

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What do you want to bet that Jack didn't even buy it and just used a clip he recorded off the site?

>> No.14478343

Quite plausible. I remember him using some sort of avatar thing that's specifically for non-commercial usage.

>> No.14478358

you're not a true ja/ck/er if you haven't watched all the videos of his trip to alaska and disney world

>> No.14478363

I feel myself going down the Ja/ck/ rabbit hole. I'll queue those up.

>> No.14478366


>> No.14478369

guys a strooker himself

>> No.14478378

you see a lot more of their family dynamic in them

>> No.14478385

>family dynamic
speaking of which is his second kid still married
jacks stroke really took the limelight off that nigga marrying his high school sweeheart straight out of highschool

>> No.14478389

This just feels like David Cross in Mr. Show

>> No.14478398

I think his alaskan cruise is probably him at his most tolerable, unless I'm blocking some distilled ja/ck/ing...
vaguelly recall him handling his son's friend in an awkward way, but I'm not calling him a gay pedo

>> No.14478403

>threaten to kill your son
>strangle him and throw him to the ground
>now depend on his income

>> No.14478408

not sure but I'm going to guarantee they're still married because if they weren't there would have been posts about it
>it's been 5 years since jack jr streamed himself playing madden and only /ck/ was in his chat
fuck time flies. he told us that jack only cooks when he's making a video and most other nights they eat out or get takeout

yeah the alaskan one is less interesting but more pure than what he's churned out in years so worth watching

>> No.14478436

I think its fine. and really not hard to remember or say. BBQ sauce isnt too ambigious, and heck maybe for some people saying the name of it enough will really make them percieve it as the best they've ever tasted

>> No.14478442

The Disney world videos is jack at his absolute worst

>> No.14478448

are you recording?

>> No.14478450

The son he choked is his older son Garrett who lives in LA and hangs out with rappers

>> No.14478452

>nobody's gonna try and rig this
>i'm not gonna win because i don't cheat
>they literally put jack's team against the hardest, the biggest kids
He also had a video where he's reviewing a restaurant and he films himself complaining to the waitress about how some burger is overcooked because it's not raw like his bison burger (?). After that, he's outside, after his meal, telling a story about how the waitress was rude to him and he put the bitch to her place. Something among those lines.
But he keeps making these realities in his head and presenting them to the viewers, as if we didn't see him talking to the waitress minutes prior

>> No.14478458

Anyone else love how Jack hates blacks yet both his sons ended up becoming wiggers

>> No.14478466

I fail to understand how walking a few miles would
lead to someone needing foot surgery... what the fuck

>> No.14478472

I think my favorite part of that series is when he's too cheap to buy his own turkey leg so he finds some kid eating one and films it

>> No.14478475

So both of his sons are more successful than him? Fucking kek.

>> No.14478476

Does Jack ever express his disdain for the blacks in any of his videos? hints at it?

>> No.14478481

i think he said his Achillies tendons blew up

>> No.14478486

Its called never exercising a day in your life

>> No.14478493

That makes me really sad
At least it could be used as motivation to keep from being a sedentary lardass

>> No.14478497

He's down to one arm now, bros. Soon he's just going to be a gigantic beanbag man

>> No.14478516

It's a shame, really. Guy's dumb as hell and pays dearly for it but he's also nice and a go-getter.

>> No.14478524
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>> No.14478527

Didn't one of you guys manage to get him to do an interview? And then the first thing you asked was about him choking his son

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Jack says it was top quality.

>> No.14478532

>also nice


>> No.14478536

This is just a story of the average parent/child relation in america, pretty normal actually.

>> No.14478548

Has anyone here made the party cheese salad?
Maybe we're all judging from the darkness and haven't seen the light that is a spoonful of party cheese salad.

>> No.14478559

Holy fuck I did not know this, I assumed he was being slowly consumed by diabetes

>> No.14478565

Look up "should I eat series" on YouTube. He made it and has also done a couple other Jack recipes

>> No.14478569

I did it with some friends 5 years ago. It was horrendous, absolutely inedible. I don't think I have any pics from it, sadly, but it was atrocious.

>> No.14478579

how is this man not scared for his health, look at him, this fucker is 1 meal off from a heart attack lmao. Literally stuffing cholesterol down his throat.

>> No.14478585

>jack jr streamed himself playing madden and only /ck/ was in his chat
I want to believe this is true

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>> No.14478598

Nothing can kill jack. Who else survives two strokes and continues shoveling fast food down their mouth?

>> No.14478620

he's got a deathwish and some balls, I'll give him that. Jack isn't afraid of dying early looks like.

>> No.14478624

>Look up "should I eat series" on YouTube. He made it
eh i expected a full review of this atrocity; it deserved to be put in the trash for sure, but the video is underwhelming

>> No.14478630

Hey he's willing to die doing what he loves the most and I have to applaud him for that

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>He decided to walk a 5k earlier this year and ended up destroying both his feet in the process.

>> No.14478639

my bad: it was his 1st video, and his others are proper reviews

>> No.14478644

Just because you weren't there doesn't mean it didn't happen

>> No.14478662

>down one arm
>needing a scooter to move around
When is he gonna start rolling around?

>> No.14478664

What's up with Jack's right hand?

>> No.14478686

it's called the stranger

>> No.14478691

I only come to /ck/ for jackposting and I was not let down today

>> No.14478696

Did he really made a fucking non newtonian fluid for a batter? kek

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>> No.14478716

his jelly bbq sauce cant be that bad

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I don't just come for it but it's a good day when we get a comfy Ja/ck/ thread

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>> No.14478828

so much butter and cream cheese in every recipes... dear lord

>> No.14478830

What the fuck is that

>> No.14478831

Lazy Man's Enchiladas

>> No.14478844

I'd honestly eat that. As long as it's baked under high heat. It may not be disgusting.

>> No.14478853

It's an abomination but yeah I'd probably eat it at some event if it was there. Also technically Ja/ck/ didn't make it so it's probably not going to be toxic

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He's transforming!

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Ja/ck/ used to be entertaining when he wasn't as disabled physically

>> No.14478885

that is unironically like a 70 minute walk -- assuming your legs don't give out X minutes in

>> No.14478904

He probably messed up his feet as soon as he stepped outside

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>taking over 1 hour to walk not even 1km
I literally take less than 10 minutes walking 1km and I'm literally walking, not even jogging or running.

Do fat people, really?

>> No.14478907

Is that JaaJ or ckkc?

>> No.14478909

5k means 5000, not 5 kms...

>> No.14478910

The 5K run is a long-distance road running competition over a distance of five kilometres (3.107 mi). Also referred to as the 5K road race, 5 km, or simply 5K, it is the shortest of the most common road running distances. It is usually distinguished from the 5000 metres track running event by stating the distance in kilometres, rather than metres.

>> No.14478921

>European education

>> No.14478924

Tanks it makes more sense; running 5000kms would be absurd haha

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Don be sad fren. I have sum gud chefs to share with you!!!

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>gut basically a 1/3rd of your onion to avoid getting a little teary eyed

>> No.14478932

you just know they banged on top of his wife's corpse that night

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Get fucked kid. Jack did P90X before and saw incredible results.

>> No.14478941

Literally me >>14478905 >>14478910
I'm sorry if my people don't come up with retarded circuits for fat people due to the lack of it. Also;

t. eastern

>> No.14478946

don't try to save face, faggot you look even more retarded

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Time to go even further beyond!

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>> No.14478956

>90 days

>> No.14478959

At least I'm not an American.

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What a ridiculous mess

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>> No.14478974

>American education

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These colors don't run -- OR walk

>> No.14478976

Perfect /\

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How long until she becomes Tammy-sized?

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That'll take a while.

>> No.14479002

>this doesn't look so bad
>"two jars of salsa"

>> No.14479008

he's put on some weight during the process

>> No.14479011

corn starch and peanut butter.

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>> No.14479023

>should i buy jacks company

>> No.14479031

He probably values it at over six figures.

>> No.14479037

jack def fucked that woman

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>> No.14479050

Is that sugar on the bottom

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>> No.14479063

Holy shit she's bigger than Jack

>> No.14479069

He......looks fatter in the after photo

>> No.14479074

Am i the only one who would let Tammy sit on my face?

>> No.14479075

I think he literally says in the video that he put on so much muscle and got "ripped" in the stomach and that's why it's bigger

>> No.14479078

How does he manage to be such a stereotypical redneck

>> No.14479079

>90 days
he could have gotten pretty skinny by then if he just worked out

>> No.14479086

It is weird how he is both a Christ-wormed redneck and a weak ponce that complains and acts like a bitchy cunt all the time

>> No.14479087

he married a slampig

>> No.14479088

Is the Mccormick bag n season video Jack's masterpiece? Or is it party cheese salad

>> No.14479092

Party Cheese Salad is Aunt Myrna's recipe so I would give her the credit (also she is wanted by Interpol) whereas the juicy chicken in a bag is all Ja/ck/

>> No.14479095

Can I get buff in 90d if I'm already thin with a great metabolism?

>> No.14479097

Not in one of the videos but on twitter and in other podcasts

>> No.14479099

You'll get fit but you should just do compound lifts if you want to get buff

>> No.14479100

He lost like maybe 10lbs lmao. In 90 days you could lose like 80lbs If you do steady state cardio while doing 3 day alternating fasts.

>> No.14479101

Maybe not buff but you can see marked results if you eat enough.

>> No.14479105

Someone post the webm of that tittymonster making nachos or whatever with jack

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>> No.14479111

This guy broke both legs walking for twenty minutes.

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>> No.14479136

Did his wife really lose her job, cause wasn’t she funding all this escapades anyway??

>> No.14479137

I thought it was just his feet.

>> No.14479147

>what the hell happened jack
not walking for more than 10 minutes in his entire life is what happened.

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>> No.14479155

Fuck off anime autist

Anime posting is pleb tier

>> No.14479160

damn, corona virus is hitting the scalfani family hard this year.

>> No.14479165

Does anyone watch his live streams on Saturday mornings? I think I'm gonna get in on the next one. But I hear he bans people pretty quickly

>> No.14479169

I've caught one or two and yes he puts people in the "Boy's Club" if you ask about mayo, Aunt Myrna, him crying on TV, etc.

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>It's worse than that. He mistreats waitstaff, creates drama wherever he goes, constantly plays the victim and also the crusader, is incredibly confident while being deeply ignorant, is an Evangelical Christian that unironically wants to genocide Palestinians, nearly killed his first-born son for smoking some weed and getting rowdy, etc. He is a (barely) walking stereotype of the loud dumbfuck American.

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she has been blacked before, just look at her stare.

>> No.14479187

>boys club
He needs to come out of the closet already

>> No.14479189

Nice argument

>> No.14479191

His feet are broken and half his body is paralyzed so that will take some effort

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>this mad at a 6 hour old post

>> No.14479204

That sounds pretty Jewish, considering Palestinians own that land and jews have always tried to snake their way in. Jews persecuting other cultures doesn't matter I guess as long as they aren't christian.

>> No.14479213

She's cute. Did they really get married though? Aren't they both in high school

>> No.14479218

She's definitely got that "cutest girl in a small Midwest town" look to her.

>> No.14479236

This right here is my issue with Jack. He tries to overspice shit WAYYY too much.
>those clumps over spices
>adding wine
>then that many spoonfuls of tomato paste
Why the puree? Crushed tomatoes are better for a spaghetti sauce

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Like clockwork

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>> No.14479263

yes but only at the monsieur's request

>> No.14479275

I'd eat that at a party or something, but that's def not a daily recipe lmao, that shit is straight artery clogging.

>> No.14479282

>seething this hard over previous banter


>> No.14479285

Who you are quoting?

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>How long until she becomes Tammy-sized?
She's already getting there, she's looks 40lbs heavier since jack jr's proposal.

>> No.14479345

Damn, is that the Scalfani family secret technique?

>> No.14479351

>proposing in a fucking jersey and backwards cap
You just know he wanted to marry just to smash this bitch

>> No.14479362

no that's just white trash they have absolutely no sense of decorum...you gotta listen to your stepdad fucking whenever he can afford viagra

>> No.14479370

Can't blame him, she'll become one of the scalfani's patented slampigs. Like father like son. Jack is following in his fathers footsteps. The trick is to get your wife as fat as possible and then she can't divorce you because she'll have medical problems that she needs you to look after.

>> No.14479377

that's not uh what a slampig is

>> No.14479380

It's livestock raised slampigs, the scalfani secret to love

>> No.14479381

no you have no clue what you are talking about sorry

>> No.14479383

bad bait

>> No.14479387

no you have no idea what a slampig is sorry

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How long until Tammy kicks Jack's mooching ass out on the street?

>> No.14479426

I almost woke my wife up from the violent shaking I was doing while suppressing my laughs. Thanks Anon.

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No problem, fren. Ja/ck/ threads were truly kino

>> No.14479470

Holy shit I needed that laugh

>> No.14479472

He did not fucking cook a dollar tree steak rare

>> No.14479496


Mayo & salmonella empire

>> No.14479524

jesus, remembered her looking much better in the proposal video and i though that was my memory playing tricks
she put on so much weight holy shit

you should watch the whole proposal video, its the weirdest thing

>> No.14479537

Then why haven't you corrected him?

>> No.14479553

Jack's at his best when he's learned a standard cooking technique the week before and then explains it to the audience like they're children.

>> No.14479566

Thats what happens when you spend so much time with the scalfanis. Poor girl

>> No.14479569

Jesus just imagine the horror of marrying into that family

>> No.14479576

Is it just my imagination or are his new vids worse?

Like, a decade ago he seemed to be comically sure of himself and sorta lively, maybe it's just cuz of the stroke but most of his recent stuff is kinda low energy and while still badly cooked, sorta middle of the road in terms of recipe?

>> No.14479579

Not your imagination at all. He is lethargic and slow, even his speech is a bit slurred now. Ja/ck/ is a shadow of his former self despite actually being physically larger.

>> No.14479582

She's clearly a star fucker. She is probably stringing junior along simply to get access to Jack the elder's raw juice. That's how TN slampigs do.

>> No.14479827

He used to put more effort into his videos. Now he barely struggles to get through a 5 minute video and is too lazy for the most basic editing

>> No.14479954

That's a big part of it, but I'd also like to point out that the production value has decreased heavily. The camera Jack's currently using has really shit quality. It's rather grainy/blurry with low resolution and the colors/light look a bit off.

>> No.14480024

I don't get it

>> No.14480035

I remember when he tried to pitch this company to some weird investment reality show and they laughed at him because he acted like a celebrity chef and not some crazy 62 IQ madman.

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The strokes paralyzed his right side. Anyway, congrats on the successful Ja/ck/ thread, lads.

>> No.14480114

It is true, mellow mushroom uses some sort of spring water and it's the best shit ever.

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>> No.14480259

what are the little black turds they're adding on the giant spoonful of crème fraîche (?) at the end??

>> No.14480269

>corona virus is hitting the scalfani family hard this year
and knowing how corona hit fatties at lot more frequently than normal people, it might get worse soon...

>> No.14480471

because we love Jack, he is as success challenged as we are

>> No.14480617

I think this guy might be as autistic as Jack

>> No.14480623

Looks like they might be olives.

>> No.14480625

>Kuh not uh, don't know what that is
I don't think that's part of an act

>> No.14480642

But we know you want to be.

>> No.14480651

You are not

>> No.14480657

I laughed really hard at that

>> No.14480712

It honestly kind of makes me sad. Like he was funny when he was clearly confident in his very very poor cooking abilities and eating disgusting shit that he would make. Now he's slowly unraveling before us as this body becomes riddled with disease and breaks down a little more with each passing week. The golden summer of Jack's life is over and we are literally watching his march towards death with every new video of some stupid keto recipe that he only manages one bite of as he turns his dead arm away from the camera. It is a grim reminder that regardless of how much sour cream and cheese we eat or don't eat, death comes for us all in the end.

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