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Hello cu/ck/s, I am trying to eat efficiently so that I can get a nicer ass and bigger tiddies in the shortest time possible
if i eat something like this for breakfast (1/2 lb of bacon and 3 eggs) everyday, will I achieve my goal, or just become an ugly landwhale covered in stretchmarks? :c

>> No.14471607

Just eat a shit load of cheesecake, rub some of that oil shit on your skin that prevents stretch marks and you'll be good

>> No.14471608

>>14471602
eat actual sticks of butter for snacks.

if you're not eating at least 2 lbs a day, you've fucked up

>> No.14471612

The secret is potatoes and it doesn't matter how you prepare them. They will give you a donk.

>> No.14471620

OP here. Trans rights are human rights, btw.

>> No.14471625

>>14471620
Absolutely, now go get some potatoes.

>> No.14471630

>>14471620
I agree. Now get down to the Cheesecake Factory

>> No.14471631

>>14471602
You need to eat lots of carbs to get fat. Eat a bunch of corn flakes for breakfast. It's essentially hogfeed.

>> No.14471634

based tranny, just dont turn into a whale

>> No.14471644
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>>14471612
>>14471625
ok, ill try potatoes next! c:
can you recommend any good recipes?

>> No.14471663

>>14471602
You can't really change your body's fat distrubution pattern. It's mostly genetic. If you get fat, there's no telling how it'll look on you until you get fat. I'd stick with a high fat, high protein diet with a caloric surplus, then do lots of squats and leg exercises to shape your ass and thighs. You may not be able to make your bewbs bigger without getting pregnant.

>> No.14471664

never gonna pass

>> No.14471669

>>14471664
True, those are some very mannish legs.

>> No.14471681

>>14471602
what you need to be doing is squats, sumo deadlifts and hip thrusters if u want a nice ass not just eating more lol you're already pretty chunky and not in good way

>> No.14471692

>>14471664
go dilate lol

>> No.14471693

>>14471664
Face matter more than body tbhon.
Though that is a pretty male-looking ass, ngl.

>> No.14471709
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>>14471602
>chemically sterlizing yourself because you got molested as a kid
just fukken talk with some friends and clean up your lifestyle my man

>> No.14471712

>>14471644
>>14471663
Unfortunately fat distribution in boobies is almost exclusively genetic. Fortunately for you, I am an expert on this topic and would probably be able to tell from the way your boobs look whether a local increase in size would be possible for you or not. Would you mind showing them quickly so I can give you a quick diagnosis?

>> No.14471730

>>14471602
it wouldn't be nudity to show tits if trans. why no tits?

>> No.14471737

Eat semen

>> No.14471746

>>14471730
why does everyone say that i'm transgendered? :c

>> No.14471757

>>14471746
If you’re not trans, the you should know and follow the rules of tits or gtfo, thank you very much.

>> No.14471765

>>14471746
Defense mechanism from being trapped so often on 4chan. Either way you're an attention whore for posting your body and anyone who does male or female gets ridiculed here. Also, your question about how to best add visceral fat and also get a distinct body aesthetic would be better answered on /fit/ but best answered on an entirely different site.

>> No.14471767

>>14471757
she already post tits just in shirt jerk

>> No.14471771

>>14471746
post tummy or dilate

>> No.14471777

>>14471771
my tummy is bloated from eating so much though :c are you sure?

>> No.14471784

>>14471602
Genetics dictates where your fat will go. Also, fat doesn't age well. You'd be better off aiming for sticc mode if you don't like your current shape.

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>>14471777

>> No.14471817

is coffee good for you

>> No.14471821

>>14471602
Show boipussy all we ever get on here is Avacado’s

>> No.14471827
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>>14471811

>> No.14471862
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>>14471811
if u insist lol, just remember i just had a huge meal
and ive been eating big the past week


>>14471821
no lmao

>> No.14471884

>>14471602
>>14471681
This
>>>/fit/

>> No.14471893
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14471893

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>> No.14471922

>bulge
cringe saged hidden reported fbi tipped dilated seethed

>> No.14471982

Wasnt there some root or herb that directly increased breast size

>> No.14471989
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>>14471922
hmm i guess you got me lol :p

>> No.14471992

based feeder thread on /ck/

>> No.14471995

>>14471602
eat shittons of avocados and do shittons of squats
if your stomach grows faster than your tits then double up on the hormones

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>>14471922
just kidding haha its skin cream and a potato :^)

>>14471982
ooo I would like to know more

>>14471995
I'll make a bunch of completos :0

>> No.14472014

why do hrt tiddies always look like that? I mean yeah it's better than plastic but fugg

>> No.14472028

What you need is lots of protein (chiccen) and a squat rack.
Barbel hip thrusts and squats.
Until failure of course

>> No.14472070

>>14471602
Try eating smaller meals, more often. Like 5 meals a day or just snack throughout. That way, tummy won't stretch and fit more food making you prone to getting fatter (by not feeling full from normal amount of food).

Also, do squats and other butt exercises unless you like saggy cheeks.
Make sure to eat nuts as well. The vitamin E can help your tits look healthier.

Eating bacon and eggs would do a better job clogging your arteries than gaining weight.

>> No.14472136

If you ever feel like drinking, drink beer.
It has the strongest acting phytoestrogen. The more hops the more estrogens, but hops also taste bitter.

>> No.14472139

milk chocolate is supposed to go straight to your ass

>> No.14472144

>>14472136
Phytoestrogen is a meme

>> No.14472151

>>14471862
BUH ASTE.

>> No.14472165

>>14471827
Unironically hot.
Maybe I'm a weirdo, but I really like scars and blemishes of all kinds. Scars (self-harm especially) and stretch marks are actually really hot.

>> No.14472183

>>14472165
Were all weirdos. Thst seems tame though

>> No.14472184

>>14471620
What rights?

>> No.14472208
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>>14471602
why are trannies always so ugly

>> No.14472218

worse thread than that one faggot's asshole

>> No.14472222

>>14472218
Nikocado's shithole is worse.

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>>14472222
>hole
No, that was a canyon.

>> No.14472260

>>14472208
Rent free.

>> No.14472274

>>14472208
because they're males and as a male without mental health issues you don't find other males attractive

>> No.14472304

>>14471602
Hey, OP. I'm doing a caloric surplus diet and I'm somehow bulking and burning fat at the same time. So, from my experience, I'd say to keep your protein macros and do lots of squats, get some weights if you can or a sandbag. Be not afraid of getting carbs because you need the caloric intake too.

I don't know about how to help with them tiddies, tho. :c

>> No.14472305

is this the thread where we beg for pusy pics until it gets deleted
if so, post pusy and also tits

>> No.14472376

>>14472004
What the fuck, I was hoping for the dick you piece of shut whore now I need to masturbate

>> No.14472427

>>14471602
post hole and feet

>> No.14472582

>>14472304
will do!

>> No.14472668

>>14471602
Going to need to see your soles to make an accurate recommendation

>> No.14472708

>>14471709
Based Dr Now poster
>Hello, how y'all doing today

>> No.14472725

I love how this literally gay attention whoring thread stays up. the mods are truly faggots. they are probably rubbing their micro dicks to this puke inducing shit.

>> No.14472727

>>14472725
janny's just waiting for op to post the goods so he can save it before he deletes

>> No.14472742
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14472742

I miss having a gf

>> No.14472752

>>14471602
pls be in london

>> No.14472785

>>14472742
You're in one of the best boards on 4chan to find one, to be fair

>> No.14472805
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>>14472785
Yeah nah as if OP is from San Diego of all hellholes

also, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.14472813

>>14472805
based and soycal pilled
i hate it here bro

>> No.14472822

>>14472742
Be careful. Heartbreakd is one of the leading reasons people commit suicide

>> No.14472825

>>14472822
Nah, whiskey and oversleeping does

>> No.14472857

>>14472805
>>14472813
4chan is a san diegan website
B A Y P A R K
A
Y
P
A
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K

>> No.14472919

>>14472857
more like gaypark lmao

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>>14472857
>lots of cuties in SD
>all I've met either have children already or been with someone for 5+ years
Every fucking time. They even hit on me just to tease me and it pisses me off

>> No.14473681

>>14471607
>>14471608
Literally this.
I wish you'd get fat and i was your boyfriend, I'd give belly rubs after meals

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>>14471862
>>14471989
>>14472004

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Shoobedoo.

>> No.14473807

>>14473800

Based and buttholepilled.

>> No.14473826

>>14471602
Show current ass and titties for science purposes

>> No.14473908

I've been waiting all day and still no more pics of those nice thighs OP is a fucking hater

>> No.14473913

>>14471602
kill yourself tranny you will never pass

>> No.14473930

I've been trying to figure out why /ck/ is so much quicker to accuse femposters of being trannies than every other board, and I think I finally figured it out. You're all ugly roasties, aren't you?

>> No.14473956

Imagine wanting disgusting moobs and being a horrible tranny. Please be one of the 41% quick.

>> No.14473958

>>14471827
Man what happened to you?

>> No.14473960

>>14473775
you are correct.

>> No.14473968

>>14472014
If you want to know it's basically incomplete breast development.
When cis girls go through puberty they experience a very complex hormone process, whereas most tranners are just put on estradiol.
This leads to a lot of trans women being stuck with the breast development that 14-15 year old girls have which can look strange especially when they develop large breasts, basically two pointy tubes.

>> No.14473972

Would anyone here be interested in having a trans gf who was a feeder?
I love cooking and I'd love to be the one responsible for my boyfriend having a big tummy.