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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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If you could make a meal for another board, what would you make and which board would you give it to?

>> No.14470687
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14470687

/asp/

>> No.14470698

>>14470687
>Not cooking them crab
Kwab

>> No.14471244

>>14470659
A historically accurate ancient Roman feast. The whole nine yards with swans, ostriches and live animals stuffed into cooked ones for /his/; /tg/ would probably enjoy it too.

>> No.14471252

I would make sardine spaghetti for /toy/

>> No.14471260

>>14470659
make some chicken tendies with a lethal dose of morphine and arsenic in the batter, give it to /r9k/

>> No.14471265

>>14471244
>ostriches
>Roman
>historically accurate
Huh?

>> No.14471266

>>14470698
Crab legs are reserved for /tv/

>> No.14471267

expired kraft mac and cheese for /b/

>> No.14471278

PrEP Lollipops for /co/

>> No.14471298

Virgin Mary was.

>> No.14471309

>>14471298
It was an actual thing.

Otherwise Charlemagne would have done what to the Jews?

>> No.14471313

>>14471265
HRE was huge and encompassed a large swath of land that would have contained a few species of ostrich, I am not the OP and haven't found any definitive proofs that they consumed ostrich but it's not farfetched.

>> No.14471327

>>14470659
water for /v/

>> No.14471338

>>14470659
Macarons for /vp/

>> No.14471344

>>14470659
pepperoni pizza for /toy/

>> No.14471425
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I make this for /lit/ since they're pretentious twats as well

>> No.14471427

I'd make meatbread for /tg/

>> No.14471438

>>14470659
A steak with a side of bacon a nice beer and a 1911 for /k/.

>> No.14471441

>>14471313
>>14471265
Elagabalus (The Tranny King of Degeneracy) was known to serve ostrich.

>> No.14471450

Cyanide Chicken and I'd serve it to this board. Fuck all of you.

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>>14471260
>lethal dose of morphine

u cheeky cunt

>> No.14471500
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I make enough mac and cheese for everyone, including a vegan variety for /an/

>> No.14471548

>/k/
>brownies

>> No.14471561
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For /x/

>> No.14471573

Schnitzel for /pol/

>> No.14471577
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A shipping container full of imitation crab meat. You know what board...

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>>14471577
?

>> No.14471589
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Some nice homemade ekiben for /n/

>> No.14471594
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Pizza for /pol/

>> No.14471637

>>14470687
Basado

>> No.14471642

Strawberry Jam for /mu/

>> No.14471643

Big sloppa shit for /b/

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>>14471548

>> No.14471718

>>14471500
masterpiece

>> No.14471722

Crab for /biz/.

>> No.14471753

>>14471500
There's probably fewer vegans on /an/ than there are on /ck/.

>> No.14471759

I'd make a 5-course cyanide meal for /pol/

>> No.14471854
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An assortment of chips for /int/

>> No.14471856

>>14470659
Take a massive dump on a silver platter and serve it to /b/, since it's what they deserve.

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>>14470659
For /k/.

>> No.14471898

>>14471581
what chinese cartoon is that from

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/tg/

>> No.14471929
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For /jp/

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>>14471907
/tg/ is a weird board, simultaneously based and cringe

>> No.14471968

A big sloppa shit for /v/

>> No.14472009

>>14471944
it's cause /tg/ is old school nerds, before the zoomers took over

>> No.14472489

A big sloppa shit for /lgbt/

>> No.14472499

>>14471589
Kawaii desu
I'd make /a/ some sushi.

>> No.14472504

Burnt rat.
/pol/

>> No.14472506

Redwall feast for /lit/ or /tg/.

>> No.14472536

something light, fun, and tasty for the good people over at /an/

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>>14471753
i believe this is correct

>> No.14472547

>>14470659
Mushroom and swiss burgers with caramelized onion for /d/

>> No.14472568
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For /pol/ was going to give it to /lgbt/, but they basically are the same people

>> No.14472570

Green tea tiramisu for /a/

>> No.14472581

>>14470659
I'd make a skillet for /out/ with chopped tomaters, with some baby spinach, rocks and fresh tortellini. I'd forget the utensils on purpose, of course.

>> No.14472595

Brownies laced with strychnine. Every board except /k/, /pol/ and /ck/

>> No.14472860

A pile of shit laced with rat poison for /b/

>> No.14472890

>>14471581
What in the living hell

>> No.14474213

>>14471589
shh be quiet they're sleeping

>> No.14474226

I'd make some traditional english steak pies for /sp/

or just buy a stash of Pukka Pies, probably not worth the effort to actually make ones myself

>> No.14474229

>>14474226
Pukka pies are wank, the pastry disintegrates too easily

>> No.14474409

Tofurkey and vegannaise gluten-free sandwiches for /pol/.

>> No.14474439

>>14471898
Birth of devilman, it's the opening scene i think...

>> No.14475930

>>14474409
Wank pheasant

>> No.14475956

>>14471753
This
/an/ has a lot of posters who hate animals

>> No.14475996
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14475996

I would just give /o/ fast food

>> No.14476065

>>14475996
you could also give computer chips to /g/

>> No.14476069

>>14475996
I get it because they're all worthless mccagers.

>> No.14476075

>>14470659
Carolina reaper wings for /r9k/ and /fa/

>> No.14476112

Protein brownies for /k/

>> No.14476115

>>14470659
Steak for /ck/. I'll season the board, of course

>> No.14476115,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>14475996
Probably of you're a rapist.>>14476065
>>14476065
When the comp is back on its back on