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14470597 No.14470597 [Reply] [Original]

All thats ever posted here is fast-food trash and poor people food. Me and my wife spend around 500 a week on going out to eat. There's gotta be more people like me on here. Went to a wine dinner this weekend, restaurant is based mostly on local produce. It was a pretty good experience.

>> No.14470603
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14470603

There were 7 courses

>> No.14470622

>>14470597
loling at the stupid dirty playing cards on the napkin, is this a game or a meal?

>> No.14470623

This isn't instagram. Take this foodflexing to your nearest social media shithole.

>> No.14470627
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14470627

I didn't take pictures of everything

>> No.14470629

>>14470627
>>14470603
>spending $500 to use laboratory glass for your food

>> No.14470639
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14470639

Today's lunch. Nothing fancy

>> No.14470644
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14470644

>>14470603
>Spending 500 bucks on 7 piss ant meals

>> No.14470646

europoors are SEETHING

>> No.14470651

>the $500 hipster experience

You choose poorly

>> No.14470652

I like the Taco Bell, anime watching, switch playing, alcoholic, car flask drinking, raw hamburger eating, fat fuck wage slave poster better

>> No.14470660

>>14470652
This, and I hate that guy

>> No.14470661

>>14470646
O B S E S S E D

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>> No.14470684

how was the food?

>> No.14470692
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14470692

>>14470597
>finger lakes
inb4 the california wine boomer starts up with the rageposting

>> No.14470700

>>14470684

You're not going to get an honest answer from OP. If you spend $500 on trash you're obligated to say it's good to justify the expense.

>> No.14470704

>>14470692
lol! what does she eat?!

>> No.14470710
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14470710

Dis look good. Dis u hunger? Hunger boi hunger boi hunger boi. No. I dont hunger. Hunger bitch. Lined up for iced cream. Hunger boi. Hunger boi. Hunger time. Deepest bluest my hat is like a sharks fin. Shark boi hunger time.

>> No.14470718

Why are you letting those pretentious fucks get away with it, OP? It’s just not worth the money.

>> No.14470725

>>14470710
Chickens don't really fly. Like they can make it over a fence or up into a tree, but you will never see a flock of chickens 100 feet up.

>> No.14470732

>>14470652
This. Taco Bell anon has far more class than OP.

>> No.14470736

> F.L.X. Table is our take on one of our favorite forms of entertainment; the dinner party. With only 14 seats and no barrier between the dining area and the kitchen, it is meant to be an intimate and interactive experience in which we welcome you not only into our business, but into our home. While you can rent the entire space for the evening, seats can be reserved individually or for parties throughout from 5:30 pm till 9pm. Each evening, a set menu will be served based on seasonality of products and will change regularly, but, each evening only one menu will be served. We will always do our best to accommodate dietary restrictions, so please make us aware of any restrictions when booking your seats.

Sounds quite gay. Would rather go to/host a real dinner party with my friends. Why pay some retard hipsters for a facsimile dinner party in what looks like a Williamsburg loft circa 2011?

>> No.14470744

>>14470603
That looks like cat shit.

>> No.14470745

>>14470603
>that plate
>urine in a beaker
lmao

>> No.14470758

>>14470710
too much bread. take out the interior breads and sandwich the fish and chicken patties between the beef for the optimal experience.
>bun
>beef
>toppings
>fish
>toppings
>chicken
>CHEESE - very important
>beef
>toppings
>bun
based.

>> No.14470765

>>14470603
>literally everyone at the table has their phone out
I hate people like you, playing house and going out to slightly expensive meals pretending to be sophisticated.

>> No.14470767

>>14470597
raw vegetables and stale bread, yikes

>> No.14470781
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14470781

can you imagine actually having to budget for food as an adult?? If you can't go out with your girl and spend a couple bills without thinking you did somethin wrong in life

>> No.14470787

>>14470597
Taco Bell anons threads are much funnier than yours OP

>> No.14470788

>>14470597
i spend 300 bucks a DAY on food and alcohol. expense account brah. steak sauce!

>> No.14470796

>>14470597
You're either a drug dealer or some shitty divorce lawyer. Either way, I'm not sure why somebody who has made a life for themselves would post on 4chan.

>> No.14470798

>>14470603
>>14470627
this looks like shit I could throw together with leftovers and shit in my pantry. Gross.

>> No.14470802

>>14470603
Who are those three fat women across from you?

>> No.14470805

>>14470781
joke's on you. I don't have a girl

>> No.14470823

>>14470603
30 dollars for a glass of wine hahahaha

>> No.14470842

>>14470823
>30 bucks is considered expensive
ouch

>> No.14470862

>>14470644
This picture is beautiful. Like a renaissance painting.

>> No.14470865

>>14470842
The entire bottle is worth less than 30 bucks lmao fucking retard

>> No.14470877

>>14470865
>lmao
Once again Facebook expresses its opinions.
Fucking normalfags.

>> No.14470893

>>14470877
And Saint Prefert Chateauneuf-du-Pape sucks
Fucking kek

>> No.14470902

>Where FLX Table excels most is not with the food, though it is quite possibly the most magical meal I have ever consumed. Rather, this place is about the experience. You're seated with strangers, at a table created by strangers (Bates actually built the table), and by the end you feel a visceral connection with everyone from the person next to you to the sous chef.

>FLX Table is not stuffy or formal, though the menu is painstakingly crafted. None of the silverware or chairs matched, purchased from various antique and estate sales, and the music seamlessly faded Frank Sinatra into Notorious B.I.G. Attire ranged from button-down shirts and blazers to t-shirts and jeans.

I would prefer not to have a visceral connection with strangers over raw vegetables served on sliced tree trunks while dining in what looks like a Pier 1 with n-person music blasting. This is the 30 year old boomer equivalent of the theme restaurants of the 70s/80s

>> No.14470922

>stupid beaker for wine
>sloppily written price tags on wine
>the portions, lol
>random greens strewn on a literal fucking tree round
>exposed brick under broken drywall

>> No.14470961

>>14470627
>meat
>mac n cheese
>prunes
>sriracha
absolutely BASED retard.

>> No.14470973

>>14470639
The imitation crab looks good, fries are shit

>> No.14470995

>Emperors new clothes
>I don't understand the hype ,my wife and son and I have have eaten in some pretty incredible restaurants.The first thing served was some awful fish broth served out of some dirty looking teapot ,the first course was fine it was fresh veggies and wonderful bread,that they bought elsewhere ! So next course raw slimey shrimp,sauce made my lip numb,next course grits's/ an egg cooked at 65 degrees not very good!then main course duck which was tough and tasteless [and I love duck and shrimp and eggs] desert was 1 square inch of a corneal cake w/unsweetened rhubarb and warm goat milk.we are not drinkers so that may explain our perception.The people that we're drinking a lot seemed to persevere much better than us.We are foodies and have eaten at many James Beard and 3 star Mich star restaurants ,so I have to admit this is not either category .the menu disconnected and[ very we are trying too hard] without accomplishing the goal of serving good food that pleases the customer instead of a self serving chef!!!!

Based boomer telling it like it is

>> No.14471002

>>14470973
Imitation crab is pretty good when they use lobster meat to make it.

>> No.14471021

>>14471002
yeah, but the stuff in the picture is not real lobster. Its surimi

>> No.14471034

>>14471021
You’re trolling it’s obviously lobster meat
>t. In Maine

>> No.14471051

Columbia cocaine & Drew Bledsoe's cabernet sauvignon. Maybe some pulled pork.

>> No.14471078

>>14471034
You do realize they press it into claw shape to sell to restaurants?
Its been like this for 10 years.

>> No.14471086

Well, if there's one thing that corona-chan hasn't taken from us, it's the age-old adage:
"A fool and his money are soon parted."

>> No.14472075

>>14470597

This looks like a poor person's idea of what rich people eat

>> No.14472080

>>14470651

OP is the sort of person hipsters make fun of

>> No.14472089

>>14470781

The fact that you are trying this hard to flex on strangers on the internet is really sad man

>> No.14472090

>>14472080
Most people here have no idea what a hipster is. Trust me, don't go down that road.

>> No.14472092

>>14470781

lol are you sacred of us knowing where you spent $400 on sushi?

>> No.14472113

>>14470781
>I am retarded enough to spend more than 2 digits on Sushi, probably not even in Animeland

No anon, it's niggers like you who are the problem - Thinking that flashing 400 bucks makes you rich.

>> No.14472114

It always makes me sad to think of how lonesome a person has to be to make a thread like this

>> No.14472143

>>14470652
>>14470660
I absolutely despise taco bell anon but at least he doesn't act like such an fag OP is.

>> No.14472159

>>14472114
It is kind of funny how OP was trying to flex on the Taco Bell poster and his thread backfired this miserably.

>> No.14472167

>>14471078
>retard has never cracked open a fresh claw to gorge themselves like a rabid animal on the meat inside

>> No.14472174
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14472174

rate my supper

domestic atlantic bluefin

too much protein for one meal?

>> No.14472382
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14472382

>poorcels btfo

>> No.14472446

>>14472174
>200 dorra

>> No.14472520

>>14472174
Why’s it all haggard looking like your wife cut it with an old steak knife?

>> No.14472855

poor folk are SEETHING all over this thread

>> No.14472900
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14472900

>that'll be $400 plus tip bro

>> No.14472935

>>14470725
Not with that attitude

>> No.14472948

>>14470603
>>14470627
I've eaten at a fair amount of fine dining restaurants over the years but these honestly look like they were constructed by a wannabe Michelin star chef.

>> No.14473041

>>14470627

Least of all your made up wife.

>> No.14473188

>>14472855
Eh I've spent more on what I'm sure is worse food, and less on what I'm sure is better food. OP wants to flex I hope his ass hole pops like that jerk trying to bench more than he can.

Wine is just an expensive meme to drive up the price of shitty food.

>> No.14473298

>>14470622
lol

>> No.14474162

>>14470692
I only just noticed how dirty his nails are. Is that part of the appeal, getting fucked by a wild unkempt bush animal?

>> No.14475611

>>14474162
I was going to say the same fucking animal

>> No.14475857

>>14470597
>mmmm playing cards and sliced veggies
If you paid more than a dollar for that meal, you're a fucking idiot.

>> No.14476440
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14476440

>>14470597
what are the cards for

>> No.14476881

If you payed anything for that meal you are a fucking moron & should not have children. I'm guessing you did though. This is the most retarded"flex" I have ever seen. I have more respect for taco bell posters, at least they are good for a laugh. I don't know how you intended this post to look, but it's just sad.

>> No.14477604

If you didn't take a picture of your expensive lunch, did you really eat it?

>> No.14477629

>>14470603
Fix at Bellagio?

>> No.14477632

>>14470603
can i get 2 mcchickens instead

>> No.14479363

>>14470597
Fuck these haterz OP, continue to take us poorfags on your food journey

>> No.14479634

I had 3 mcdoubloons
A medium coke “no ice”
A fudge sundae
All for about $12 maple syrup dollars
I guarantee it tasted better than that garbage, OP

>> No.14479706

>>14470736
cant blame him since i also dont have any friends. not too different from buying a whore

>> No.14480209

>>14476440
Death cards. Lets Charlie know who did this.

>> No.14480234

>>14470781
Typical newbie rich, spending frivolously

>> No.14480846

>>14480234
They always make that mistake. It is not like most recipes have been made up by poor ppl.

>> No.14480906

>>14470597

Don't have pictures but Disfrutar in Barcelona was good.

Also, OP is a fag.

>> No.14480923

>>14470597
>>14470603
Your file names say "screenshot". Who's Instagram did you get these from?

>> No.14480942

>>14470725
How does it feel to be wrong and gay all the time?
https://youtu.be/idDtTGEbyGA

>> No.14480943

>>14470781

It's not nice to shame people less fortunate than you.

>> No.14481050
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14481050

This wasn't an expensive meal, but it was a large spread of traditional Korean royal cuisine. Pretty good. My two friends didn't want to eat the raw beef, so I enjoyed that myself.

>> No.14481093
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14481093

Ceviche with calamari, shrimp and salmon

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>>14481093
Peruvian lamb shank with saffron risotto

>> No.14481106
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14481106

>>14481101
Mahi mahi with potatoes (not usually a fan of fish+potato dishes)

>> No.14481107

>>14481093

Looks great

>> No.14481112
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14481112

>>14481106
Lucuma mousse with hazelnut pavlova

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>>14481112
Some cocktails, forgot exactly what they were

>> No.14481140

>>14470627
what the hell's going on here? are those sad yellowing sun-dried tomatoes sitting on watery corn? what?

>> No.14481144

>>14470597
>>14470603
>>14470627
what the fuck am I looking at? I feel bad for actual serious restaurateurs because this is comedy.

>> No.14481167

>>14470692
what an iconic picture

>> No.14481172

>>14481112
>those smears
$6,000,000 dollars for a dessert and they can't make it presentable?

>> No.14481182

>>14481172
It was $8. But I agree, I was a little off-put by the sloppiness. Was incredibly delicious besides.

>> No.14481197

>>14481112
>>14481106
>>14481101
>>14481093
>>14481050
You need to change the file name if you want people to believe these photos are yours.

>> No.14481236

>>14481197
This is an anonymous image board. I could not care less whether people believe this is me or not.
(I screenshotted out revealing details, in any case)

>> No.14481268

>>14480943
do you feel shamed?

>> No.14481382
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14481382

>>14481197
Note that
>>14481050
Has a different file name than the others. That's because it's my picture. I just have to crop to post it because my phone takes fuckhuge photos.
This screenshot has the same style file name because I had to crop it to post it here.

>> No.14481426

>>14481382
Yea I didn't mean to include yours.

>> No.14481439

>>14481268

Not at all. Wife and I had a $200 sushi meal just the other night. But it's petty and mean to shame people who can't afford to do that on a regular basis. Not everyone has a trust fund or a high-paying job.

>> No.14481454

>>14481439
>$200 for raw fish
pardon?

>> No.14481470

>>14470623
>stop posting food on my food board
Hide the thread if you don't like it faggot.

>> No.14481480

>>14473188
you're so fucking jealous lol

>> No.14481490

>>14481480
a small puddle of watery corn

>> No.14481522

>>14476881
>>14480234
>>14481490
cope and seethe, jealous little babbies haha

>> No.14481570

>>14472900
Do these things actually taste good or is it more about the experience and melting the chocolate sphere and so on?

>> No.14481602

>>14481522
> The crudités themselves added new meaning to the word as they were mostly ping-pong ball sized cuts of vegetable and fruit (with the notable exception of the string beans which had been cooked and covered with something tasty) and added to the dilemma. Without tools available for serving, what was the polite diner to do? A fork is pretty hard to stab into a trapezoidal cut carrot, and the size of the vegetables precluded single dipping. If the whole exercise was for the purpose of forcing people to give up inhibitions and root for food with their hands, I guess it had some effect on some of the people…but seemed very out of place in context of what the restaurant was supposed to be.

>> No.14481635

>>14470627
Sweet corn dates and lamb correct?

>> No.14481649

>>14481570
It's just a different way to experience art. No it's not about flavor, it's about an experience that translates emotion and complex social concepts that can't be expressed in words alone. I separate it into Cooking and Presenting. Cooking is the art of making delicious satisfying food, and Presenting is the art of arranging food in an aesthetically pleasing way. Some people like paintings, some people enjoy theater, and some people enjoy presenting food.

>> No.14481663

>>14481649
Art is an exercise in money laundering, if your eating your art instead of using it to defraud the IRS then you've fucked up.

>> No.14481717

>>14481663
Yea I heard Michelangelo was an expert tax dodger.

>> No.14481730

As a guy who goes out to Michelin started restaurants semi-frequently, OP is a faggot and probably couldn't tell the difference between jamon iberico and prosciutto.

>> No.14482446

>>14481439

I hope you were in Japan

>> No.14482457

>>14481570

They should both taste good and look cool. The presentation can dictate how you eat the food and experience it of course. But if it looks cool and tastes like shit then it is literally garbage you are being asked to dispose of through your body.

>> No.14482465

>>14470603
>pyrex beaker
cornball tryhard shit
>playing cards
this place is a clown show

>> No.14482534

If not bait is hilarious some oversocialized retard paid $500 for raw vegetables and canned corn sitting next to strangers, maybe next time get an idea of what actual good food is before "flexing" on an anonymous board since you didn't get enough likes on instagram and the whole purpose of your dinner was showing it on the social jew.

>> No.14482541

Next time find a better place to waste your stimulus check you absolute mongoloid

>> No.14482866
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>>14470623
Butthurt too much? Choke in your food stamps, faggot.

>> No.14482890

>>14470597
>>14470781
There's a pandemic on, you know. In times of recession it is the job of the working poor to lubricate the economy. The true rich are too busy using their cash to pick out the eyes of collapsing investments to ensure they own everything of value when the economy comes out the other end.

>> No.14482917

I'm all for posting nice meals at restaurants but if you're so desperate and sad that you need to brag about what it cost on fucking 4chan then you are worthy of all the pity in the world

>> No.14482977

>>14470692
kek keep sucking my big black Napa cab bb

>> No.14483429

>>14470597
Your wife must be cheating on you

>> No.14483447

>>14481112
This looks like a dirty glass with a dirty plant in it

Can't be any more than 3.50

>> No.14483460

>bragging about eating mediocre food made by someone else's wife
>bragging about mediocre food made by someone else's wife on 4chan
2/10

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14483501

>>14470603
What the fuck? Why on God's green earth did you let someone take a seedy, nutty shit right on your Campbell's tomato soup bowl? Must've really ruined the flavor of those French's onion sticks.

>> No.14483517

>>14470627
>white fat
>canned corn
>bitch streak of fuck sauce
>>>>>>>luxury
i supposed the more money you waste the better

>>14472174
sharpen your knife

>> No.14483693

>>14483429
>wife

>> No.14483712

>>14483429
My HUSBAND and are very happy in our relationship.

>> No.14483767

>>14470597
I would never willingly spend more than $20 on a meal even if I was the richest motherfucker in the world.

>> No.14483815

>>14483767
Someone's never been on a date. This is definitely the cope of a poor lonely man.

>> No.14483942

>>14470603
Looks like slop pulled out of a dumpster and dressed up on fancy plates
a $5 Domino's is better than this cringe shit

>> No.14483951

>>14483815
Someone’s never been on a picnic date in the summer on a river bank with a fresh baguette and some cheese and cured meat and a bottle of Charles Shaw.

>> No.14483952

>>14470627
>an animal died for this

>> No.14483957

>>14483951
That would cost more than $20, thanks for proving my point.

>> No.14483958

>>14470781
Imagine being this guy's girl. Poor lass

>> No.14483967

>>14483951
>Charles Shaw wine
California libtard with absolute shit taste confirmed.

>> No.14483970

>>14472382
TWO HUNDRED FOR THE FUCKING SERVICE? 18 PERCENT HOLY SHIT LOL

>> No.14483971

>>14483957
No it doesn’t, you vapid gigolo. Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.14483977

>>14470603
>he spent money on this
>he spent money on this to impress people on 4chud
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.14483979

>>14483971
You know you have to be 18+ to post here right? Post your ID kid.

>> No.14483983

>>14483951
Imagine eating dry raw sandwiches with your date lmao

>> No.14484329

>>14470736
>Why pay some retard hipsters for a facsimile dinner party in what looks like a Williamsburg loft circa 2011?

Ya welcome to the commerce-sphere

>> No.14484337

>>14470902

This sounds like an mk ultra torture experiment. I can only assume op is a plant

>> No.14484351

>>14481663
I too get all my opinions from reddit

>> No.14484359

>>14483983
>he doesn't bring the travel olive oil in his satchel

>> No.14484397

>>14470644
boneapppletea

>> No.14484403

>>14472948
Isn't that a good thing?

>> No.14484409

>>14472174
You butchered it and seared it poorly

>> No.14484411
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14484411

>>14470597
>

>> No.14484466

>>14484411
Looks like dog food

>> No.14484467
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14484467

well I ate a jar of these for lunch (raw), it cost me like 35 dollars

>> No.14484481

>>14484467
Why did get pre-shucked oysters? Honest question.

>> No.14484508

>>14484481
why wouldn't I? They're both just as fresh, and I don't have to deal with the shells. The shell ones are also more expensive.

>> No.14485812

>>14481439
yeah dont shame people on real life, but we're on a french sousvide techniques forum.

Speaking of which, I had a fantastic dinner last night as well. Sharing plates, great cocktails, fantastic wine, amazing whiskey. We stayed till the restaurant closed, the owner offered us a gin tonic on the house, he sat and talked with us. He showed us his wine attic, around 1600 bottles. It was amazing night.
Spent around €150, including a big tip.

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14485830

the best meal i've had desu

also not a question of being rich, if you're american or UK, your currency goes far in other countries

just stop eating like shit

>> No.14486036

>all this asspain
Imagine seething this hard over something a stranger paid for.

>> No.14486061

>>14484359
Oil is a meme with bread, for me it's butter.

>> No.14486184
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This was part of a tasting menu. Around 300 per person

>> No.14486206

>>14470597
i grew up in geneva and i couldnt believe such a place could exist in my home town. Heard it was insane though

>> No.14486274
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14486274

Is there anything better than being rich and making 4chan neets seethe?

>> No.14486392

>>14486206
Insanely overrated, yes.

>> No.14486637

>>14485830
Looks like someone dropped hard-boiled eggs in old dog diarrhea on the sidewalk

>> No.14486957

>>14470597
What do towels and playing cards taste like? How long do you cook them and what wine would pair with the meal?

>> No.14487212

>>14470788
Same here, I charge all my Maruchan ramen noodles to the business expense account. The finance department loathes me.

>> No.14487218

>>14476440
They're so whoever gets closest to 21 at the end of the meal has to choose between 1 of 2 handed down blunderbusses sitting in the middle of the table and point and fire directly between the eyes. It really sets the mood

>>14481140
I'm sorry Sir, but that will be 500 dollars please.

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>>14470781
>he didn't eat an actual meal that would have been a fraction of the cost
Could have invested that extra $400 and make more money in the process, disgusting.

>> No.14487313

>>14483983
That's the closest you'll ever get to it, at least.

>> No.14487328

>>14470710
Looks photoshopped no one could make this

>> No.14487444

>>14486274
>$59 pricks fix menu
You’re a Big spender, huh?

>> No.14487450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXdboZZm4_E


Yoyoka comin in hot.

>> No.14487477
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14487477

>insecure boogie niggas getting upset nobody wants to see their overpriced french lunchables they piss away money on

>> No.14487747

>>14471051

How would you be able to eat after doing coke?

>> No.14487786

>>14483970
Now you know why being a waiter in an expensive restaurant in America is one if the most coveted jobs out there

>> No.14487924

>>14470597
Get back to me when you get to $2,000 a week bud. Because of the whole covid thing we have the chefs come over and make us dinner. I don’t think I’m ever going to another restaurant ever again.

French and Italian. No chink food.

>> No.14487989

>>14484467
Why do people eat raw oysters? They taste like mucus and look like it too. Fuck everything in this thread. I eat real food.

>> No.14487993

>>14487747
Because he’s lying.

>> No.14487998

>>14484508
>shucked dead oysters
>just as fresh as live in shell oysters
Are you retarded? Genuine question

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>>14470597
>quirky playing cards
>food on logs literally falling off onto the table
>>14470603
>>14470627
>paying this much money for small portions of pretentious decorative instagram shit
anon you seem to have confused luxury dining with pretentious 5 star rated hipster restaurant dining

>> No.14489236

>>14486274
You wish. Seethe more poorcel

>> No.14489243

>>14484467
Really fabulous post man. Fuck these poor LOSERS!

>> No.14489255

>>14470781
imagine not getting your sushi comped

>> No.14489262

>>14486274

lmao if you paid anything more than $7 for that, you got jipped

>> No.14489272

>>14470644

m8 how did you get that picture of me

>> No.14489291

>>14480234

This

>money talks, wealth whispers

If you think you have "money," but you spend frivolously on bullshit, then you've figured out that money can't buy class.

Stealth wealth is key.

>t. a decade in private wealth management

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14489296

I'm 18 and have never worked a day in my life. Every month I get 5 grand deposited into my account by my parents. Runs out when I'm 70 years old. It's really a beautiful thing being a rich neet that never has to worry about anything financial.

>> No.14489309

>>14470603
Any place that serves shit in beakers in immediate red flag that its over priced trash or its a shitty hipster joint.

>> No.14489314

>>14489296

So... given that you have a steady stream of income and you're at a young age, have you considered talking to an advisor about how to make the most of your money?

I usually only work with HNW clients but I think you could definitely use some direction

>> No.14489326

>>14489314
Oh yeah my parents have a separate group of investment accounts for me as well. I honestly don't even check on those. My fund is for spending/fun/living expenses

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14489516

>>14489296
bro jeff bezos would btfo u

>> No.14489522

>>14489296
damn dude. make sure to fuck a bunch of bitches in your blessed life