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WHY? Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:02:36 2020 No.14464045 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:03:46 2020 No.14464051 to fit in the pot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:07:59 2020 No.14464072 because when i'm cooking for my date I don't want excessively long noodles flinging prego all over my shirt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:09:56 2020 No.14464084 >>14464045 eat the ducky moss

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:10:46 2020 No.14464089 why what

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:13:49 2020 No.14464113 File: 29 KB, 550x550, 101703000[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464051 Just put them in and let the noodles sit against the edge until the bottom halfs soften and then push the tops in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:14:22 2020 No.14464116 >>14464072 Fun fact: all pasta is made from the same ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:21:47 2020 No.14464151 >>14464113 uneven cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:22:43 2020 No.14464159 why not

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:23:56 2020 No.14464168 i'm the same poster as >>14464159 but i have to say, breaking your pasta is an abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:25:02 2020 No.14464178 File: 1.18 MB, 3000x3000, 5323f8cd-2763-4c7c-b19d-d97255228410_1.88d6a4310c6cd35095633258f55ccb74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464045 I know, right? Idiots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:25:17 2020 No.14464179 >>14464151 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:27:07 2020 No.14464187 >>14464178 why is this image so fucking huge ROFL

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:30:03 2020 No.14464198 >>14464187 enlarged to show texture. Can't you read?

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:34:37 2020 No.14464220
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I hate how stringy asian chicken noodle soup is. I crush the package before I boil them. It's nice to have them actually fit on a spoon. Only heathens slurp noodles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:41:58 2020 No.14464250 >>14464179 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:43:53 2020 No.14464262 File: 5 KB, 250x174, egh pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464220 >hard udon noodles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:46:13 2020 No.14464267 >>14464187 Problem, phonecuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:47:04 2020 No.14464270 File: 171 KB, 1200x1200, 1587134153236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464045 Who cares I put them in whole and let them bend, but if someone is less confident and wants to crack em, why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:53:40 2020 No.14464294 >>14464151 Uneven by thirty seconds at most. Better than child sized pasta.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:58:32 2020 No.14464697 >>14464151 Are you retarded mate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 14:06:10 2020 No.14464727 File: 183 KB, 1079x1315, 20200727040540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464113

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 14:10:01 2020 No.14464747 No one in this thread has ever made their own ramen noodles (it's virtually impossible to do if you live on the north american continent)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 14:31:15 2020 No.14464852 >>14464045 Long noodles are dangerous for children to handle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 14:32:00 2020 No.14464858 >>14464159 short pasta unwinds from the fork simple as m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 14:40:22 2020 No.14464904 >>14464072 >he doesn't know how to eat spaghetti properly Cringe desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:31:15 2020 No.14465099 >>14464151 it takes like 30 seconds

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:36:27 2020 No.14465117 >>14464045 it catches on fire if u don't break it cause the noodle sticking out gets hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:43:49 2020 No.14465148 File: 722 KB, 525x649, Asain girl vandalizing noodles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464045 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:45:04 2020 No.14465156 >>14464151 the noodle conducts heat evenly retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:46:24 2020 No.14465164 >>14464072 >prego for your date Why are you even on this board?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:47:02 2020 No.14465167 >>14464116 Are you retarded? How did that pertain to the discussion at all?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 15:59:03 2020 No.14465226 >>14464045 A test of strength. How many strands can you break at once? I can break a bundle that you find in a typical 500g packet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 16:00:16 2020 No.14465237 File: 94 KB, 1439x1047, 1583083130062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14465167 Don't be mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 16:00:34 2020 No.14465239 >>14464113 This thing with the pasta really pushes my aspie buttons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 16:00:57 2020 No.14465241 >>14464045 americans are retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 16:04:40 2020 No.14465262 >>14465167 Dude said he doesn't want sauce ruining his shirt, implying that twirling spaghetti would lead to that. So... you can make other pasta shapes that are small and don't involve twirling. Do you need a drawing, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 18:27:39 2020 No.14466146 >>14464051 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 21:53:09 2020 No.14467340 >>14464045 Sketi shouldn't be longer than your peepee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:42:38 2020 No.14467606 >>14464113 Or just break them in half because it's easier and arguably better for eating so you don't have to eat longer noodles covered in marinara

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:47:04 2020 No.14467630 >>14465156 Please provide 5 peer-reviewed studies. I dont want spaghetti which is al dente on one end and overcooked on the other

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:47:37 2020 No.14467632 >>14467606 >Or just break them in half because it's easier Except breaking them requires more work you doofus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:48:27 2020 No.14467639 >>14467632 >too weak to break spaghetti in half maybe you need to eat some meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:48:44 2020 No.14467642 >>14464294 >Implying any form of pasta isn't a child's main dish I suppose your favorite dish is mashed potatoes and gravy as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:50:56 2020 No.14467656 >>14464045 If it's going in a large pot, then I don't break it If it's going in a small pot I break it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:51:14 2020 No.14467658 >>14467630 Why don't you try it. I mean holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:51:41 2020 No.14467662 >>14467639 I could break them in half, but it's easier to put them straight into the pot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 22:59:54 2020 No.14467712 >>14467632 I have a special wood panel that helps to break long pasta in half, really makes a difference otherwise its so tiring

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:54:53 2020 No.14468252 >>14464116 Lol telling your date "I made elbow macaroni with tomato sauce because I'm a messy bitch"

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:53:48 2020 No.14468565 >>14464151 >>14464294 >>14465099 It takes like ten seconds for it to soften at most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:54:20 2020 No.14468567 >>14464045 OH SNAP!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:54:50 2020 No.14468569 >>14464113 You don't wait. You put it in for ten seconds and then just take some tongs and slightly twist them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:49:29 2020 No.14469000 >>14464045 meh >>14464220 You have sinned against god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:55:11 2020 No.14469017 >>14467712 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 08:43:22 2020 No.14469373 File: 39 KB, 1024x576, 1543722828525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464151 Just like, do it for 15 Seconds, than turn them around, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 10:39:42 2020 No.14469743 >>14464045 To activate the almonds, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 10:44:20 2020 No.14469759 >>14464113 last time i did that, the noodles sticking out caught on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 10:47:19 2020 No.14469772 >>14464220 Or just use I dunno a fork?

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Anonymous Mon Jul 27 15:13:54 2020 No.14470915

>>14464045
because I'm not a child that needs long noodles to play with, slurp at and get sauce all over with. I break them in half because they're manageable to twist up on your fork in a convenient bite at half size. coincidentally they also fit in the pot from the get go making for less stirring and micromanaging required during cooking to prevent the noodles from clumping or sticking together. all completely manageable to cook and eat by simply breaking them in half instead of being a faggot. this same faggots also likely to server me clumped up shit spaghetti noodles because they were too fucking lazy to stir the shit either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 15:15:45 2020 No.14470929 File: 178 KB, 500x524, you-ever-had-your-noodle-pushed-in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464113

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 15:21:46 2020 No.14470954 >>14467340 I guess that means you are stuck with Orzo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 18:05:40 2020 No.14471785 >>14465262 >not being able to rotate a fork at a reasonable speed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 19:10:05 2020 No.14472086 >>14464113 now this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen. i'm trying to cook all the noodles, not just half of them.

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