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Can we all agree that this isn't cheese? It doesn't even say cheese on it

>> No.14462610

>>14462606
it says it's an American

>> No.14462619

>the "process" in "processed cheese food product" is just melt cheese down and add potassium citrate

>> No.14462636

jesus fucking christ its not even labeled cheeze wtf

>> No.14462656

>>14462606
I like how it says always made with milk as if most people that eat this plastic would doubt that.

>> No.14462665

>>14462606
Can we all agree that OP is a faggot? He doesn't even like girls.

>> No.14462668

Obsessed?

>> No.14462677

>>14462606
Real American cheese is actually legit, and it used to be produced until Kraft pushed it out. You can still buy it at the deli. It's basically Cheddar without aging and more cheese salt. I've made it for burgers and stuff, it's not a bad cheese.

>> No.14462680

>>14462606
Typically when you buy wine, you can tell the good stuff because it says wine on it
right?

>> No.14462681

>>14462677
how much do you pay for, say half a pound? For average decent cheedar?

>> No.14462704

>>14462681
From scratch or from the deli? From the deli it's like $5-$6 a pound where I live. Making cheese from scratch is an investment. I did it as quarantine hobby due to boredom, but desu you really don't save a lot of money making cheese from scratch if you factor in effort. I spent 3 hours making home made mozzarella cheese the other day and it cost me a $5 gallon of whole milk and all the specialty shit to make it, and I got a pound of mozzarella cheese.

>> No.14462735

>>14462704
I was interested in deli prices. It's pretty ok price I belive, bit more than we pay here, but I live at 1.78th world yet, not proper 1st world, so mayby that's why

>> No.14462740

>>14462606
>It doesn't even say cheese on it
Legally it can't since it's not cheese.

>> No.14462765

>>14462735
It's really only good for burgers, but most other cheeses will work fine.

>> No.14462941

>>14462680
>>Implying you can't get that fake Dominican wine that killed all those people in 2019

Maybe they should

>> No.14462986

>>14462765
Enjoy your fucking limburger burger then

>> No.14462990

>>14462704
I'd think the only reason to put the effort into making your own "processed" cheese would be to use some base other than cheddar/colby. You could have munster or gruyere that melts just like american.

>> No.14462994

>>14462606
>Can we all agree that this isn't cheese?
>It doesn't even say cheese on it
Yes that's exactly why, because it isn't real cheese and can't advertise itself as such. This isn't a big mystery. It's a "cheese product"

>> No.14462995

>burgers
>american grilled cheese
>korean shin ramyun

that's about the limits of it's uses

>> No.14463008

>>14462740
What the fuck does that mean

>> No.14463020

>>14463008
that you can't call stuff "cheese" unless it meets some particular conditions which I don't know

>> No.14463021

>>14463008
It means it's not cheese, like he said. It doesn't fit the legal definition of real cheese. It is a product that closely resembles cheese but is perhaps not made from enough actual milk ingredient, or whatever other FDA or regulatory definitions it doesn't pass.

>> No.14463025

>>14463020
>>14463021
why the fuck are we all calling this stuff cheese here in the states????

>> No.14463030

>>14463025
Because you don't read labels and don't educate yourself and neither does anybody else

also nobody cares, we all know it's not good for you
nobody is under the pretense that Kraft Singles are fucking healthy

>> No.14463033

>>14463025
If you look closely at the packaging you'll find that the product does not call itself cheese
It will always say cheese product, or cheese flavored, or some loophole

>> No.14463047

>>14462606
>American
Thats all you need to know

>> No.14463083

>>14463030
>>14463033
I guess it goes to show me how easily I accepted subtle indoctrination of the things around me. I take things at face value simply because it is what everyone else does, I'm sure I probably heard this somewhere before but I think I might just start questioning all the norms I gained from growing up in this dumpster of a culture.

>> No.14463087

>>14463083
Just keep your eyes open and always read the small print

You'll be surprised how many things in life are CHEESE! (flavored product)

>> No.14463110

Right. It's a cheese byproduct. If you want a real cheese that's American, try colby jack.

>> No.14463113

>>14463110
>It's a cheese byproduct
No it's not, it's a product made from cheese. Something like whey is a cheese byproduct.

>> No.14463117

>>14463110
It's not a byproduct you dingus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJ30PGUk8Y

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>>14463117
I will never understand anyone's nostalgia over objectively shitty things that don't deserve attention, next people are going to waste their time making "gourmet" Easy Cheese

>> No.14463422

>>14463083
You will also find similar products in manny other products
>Chocolate-flavored
>Parmesan-style
>Whipped topping
>Dairy product

>> No.14463437

>>14463418
Anon he says right at the start of the video not to use good cheese and that doing so would be a waste. What's gourmet here?

>> No.14463454

>a slice of cheese triggers the europoor
it's not that expensive guys
but then again I live in the US so I can afford a car and a home so who knows

>> No.14463477

>>14463454
but no heathcare nor education

>> No.14463490

>>14462606
It is cheese idiot, it's just that they can't put that on their legally because of the FDA which is run by idiots.

>> No.14463495

>>14463490
cheesy cheese

>> No.14463508

>>14462606
Its cheese faggot deal with it, you fucking euroshitters are so obsessed.

>> No.14463512

>>14462606
However, there is no substitute in a grilled cheese.

>> No.14463515

A BUH DUH BUH AMERICANS!!! ABUHDUHDUH CHEESE! ABUHBUH NOT REAL CHEESE! DUHHHHHH AMERICAN CHEESE BAD!!! BABABABAAAAA!!!? PASTARIZE PROSASS PLASSEK CHEESE!!!

yeah no shit LMAO everyone knows damn well what Kraft Singles are. Real cheese, whey, and an emulsifying salt. Wowwww, so toxic and plastic. Cheese mixed with whey (literally just the liquid part of milk) and salt. Whoaaaaa, do merkans really?

>> No.14463532

Is this what Americans look like?

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14463569

For me, it's Cooper Sharp.

>> No.14463943

>>14463477
only if you're a worthless poorfag in the US

>> No.14463969

>>14463512
There are plenty of substitutes. In fact there are many cheeses that are far better in a grilled cheese.

>> No.14464932

>>14463437
>not to use good cheese and that doing so would be a waste
Then what's the point? Why would I waste time in in a product which is inferior to begin with? I don't get it, just because mommy feed you that when you were younger?

>> No.14464954

>>14462606
It doesn’t need to say it’s cheese. People know it’s cheese just from seeing “kraft singles.” It’s basically on par for brand recognition with Jesus. Stay mad.

>> No.14464963

>>14464932
he said that in the vid, at beginnig it was to use leftovers that would end in the bin otherwise