[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

2022-05-12: Ghost posting is now globally disabled. 2022: Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
View page     

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1593019453351.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14460444 No.14460444 [Reply] [Original]

Last thread died early because the OP and everyone after him was a bunch of jackasses. Let's do better this time.

>> No.14460642
File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, 1593745709292.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Your thread has been hi/jack/ed

>> No.14460660
File: 2.92 MB, 853x480, Quarantine Chili.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14460668
File: 2.39 MB, 994x560, Medium rare egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14460676
File: 469 KB, 1280x720, Medium Rare Waffle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14460694

See, this is what we were talking about.

>> No.14460700

Checked. Any Nigerian recipe webms? I want to please my Nigerian wife's Nigerian family at get-togethers.

>> No.14460734

Yes. First, you'll need two pounds of nothing. Then you plate it and serve.

>> No.14460911
File: 2.48 MB, 640x360, 1593104426829.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14460925

These guys look like they go out into the woods and blow each other once they're done.

>> No.14460938

If I was a billionaire, I'd buy 4chan for the sole reason to make jack posting a permanently bannable offense.

>> No.14461017
File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, jack well done.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14461028


>> No.14461033
File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jackandtammy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14461043
File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, jack cooked to perfect.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14461084

doesn't even cut himself on the knife he cuts himself on the tail of the fish LMFAO

>> No.14461122
File: 631 KB, 720x404, Pissing Taco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14461361
File: 1.74 MB, 1280x720, 1505749674233.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Lmao get Ja/ck/ed you loser

>> No.14461571


I've had this style of eggs twice. Breakfast location in the south of france and a 4 star hotel Breakfast. It's definitely an acquired taste. The flavor is nice but the texture is pure snot.

>> No.14461582
File: 124 KB, 500x533, brainlet gordon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14461583


Who's jack? Watching the webms is it a special needs person cooking?

>> No.14461587

God this is fucking terrifying.

>> No.14461630


>> No.14461639

>sneaks in with the fast jack
devilishly based

>> No.14461702
File: 1.14 MB, 480x358, 1587067185106.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Christ, he didn't even take the scales off... It never ceases to amaze me that this guy isn't actually some sort of act. He's like the Ed Wood of cuizine.

>> No.14461714

it always gets a bit of a laugh out of me when i see ramsey doing his thing with scrambled eggs acting like he's some genius or something

>> No.14461715
File: 2.91 MB, 768x432, That looks like shit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14461724
File: 2.88 MB, 568x320, Clean Grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14461748

>once they're done
More like all throughout.

>> No.14461759

surely someone made a webm from that shitpile ramsay made from canned chili and fritos on a racetrack

he salted canned chili
he salted fritos
it looked like the worst steaming dog vomit in a bag I've ever seen

>> No.14461763

Yes, I've seen it posted a couple of times.

>> No.14462211
File: 1.85 MB, 778x438, 1593289901614.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14462255

Eggs this runny are honestly fucking gross. Theres a middle ground. Scrambled Eggs shouldnt be fucking oatmeal.

>> No.14462261

does anyone have a link to the vid where jack puts year old freezer meat in his chili?

>> No.14462281

wtf is this cunt legit

>> No.14462304

>is jack for real?
You new?

>> No.14462481

Excuse me, hello everyone

Please kindly stop posting the same fucking videos over and over

Thank you for your kind considerations

>> No.14462492

You simply have to grant us a Ja/ck/ sticky.

>> No.14462508

Make stewed or roasted chicken with jollof rice. Easy to make and genuinely good.

>> No.14462565

who is this jack. he seems like a bad cook

>> No.14462597
File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jackbite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14462607

Enjoy your edible rocks.

>> No.14462622
File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, 1583139833816.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14462623


>> No.14462628

Fucking red necks aren't even human at this point

>> No.14462724

>dead arm because you do stupid shit
>keep doing it anyways

For what purpose?

>> No.14462759

i really, really want to know what his IQ is

>> No.14462854

probably room temperature
in celsius

>> No.14462886
File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, 1581972144386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Jack Scalfani is a genius, we're just too stupid to understand him.

>> No.14463049

How does he wash his hand?

>> No.14463063

That amount of editing and fake reactions is why some people don’t like reality shows, as for the eggs there are retarde who actually think they have to get the pot off and on, it’s about heat control, which guess what, if you have an electric stove it already does this for you by cycling on and off. The chives tomatoes and mushrooms are to much no one eats like that. I didn’t see him adding salt, they also could have used a bit more butter

>> No.14463092
File: 75 KB, 348x301, 1514136906825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The worst part about jack is the current (and long running) state of /ck/ strongly indicating that a large quantity of people here can only meaningfully contribute with jack memes, fast food threads and brand validation. To these people, I recommend large quantities of cyanide, about 1g per serving. Maybe 2.

>> No.14463118
File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, 1500648696302.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

He is a legit retard

>> No.14463121

Is this a cringey team building activity at some shitty tech company?

>> No.14463126


>> No.14463136

now we just need to add the crem freesh

>> No.14463399


>> No.14463407
File: 2.87 MB, 394x400, grilled_not_stirred.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463410
File: 2.83 MB, 320x180, cycles_of_guilt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463411
File: 2.91 MB, 540x360, USA_USA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463414
File: 1.59 MB, 600x337, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463415

You sure?
Im sure he presses his thumb on the rear corner

>> No.14463416
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, How_to_Make_Doritos_Consomme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463421
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1498786194864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463426
File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463428
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Jack One hand challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463445
File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, American Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463455
File: 1.95 MB, 720x404, American Cooking part 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463459
File: 2.93 MB, 480x480, American dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463464

What really annoys me is businesses really do set the culture/standard, people more than likely will eat about fucking anything. They're spreading that garbage without a care. Seeing that shit sit in the pool of butter at the end is so pathetic. Does anyone know what place this is?

>> No.14463468
File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, American snack cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463489
File: 834 KB, 600x372, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463497

i bet this girl is fat now

>> No.14463502

why do women think pizza is so funny?

>> No.14463504

Doubt it. She was clearly just acting out for the camera. Hadn't even taken a bite of the second slice before the camera was on her, and can't get the bites down well at all.

>> No.14463516
File: 59 KB, 968x681, 1574561555919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

that's a shame

>> No.14463528

I'm fascinated that the grilled toast doesn't disintegrate inside that vodka jar.

>> No.14463541

how are you really supposed to use that thing?

>> No.14463553

This is worse than any gore video. I'm damaged for life and I have lost all hope. Thank you kindly.

>> No.14463571

Bending over while eating is really unhealthy. Sitting upright at a dining table is the way to go.

>> No.14463577

>he doesnt know about the sex tape

>> No.14463579

And they say the Chinese have weird eating habits.

>> No.14463590
File: 2.72 MB, 854x480, fast chef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463599

He is not fast, he is only moving fast, 90% of these movements achieve nothing but adding time to the preparation of the meal.

>> No.14463602
File: 26 KB, 600x512, 1507562618668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>he is not fast
>he is only moving fast

>> No.14463605

>a fast chef
What defines a fast chef? Him being able to prepare meals in a fast manner or him moving fast?

>> No.14463612

he moves fast. thats why I titled the webm "fast chef"

>> No.14463617
File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, limes and their uses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463625

The other fucking way

>> No.14463626

who doesn't like vomit on toast?

>> No.14463628


>> No.14463630
File: 928 KB, 480x480, 1553324626745.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14463631


Just cook it longer. There's nothing about the method itself that makes the eggs inherently runny.

>> No.14463655

>Sodomite has to prjoect his hit onto others
Stay worthless

>> No.14463667

RIP Martha

>> No.14463679

>clearly german
Why can't eurocucks face themselves sometimes?

>> No.14463684

what the fuck is that even

>> No.14463686

He did add salt, and the brits pair tomatoes and mushrooms with brekkies

>> No.14463688


>> No.14463710

this is your brain on /ck/

>> No.14463757

Being deliberately obtuse are we now? Fast jittery movements slows the cooking process down.

Remember slow is smooth, smooth is fast

>> No.14463840


>> No.14463872

No hes not fast.
Its a show.....
Hes entertaining the people

>> No.14463888

Its a fake documentary made by germans about what americans eat.
Try again billbob

>> No.14463931

>live in Hispanic household
>if the meat doesn't taste like the animal died in lime juice, its unclean

>> No.14463973


>> No.14463991

Jack's simple existence pisses me off how did he avoid being run over as a child?

>> No.14463996
File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, 1555979695986.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14463998
File: 109 KB, 1310x668, FoodSaftey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464003


Dude on right must've just gotten out of jail or returned from a deployment or some shit like that.

>> No.14464031

its honesty good to let some ash fall into your chili while cooking it outside in your dutch over. But these guys are just faggots about it. Disgusting.

>> No.14464068
File: 98 KB, 177x245, 1445491289362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>blow drying chicken
you cant make this stuff up kek

>> No.14464094
File: 2.60 MB, 852x480, seal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So are you saying he was not moving fast?

>> No.14464095

meant to makes it more crispy

>> No.14464103
File: 304 KB, 1200x662, 1546264751218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I just want to let you know I fucking hate you. I get sick of explaining this webm every time some mouthbreather like you feels the need to give their input.

>> No.14464112
File: 2.17 MB, 1280x720, 1561816404372.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

shit wrong one

>> No.14464160
File: 2.69 MB, 960x540, ck vs o goal2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

In about 3.5 hours our 4CC team takes on /biz/ in a must win match to advance to the Summer Cup knockoutstage

Keep your eyes peeled for a matchthread

>> No.14464211


>> No.14464224

o fuck ya

>> No.14464355


>> No.14464537

I bet that guy posts that post every thread just to get your hackles up. It's almost the exact same text every time.

>> No.14464590
File: 2.85 MB, 720x404, siracha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

yeah, probably right.

>> No.14464593

Well I'm a little bitch that gets upset reading words on the internet. I have no life so this is the only outlet for my pent up anger about how life isn't easy and not everything is handed to me with no effort on my part.

>> No.14464834
File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, jackfail#754.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464842
File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, badabingbaby.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464854
File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, jackfail#42.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464867
File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, walmartcookout.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464870

He lost because the competition was judged by everyone eating the chili, not because he relied on his year-old brisket.

>> No.14464874
File: 2.73 MB, 1280x720, Jack'd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464884
File: 2.80 MB, 720x480, howtoOnion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14464889
File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, potato wins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14465066
File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, ck vs gd s20 eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14465120
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14465130

I love it so much

>> No.14465134

If this is real, how does he get out of there?

>> No.14465138

I really really really like this image, can I save it?

>> No.14465155

I went on a 6 month wait for those bagels. It confuses me to see they would throw burgers on them. They are not sweet or candy bagels. They are light bagels that are colored differently.

>> No.14465185

I was once too. I wish I could go down the Jack hole again

>> No.14465201

That is why you have a second rack for that style of fish cooking. You do a rack sandwich with the fish in the middle and flip it nice and clean.

>> No.14465257 [DELETED] 
File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, ck vs r9k goal6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

kickoff for /ck/ vs /biz/ in 20 minutes or so

matchthread is live aswell

>> No.14465270

me on the left

>> No.14465361

What's the explanation

>> No.14465401
File: 66 KB, 600x450, 1561820141437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It was all for a video

>> No.14465424

Was the video about him getting out of prison?

>> No.14465461

>cooking on the public park grilles

its like he wants to die

>> No.14465482
File: 12 KB, 301x167, 1552589159982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14465504
File: 689 KB, 640x360, 1544552647998.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14465532

Is eating like this a rich person thing, or a gay person thing?

>> No.14465555

This is the /ck/ version of the virgin vs. chad meme.

>> No.14465664

I am new to /ck/, what's his story?

>> No.14465698

>sticker still on the abble

>> No.14465728
File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, say when.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

need to get your fiber somehow

>> No.14465729

It also hasn't been cored.

>> No.14465920

Some of these gif recipes are so fucking stupid that I didn't realize this was a joke until the oak barrel.

>> No.14465975

How did he lose his arm?

>> No.14465982

I was hoping this was the one with the whole canned pepper

>> No.14466005

Had several strokes due to his diet

>> No.14466015

These threads do nothing but deepen my hatred of Americans all the more.

>> No.14466023
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, Garbage Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

this one ?

>> No.14466033

Insert the serated edge inside first, then pull upwards.

>> No.14466036


>> No.14466039
File: 2.56 MB, 1280x720, Salmonella Fellas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14466045


>> No.14466049
File: 2.57 MB, 790x590, 1591303106435.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14466064

Lmao that's it

>> No.14466111

soooo cuteeee

>> No.14466131

They're from Massachusetts

>> No.14466149
File: 2.86 MB, 853x480, Garbage Chile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14466262

Somehow this is the first time I have ever seen the second part of this and it never occurred to me that she was actually going to eat it.

>> No.14466265

Ever since his second stroke ja/ck/ing it hasn't felt the same.

>> No.14466310
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, feral human.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I know this was pretty much a South Park episode, but imagine having to explain something like the event in that webm to someone who dreams about being gifted a bowl of rice the same way we dream about winning the lottery.
I'm not saying we should be ashamed of having food when others don't, but it's kind of fascinating how incredibly different lives people have.
I do also think food should be treated with a little more respect.

>> No.14466378
File: 900 KB, 272x480, seafood buffet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

He unironically thinks he's living healthier now because he's on keto.
Although he is of course not sticking to that either.

>> No.14466394
File: 2.86 MB, 920x516, asiantentacles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

don't worry, he is going to prays therapy and it wil be fine soon enough if he prays just a little harder

>> No.14466455
File: 492 KB, 640x640, goodbye crustacean world.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The woman at 0:12 gets me every time.
I can smell the small-town flyover-state quiet desperation through the screen.

>> No.14466504
File: 5 KB, 275x246, Man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14466521
File: 3.76 MB, 245x362, ice cream korean.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This is from German comedy TV. She's a bit of a celeb over there. Called Dome (Dominique Gregori)
The shows are scripted, but they still had to cast someone really fat and direct her to act like a disgusting lardass. I wonder what that was like.
She's lost some weight since I guess.

>> No.14466544

why is jack's house so much nicer than mine?

>> No.14466554
File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, jcfiogc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's called "actions per minute" and it's how badassery is measured, kiddo.

>> No.14466587

i hear u bud

>> No.14466610

>tfw no seal bro who loves you

>> No.14466672

they didnt hire him to make food they hired him to slam his massive testes on the counter and throw a big knife around his head

>> No.14466706
File: 69 KB, 500x711, 1571776055200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

imagine the brain freeze

>> No.14466742


Damn Miss Lasagna is thicc. How much?

>> No.14466750


Goddamn, everything on the internet is staged.

>> No.14466925


That's Muelle de Los Pescadores on Santa Cruz

>> No.14466949

The bowl of limes always gets me

>> No.14466957

this webm kills me anytime I see it, even donating to charity these days isnt helpful, just makes me sad

>> No.14466994

>the desperate grab that knocks the metal plate off
Every fucking time man

>> No.14467100

it's a yuropoor thing

>> No.14467145
File: 1.49 MB, 640x360, 500 dollars please.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The food here cooks itself!

>> No.14467151

Feel free to post something new.

>> No.14467186

He serves the food back in the bag later.

>> No.14467238

How did he get it?

>> No.14467473

No the video was about him and his friends from The Chive wanting to make "le epic video."

>> No.14467576

That shot of the grey lifeless meat reminds me of the stinkymeat project.

>> No.14467613
File: 1.97 MB, 720x486, squash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Same for Ja/ck/

>> No.14467644
File: 139 KB, 322x417, HalfMastLucy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>yfw seeing the ice cream get noticeably smaller because of how many filters this bitch is on

>> No.14467716

that's a sad video, where is it from?

>> No.14467809

anybody got the webm of ja/ck/'s non-newtonian sauce

>> No.14467860

You ever watch these and feel kinda bad that he's gonna lose that arm. It's kinda sad. I mean if he didn't deserve it.

>> No.14467876

Cuz he makes more money than you. And he's retarded. So what does that say about you

>> No.14467897

That was a good observation

>> No.14467949

I do generally the same thing and just cook it somewhat longer as I like a more set scramble myself.

>> No.14467956

I quite like Neufchatel cheese in mine.
My grocer sells a nice one for a pretty cheap price.

>> No.14468177

This person is devoid of worth

>> No.14468198
File: 2.93 MB, 853x480, 1594752786910.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Stay classy America.

>> No.14468219

Stay jelly person from a country no one cares about

>> No.14468220

Trying way too hard

>> No.14468450

don't forget that guy on the left is also doing it for a video where it's explicitly shown as "how not to eat pizza"

>> No.14468494

The most dangerous tool in the kitchen is a dull knife. Or anything wieled by jack.

>> No.14468499

Thought this was jack at first. Actually looked delicious and edible. Unhealthy as fuck but good

>> No.14468521

Good thought anon. That would make sense.

>> No.14468555

give a sharp knife to an idiot and see what happens

>> No.14468558

I think of it as more of a sauce than scrambled eggs. I make em like that sometimes on cheese toast, pretty good.

>> No.14468563

no tip

>> No.14468570
File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, ck vs biz goal 3 cock clam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

the cock
the clam
the legend

keeping the dream alive

saturday vs /adv/ in The Ro16

>> No.14468581

>he doesn't know about the pinnacle of mexican haute cuisine
Why even live, anon?

>> No.14468613

yeah living in a city besieged by niggers must be so much better

>> No.14468635

Couldn't catch it, still waiting on bootleg to update.

>> No.14468638

butter, not lard. fuck off

>> No.14468641

bless u anon

>> No.14468646
File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jacks_nonnewtonian_marinade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Here you go bro

>> No.14468647

got a backup for you here

>> No.14468653
File: 69 KB, 900x900, 1490498768473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Say that to me IRL

>> No.14468658

i think about this fucking prick a lot more than anyone should. why

>> No.14468683

so this is an allegory to a poz session between them, right?

>> No.14468695

i want to kiss that cook!

>> No.14468714

that's a beautiful woman.

>> No.14468720


He lost most of his dexterity in his right arm from a stroke. His arm is just about as useful as a wooden stick.

However, his disability isn't what makes his channel such a trainwreck. Most people should be able to cook decently with one hand. Jack just has a knack of fucking up just about every single thing he makes.

>> No.14468838

Pinche cabron

>> No.14468883

>dabbing the oil off the pizza
>doing everything to keep oil/sauce off face & hands
Unironically an autism thing. If you do this you are probably on the spectrum. I should know

>> No.14468920

Egg if he real

>> No.14468966
File: 30 KB, 384x295, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14468977
File: 43 KB, 487x289, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14468994
File: 36 KB, 404x301, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14469007


lol I saw this one too...

>> No.14469011
File: 7 KB, 130x140, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why do soiboi faggots always make these faces?

>> No.14469021


I'd try it...Those people look like douchbags who get too drunk, but if it was hot off the fire I'd try that sauce with a beer and whatever off the grill.

>> No.14469026


There is no possible way cigar ash will make a sauce taste better.

>> No.14469106

Fuckin' mint post cunt

>> No.14469126
File: 156 KB, 1200x756, Eb9YnbtU8AEqMkA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's an intimidation and dominance assertion tactic.

>> No.14469168

Even your oatmeal shouldn't be that runny.

>> No.14469258

This gay little space alien will rim a stranger he met on a grindr 15 minutes ago in a public bathroom, but can't handle a little pizza grease.

>> No.14469333

Why did he do it bros?

>> No.14469340

lmao I just watched the whole thing on youtube

>ya m8 ets streyt food
>thats why everything is in cans
>proceeds to make frito crumbs
>"cooks" the "chili" and eggs
>scrambles everything together
>puts it back in the bag in the most awkward way (as a personal note: HOT STUFF ON PLASTIC)
>it looks bad but tastes gr8 m8
Meanwhile in the comments people are shaking their heads in disbelief and Texans are seething like deep fryer lard

>> No.14469348

>all this food gone to waste for a fucking dumb joke
Hadn't seen that one and the worst thing before the punchline was that shred of lettuce refuse.

>> No.14469351

That looks lush desu, would deepthroat/10

>> No.14469352
File: 498 KB, 470x570, 1560282127060.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469366

What the fuck. How does a human life create these monstrosities? That sauce an insult to God.

>> No.14469386

delusion is genuinely a beautiful thing

>> No.14469464

Makes me laugh when they use French words to try and oversell something horrible
t. Frenchfag from Provence

>> No.14469472

Lmao who gives a donkey's cunt about your garbage state's sloppa shit """cuisine"""
He's clearly just taking the piss and getting paid at the same time, laughing his way to the bank.

>> No.14469488

You really had to wait until the barrel part for that?

>> No.14469523
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, feeding time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

room temperature IQ

>> No.14469542
File: 419 KB, 930x1441, BuildingWithJack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14469557

>don't do things for the money
>keeps his price low with respect to inflation and underpays his workers because he doesn't need to get richer at a higher rate

>> No.14469609
File: 2.86 MB, 1920x1080, 1513591416974.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469613
File: 1.46 MB, 1920x1080, 1513591481322.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469617
File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, iphonecase.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469623
File: 2.51 MB, 600x400, 1491056432840.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469652
File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, smallspatula.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469682

What are these greasy disks

>> No.14469684

his version of yorkshire pudding

>> No.14469687
File: 122 KB, 1280x720, Princess Principal - 09 - Large 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Perfectly burnt british food
Well, this is a first for jack to get the recipe just right

>> No.14469689
File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, pussyeating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469698
File: 802 KB, 1280x720, madjack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469706
File: 1.23 MB, 852x480, yum.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469713
File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, artsyfood.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14469721

read the fucking label you retard

>> No.14469736

I had to look up this video to figure out what was going on. I don't think Jack's in the wrong on this one - the instructions used to say to lock the latch when cooking.

>> No.14469740

Fucking obese alcoholics

>> No.14469752
File: 590 KB, 1424x1201, Screenshot_20190423-221212~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ahahaaa haa hoo
That is waaayy to much pickles.
Have you seen so many pickles in one room?

>> No.14469762

I checked his YouTube channel and he doesn't allow comments.

Now why is that?

>> No.14469765
File: 330 KB, 850x840, Screenshot_20200727-154426_Brave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

??? Really? Pic related is what a Yorkshire pudding is meant to be.

>> No.14469813

>Cuz he makes more money than you.

He don't, he has been moching his wife money since he started his youtube carrer. He earn about 300$ of youtube since he closed the comment section. Also his wife was recently sacked from her job

>> No.14469816

Seriously please someone tell me what that sauce was supposed to be?

>> No.14469821

General Tso's chicken

>> No.14469852

Those fillets are so fucking big

>> No.14469872


it's trying to make mouthbreathing seem normal

>> No.14469880
File: 44 KB, 507x515, 1590058777452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

To be fair, eating a stranger's asshole is just about as sanitary as eating at New York pizza places.

>> No.14469882

He means that his is just moving body parts without accomplishing anything in a fast manner

>> No.14469997

Lol why do you think

>> No.14470004

Then why does he have a better house? Go buy a better house if you have so much money and you're complaining that your house is shitty

>> No.14470021

What the fuck

>> No.14470061

>they also could have used a bit more butter
fat fucker

>> No.14470098

look at how smug that egg-nigger is at his egg preperation skills
elitist fuck

>> No.14470121
File: 2.64 MB, 700x392, 1581717303077.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

so you agree hes fast then?

>> No.14470155

Yes you were right all along, I am just being autistic. You are also autistic and this whole conversation is autistic as fuck, because anyone arguing semantics is highly autistic. But yes I am being slightly more autistic than you, and I am technically wrong.

>> No.14470228
File: 2.87 MB, 480x270, 1553913564662.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Yes you were right all along
Thats all I wanted to hear.

>> No.14470251

This is jack's masterpiece, a mixture so thorougly fucked up not even the physics work out

>> No.14470254

>what are non-newtonian fluids?

>> No.14470257
File: 1.08 MB, 460x258, 1593804044429.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

milk = beer
racoon = me last night

>> No.14470273

I apologise for my transgressions, and offer my anus to you.

>> No.14470282
File: 2.70 MB, 240x240, just one more scoop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Meet me behind the 7-11 in 10 minutes.

>> No.14470322

That sauce is not supposed to be non-newtonian you dimwit

>> No.14470334

So? The phsyics still work out, no matter what he had intended.

>> No.14470473

why does he oil the plate when he buttered the toast in the first place

i will never understand

>> No.14470524

Because you know what works better for a crispy crust than fat? More fat.

>> No.14470572

It takes a very high IQ to know that pickles are inherently funny on many levels but this is probably lost on you two dunces. I have a pickle Rick chest tattoo and every morning when I see it in the mirror I smirk and have to think of airheads like you and it gives me a really good chuckle to know most people will never understand pickle related jokes. Le fools. This cooking video is too sublime for you to understand. Lol.

>> No.14470620

>comes into a fun thread
>absolutely HAS to be gay and gay it all up
Can you not?

>> No.14470633

Is he genuinely retarded or is this just his YouTube persona?

>> No.14470655
File: 709 KB, 498x280, holyfuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

That is an awful way to do scrambled eggs. WTF Ramsey?!

>> No.14470666

literally sea doggo

>> No.14470673

He is genuinely stupid. Like not retarded, just stupid.

>> No.14470683


>> No.14470769

The funny bit is that he cannot cook well
nor does he do basic research/practice about the dishes but still produces a cooking show.

>> No.14470825

It's like Cooking With Kay without the charm

>> No.14470852
File: 2.21 MB, 889x500, kay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14470891
File: 2.88 MB, 889x500, kay2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14470916
File: 2.86 MB, 711x400, kay4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.14470926

Kay is a northumbrian sideshow freak
Jack is simply inept

>> No.14470948

>not even the right masa

>> No.14470962

or you can just use a crumpled up piece of tinfoil to scrub the grate

>> No.14470982

It escalated. He started cursing at my pizza and me and having rage issues and there were two times. Once he put his hand on my pizza and it wasn't like he pushed it, but it was an aggresive way and I took him down to the, I threw him down to the ground and the second time he put his hands on the screaming sicilian. Pushed back against the air. I took him down and I was gonna kill him. I was choking him out and I haven't fought ever since I choked my other son. I was choking him and screaming in his ears "You don't ever touch another man's pizza" on top of my voice. I was choking him so hard his nose started to bleed and I didn't know when to stop.

>> No.14471096
File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, redeye.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14471108
File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, procheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14471126
File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, close npersonal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14471139
File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, cheesedip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14471153
File: 443 KB, 1280x720, panNicehot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.14471199

oh wow

>> No.14471259

holy shit that face reveal had more power than that man will ever know
the whole time I was thinking
>what the hell this doesn't look bad at all

>> No.14471426

Who is this so I can watch more

>> No.14471506

kays cooking

>> No.14471575

jesus, I machine just to slice things into 4 or 8? Do Americans really?
>knife just next to it

>> No.14471591

wtf is that food

>> No.14471638

And the poor chap refuses to change

>> No.14471662

>if I have to die, I will die with honor. To crabhalla!

>> No.14471867

needs more spices

>> No.14471955

That fish was cooked through already lol

>> No.14472040

Jesus christ Favreau, its a fucking grilled cheese.

>> No.14472617

that's actually disgusting

>> No.14472675

Yes make sure to heat up the meat just enough for bacteria to grow on it

>> No.14472683

kek why the fuck would the pointy edges even be there if you weren't supposed to insert that side first?

>> No.14472737

What he was even trying to accomplish?

>> No.14472743


>> No.14472764
File: 2.69 MB, 1280x720, charcoal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>What he was even trying to accomplish?

Medium rare egg a la Jacques

>> No.14472779
File: 37 KB, 440x386, 1574771791257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>burn it to a crisp
>still raw inside
fucking jack

>> No.14472780
File: 2.91 MB, 853x480, Keto Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


2 stroke, wheelchair bound, giant kidney stone every years, beetus and paralyzed from his right side and it's still not a wake up call for this retard. webm related this the first thing he "cooked" after losing his arm

Delete posts
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.