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14460117 No.14460117 [Reply] [Original]

>buy for a dollar
>microwave on a plate for a minute
>roll up into a burrito and eat

You can thank me later

>> No.14460124

I hate Americans so god damn much

>> No.14460130

>>14460117
>Boil the pizza DO NOT STIR.
>While the pizza is boiling, go outside a pluck a few leaves off some bushes or trees.
>Drain the pizza and put it directly on a plate. >Garnish with the leaves you just plucked.
>Drizzle with motor oil from the garage.
>Serve.

You can thank me later.

>> No.14460224

>>14460117
I ate one of those and it gave me diarrhea

>> No.14460242

>>14460224
I'm glad to hear that

>> No.14460254

>>14460242
Well that makes one asshole that was

>> No.14460257

>>14460124
hate us cause you ain't us, many such cases, sad!

>> No.14460281

>>14460117
you forgot to drizzle it with ranch. you're a disgusting piece of shit. I don't know how people can eat this trash my roommate does it. it's so gross

>> No.14460282

Full disclosure, had these when I was a five year old kid, and still enjoy them from pure nostalgia.

They're shit, but I like them.

>> No.14460289

>>14460281
Hello, I'm your roommate. Go do the dishes you lazy fuck.

>> No.14460291

>>14460117
mmm, I love eating fake cheese and low grade pepperoni

>> No.14460292

>>14460117
Been doing it for years broseph

>> No.14460307

The trick is to defrost it enough so that the cracker is completely soft, then toss it in the oven to finish crisping in its ideal form. Use wood skewers to pin it if it is unrolling when you are trying to oven it.

>> No.14460310

>>14460289
kitchen is clean, yard is done, and you're at work and didn't reply to my text earlier.

>> No.14460332

>>14460307
>crisping it

>> No.14460380

>>14460117
I don't have a microwave

>> No.14460590

>>14460380
Stop being poor

>> No.14461082

>>14460117
Do you rent a single wide or double wide trailer, Billy Bob?

>> No.14461289

>>14461082
just the space,trailer not included. I tried for the JDM Car Ownership discount

>> No.14461301

>>14460332
To get the crunchy cracker shell your bite through to get to the going dough and cheese filled center.

>> No.14461312
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>>14460257
>cause you ain't us
And thank fuck for that

>> No.14461324

>>14461301
But then you can't roll it up into a greasy cheese and bread squishy pizza burrito

>> No.14461368

>>14461301
>>14461324
It’s not even real cheese. It’s imitation cheese made with potato flakes or some shit. Look it up. That’s why I stopped eating them

>> No.14461380

>>14461368
Who the fuck cares, it's a dollar

>> No.14461385

>>14461380
You gotta care faggot. Do you not even understand?

>> No.14461942

I used to eat this shit as a kid and it always left me feeling hungry afterwards. Worst convenience store food ever and you're a cuck for buying this overpriced trash.

>> No.14461982

>>14460117
I fold mine like tacos. Delicious.

>> No.14462084

>>14461385
I don't and you can't make me

>> No.14462271
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>>14460117

>> No.14462333

>>14461312
>thinks america is the only place that foolishly lets women drive

>> No.14462350
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>>14460117
>>14460292
>>14461982
based

>> No.14462413

>>14461942
bro its a dollar

>> No.14462415

>>14460117
That's exactly what I do, but 3 minutes add pepper. I'm not alone anymore, thanks.

>> No.14462439

>Shit
>MICROWAVE shit on top of that.

yeah i love eating rubbery flavorless shit.
Jesus, just spend ten minutes on cooking a proper meal, do it for yourself, have some self respect.

>> No.14462467

>>14462439
It's not rubbery, it's soft and gooey

>> No.14462472

>>14462413
if you eat a whole pizza and youre still hungry, its not worth the dollar
or he is a fatass

>> No.14462540

>>14462333
It is one of the few places where I would go into medical bankruptcy because of shitty female drivers though

>> No.14462550

>>14460117
>microwave
These aren't even microwaveable you dumb fuck.

>> No.14462561

>>14460117
Correct answer is:

>Bake
>apply enough fake parmesan to soak up all the grease
>add hot sauce
>consume

>> No.14462582

>>14460124
rent free

>> No.14462587

>>14462550
I microwaved one once, it was OK but I had to use a propane torch to melt the cheese in the center.