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Thoughts?

>> No.14458800

>>14458796
I would avacado my huge Indian cock into her

>> No.14458805

>>14458800
Based pajeet

>> No.14458806

Maximum achievable cringe.

>> No.14458814

>no guacamole
white people not even once

>> No.14458822

>>14458796
stupid

>> No.14458833

>>14458796
What are the prices like? Anything with avocado automatically gets a $5 price increase from what I've seen at restaurants

>> No.14458838
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14458838

Could you do better, /ck/? Pitch me your theme restaurant idea.

>> No.14458840

>>14458800
Am greeting, is based department? My name is Mark

>> No.14458842

>>14458833
https://www.avocaderia.com/menu
shittiest looking guacamole i've ever seen

>> No.14458843

>That'll be 35 dollars sir
Other than the insane prices i'm sure they charge it's an ok gimmick i suppose.
The ad is shit though.

>> No.14458850

>>14458838
a mcchicken themed restaurant where everything is just mcchickens

>> No.14458862

>white people

>> No.14458874

>>14458806
This is literally a forced meme by conventionally attractive people triggered by the notion of others having standards of attractiveness which don't prioritize them. Like I feel like the ultimate example of this is Emma Watson, who's objectively a good looking woman, but isn't like "Aryan phenotype high cheekbones full lips" attractive like e.g. Margot Robbie

>> No.14458887

>>14458874
What a strange copypasta.

>> No.14458914

>>14458838
holy narcissistic personality disorder cringe batman

>> No.14458915

IM SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY!

>> No.14458920

>>14458887
For me, it's the Name of Dish. The best food. I even ask for extra Name of Dish condiment containers and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for Name of Dish condiment containers and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Lorem ipsum ad his scripta worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three containers. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Lorem ipsum ad his scripta restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large Name of Drink, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my Name of Side Dish in Name of Dish condiment, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.14458938

>>14458796
I think you should keep webms everyone has seen 200 times in the fucking webm containment thread.

>> No.14458944

>>14458800
How you got out?

>> No.14458959
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>>14458796
>imagine having a job where making exaggerated faces at food.

>> No.14459034

>>14458796
She is so Jewish looking that it's painful.

>> No.14459047

>>14459034
And what is wrong with that, are you some kind of anti-Semitic chud?

>> No.14459050

>>14458796
Mmmmm I'd like to get insider *wink wink*

>> No.14459058

>>14459047
I'm going to need a rundown on "chud".

>> No.14459060

>>14459047
I'm not anti-semitic, I just think she's grossly Jewish looking. Jews aren't ugly as a rule but she's off putting. Also, her last name is Weisman so she really is Jewish, lmao.

>> No.14459076

>>14459034
Ofcourse she is. (((WEISMAN)))

>> No.14459091

>>14458959
Seems pretty easy desu
You just need a punchable face.

Just put something in your mouth and before the taste has a chance to kick in make an orgasm face.

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14459102

>>14459058
"Chud" literally refers to the pic related movie, but in contemporary political context it's used by online leftists to refer to right wingers

>> No.14459103

>>14458796
La Criatura Engullidora...

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>>14458800
Fpbp

>> No.14459410

>>14458838
wtf

>> No.14459419

>>14458915
at this point I'm not even horny anymore, I just wanna hold someone in my arms

>> No.14459427

>>14459148
huge or huge for an indian?

>> No.14459439

>>14458796
Avocado production has become pretty unethical.

>> No.14459476

>>14459102
Thank you.

>> No.14459537

>>14458838
For me is fast food chicken mc sandwich, McDonald's best fast chicken food

>> No.14459547

>>14458796

The avocado fad is just there to help the cartels with avocado sales.

>> No.14459555

>>14459060
Jew here I think she looks very pretty.

>> No.14459566

>>14459555
Piss off, yid

>> No.14459576

>>14459566
no

>> No.14459581

>>14458959
>0:07
What feeling is this?

>> No.14459606

>>14458800
Can I meet your sister or mother if you have no sister?

>> No.14459612

>>14458838
an asian restaurant in my town that doesn't serve stir fry, sushi, ramen, or any of the stupid mainstream jap shit. It's really not good unless you buy it insanely fresh.

>> No.14459679

>>14458796
i give this place 2 years before it closes