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Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:03:16 2020 No.14457071 [Reply] [Original]

Do you have the sophisticated palate to appreciate this pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:05:16 2020 No.14457079 https://youtu.be/S_JaCMCfBzo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:08:28 2020 No.14457091 >>14457071 The rosso cheeseless pizza. These are absolutely tits cold right out of the fridge, best eaten with capers, pickles, or green olives. I really didn’t want to like these, honestly, but I am a fan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:10:09 2020 No.14457099 >>14457071 No, keep your garbage third world bastardizations of real food back in europe where they belong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:11:24 2020 No.14457104 File: 967 KB, 256x325, f1a98fe0b6c40e837258da9e4a889c01.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457079

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:15:35 2020 No.14457117 >>14457071 The oregano looks burnt and disgusting. Mince your fucking garlic! And where the fuck is the basil? You forgot the onions as well!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:16:18 2020 No.14457121 >>14457071 yes i am lank tones in taller ants

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:19:04 2020 No.14457132 >>14457079 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:26:13 2020 No.14457156 >>14457071 But the cheese is the best part

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:30:18 2020 No.14457178 >>14457071 what's that big chunk near the middle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:32:46 2020 No.14457185 >>14457178 chunkus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:34:01 2020 No.14457191 >>14457156 Cheese is objectively the worst part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:35:47 2020 No.14457194 >>14457191 If cheese is the worse part you might as well just toast sliced bread and put marina sauce on it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:37:18 2020 No.14457203 >>14457194 Do you really enjoy the product from an exploited and raped animal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:38:30 2020 No.14457209 >>14457203 Vegan? There is non dairy cheese you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:39:10 2020 No.14457214 >>14457071 I guess my taste isn't sophisticated enough to appreciate shit. That shit deserves to be tossed in a trash can with flies and maggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:41:04 2020 No.14457224 >>14457209 A product faking rape is not any better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:43:25 2020 No.14457237 >>14457224 Go rape a carrot or a celery stalk you weirdo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:44:02 2020 No.14457240 File: 11 KB, 220x224, 220px-Schizaphis_graminum_usda_(cropped).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457079 Haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:44:31 2020 No.14457243 >>14457224 So are playing video games just fake murder? Better through all those out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:45:27 2020 No.14457248 File: 60 KB, 614x518, onions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457117 >onions

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:46:40 2020 No.14457254 >>14457243 They're just video games, what are you some kind of stupid soccer mom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:50:22 2020 No.14457273 >>14457254 So then what is wrong about eating vegan mozzarella

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:53:13 2020 No.14457283 >>14457273 Would you eat something that mimics the flavor of a raped human even if it was not a human?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:54:26 2020 No.14457288 >>14457283 maybe, is is tasty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:55:11 2020 No.14457290 >>14457283 So all vegan food that simulates animal products should be thrown out? You're either shit posting or an idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:59:00 2020 No.14457309 >>14457290 I think that any item that can be substituted with ethical sources is appropriate is acceptable. Anything that exist to directly substitute animal rape and murder is not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:59:42 2020 No.14457312 >>14457309 Homo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:59:58 2020 No.14457316 >>14457079 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:59:59 2020 No.14457315 File: 89 KB, 800x600, pizza_party_in_my_mouth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457071 Do you, negro?

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:21:58 2020 No.14457371
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>>14457071

Italy has glorious high culinary tradition extending back centuries: spaghettios, pepperoni hot pockets, italian ice. But the chief cuisine, the national dish is the venerable Pizza Pie. In Roman times, only the Emperor and select nobility could afford to eat it. But later, it became so engrained in popular Italian culture that every housewife had her own secret recipe, to compete in the village's weekly pizza feast. This competition led to innovations--stuffed crust, meat lover's, buffalo chicken, shaqaroni--which developed in parallel with Italy's gastronomical ascendency. But then World War II happened. Austerity measures forced Italians to abandon their rich cuisine. Even the pizza pie, Italy's pride and joy, was affected. Wartime pizza pie was little more than saltines, with a smear of ketchup and a dollop of rancid milk, and some lawn clippings sprinkled on top. But for Italians, it's essential to save face. Ettore Boiardi, appointed Minister of Flavor under Mussolini, began a propaganda campaign to convince his compatriots that this new poverty-pie was in fact the true, authentic pizza--and that Hawaiian pizza, for example, was nothing but foreign degeneracy. The people were desparate for some shred of dignity to grasp onto, so they eagerly swallowed this lie. Their children never even tasted the real thing, and to this day, Italians will claim that OP's pic, which looks like someone dropped some naan bread on the ground in a barnyard, is "pizza". And they will defend its "sophisticated" flavor and "impeccable" heritage until the end.

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:24:11 2020 No.14457374
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>>14457371

But in the Italian diaspora, the truth endures. You should see Italian tourists when they walk by Domino's PIzza restauant, founded by Sicilian immigrant Giuseppe D'Mino. Something about the architecture reminds them of home, and curiously, they are drawn inside. They might only order a slice "as a joke", but--oh, how their eyes light up after that first bite! It triggers genetic memories of their homeland's magnificent past, when Italy was something more than an EU welfare queen. In that moment, every Italian man becomes a Caesar. But then they quickly remember themselves, and embarassed, they will feign disgust and throw the slice away.

However, as they walk out the store, observe their longing backward glances. Perhaps they will run back, claiming that they "accidentally dropped their keys" in the garbage can. And if you secretly observe them as stick their hand in the can, your keen eye will discover that what actually comes back out is their half eaten slice, which is delicately wrapped in napkins, and secreted into a pocket or purse, to be enjoyed privately, in their hotel room, where their moans of ecstasy will be mistaken for nothing more than Meditarranean passion.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:04:37 2020 No.14457445 >>14457071 Go away Europoor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:06:42 2020 No.14457449 >>14457203 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:26:10 2020 No.14457489 File: 173 KB, 900x600, best-tomato-pie-philadelphia-northwest-marchianos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step aside boys, the real GOAT of cheeseless pizzas coming through

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:30:39 2020 No.14457498 >>14457489 Base not murder pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:42:40 2020 No.14457517 >>14457071 well ,i dont like mouthfuls of garlic, but if the crust taste great it could be excellent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:43:42 2020 No.14457520 >>14457117 >onions get murdered>>14457489

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:07:45 2020 No.14457574 i dont get this deal with having a "refined palate". i dont feel like i have a refined anything, but i think i can eat and enjoy just about anything on this earth save for beans and brussel sprouts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:08:49 2020 No.14457577 >>14457237 based weirdo poster

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:09:17 2020 No.14457579 >>14457071 It is the finest pizza, wonderful at all temperatures, and in all amounts. Truly the king of the red pies.

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