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Anonymous Sat Jul 25 00:07:41 2020 No.14456615 [DELETED]

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/ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 00:08:16 2020 No.14456618 >>14456615 If I wanted humour I would ask for your one rep max

>>	THECUCK Sat Jul 25 00:08:35 2020 No.14456621 File: 276 KB, 1500x1500, 4BE2A57C-2238-45A1-9E74-F36F7C89D3F5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456615

>>	THECUCK Sat Jul 25 00:09:37 2020 No.14456626 >>14456618 My max is one rep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 00:09:43 2020 No.14456627 File: 208 KB, 739x913, bonedigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 00:10:42 2020 No.14456629 >>14456618 /fit/ is such a brainlet circlejerk board

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 00:16:47 2020 No.14456657 >>14456618 I can bench one million pounds so if anyone was laughing theyd be laffin at ur ass boi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:10:43 2020 No.14457100 >>14456615 >not owning McNukes (TM) https://youtu.be/pZk6ia1vFAc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:12:25 2020 No.14457108 File: 40 KB, 400x213, ghibli_desert_time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456615 Hahaha. Very funny, laugh laugh!

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:16:11 2020 No.14457120
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RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:19:24 2020 No.14457133 File: 92 KB, 720x960, 1522610401431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456615 2 girls... 1 cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:24:57 2020 No.14457152 File: 1.45 MB, 1023x795, spyro_at_subway_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot sandwich coming through.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:29:14 2020 No.14457171 File: 80 KB, 592x592, Stalin_Purge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14456615

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:32:35 2020 No.14457183 >>14457152 Who ever made that has serious problems

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:36:40 2020 No.14457199 File: 138 KB, 350x350, carlos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457152 Talk about a shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:37:31 2020 No.14457205 File: 22 KB, 300x440, god-i-wish-that-were-me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457199 here's a shitpost

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:38:57 2020 No.14457212 File: 647 KB, 2282x1798, tubgirl2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457205 No u

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:25:06 2020 No.14457375 >>14457212 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:37:38 2020 No.14457389 >>14457375 A scale model of a shock image made by someone who can't into physics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:38:40 2020 No.14457391 >>14457212 Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:49:14 2020 No.14457415 >>14456615 Would've made more sense if it was the hamburgular instead of grimace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:55:44 2020 No.14457429 >>14457183 can someone repost it. fuck jannies and their mothers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:57:17 2020 No.14457432 File: 207 KB, 338x498, 1551796291444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457429 it was the good ol' eat fresh picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 03:57:44 2020 No.14457434 >>14457432 Don't repost it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:09:46 2020 No.14457455 >>14457432 is THAT what jannies call worth removing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:11:06 2020 No.14457460 >>14456621 I don’t get it? I love Weetabix

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:58:50 2020 No.14457549 File: 1.45 MB, 1023x795, spyro_at_subway_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14457434 Don't repost this?

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