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eating a pasty. ama

>> No.14455522

any good?

>> No.14455523 [DELETED] 

>>14455517
Whats it like living in a country that is overrun with blacks and muslims and you cant even carry a butterknife?

>> No.14455543

looks like a calzone to me

>> No.14455544

>>14455522
yes
>>14455523
this is in america

>> No.14455564

>>14455544
I doubt americans would sell newspapers with the union jack on it talking about buckingham palace. Get fucked, nigel. And czech em

>> No.14455581

>>14455564
there are fat people in this restaurant, so it is america

>> No.14455590

>>14455581
FUCK OFF NIGEL

>> No.14455594

>>14455517
s l o p p a

>> No.14455603

>>14455517
How did you come up with this idea?

>> No.14455606

>>14455543
there’s a difference between a calzone and a pasty

>> No.14455612

>>14455543
Basically a chicken pot pie fucked a calzone in the ass and now we have this thing.

>> No.14455613

How do you like the UP?

>> No.14455614

>>14455603
ask the cornish

>> No.14455619

>>14455606
tomato

>> No.14455620

>>14455564
have you considered it's fake newspaper to give the illusion of authenticity? No one in the UK serves a pasty in fucking newspaper.

>> No.14455622

>>14455613
i haven’t been to michigan

>> No.14455623

>>14455544
>>14455564
Nor would an American ever use the word "pasty" when referring to anything other than pasty skin.

>> No.14455631
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>>14455517
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.14455642

>>14455622
oh, they are very popular in the UP

>> No.14455660

>>14455581
The uk is plenty fat

>> No.14455753

>>14455517
looks tasty, why aren't these a thing over in the US?

>> No.14455776

>>14455753
they very common in Northern Michigan, where a lot of Cornish miners settled back in the day. Fairly well known at least for their association with the UP in Wisconsin and lower Michigan

>> No.14455969

>>14455753
It's all over America. What you forget is we have every food as long as it isn't in flyover land.

>> No.14455989

>>14455517
>eating it on a newspaper

enjoy the bacteria and ink in your food..... disgusting

>> No.14457710
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>>14455517
Why didn't you get the steak and stilton?

>> No.14458080

>>14455517
I lived in the UK for a couple years, fuck I miss a proper Cornish Pasty. The filling. The crimp. The portability. Heaven.

>> No.14458429

No, seriously: what in the everloving fuck are these birds in my back garden? They sound chew toys, squeaking fucking constantly. You said "ask me anything," right? So there it is. I asked. What the fuck are they?

>> No.14458992

>>14455523
The upper peninsula is pretty white anon.

>> No.14459024

>>14458080
They're the easiest things in the world to make yourself though

>> No.14459035

>>14455564
>>14455620
The Times doesn't have a union jack on the front cover, nor would they do a headline about shepherd's pie.

>> No.14459043

>>14455517
why not get a pie though, its 10x better

>> No.14459097

>>14455753
I buy them all the time at the grocery store instead of frozen pizzas for when I'm lazy. Southern Minnesota here. My mom used to make them a lot when I was young as well

>> No.14459127

>>14455523
cope mutt

>> No.14459226
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>>14455517
If it's not a Traditional Cornish, it's shit. End of.

>> No.14459299

>>14455523
Over run? We are 85% white, mutt

>> No.14459741
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>>14455523
>angry white teenager believes everything he reads on /p*l/

>> No.14459752

>>14455523
our foods so tender we dont need knives

>> No.14459783

>>14459752
Any sorry brits can't have knifes they get fined or jail time for having knifes, even plastic ones.

>> No.14460663

>>14457710
the restaurant i went to couldn’t afford steak because covid

>> No.14460682
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>>14459226
Everything traditionally Cornish is shit though, and can and will always be improved upon.
Pasties have become edible now that there are more fillings than just potato and gristle.
Scones became better when the lads in Devon thought to put jam on top of the cream like a non-retard.
In essence, Cornwall is a beautiful place full of shit people, but we allow you to exist so there's somebody to run the campsites and public shitters.

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>>14455523

>> No.14460719

>>14455544
>this is in america

What is it like living in a former nation that is being flat out taken over and no American do anything about it even though they have guns out of the ass?

>> No.14460729

>>14455517
Looks like shit

>> No.14460740
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14460740

These are good especially late at night or early in the morning when everything else is closed or I have a hangover and dont want to go out.

>> No.14460779
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>>14455623
WRONG

>> No.14460787

I hate you faggots. Ask me something.

>> No.14460795

>>14459741
If it's midnight and you are going to walk alone in front of a group of niggers would you be scared? would you change streets?

>> No.14460824

>>14455517
Greggs?

>> No.14460845

>>14460779
There was a chicken joint called "rego's roost" across the avenue from my high school. Friends and I used to get blazed and go there. It's too bad I cant find a picture of the place.

>> No.14460855
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>>14455517
Is that London Calling?

>> No.14460866

>>14460779
looks like a black-run shit hole

>> No.14460869

>>14460855
Good old fashioned Clash.

>> No.14460876
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14460876

>>14460855

>> No.14460877

>>14460855
I LIVE BY THE RIVER

>> No.14460955

https://youtu.be/ryy-KIAqL2Y

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>>14460706

>> No.14461019

>>14455517
Ugh, those things are gross. I just had one last week and they're heavy and dry. Not worth it.

>> No.14461032

>>14461019
Ugh my dick in thyne arse

>> No.14461063

>>14460877
>>14460876
>>14460869
I have no idea what you people are on about. There is a pasty truck in my flyover hometown called London Calling and it's amazing.

>> No.14461112
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>>14455523

Pasties are a common repast in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Why a miner's lunch in a place dominated by agrarian Finns? The Finns came to farm (why in this growing region?!) and the copper miners were from Cornwall, natch.

Can I please go now?

>> No.14461145

>>14461063
You should have been more specific, I like most people would have figured that you meant the album and concert tour from The Clash.

>> No.14461151

>>14455523
>my country is a third world shithole with no healthcare, no workers rights, and no real democratic process, but at least I can own my guns

>> No.14461157

>>14461145
he can go it alone

>> No.14461160

>>14461157
With some Spanish bombs

>> No.14461184
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14461184

Gravy or ketchup?
Don't matter.

>> No.14461229

>>14461184
Brown sauce you soft poof

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>>14461229

Brown sauce? I think you would know more about that I do, sir, your proclivities are quite obvious.

>> No.14461395

>>14461019
A good pasty should not be dry, the potato, swede and onion keeps the inside lovely and moist

>>14461184
>>14461229
No sauce needed

>> No.14462025

>>14455517
i love rubbing my willy on pasties before i eat them. it enhances my stamina.

>> No.14462039

>>14460719
>would you change streets?
Do white people really? I love you all truly, but you all need to man the fuck up. Don't take anything from anyone

>> No.14462047

>>14455517
Oi! 'ave you a license for that pasty, m8?

>> No.14462060

>>14461184
Colman's mustard you fag!

>> No.14462071

>>14462047
lols in hobo

>> No.14462110

>>14455564
it is currently illegal for UK restaurants to serve food in newspaper

>> No.14462130

>>14460866

old ass white family restaurant that never left the neighborhood after it turned black. now there are a ton of blacks on the north side of milwaukee that love cornish pasties so that's actually kinda cool

>> No.14463000

>>14455517
I prefer a Cornish pasty to that boomer shite. Chuck steak, potato, onion and swede with salt, black pepper and butter....

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>>14463000
>My boomer shite is better than his boomer shite

>> No.14463786

>>14460682
I bet you're from (((Devon)))

>> No.14464083

>>14463786
:^)
Falmouth is nice though tbqh